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Off-Topic => All of all! => Forum gaming => Topic started by: Dragonium on June 06, 2007, 07:53:38 PM

Title: The "What Was The Question" Game!
Post by: Dragonium on June 06, 2007, 07:53:38 PM: The premise is simple. The above poster posts the answer to a question - any question at all - and the next poster posts what they imagine the question to be, however silly it may be. They then post the answer to a question. The next poster after them gives the question, and posts their answer, and so on, and so on.

So, here we go.

A: Because God told me to.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 06, 2007, 08:00:13 PM: Why do you touch yourself at night?

You don't bury survivors!
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on June 06, 2007, 09:05:48 PM: Do you want me to put the infected in this hole or this hole?

David Hasselhoff
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Post by: Fortet on June 06, 2007, 09:24:22 PM: Who's the greatest man at hiding his homosexuality?

Key chains
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 06, 2007, 09:54:36 PM: Anyone have a suggestion as to how we can make Kingdom Hearts any more retarded?

Bedrock Cafe.
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Post by: RazrZ on June 06, 2007, 11:12:46 PM: Where do cavemen go to get coffe?

Chuck Norris' tears.
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Post by: game_maniac on June 06, 2007, 11:21:51 PM: Q: What cure for cancer can be obtained by kicking someone in the balls repeatedly?

A: It wasn't me!
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Post by: Bluhman on June 07, 2007, 12:49:38 AM: Q: WHO... Took my Little Brudder's Pokemon cards?

A: Uh... No.
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Post by: WarxePB on June 07, 2007, 12:54:42 AM: Do you like dressing up like Shirley Temple and spanking yourself with a hockey stick? (points to whoever gets the reference)

The giraffe came from nowhere!
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 07, 2007, 01:04:52 AM: Where did that giraffe come from?

You might find it if you look in my pants.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 07, 2007, 01:31:19 AM: Where's my cottage?

Check you feet.
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Post by: Fortet on June 07, 2007, 02:28:14 AM: What did the blonde say to the vdshgfvlsmeruc;.ytbegz,k?

Peanut butter
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Post by: game_maniac on June 07, 2007, 10:26:34 AM: What's that thing I just stepped on?

Sounds fun to me.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 07, 2007, 10:36:39 AM: Wanna play Catch The H-Bomb?

Because otherwise the Earth would rotate the other way.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 07, 2007, 03:10:36 PM: Why is our planet so gay?

The correct answer isn't 7.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on June 07, 2007, 03:33:44 PM: Exactly how many men did Snow White sleep with?

Off of Madison Avenue.
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Post by: Archem on June 07, 2007, 03:37:09 PM: Do you know where those gay strippers live?

Pff... That's for fags.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 07, 2007, 03:58:00 PM: y halo thar. buttsecks? y/n?

There is no good answer to that question.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 07, 2007, 06:22:44 PM: Does the phrase "Do you like dressing up like Shirley Temple and spanking yourself with a hockey stick? (points to whoever gets the reference)" refer to Wierd Al's parody of that one song by that bad "Yeah" singer called Confessions Part III?

For an answer, I will continue where ZKX left off.

"My boss thinks I'm a jerk, didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in 27 days.
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget.
I'm so asorry Debbie, I mean bridget."
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Post by: Phayre on June 07, 2007, 09:00:47 PM: Q: *sob* Why don't you love me?

A: It looked pretty when it was on FIRE.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 07, 2007, 09:23:26 PM: Q: Did... Did you just burn your own SHORTS off?

A: We asked him the exact same question, and... I think he said something to the affect of: "REALLL SOOOOOOOON...".
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Post by: Dragonium on June 08, 2007, 10:22:06 PM: Q: Ask John when he's gonna make my dinner.

A: STFU NOOB GAGH!
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 08, 2007, 10:54:56 PM: Q. Why do I keep getting the error, invaild color depth?

A. I told... wait, what the hell?
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 08, 2007, 11:21:21 PM: *cough*Idiot says what the hell*cough*

Let me respond with this: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Bluhman on June 09, 2007, 03:07:37 AM: Can you bite off your own scrotum? Do it right now. Try it.

Well, you're supposed to play Saria's song, first...
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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on June 09, 2007, 04:29:27 AM: How do I get that damn guy away outta the way in Lost Woods?

Uh......HIT THE DECK!!!
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Post by: Dragonium on June 09, 2007, 10:05:08 AM: Q: You sure this is a real bomb?

A: Because I fell in the pond.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 09, 2007, 02:50:43 PM: Why did lassie cross the road?

Teach every child to raise his voice, and then, my brother, then... We can drink BEER! (B)
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Post by: Musha on June 10, 2007, 12:11:02 AM: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

Well, that depends on how long you've been watching me.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 10, 2007, 12:13:53 AM: How long have I been looking at you?

Mickey Mouse.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 10, 2007, 02:26:29 PM: Who taught Michael Jackson everything he knows?

Gonorrhea. G....o....n....o.....r.....r....h....e....a.....gonorrhea.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 10, 2007, 03:46:50 PM: Q: waht will u give me 4 my charizard?

A: Sure, why not?
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on June 10, 2007, 05:20:29 PM: *Turns around and bends over*
Will you?

Let's not talk about it.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 10, 2007, 05:46:41 PM: Q: What the hell was the previous question about?

A: Fish don't have fingers.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on June 10, 2007, 10:22:31 PM: How come there isn't, like, a sidekick of the Green Lantern which is a Salmon called 'Masterfin" and it's ring has the power to let it breathe in air and fly and speak human and they go on a massive adventure in which Green lantern gets kidnapped in a sushi bar and Masterfin has to overcome his fear of sushi bars, target the kidnapper's death ray at them and save the day?

Hahaha, what? Well I guess it's for two reasons. One is the money, of course, and the other one is all the free lemons.
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Post by: Archem on June 10, 2007, 10:23:12 PM: You ever been fingered by a fish?

Because you're Jewish.
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Post by: Phayre on June 10, 2007, 10:57:40 PM: Q: Mommy, why do I just love to dance around pagan fires while roasting cuddly Christian babies alive? Why is that so fun, Mommy?

A: Because you triggered my trap card, n00b! LOL! LOL! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: game_maniac on June 11, 2007, 05:42:29 PM: Q: Why did I just step on a piece of doo-doo that came out of nowhere?

A: Haven't we all done something like that before?
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Post by: Bluhman on June 14, 2007, 04:46:28 AM: Have you... Well, you know, stared at a womans naked breasts before, my dear?

No, you should rewrite it. Check for spelling errors...
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Post by: Dragonium on June 14, 2007, 09:51:54 AM: Q: do u liek mi rpg makor storey it is about a guy n he is 10 n he is teh ch0sen 0ne and he has 2 find teh 50 crystals of lite cos there is a bad d00d who has bin seald awai 4 liek 10 billion yearz n there r a [STRIKE]prochey[/STRIKE] [STRIKE]propchecy[/STRIKE] prophecy 2 lol do u liek it?

A: He's not gay, he's just doing it for money.
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Post by: Bluhman on June 14, 2007, 03:56:48 PM: Dude, Why did Bluhman sign that contract to be in that video!?!?

That's a very good question. With an equally interesting answer! The fee for this information is: $12,000,000
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 14, 2007, 05:43:55 PM: Is this a good question?

O.O
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Post by: Bluhman on June 23, 2007, 09:52:52 PM: Did you know this game died because of YOU!?

Cuz' I was bored.
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Post by: Archem on June 23, 2007, 10:47:35 PM: Why are you still playing video games?

Sorry, I wasn't listening.
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Post by: Grandy on June 23, 2007, 10:59:14 PM: Didn't I tell you NOT to push the trigger?!

Not as much as Digimon.
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Post by: Tomi on June 23, 2007, 11:26:23 PM: Is AIDS deadly?

A Manbearpig. Half man, half bear, half pig.
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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on June 24, 2007, 12:29:31 AM: What's the only way to have three halves?

Piss off!
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Post by: Archem on June 24, 2007, 12:41:35 AM: Hey, buddy, how ya feelin'?!

But I'm allergic to- !
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Post by: Roland_Deschain on June 25, 2007, 06:42:57 AM: Did you finish your pollen?

Oh ****, it's Dr. Tran!
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Post by: Dominicy on June 25, 2007, 07:45:16 AM: What were your last words?

Hotpockeeeett....
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 25, 2007, 01:31:21 PM: What do you want for Christmas?
Seventy-four!
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Post by: Bluhman on June 25, 2007, 04:58:27 PM: How old was your hamster again?

No, but a tin can.
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Post by: Dominicy on June 25, 2007, 05:02:10 PM: Can a lead pipe be use to kill?

Maybe if you bathed more often.
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Post by: Yhtomitsu on July 01, 2007, 11:27:45 AM: why do i stink?

Chaos Space Monkeys
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2007, 01:13:41 PM: You did what?

Right here. (http://youtube.com/watch?v=2WC97yveDxw)
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Post by: Dragonium on July 01, 2007, 01:27:21 PM: Q: Where can I find a Youtube video that's not quite as funny as this one? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbvP7dT3Dx0)

A: CRAP I FORGOT TO PUT THE ANSWER!
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2007, 01:48:43 PM: CRAP I FORGOT TO ASK A QUESTION.

I have no response at this time.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on July 01, 2007, 06:02:05 PM: Did you or did you not have sexual relations with that woman?

I swear it's alive!
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2007, 07:47:21 PM: Quote
Originally posted by drenrin2120
Did you or did you not have sexual relations with that woman? (http://charas-project.net/forum/viewmember.php?userid=9552)

I swear it's alive!

You just ran over that rabbit.

That woman.
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Post by: Dragoon de Sol on July 01, 2007, 08:23:58 PM: Who was it you slept with?

Well, only on my mother's side.
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Post by: Phayre on July 01, 2007, 08:28:33 PM: Aren't you related to her?

Well, it started with a ball of twine and ended with the Mythbusters.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 01, 2007, 09:45:46 PM: I know your wedding was yesterday *I was there*, but why exactly were you on top of the radio tower wearing nothing but lingerie?

I could ask you that very same question.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 01, 2007, 09:55:17 PM: What color is the sky?

That's a silly question. I got the Orange Plague from a rogue bandit using the plague spores in his grenades.

*Calcium ball fires from pustule*
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Post by: Bluhman on July 01, 2007, 10:42:50 PM: What's easier to catch from a rogue; Rogue's Plague or Orange Plague?

No, Take Stamina instead.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 02, 2007, 12:33:08 PM: My defense level is only 5. Should I increase it?

The answer's quite simple. I'm after the most dangerous game.
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Post by: Tomi on July 03, 2007, 12:19:44 AM: Why are you taking up knitting?

That's what she said.
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Post by: Bluhman on July 03, 2007, 12:25:20 AM: Is Emily doing triple backflips?

Ed Byrne. Hands down.
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Post by: Yhtomitsu on July 03, 2007, 01:39:11 PM: whos that?

Whangshawoopshallyouplz
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Post by: Phayre on July 03, 2007, 03:32:20 PM: Q: What's the most memorable line from your favorite martial arts movie?

A: OMG 4RLZ!!!!
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Post by: Dominicy on July 04, 2007, 09:22:26 PM: Does this skin make me look fat?

No, check the dumpster.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 05, 2007, 06:06:02 PM: You seen my pills anywhere?

Oh, I forgot to mention. I ate your cat.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 05, 2007, 07:31:14 PM: Now honey, before we go any further I want to know that there's no secrets between us.

Melons, hands down. I mean, come on >.>
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 04, 2007, 05:24:17 PM: Which are bigger?

How many times has Gemini been gay for ed?
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Post by: Bluhman on August 04, 2007, 07:14:30 PM: What's the dumbest question you've ever asked?

Skirts are more comfortable, you know.
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Post by: crunkman2000 on August 04, 2007, 07:17:18 PM: Why does Meiscool pose as a woman online?

B/c Squenix eats souls.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 04, 2007, 10:58:26 PM: Whats an answer to some random question?

42.231754865040012783514375613.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 06, 2007, 02:42:06 AM: No, really. What IS the meaning of life?

We don't sell that here. Sorry.
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Post by: Razor on August 07, 2007, 04:07:15 AM: Like, where can I find the aisle with the most commonly found item in the universe?

Well, I wouldn't say that, considering the foundation of it all.

(Also, did anyone get Warxe's reference on page 1? I sure did)
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Post by: Djanki on August 09, 2007, 01:45:15 PM: Can't we make the Tilting Tower of Pisa straight?

No, sir, I don't like it.
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Post by: Dominicy on August 09, 2007, 04:40:24 PM: DO YOU LIKE IT!?

If you did, you'd be dead before I hit you.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 09, 2007, 09:16:49 PM: Would you hit me if I swam into a sea of sharks?

I DON'T KNOW ALREADY. WILL YOU STOP ASKING ME THAT DUMB QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Bluhman on August 09, 2007, 09:28:09 PM: Is the blue sky?

I gotta redeem!
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Post by: Razor on August 10, 2007, 06:23:54 AM: Why are you looking up "how to redeem" in Google?

Well, not at all like the last time.
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Post by: Dominicy on August 14, 2007, 11:16:00 PM: Are you killing people again?

BOUNCING!!
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Post by: Bluhman on August 14, 2007, 11:40:45 PM: Wait, so if Tigger is best at eating honey, then what's Pooh the best at?

...Yes. I am Super man. Super-duper super man.
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Post by: Red Giant on August 15, 2007, 12:42:02 AM: Are you gonna finish all the LSD?

lawl hax
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Post by: Razor on August 15, 2007, 04:56:28 AM: HOW DID YOU SHOOT ME I WASN'T EVEN OUT OF THE SPAWN BUNKER YET WTF

I believe it is a penis.
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Post by: Dominicy on August 15, 2007, 05:54:50 AM: What's that in your hand?

IT'S DEATHDOOD! RUN!!!
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Post by: Bluhman on August 15, 2007, 05:59:12 AM: Excuse me, but could you tell me who this man is?

No, you fight like a cow.
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Post by: Razor on August 16, 2007, 07:29:40 AM: My fighting style is similar to that of a dairy farmer. Agree?

Oh God - I don't think our relationship has ever been in such danger.
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Post by: Djanki on August 16, 2007, 06:20:48 PM: Why, look, Razor, isn't that Deathdood?

That is not rice.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 02, 2007, 10:07:52 PM: Doesn't this rice look good?

Your mom did.
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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on September 03, 2007, 01:50:17 AM: what happened last night?

A is my final answer!
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 03, 2007, 01:57:05 AM: What rotates around the Earth? A) The Sun B) The Moon C) Venus D) Mars

But its only been, what, 3 weeks?
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Post by: Vlad Shadeu on September 03, 2007, 05:30:32 AM: You need to quit smoking! how long have you been doing it again?

B is my final answer!
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Post by: Bluhman on September 03, 2007, 04:05:09 PM: What is a man?! A worthless pile of A: secrets, B: chicken, C: feces, or D: all of the above?

No, but make sure you hide the body first.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 04, 2007, 11:38:31 PM: Omg! I... killed her! Oh, I wrecked your car too. What should I do?

What is a Slime monster made of?
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Post by: Djanki on September 05, 2007, 04:27:46 PM: Would someone answer my question with a question?

Time to finish the fight...
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Post by: Fortet on September 08, 2007, 09:01:14 PM: We ate the chicken, now what?

Hooooooooray!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Roland_Deschain on September 15, 2007, 09:15:50 PM: You have been selected to be the last person to die in a fireball. What is your response?

I'm not sure why, really...
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Post by: Bluhman on March 29, 2008, 04:38:41 PM: Oh god, WHY DID I BUMP THIS THREAD!?

Actually, that only happens on friday.
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Post by: Fortet on March 30, 2008, 03:32:18 AM: Wait, you let a hobo molest you?

Yes.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 30, 2008, 12:01:29 PM: Fortet! Did you steal my internets???

I'd use a balloon and some tape. Possibly razor wire too.
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Post by: Bluhman on March 31, 2008, 07:28:14 PM: How exactly are you going to commit suicide?

It's... not over nine thousand, it's TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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Post by: Dragonium on March 31, 2008, 08:48:08 PM: Lucas, are you really homosexual?

It's like Jeopardy, but without the fun, and much much nerdier.
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Post by: Red Giant on March 31, 2008, 11:36:28 PM: Ace Attorney:

A fun time was had for all.
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Post by: Dominicy on April 07, 2008, 09:54:38 PM: What's 69?

HAVE A BREATH MINT YA HOOKER.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on April 07, 2008, 09:58:09 PM: What did Dragonium's boyfriend say to him after his first kiss?

She traveled through time and became my mother.
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Post by: Phayre on April 08, 2008, 12:14:11 AM: How's your dog doing?
Girl Scout Cookies.
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Post by: Bluhman on April 08, 2008, 12:47:12 AM: You put GIRL SCOUTS into your BLENDER?!

$38
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Post by: Dominicy on April 08, 2008, 04:11:56 PM: How much per hour?

Your face must DIE.
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Post by: Djanki on April 24, 2008, 09:05:55 PM: Hmm...how can we make seven koopa hotels?

Oh, boy! I'm so hungry, I can eat an Octorock!
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 29, 2008, 04:00:10 AM: What did Link say when he had to save Zelda two times in a row..........again?

Shadow the Hedgehog 2.
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Post by: c0rn on April 29, 2008, 06:02:30 AM: What game can you take a virtual crap In?

Uhh, about 11 sir.
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Post by: Rayonius on April 29, 2008, 06:03:01 AM: Can anybody come up with a crappy, unnecessary addition to a 10-year old video game franchise?

What? Of course I don't. That's for sissies.

E: oh snap, didn't see your post.
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Post by: c0rn on April 29, 2008, 06:08:23 AM: Grrrrrrrr!

Do You ever take BBQ Sauce and rub it all over your body?

Last Time I checked this was America.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on April 29, 2008, 07:05:40 AM: What explains a Yugioh Abridged Series character's motto?

STFU NUB!
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Post by: c0rn on April 30, 2008, 11:20:17 PM: Pardon me my fellow gamer, could you please tell me where the produce isle is?

C'mon, that happened 30 years ago!!!
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 01, 2008, 08:34:43 PM: When was the Declaration of Independence signed?

OBJECTION!
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Post by: c0rn on May 01, 2008, 11:22:42 PM: Mr. lilsniffs3 Did you or did you not have a sexual encounter with that Jynx?

I would never do that, I have way too much class.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on May 01, 2008, 11:27:10 PM: Why did you cheat with my wife!?

About a dollar fifty, give or take.
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Post by: Bluhman on May 01, 2008, 11:38:26 PM: How much does an Xbox 360 cost in 2009, future man?

Richard Nixon would probably know.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 02, 2008, 12:19:19 PM: Does Jay Leno have a big chin?

MAH CAROTZ!
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Post by: Dominicy on May 02, 2008, 04:28:57 PM: What motivated you to finally go to college?

Mario released his sex tapes with Daisy, Peach AND Luigi!
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Post by: c0rn on May 02, 2008, 08:52:13 PM: What Initially Jump started Mario's Career?

Well 9 out of 10 critics rave!
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 03, 2008, 03:43:44 AM: Does Shadow the Hedgehog suck?

You know what, STFU NUB, go play your Kid Icarus.
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Post by: c0rn on May 05, 2008, 08:20:25 AM: What did lilsniffs say after his grandma pwned him in Street Fighter 2.

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, call the police.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on May 06, 2008, 11:49:26 AM: What did your mom say before she played Super Smash Bros. Brawl?

Attack the cuccos!
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Post by: Red Fox on May 06, 2008, 03:38:17 PM: How do I get attacked by 10.000 chicken like birds?

My brain itch.
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Post by: Djanki on May 06, 2008, 04:15:45 PM: How does it feel to have a brainslug on your head?

Eau de Humanity!
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Post by: c0rn on May 07, 2008, 06:06:36 AM: What's 3 words you can post, that gives me nothing to work with?

For What it's worth, I returned them to your mother.
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Post by: Red Fox on May 08, 2008, 07:15:41 AM: Did you steal my underwear?

Oh no, I would never do thaaat to a donkey.
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Post by: coreystranick on May 08, 2008, 02:27:28 PM: Would you really sleep next to a donkey?

The road less traveled