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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Darrellito on April 21, 2007, 06:15:47 AM

Title: The Comic Book Post
Post by: Darrellito on April 21, 2007, 06:15:47 AM

Hey, I thought this might be a fun way to discuss stuff and argue about our favorite comic book superheros. I'm a major comic book geek, so I know alot on this kinda thing(Not trying to show anyone up though).


So, let me kick off the discussion.


Anyone think Spiderman could take on Superman? (lol, I know tha answer *giggle* I hope someone else does too)

I personally think that Superman would pwn Spiderman on account of them rays that he gots shootin from his eyes. I mean, all he really gotta do is zap his weblines and zoom and an punch out his stomach plug while he's falling.

Anyone else think other wize? Or anyone else have a superhero they want to talk about, or a who-could-beat-who?

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Post by: Ben on April 21, 2007, 06:40:57 AM

I used to have an issue of wizard that figured out out of all of the most powerfull heros who would PWN in a deathmatch.

Silver Surfer Hauled.

Say what you want about his gayness, he can kick your ***.
He can kick a sentinels ***. In a street fight with God, the origonal Superhero, the surfer makes bish pies

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Post by: Darrellito on April 21, 2007, 07:01:12 AM

But of course, every superhero has their weakness( I really don't like the surfer too much, so I don't really know what his is though lol )

But yeah, off hand, the few ones that I know for sure about who can beat who is:

Superman vs. Spiderman: In the issue that I saw spiderman fight superman, he got some kind of injection to be just as strong and invunerable as superman, so yeah, he was a contender.

Superman vs. The Hulk: Well, also from what I saw, The hulk and superman were evenly matched in strength. Superman distracted the hulk for a while, until Betty Ross handled The Hulk.

Superman vs. The Flash in a foot race: Flash wins. Superman can move fast enough to turn back time, but The Flash can move fast enough to make time stop.

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Post by: Razor on April 21, 2007, 07:07:43 AM

Batman can beat the **** out of everyone.

Thread over.

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Post by: Darrellito on April 21, 2007, 07:19:06 AM

lmao, Batman? In case you haven't noticed, the original batman died. Bane killed him with a backbreaker. And so, If Bane could kill him, I seriously hope that anyone out of the Justice League, S.H.E.I.L.D, The Avengers, or The X-Men, would pwn him. Hard.

For instance, the only thing the mutant Apocalypse would have to do to kill Batman would to change his arm into a laser gun and blast his ***. Batman may have smarts, but the rest of the Justice League back him up when he goes outside of Gothem City.

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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 21, 2007, 01:35:34 PM

Captain America vs. a bullet. Cap wins.

O W8.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 21, 2007, 04:06:18 PM

Superman shouldn't be compared to any other superheroes because he's basically unbeatable, unless you have cryptonite handy. I never really liked him as a character because of that.

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Post by: Linkizcool on April 21, 2007, 05:26:17 PM

I have a large collection of Sonic the Hedgehog comics :).

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Post by: Grandy on April 21, 2007, 06:05:46 PM

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Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Superman shouldn't be compared to any other superheroes because he's basically unbeatable, unless you have cryptonite handy. I never really liked him as a character because of that.

 http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39235875/

 Dunno why, I just felt like posting that.

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 21, 2007, 06:36:04 PM

XD

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Post by: Darrellito on April 21, 2007, 06:52:04 PM

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Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Superman shouldn't be compared to any other superheroes because he's basically unbeatable, unless you have cryptonite handy. I never really liked him as a character because of that.

xD one of the rare ocassions batman beats superman.

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Post by: Revolution911 on April 22, 2007, 12:09:41 AM

I could beat superman. Gimme some kryptonite.


IronMan seriously fucks **** up.

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Post by: Razor on April 22, 2007, 09:49:19 PM

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Originally posted by Darrellito
lmao, Batman? In case you haven't noticed, the original batman died. Bane killed him with a backbreaker.

Uh, wrong.
I read up on that whole storyarc. It takes a lot more than a broken back to kill Batman.
Bastard was out of action for a while but thanks to that psychic doctor lady's rehabilitation skills, he was up and atom again.

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Post by: drenrin2120 on April 23, 2007, 01:40:31 AM

I don't know much about comic book super heroes and all, but for what it's worth, out of all the more well known superheroes, Batmans my favorite. Why? Because he's believable and simply badass.

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Post by: WarxePB on April 23, 2007, 02:10:33 AM

Clearly, the best superhero ever is Jesus.

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Post by: emiiru on April 23, 2007, 03:49:01 AM

What are silver surfers powers?  I never knew.

Anyways Batman is cool, but overrated and underestimated at the same time.  I wish I read more Comic books.

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Post by: Musha on April 23, 2007, 07:19:52 AM

Batman beats Superman by being smarter.  He actually figured out who Superman really was by using good old-fashioned detective work.  Superman didn't know who batman was until Batman told him.
Oh, and Batman just happens to have a kryptonite ring he carries with him "just in case..."

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Post by: Grandy on April 23, 2007, 02:52:56 PM

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Originally posted by emiiru
What are silver surfers powers?  I never knew.

Anyways Batman is cool, but overrated and underestimated at the same time.  I wish I read more Comic books.

 Galactus has the power to change the universe as he pleases (he was based on God) Silver Surfer was given a small ammount of that power (think of him as Space Jesus) so he can walk through solid materials shoot beams with his hands, fly in that board, and some others I can't remember.

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Post by: Ben on April 23, 2007, 02:57:22 PM

Yeah, Space jesus pretty much sums it up.

Supermans powers are greatly weakend as he leaves earths atmosphere and gravity.

A sentinel Could whoop supes no problem.

Surfer can whoop a sentinel.

Jesus Loses because he cant fight.

Batman cant breathe in outer space.

Surfer wins.



Im not even a fan of the SS, but seriose...he whopped 'em bishes.

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Post by: Grandy on April 23, 2007, 03:05:22 PM

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Post by: Djanki on April 23, 2007, 06:09:30 PM

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Originally posted by Darrellito

Superman vs. The Hulk: Well, also from what I saw, The hulk and superman were evenly matched in strength. Superman distracted the hulk for a while, until Betty Ross handled The Hulk.

So sayeth Stan 'The Man' in an interview with EGM (or Nintendo Power--I forgot which one):

I made Hulk so that the longer he fought, the stronger he'd get. Superman is powerful, but it's up to a certain point. The Hulk just keeps getting stronger and angrier.

I think it's even. It'd get to the point where Superman would be pinned down by The Hulk, but Betty could get the Hulk's attention while Superman wailed on him.

But I've only read 1 Marvel comic in my whole life (Spiderman Ultimate #1, and that was on a Free Comic-book day at Middle-school), as opposed to 28 manga. So, I'm thinking that no matter how much Superman and The Hulk beat on him, they'd eventually both get eaten--yes, eaten--by Pappilon Mask Creator, from Buso Renkin (he's a Homunculous, and they can only be killed by Buso Renkin).

But I digress--he's...weird....so, I'd root for either Hulk or Superman. Until Iron Man showed up. Then I'd root for Iron Man.


Iron Man for the win! ^_^

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Post by: Cosmos on April 25, 2007, 10:47:31 AM

Batman is awsome because he doesn't have any super powers to make him strong, just his human strengths. And he's hawt, and rich.. << yeah..

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Post by: j_master on April 25, 2007, 10:59:54 AM

i hate batman!
hes a rich show off.

and the hulk vs superman would be awesome.    :Plight:

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Post by: emiiru on April 25, 2007, 01:38:08 PM

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Batman is awsome because he doesn't have any super powers to make him strong, just his human strengths. And he's hawt, and rich.. << yeah..

evryone says this... but definitely he's abnormally beefed up. a little too strong, ya know.

I like how in the cartoons he's like the master of interrogation.

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Post by: Razor on April 25, 2007, 10:46:20 PM

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Originally posted by gemini
Batman cant breathe in outer space.

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Post by: Ben on April 25, 2007, 10:58:46 PM

My god.


I just totally got pwn'd there.

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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 26, 2007, 03:28:18 AM

Wow.

So, is there a comic to prove me wrong that Batman can't say "Peter Piper picked a pack of purple pickle peppers" ten times fast?

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Post by: Djanki on April 26, 2007, 11:15:53 AM

To heck with Batman, Iron Man's where it's at! He's got his own friggin' song!

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Post by: Ben on April 26, 2007, 03:44:18 PM

So does every other hero thats ever graced a saturday morening show.

Im pretty sure batman has at least 3

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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 26, 2007, 06:12:33 PM

Nananananananana nananananananana BATMAN



I thought of shortpacked when I read Gemini's post too. Oh, if I wasn't lazy I would have been the pwner!!

My favourite superhero is seizure man.

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Post by: Cosmos on May 01, 2007, 06:02:12 PM

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Originally posted by Midnight
Batman is awsome because he doesn't have any super powers to make him strong, just his human strengths. And he's hawt, and rich.. << yeah..

evryone says this... but definitely he's abnormally beefed up. a little too strong, ya know.

I like how in the cartoons he's like the master of interrogation. [/B]

He works out, and he trains. Course he's beefed up *huggles bruce*

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Post by: Musha on May 05, 2007, 09:52:42 AM

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Wow.

So, is there a comic to prove me wrong that Batman can't say "Peter Piper picked a pack of purple pickle peppers" ten times fast?

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Post by: Razor on May 05, 2007, 11:42:51 PM

But does it prove he can say it fast?

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Post by: Musha on May 12, 2007, 06:27:55 AM

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But does it prove he can say it fast?

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Post by: j_master on May 12, 2007, 11:11:23 AM

ha ha ha!
I guess he can.

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Post by: Razor on May 12, 2007, 02:39:31 PM

You won at "Holy articulation, Batman!"