Post by: Grandy on May 05, 2007, 03:16:11 AM
Went to see it just now, and frankly, I'm rather disappointed.
The trailers had me all worked up, I mean, 3 villains in one movie? How cool is that?
But really, they messed up big time. 70% of the movie revolves about Peter Parker being either emo or homo, other 20% deal with how the population loves spiderman, and lastly 10% of it is about Spiderman and the villains. There are 3 battles in the movie, one versus Goblin, other vs Sandman, and finnaly one where he teams up with Goblin and go against Sandman and Venom. Venom, who is like, the arch-enemy of Spiderman, didn't get even a solo battle against him. That really disappointed me, as I think Venom (slightly after Shocker) is the best spiderman villain yet.
The battles are also interrupted for no reason other than show some TV reporters go all "Oh no, what is going to happen to spiderman now?" and they all say that like they were reciting Shakspeare, only with much more drama.
Another thing that got me angry is that there was much more effort into Sandman's background than Venom's. Even the simbiosis, which in the original infiltrated into a spaceship, appeared in the oh-so-original "Meteor falls on earth, life form comes out" cliché.
In one of the action scenes Spidey has to save a girl from a building which is falling. Okay, he did it in the first movie, right after saving the people who were below the falling rocks. And I was like "So Spidey, use your web net to save those people below, will you? Yes, yes it's cool to see you dodge the falling rocks and hop into them like a patlaformer game, but now stop them before you hurt someone, yes? Oh, I see you saved the girl who is important to the plot, I suppose you'll save the other people now? ... Hey where are you going?! There are still people over there! Oh, wait no, they all teleported away from the falling rocks which were just above them a second ago. My bad."
But the thing that really blew the movie is that they overdramatized everything. Aunt May keeps being way too moralist, Peter and Mary Jane seem like a soap opera, Harry is an uber villain, but in the end with a dramatic speech he turns into an good guy. You'd think that at least the villains are efil, but no, Sandman is a wuss who keeps crying at the fact he can't be with his daughter. The only one which is not overdramatized in the movie is Venom, and that's something, but still...
To finish, the simbiosis was defeated by a grenade, even though in the comics, and earlier in the movie, it was obvious that it could just melt back togheter as Terminator. Plus, when it blows up, I mean implodes. Normally, if you throw a grenade in something as gelatinous as the simbiosis, it'd splatter all over the place, but here is just misteriously disappears.
The highlight of the movie is the Peter dancing on the streets part and the Stan Lee cameo.
I'm not saying the movie is bad, I'm just saying it was a wasted oportunity.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 05, 2007, 04:01:26 AM
VENOM DIES!
MARY JANE LIVES!
There. That will teach all you dicks that ruined Naruto, 6th Sense, Death Note, and other movies/animes for me.
Post by: Ben on May 05, 2007, 07:22:00 AM
I was sooo stoked.
Im so effin dissapointed. I just waited in line forever. Pre bought tickets.
For what? Emo peter parker, Topher graces voice clearly resonating through venoms teeth.
A theatre full of emo douches cheering.
The only good was bruce Campell.
Sam Raimi = dead to me
Post by: SaiKar on May 05, 2007, 07:34:52 AM
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Originally posted by Grandy
I'm not saying the movie is bad, I'm just saying it was a wasted oportunity.
I'll say it for you then. It WAS bad. A lot of it was just painful to sit through and as usual the action scenes / emotional scenes were horribly melded together. And don't even get me started on the emo haircut.
I can say I saw it once; I have no desire to ever see it again.
Post by: Ben on May 05, 2007, 07:37:02 AM
It was indeed bad.
I had high expectations.
Grindhouse was way better.
Post by: SaiKar on May 05, 2007, 07:45:55 AM
Post by: Ben on May 05, 2007, 07:49:06 AM
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Originally posted by SaiKar
Grindhouse was freaking awesome! Best movie I've seen all year, and then some.
This is true.
Werewolf Women of the Secret Service Wins.
IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEE SPIDERMAN THREE...
...DON'T
Post by: Grandy on May 05, 2007, 12:03:34 PM
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Originally posted by SaiKarQuoteOriginally posted by Grandy
I'm not saying the movie is bad, I'm just saying it was a wasted oportunity.
I'll say it for you then. It WAS bad. A lot of it was just painful to sit through and as usual the action scenes / emotional scenes were horribly melded together. And don't even get me started on the emo haircut.
I can say I saw it once; I have no desire to ever see it again.[/B]
...well, yeah, it was. I just said it wasn't so that I wouldn't get mauled by fanboys.
I forgot to add something: The plot moves WAY TO DAMN SLOW.
You'd think that when putting 3 villains on a movie, you'd had to accelerate everything so to tell each villain's backstory. But no, somehow they made it boringly slow.
Post by: aboutasoandthis on May 05, 2007, 06:16:11 PM
Tell me this. What exactly does Venom look like? If he at least has the mouth, that will make at least something for me.
Post by: Ben on May 05, 2007, 06:32:17 PM
The Spider on him is black
He is not all that big.
The mouth is sortof there. But its still lacking. No long tounge.
Too much Black Spiderman Costume, not enough Venom
Lucas is wrong. Hes in the movie for the better part of a half hour, But hes always a blur
Post by: aboutasoandthis on May 05, 2007, 06:54:57 PM
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He looks like Black Spiderman With the teeth, No tounge or Slime....
The Spider on him is black
He is not all that big.
The mouth is sortof there. But its still lacking. No long tounge.
Too much Black Spiderman Costume, not enough Venom
Lucas is wrong. Hes in the movie for the better part of a half hour, But hes always a blur
My hopes and dreams are shattered...
Post by: Grandy on May 05, 2007, 07:00:19 PM
Wait a heck, he doesn't shoot webs at all in the movie! I mean, there is a web that was made by him, but we don't see how he did it, it just kid of appears, and it's a black web! I suppose it was to look like the symbiosis, but a black web?
Another thing, even without any 'host' the simbiosis looks like venom. (I mean in the end) instead of the walking blob it is.
EDIT: Also, the original Black Suit Spiderman didn't had the web marks, it was just pitch black suit. This one has the marks.
Looks gay with 'em too.
Post by: Ben on May 05, 2007, 07:02:31 PM
Post by: aboutasoandthis on May 05, 2007, 07:02:52 PM
This problably should've gone in the comic book post or something.
Post by: Grandy on May 05, 2007, 07:33:59 PM
See the white marks in the back of his hand? The simbiosis produces webs that are shot out of it.
And this is something interesting I found out when searching for images:
http://supermantv.net/wallpaperbattles/spiderman/venom.jpg
Post by: Al~Len on May 05, 2007, 07:35:02 PM
For how long the movie was (and rather slow moving for that matter) you'd think they'd be able to make me give a damn about the characters. I can quite enjoy drama, but they just didn't deliver well for me. *shrugs*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 05, 2007, 07:56:58 PM
There were some crappy parts, and bits of it that weren't explained at all, and the characters all behaved really oddly and out of character, And venom could have done with a bigger part, but to be honest, it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. My family are all weirded out because usually I over criticise films and I was perfectly happy with this one XD
Post by: Almeidaboo on May 06, 2007, 11:08:24 AM
Dude, it sucked major. $6 wasted. I`m glad I have tons of memories of 300, best movie this year...
Post by: blackskullwarlock on May 06, 2007, 05:15:24 PM
If you want to watch a good movie, avoid Spiderman 3 like the plague.
Post by: Ben on May 06, 2007, 06:31:03 PM
Post by: aboutasoandthis on May 06, 2007, 07:40:43 PM
Pros:
~They did show the tongue, but it was only for a second.
~They had Gwen Stacy. I don't read the comics but I like seeing little things like this.
~They had the Sandman. Personally I thought the water-guy would've been better, but my dad remembers Sandy from the comics.
~The Sandman emerging after transforming was beautifuly done. It didn't look real at all, but I still liked it.
Cons:
~They tried to do too much with this. I wish they had cut one of the villains out.
~They only showed the tongue for one second. As others've said, Venom was too small.
~For the love of God, I wish they'd stop marketing the Emo clique. Even if one of them has muscles, they are not scary, and cannot kick your ***. I have first hand knowlege of this.
~Venom called himself "I" instead of "We." I'm PISSED.
It seemed like Venom was going to be in the fourth movie, but they they quit and squished them together. I wanna go see the pirate movie.
Post by: Grandy on May 06, 2007, 08:46:38 PM
It sounds cool, to me.
Post by: Grandy on May 06, 2007, 09:27:43 PM
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Originally posted by lucas_irineu
yes.
grandy, qual eh a fonte q vc uso nessa sig?
?
And i think he would say "There is no Eddie Brock. Now, we are Venon." And he should be stronger. That small venom made me angry!
A do meio, que imita japonês é "Far East" ou algo assim, tá em algum lugar por aí. As outras vieram de default no windows, mas eu não sei se estão em todos os windows.
Outra coisa, onde você achou isso? Já faz anos que eu não uso.
About the movie, and just pointing the biggest, most gruesome thing in the movie, and which I just noticed:
SPIDERMAN DOES NOT USE SARCASM FROM BEGGINING TO END.
Can you even grasp to imagine Spiderman without sarcasm or any form of taunting his enemies? Well, this movie does so.
Post by: drenrin2120 on May 06, 2007, 09:53:10 PM
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Originally posted by Meiscool
HARRY DIES!
VENOM DIES!
MARY JANE LIVES!
There. That will teach all you dicks that ruined Naruto, 6th Sense, Death Note, and other movies/animes for me.
Great, I read that. :dry:
EDIT: But from the reviews, I just might spend my money on Pirates 3 instead.
Post by: Shady Ultima on May 07, 2007, 12:46:55 AM
I agree, Venom should have been played by a bigger guy, and didn't act correctly at the beginning, and his voice was wrong, and he had the black spiderman webbing (that never existed anyways). I was disappointed by Venom, but, here's something I'd bet on
VENOM DIDN'T DIE!
They made you think he did, so he'll come back in his own spin off movie, which I've heard rumours about.
And there is probably not gonna be a fourth movie.
And Spidey did use sarcasm, when he fought Harry and blew him up. It was a much darker movie I'll say though..
Gwen is the black cat right? She totally reminded me of her for the whole time.
Post by: MSlash67 on May 07, 2007, 01:04:50 AM
Post by: Fortet on May 07, 2007, 02:14:59 AM
I'm surprised nobody has said this yet.
But I found it to be pretty good.
Except the ending. The ending sucked balls.
and not just regular balls, but big-***, hairy donkey balls.
Yeah. That bad.
Post by: Ben on May 07, 2007, 02:45:46 AM
Post by: Grandy on May 07, 2007, 02:56:29 PM
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Originally posted by Shady Ultima
I just got back from the theatre. Personally I thought it was good. Not the best of the 3, as it seemed like they should have made it 3 AND 4, but smashed it together, but I still liked it. I've always loved the show, and Venom is my favourite character in Spiderman, and 2nd fave villain of all time (behind Vader)
I agree, Venom should have been played by a bigger guy, and didn't act correctly at the beginning, and his voice was wrong, and he had the black spiderman webbing (that never existed anyways). I was disappointed by Venom, but, here's something I'd bet on
VENOM DIDN'T DIE!
They made you think he did, so he'll come back in his own spin off movie, which I've heard rumours about.
And there is probably not gonna be a fourth movie.
And Spidey did use sarcasm, when he fought Harry and blew him up. It was a much darker movie I'll say though..
Gwen is the black cat right? She totally reminded me of her for the whole time.
There'll be 3 more movies, and yes, Gwen is Black Cat.
And I know most likelly Venom didn't die, but if they do bring him back, I'll hate them even more. I mean, if he doesn't dies, and has a movie of his own, what's even the point of putting him in this one?
You know how the movie should've ended? Here's my Spiderman 3 ending:
-Spiderman, still with black suit, goes to face off Sandman, alone. He is loosing and Harry appears for help in his own free will, Sandman accidentally kills Harry and go nuts, Spider eventually defeat Sandman, but not satisfied, Spider keeps kicking a downed Sandman. Sandman then tells the story of his life, and how it was an accident and all, Spider feels sorry for him, but the symbiote acts on it's own and tries to strangle Sandman.
Spider, after fighting the simbiote (mentally, that is), eventually let's Sandman go, and webs his way to the church, in which the whole scene of the simbiote fallin into Brock ensues, Spiderman goes away, Venom is born. He says something like "We are going to have lot's of fun togheter." then jumps at the screen.
Credits roll.
Post by: Red Giant on May 07, 2007, 04:28:07 PM
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Originally posted by Grandy
http://www.antaninet.it/marvel-universe/v/venom.jpg
See the white marks in the back of his hand? The simbiosis produces webs that are shot out of it.
And this is something interesting I found out when searching for images:
http://supermantv.net/wallpaperbattles/spiderman/venom.jpg
The Balls? Superman (DC) fighting Venom (Marvel)?! Now I've seen Aeverything!
Post by: Grandy on May 07, 2007, 05:14:26 PM
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Originally posted by Red GiantQuoteOriginally posted by Grandy
http://www.antaninet.it/marvel-universe/v/venom.jpg
See the white marks in the back of his hand? The simbiosis produces webs that are shot out of it.
And this is something interesting I found out when searching for images:
http://supermantv.net/wallpaperbattles/spiderman/venom.jpg
The Balls? Superman (DC) fighting Venom (Marvel)?! Now I've seen Aeverything![/B]
=D
Post by: Ben on May 07, 2007, 06:16:26 PM
You win a platinum edition internetz
Post by: aboutasoandthis on May 07, 2007, 08:30:27 PM
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...and yes, Gwen is Black Cat.
Then who is Felicia Hardy?
Post by: Fortet on May 07, 2007, 08:38:26 PM
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Originally posted by Grandy
=D[/B]
That just made the best Monday ever even better!
Post by: Shady Ultima on May 07, 2007, 08:56:15 PM
Post by: Grandy on May 07, 2007, 09:07:00 PM
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Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
Originally Posted by Grandy
Quote...and yes, Gwen is Black Cat.
Then who is Felicia Hardy?[/B]
I did not read the comics nor watched the cartoon since 1998, do you really expect me to remember all the blondes out there?
Oh, and one more flaw of the movie (I swear to God, the movie has more plotholes than a swiss plot-cheese)
Spider sense. Goblin comes flying from, dunno, 20 meters behind Peter and it does not activate his Spider sense. I mean, c'mon, it's one of his main powers, it's not like he has too many.
Post by: drenrin2120 on May 08, 2007, 01:30:33 AM
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Originally posted by Grandy
=D[/B]
Thankyou for making my day. :p
Post by: Blue_Strife on May 08, 2007, 06:25:24 AM
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Originally posted by GrandyQuoteOriginally posted by aboutasoandthis
Originally Posted by Grandy
Quote...and yes, Gwen is Black Cat.
Then who is Felicia Hardy?[/B]
I did not read the comics nor watched the cartoon since 1998, do you really expect me to remember all the blondes out there?
Oh, and one more flaw of the movie (I swear to God, the movie has more plotholes than a swiss plot-cheese)
Spider sense. Goblin comes flying from, dunno, 20 meters behind Peter and it does not activate his Spider sense. I mean, c'mon, it's one of his main powers, it's not like he has too many.[/B]
I didn't even notice the lack of it when I saw that scene. o_o...
Post by: Almeidaboo on May 08, 2007, 03:02:48 PM
THIS MOVIE SUCKS!
Post by: Shady Ultima on May 09, 2007, 03:27:07 AM
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Originally posted by Grandy
Oh, and one more flaw of the movie (I swear to God, the movie has more plotholes than a swiss plot-cheese)
Spider sense. Goblin comes flying from, dunno, 20 meters behind Peter and it does not activate his Spider sense. I mean, c'mon, it's one of his main powers, it's not like he has too many.[/B]
The goblin's speeder thingy mabob blocks spiderman's spideysense
Post by: Ben on May 09, 2007, 04:26:03 AM
Post by: Grandy on May 09, 2007, 03:38:37 PM
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Originally posted by Shady UltimaQuoteOriginally posted by Grandy
Oh, and one more flaw of the movie (I swear to God, the movie has more plotholes than a swiss plot-cheese)
Spider sense. Goblin comes flying from, dunno, 20 meters behind Peter and it does not activate his Spider sense. I mean, c'mon, it's one of his main powers, it's not like he has too many.[/B]
The goblin's speeder thingy mabob blocks spiderman's spideysense
[/B]
The original goblin would've used it then.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 10, 2007, 02:45:14 AM
Movies barely ever have things exactly like the original. You're old enough to should've realized this by now.
Post by: Grandy on May 10, 2007, 10:40:53 PM
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Originally posted by Meiscool
You complain way to much.
Movies barely ever have things exactly like the original. You're old enough to should've realized this by now.
300, from what I heard, was an almost exact adaptation of the graphic novel.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 11, 2007, 12:59:43 AM
I would say the actual happening of Sparta standing off at the pass qualifies as being the original in that instance, as the comic was modeled after it, but I could be wrong.
Post by: Shady Ultima on May 11, 2007, 02:27:35 AM
And grandy, the speeder thing he is riding, the flying snowboard, is NOT THE SAME AS THE ONE HIS FATHER USED. Thus, not the same exact powers. Notice he wore a different suit?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 11, 2007, 03:28:48 AM
Her Dying + Harry Dying - Vemon Dying = More Awesome
Post by: Almeidaboo on May 11, 2007, 03:39:32 AM
They should stick to the real thing. Spider man never turned emo. He never danced like John Travolta.
Post by: SaiKar on May 11, 2007, 06:19:38 AM
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Originally posted by Almeidaboo
Reason why Batman movies ALWAYS suck is cause they don`t stick to the real story
Batman Begins is one of the best movies I've ever seen, storyline be damned!
Post by: Grandy on May 11, 2007, 03:23:07 PM
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Originally posted by Shady Ultima
Meiscool is right.
And grandy, the speeder thing he is riding, the flying snowboard, is NOT THE SAME AS THE ONE HIS FATHER USED. Thus, not the same exact powers. Notice he wore a different suit?
Even so, that was just silly.
Venom and Carnage should be the only ones that don't affect Spider's spider sense.
And I'm not sure we could call that a 'suit' he whore. I mean, it was basically a kevlar with a sword attached to the back, wasn't it?
Post by: Moosetroop11 on May 11, 2007, 04:43:29 PM
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Originally posted by Almeidaboo
Batman movies ALWAYS suck
0_o
The first batman film with the Joker (more importantly without Robin) is one of my favourite films ever.
Post by: aboutasoandthis on May 11, 2007, 09:38:48 PM
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Reason why Batman movies ALWAYS suck is cause they don`t stick to the real story (I mean, wtf was that green goo Bane thing??). Same with Resident Evil. Same will happen to Metal Gear movie, if it ever comes out. Same happened to the first FInal Fantasy movie (that had nothing to do with nothing, that was completely random...).
They should stick to the real thing. Spider man never turned emo. He never danced like John Travolta.
I'm going back and forth on this. While a movie based on something before it should draw inspiration from the original, you shouldn't have to alienate the audience who doesn't know about the source.
For example I liked the Hulk movie until the mutant dogs showed up. I didn't get the father/son I hate you plot. I don't read the comics so I thought it showed a human side to the guy. Most people who read the comics say "LOL FYCK YOU!!!11!!!! THIS MOVIE SUCKS SHYT HE ISN'T BLOWING SHYT UP LOLLOLLOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!" He didn't blow everything up, which is what the fans want to see, and it turned out pretty badly.
As to Final Fantasy, Spirits Within was bad and Advent Children flat out sucked.
Spirits Within had little to do with Final Fantasy other than obscure references. (The Deep Eyes soldiers being Black Mages, General Hyne being from FFs 3 and 8, the Chocobo on the T-shirt, etc.) They had to fall back on their FMV techniques and making believeable humans with 3D characters. It could've been a decent movie, but they didn't master "acting" like they did in 12.
Advent Children was a piece of ****. They OVER stuffed it with Final Fantasy 7 references, and chose to completely overlook the storyline and the writing. The moogle doll was nice, but did they really need to have everyone jumping over towers? They took Barret, one of my favorite characters of all time, and turned him into a minstrel show. I was half expecting him to come out in a top hat and red lipstick screaming "Ebr'y time I wheel about!"
Come on, three teenagers with superpowers are searching for the head of an alien so they can transform into an alternate version of their idol while at the same time trying to convince a group of orphaned children to join a biochemical cult? :|
Even if someone tries to defend this thing, if you tried explaining it to someone who had never heard of FF7, would they get it?
A movie shouldn't sever all ties with it's fans, but it should still get others who do not know of the series interested.
There's my little rant for the day. I thought Batman and Batman Begins were good, but everything else was awful. meh
Post by: Grandy on May 12, 2007, 12:20:23 AM
I really disliked that most characters almost never appeared, and Cid was my fav. character from the game after all.
Post by: Smokey_locs2006 on May 12, 2007, 12:44:18 AM
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 12, 2007, 01:38:02 AM
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Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
They OVER stuffed it with Final Fantasy 7 references....
God.
If you guys can't bitch about how inaccurately something is protrayed, ya'll still manage to bitch about how accurately protrayed it was.
Teach me how to be unhappy with everything plz plz
Post by: aboutasoandthis on May 12, 2007, 01:24:42 PM
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Originally posted by aboutasoandthisQuoteThey OVER stuffed it with Final Fantasy 7 references....
God.
If you guys can't bitch about how inaccurately something is protrayed, ya'll still manage to bitch about how accurately protrayed it was.
Teach me how to be unhappy with everything plz plz
Tis' elementry old chap!
Take the intelligence in a product, and edit it for monkeys! :D
Post by: Roland_Deschain on May 12, 2007, 03:43:03 PM
As for the AC argument, meh. I liked the cg, but the story was kinda weak and it being full of ff7 references was pretty cool.
Also, IRON MAN MAY 2, 2008!!! IT MUST NOT SUCK!
Post by: Shady Ultima on May 12, 2007, 05:12:58 PM
Post by: Grandy on May 13, 2007, 01:25:59 AM
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Originally posted by Shady Ultima
Iron Man is the worst super hero ever. He's like batman, all he has is money, but at least batman is cool. Iron Man movie will blow, more then the original Fantastic Four.
Me likes Fantastic Four. Me likes Iron Man.
Though, most Marvel movies do are somewhat shitty if compared to the originals. As an example, i was rather disappointed with Ghost Rider. And the Hulk was... weird. Cheap special effects.
I like all three X-Men, and Dardevil was good as well. Never saw Elektra.
Am I forgeting sopmething?
Post by: Revolution911 on May 13, 2007, 02:16:17 AM
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Originally posted by Almeidaboo
Reason why Batman movies ALWAYS suck is cause they don`t stick to the real story (I mean, wtf was that green goo Bane thing??). Same with Resident Evil. Same will happen to Metal Gear movie, if it ever comes out. Same happened to the first FInal Fantasy movie (that had nothing to do with nothing, that was completely random...).
They should stick to the real thing. Spider man never turned emo. He never danced like John Travolta.
Batman begins is badass. The original stories are usually corny as hell. My god man are you NEVER satisfied?
Iron man is the man. He kicked spidermans + captain americas *** in civil war. Dont even go there dude. IT WAS A 4 ON 1 BATTLE AND IRONMAN PREVAILED.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 13, 2007, 03:05:34 AM
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Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
Originally posted by Meiscool
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Originally posted by aboutasoandthisQuoteThey OVER stuffed it with Final Fantasy 7 references....
God.
If you guys can't bitch about how inaccurately something is protrayed, ya'll still manage to bitch about how accurately protrayed it was.
Teach me how to be unhappy with everything plz plz
Tis' elementry old chap!
Take the intelligence in a product, and edit it for monkeys! :D [/B]
THANKYOU.
NOW I CAN BE DEPRESSED ALL THE TIME.
JUST LIKE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
Post by: aboutasoandthis on May 13, 2007, 12:48:43 PM
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Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
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Originally posted by Meiscool
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Originally posted by aboutasoandthis
QuoteThey OVER stuffed it with Final Fantasy 7 references....
God.
If you guys can't ***** about how inaccurately something is protrayed, ya'll still manage to ***** about how accurately protrayed it was.
Teach me how to be unhappy with everything plz plz
Tis' elementry old chap!
Take the intelligence in a product, and edit it for monkeys!
THANKYOU.
NOW I CAN BE DEPRESSED ALL THE TIME.
JUST LIKE I'VE ALWAYS WANTED.
Happy to oblige. :happy:
One more thing. I was almost agreeing with you, yet you start an argument. Why bite a hand that feeds you?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on May 14, 2007, 10:19:53 PM
I got some laughs from:
"Tis' elementry old chap!
Take the intelligence in a product, and edit it for monkeys!"
Twas' worth it.
Post by: Revolution911 on May 14, 2007, 10:57:09 PM
SPOILERS. BE WARNED.
First off, **** Meiscool for those spoilers.
Second, I dont like how not even 10 minutes in the film, they show Harry walking out of the Performance Enhancer with NO EXPLANATION WHAT SO EVER. Not even a scene with the events that led UP to it.
Third, I hate how while Sandman, although being 1 of the only well handled characters in the movie, is being chased, he falls into that big pit with what explanation. You know what they used as an explanation? A ****ing SIGN. That doesent cut it. Atleast EXPLAIN what was being tested before you shove him in there.
Fourth, and possibly my biggest gripe with the movie, no explaination for the symbiote. At all. Nothing. What the ****. THEY DIDNT EVEN ****ing TRY TO TELL YOU WHERE IT CAME FROM. Okay, I get it, you dont wanna do secret wars, SO MAKE SOMETHING UP. And then the meteor just..falls. As if its a ****ing apple. ANY METEOR WOULD MAKE SOME KIND OF IMPACT. Yeah bullshit.
Fifth, What the **** is that jazz club bullshit. GTFO.
Sixth, EDDIE BROCK. WHAT THE ****. A REPORTER? How the **** will they EVER get carnage involved now?! He's like the most badass villian out there!
Buuuutttt~
The fights were badass in this movie. Not to mention everything after spidey rips off the suit was pure class. Everything except venom dying.
Post by: Grandy on May 15, 2007, 12:28:01 AM
= Emo
Post by: Tomi on May 15, 2007, 01:23:24 AM
Post by: Revolution911 on May 15, 2007, 07:48:13 PM
Post by: Ben on May 15, 2007, 08:00:33 PM
He killed nobody in the club. He injured. And it was in the name of love aqnd jealousy.
EMO'D
Post by: Tomi on May 16, 2007, 12:19:09 AM
Post by: Grandy on May 16, 2007, 12:31:56 AM
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Originally posted by Revolution911
Emo nothing. He went to a jazz club and KILLED A GUY.
He killed? Who?
Post by: DragonBlaze on May 16, 2007, 12:49:15 AM
Like what the hell was that that made the sandman? Just a random place swirling sand?
They could have made it so much better
Emo spiddy was funny.
Post by: Ben on May 16, 2007, 12:56:23 AM
It was a random swirling particle excellerator/decellerator.
Which makes much more sense
Post by: Revolution911 on May 16, 2007, 08:35:53 PM
I still don't think he's emo. Although the haircut was gay, ANYONE would be ****ing sulking given the situations. He had eyeliner? I didn't see any eyeliner.
Post by: Grandy on May 16, 2007, 08:52:29 PM
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Originally posted by Revolution911
Well, he ALMOST killed Sandman. But my point is he had the balls to kill someone.
I still don't think he's emo. Although the haircut was gay, ANYONE would be ****ing sulking given the situations. He had eyeliner? I didn't see any eyeliner.
Well, the original blacksuit spiderman was aggresive, like "I'll fuckin kill you because I AM JUSTICE!" this one was like "I will fuckin kill you... because you killed my uncle... *starts crying* and my uncle was a good man, and this world is filled with darkness and sorrow, and only someone with this power- which is also my curse- can save this rotten city from the darkness it's filled in!"
I prefer the original, mind you.
Post by: Black Massacre on May 17, 2007, 09:06:51 PM
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0948470/
Post by: Ben on May 17, 2007, 10:23:10 PM
Post by: Cosmos on May 17, 2007, 10:28:03 PM
Post by: Revolution911 on May 18, 2007, 01:07:52 AM
I'd like to see what they pull out of their *** this time.
Post by: Ben on May 18, 2007, 07:04:06 AM
Its not rocket science man.
Carnage dosent need eddie Brock.
Post by: game_maniac on May 18, 2007, 03:35:26 PM
Post by: Phayre on May 18, 2007, 07:18:44 PM
I would have been better off in school.
I admit, Spiderman is on the list of overly emo superheroes nowadays, but..... geez. It's great if you like your action movies with more angst and cheesy relationship crisis than superheroes. And the photographer man was an insult to us real photographers. First sign that he's "bad"? He cares how his pictures look with the lighting. Oooooh..... evil...... how dare he know how to take good photos........ he must be faking it...... *smack*
I liked the lack of resolution at the end though. Good stuff. Of course, just set up for another movie..... damn.
Post by: game_maniac on May 18, 2007, 09:28:40 PM
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on May 19, 2007, 03:22:33 AM
Post by: Ben on May 19, 2007, 06:18:35 AM
Meh. Im not gonna think about this. Spiderman movies are dead to me.
Post by: Grandy on May 19, 2007, 12:01:45 PM
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Originally posted by Phayre
I saw the movie in Imax fior senior skip.
I would have been better off in school.
I admit, Spiderman is on the list of overly emo superheroes nowadays, but..... geez. It's great if you like your action movies with more angst and cheesy relationship crisis than superheroes. And the photographer man was an insult to us real photographers. First sign that he's "bad"? He cares how his pictures look with the lighting. Oooooh..... evil...... how dare he know how to take good photos........ he must be faking it...... *smack*
I liked the lack of resolution at the end though. Good stuff. Of course, just set up for another movie..... damn.
I don't think that was a sign of him being evil, more like, that was a sign of him actually being better than Peter, thus, a menace.
He turned evil later, and even so, only for revenge.
Post by: Shady Ultima on May 19, 2007, 06:49:47 PM