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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: A Forgotten Legend on May 27, 2007, 03:05:31 AM
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Only in America......can a pizza get to
your house faster than an ambulance.
>2. Only in America......are there
handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.
>3. Only in America......do drugstores
make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.
>4. Only in America......do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.
>5. Only in America......do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.
>6. Only in America......do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the
garage.
>7. Only in America.do we use
answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a
call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.
>8. Only in America....do we buy hot
dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.
>9. Only in America......do we use the
word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
>10. Only in America......do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
EVER WONDER
>Why the sun lightens our hair, but
darkens our skin?
>Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>Why don't you ever see the headline!
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
>Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
>Why is it that doctors call what they do
'practice'?
>Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you
have to click on 'Start'?
>Why is lemon juice made with artificial
flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
>Why i s the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>Why is the time of day with the slowest
traffic called rush hour?
>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>When dog food is new and improved
tasting, who tests it?
>Why didn't Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?
>Why do they sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?
>You know that indestructible black box
that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?
>Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
>Why are they called apartments when
they are all stuck together?
>If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?
>If flying is so safe, why do they call
the airport the terminal?
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>Now that you've smiled at least once,
It's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.
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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Lanolin.
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I guess she can use Google (http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&q=only+in+america&btnG=Google+Search).
These have been floating around for decades.
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"If con is the opposite of pro, is
Congress the opposite of progress?"
Favorite'd :D
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Looks like you grandmother likes chain mails. I've seen many of those befores, but America stereotypes never get old.
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I hate those emails with a burning passion.
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*Generic Complaints*