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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Ace of Spades on June 16, 2007, 07:01:47 PM

Title: Riddle
Post by: Ace of Spades on June 16, 2007, 07:01:47 PM: I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

What do you guys think? Apparently it's like a really hard riddle, and "97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out, in 6 minutes or less."

:violin:
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on June 16, 2007, 07:33:51 PM: Water or Rain?
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on June 16, 2007, 07:42:57 PM: Time?
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Post by: Shady Ultima on June 16, 2007, 07:46:45 PM: The answer, is nothing
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Post by: Daetyrnis on June 16, 2007, 08:25:04 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ace of Spades
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

What do you guys think? Apparently it's like a really hard riddle, and "97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out, in 6 minutes or less."

:violin:

The answer is no.

See that last line, the part with the question?
"Can you guess the riddle?"
Kindergarten students would be fine with admitting they cannot answer it, but Harvard graduates of course would try to find an answer, not wanting to admit defeat.

Did I win?
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Post by: Dragonium on June 16, 2007, 08:37:31 PM: Congratulations! Daetyrnis levels up in Google Search Ability!

Quite interestingly, the bubbles in champagne aren't caused by carbon dioxide or air bubbles, but actually by bubbles forming around tiny particles of dirt on the inside of the glass, known as condensation nucleii.

Congratulations! Dragonium levels up in Saying Interesting But Completely Irrelevant Things!
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 16, 2007, 08:39:53 PM: The time has come, winter is here and those yellow bears dissappear. The time has past as man looks back with a sigh and a tear in his eye. As time is held boys cross their legs but of course the toilet begs As time marches on Girls loose their blush and swap a comb for their brush As time passes For those held high their end is nigh As time catches up Everyone is equal when we get to the final sequel As time turns Without it we have flour and water With it we have breakfast for my daughter As time revolves How does one turn water and wine into something so fine As time runs out The more in a minute you try and squeeze the less you can do with ease. As time ticks All the time that has past man cannot comprehend something so vast

Social Communications notes.

There's no such thing as kindergardeners anwsering time more than harvard students.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 16, 2007, 08:58:12 PM: Hey, Drag, your sig looks different than before.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 16, 2007, 09:07:28 PM: Just being a little more community-spirited.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 16, 2007, 10:44:59 PM: Well, at least I've touched a female's genitals.

OH SNAP.

But seriously, you're a cool "guy", even though you have horrible teeth.

EDIT: This one does kinda hurt because I actually went through 3 minutes of work to make you that other signature. Ungrateful shitz.
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Post by: Daetyrnis on June 16, 2007, 11:16:00 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dragonium
Congratulations! Daetyrnis levels up in Google Search Ability!

Awesome, I knew that would come in handy.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 17, 2007, 02:08:58 PM: This could be a new fad! :D

On-topic:

I seriously wouldn't have said "no." XD
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Post by: Dragonium on June 17, 2007, 03:56:40 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
EDIT: This one does kinda hurt because I actually went through 3 minutes of work to make you that other signature. Ungrateful shitz.

Shame. That's three minutes that could have been put to better use finding new hentai.

I feel for you buddy. Nobody in your position should have to go without schoolgirl-tentacle-porn for that long.
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Post by: Archem on June 17, 2007, 06:30:43 PM: Tru dat.
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Post by: Roland_Deschain on June 17, 2007, 06:44:34 PM: ..........
Hentai scares me. And burns my eyes. :eyes:
Okay, that's done.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 17, 2007, 07:17:46 PM: I don't like the tentacle hentai.

Only the "All sex must involve rape" hentai.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 17, 2007, 07:43:38 PM: Meiscool: Hentai Connoisseur.

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Originally posted by Ace of Spades
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

- Hentai frightens bears so much that their hair turns white and they become polar bears.
- Some hentai is bad enough to make you cry.
- Guys (Meiscool) masturbate to hentai and need to pee afterwards.
- Girls see hentai and want hair as soft and shiny as that of the anime chicks, so they go and comb it.
- People may draw hentai of celebrities, but it never looks like the celebrity, so it looks stupid.
- Normal people may become famous for drawing good hentai.
- While you are distracted by hentai, the pancakes you are cooking get burnt and go brown.
- Champagne bubbles no matter what, so theoretically hentai is part of the cause (Since everything causes champagne to bubble).
- You can't technically squeeze the essence of hentai itself, so if you manage to do so you have done the impossible and you will be annihilated, and so will the hentai.
- Some hentai is so indescribably wrong that it will cause you to explode upon making visual contact with it.

So you see, the answer's hentai.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 17, 2007, 08:10:35 PM: It scares me how that could be the right answer. O.O
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Post by: Roland_Deschain on June 17, 2007, 08:12:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dragonium
Some hentai is so indescribably wrong that it will cause you to explode upon making visual contact with it.

So you see, the answer's hentai.

Me -> *spamlas* <-Hentai
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 17, 2007, 08:14:17 PM: I pee before I masturbate, and before I have sex. Makes me last longer, because my bladder isn't pressing against meh insides.
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Post by: Razor on June 17, 2007, 08:16:08 PM: Did Meiscool and Dragonium get married recently or something cause it seems like they mention each other in every other post. :p
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Post by: Dragonium on June 17, 2007, 08:22:29 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
I pee before I masturbate, and before I have sex.

LIE DETECTED SOMEWHERE IN THIS SENTENCE.

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Originally posted by Razor
Did Meiscool and Dragonium get married recently or something cause it seems like they mention each other in every other post. :p

You'd be right, except that someone can't afford an engagement ring.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 17, 2007, 08:44:17 PM: SPAM THREAD.
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Post by: Dragonium on June 17, 2007, 08:48:51 PM: Well, I'm pretty sure we've exhausted all the humour and serious discussion from this topic.

Let's take this to Unmod, bi-hatch.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 17, 2007, 11:35:07 PM: Homour?

As in "funny"?
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Post by: Vidian on June 24, 2007, 07:49:49 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
Tru dat.

Man I saw Tentical rape porn once...

There isn't enough good ones on the internets

I'm drinking The necker of the gods right now,
Actually All posts tonight have been posted Under the Influence,
So I'm sorry.

What was the riddle again...
One sec, I'll prolly Duble post
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Post by: Vidian on June 24, 2007, 07:59:42 AM: I was going to double post then I realized I didn't know the answer.

I dont pop when I look at anything.
This is like the Picture my friend shown me,

It looked like a bunch of dolphins to small children, cause their minds were Innocent and pure.
To me it looked like two people having sex.

Must be all the tentical Porn.

MeIscool, I'm going to take this opportunity to say I love you.
And ask if that is you in your Avatar.

Thats pretty Pro Looking. If it is you, who was your DOP?
Did you use a Dolly or was that in editing?
Or just a zoom?

It Kinda looks like you wearing a wig. Doesn't it?

What was the riddle again?

The best I can come up with is Temperature....
But I dont pop when looking at the thermometer...
****, Someone PM Me the answer!

Is it pressure?
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Post by: Shady Ultima on June 24, 2007, 11:31:38 PM: Bahahahaa ^

Reading your posts today is hilarrious!
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 25, 2007, 01:21:11 AM: NO! That is not me! I'm a sixteen year-old boy with a hot face but REALLY BAD ACNE.
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Post by: Archem on June 25, 2007, 02:16:40 AM: He's telling the truth. But DarkFlood's mad at me for giving him that avatar.
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Post by: Vidian on June 25, 2007, 03:24:38 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Meiscool
NO! That is not me! I'm a sixteen year-old boy with a hot face but REALLY BAD ACNE.

Get in my pants
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on June 25, 2007, 03:31:13 AM: Kay, I never turn down a pants party.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 28, 2007, 01:07:59 AM: I would answer the riddle maybe. Because maybe I can answer it, maybe I can't.

But, in our spanish 1 class (withh all but 3 in nineth grade and the others in 10th, one kid actually gave that riddle and no one could figure it out becuase they didn't see that all but the question at the end was useless. The kid who asked the riddle acts almost like a 5th or 6th grader, but wears dress clothes all the time. (It weirds everyone out, and frightens people when they see him in normal clothes.)

Its a neat riddle.