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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on July 25, 2007, 06:58:54 PM

Title: Castlevania: The movie.
Post by: Grandy on July 25, 2007, 06:58:54 PM
 Not new news, maybe, but news for me. Anyone else heard about it? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488982/
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Post by: Ben on July 25, 2007, 07:04:47 PM
its news to me as well...but i cant help but think its going to be like a cross between buffy and Bramstokers dracula...

I sense a bed-crapping.

I hope sincerly that they prove me wrong though.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on July 25, 2007, 07:12:10 PM
I heard about it a while ago. I'm not excited for it.
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Post by: Musha on July 25, 2007, 07:15:55 PM
This movie's been in pre-production for years, along with the Max Payne Movie, the Prince of Persia Movie, and the Metal Gear Solid movie, and Mortal Kombat: Devastation.
When--or if--any of them will ever actually be made is a mystery.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 25, 2007, 07:43:39 PM
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This movie's been in pre-production for years, along with the Max Payne Movie, the Prince of Persia Movie, and the Metal Gear Solid movie, and Mortal Kombat: Devastation.
When--or if--any of them will ever actually be made is a mystery.


Prince of Persia's confirmed. It's being handled by Disney. If they take it seriously, it just might be great.

I'm not excited about anything else. What's to stop this movie from being Bloodrayne or Blade?
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Post by: Grandy on July 25, 2007, 07:59:58 PM
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Originally posted by Musha
This movie's been in pre-production for years, along with the Max Payne Movie, the Prince of Persia Movie, and the Metal Gear Solid movie, and Mortal Kombat: Devastation.
When--or if--any of them will ever actually be made is a mystery.


Prince of Persia's confirmed. It's being handled by Disney. If they take it seriously, it just might be great.

I'm not excited about anything else. What's to stop this movie from being Bloodrayne or Blade?[/B]

I liked Blade. But that must be because I never read the comics or anything.
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Post by: Razor on July 25, 2007, 08:07:36 PM
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This movie's been in pre-production for years, along with the Max Payne Movie, the Prince of Persia Movie, and the Metal Gear Solid movie, and Mortal Kombat: Devastation.
When--or if--any of them will ever actually be made is a mystery.

I heard they were getting a simultaneous release with the Duke Nukem Forever movie.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 25, 2007, 08:45:28 PM
Oooh. Bet it sucks.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 25, 2007, 10:23:50 PM
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Originally posted by Musha
This movie's been in pre-production for years, along with the Max Payne Movie, the Prince of Persia Movie, and the Metal Gear Solid movie, and Mortal Kombat: Devastation.
When--or if--any of them will ever actually be made is a mystery.


Prince of Persia's confirmed. It's being handled by Disney. If they take it seriously, it just might be great.

I'm not excited about anything else. What's to stop this movie from being Bloodrayne or Blade?[/B]

I liked Blade. But that must be because I never read the comics or anything.[/B]


Now that I think about it, I liked Blade 1 too. It was the other two that sucked. I fell asleep twice on the third one.

I didn't read the comics either. It's just a little boring to see the Gothic and/or half-vampire to take down the baddy. It'll have to have a good story to go with it.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on July 26, 2007, 12:20:46 AM
They'll ruin it, exacly the same thing every game-movie does. The story won't have anything to do with the game story and so on.

I'll be very angry if they wreck Metal Gear. I'll...take the paper bag off!
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Post by: Phayre on July 26, 2007, 12:59:59 AM
*sob* Why?
Why?
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
....well, at least it has nothing to do with my beloved Aria of Sorrow. There would be hell to pay if it did.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 26, 2007, 01:14:25 AM
I like the idea of this.

I'd take Trever over Simon though.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 26, 2007, 01:39:35 AM
Soooooooooooooooooooooooomaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
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Post by: Archem on July 26, 2007, 02:05:30 AM
Question mark question mark dot dot dot?


Also, Alucard. Very ****ing Alucard.
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Post by: Phayre on July 26, 2007, 03:14:38 AM
....Soma would destroy Alucard.
It's as simple as that. Freaking wimpy half-thing.
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Post by: Archem on July 26, 2007, 03:17:43 AM
Pfsh! So? Alucard still rules.
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Post by: Grandy on July 26, 2007, 03:19:53 AM
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Originally posted by Almeidaboo
They'll ruin it, exacly the same thing every game-movie does. The story won't have anything to do with the game story and so on.

I'll be very angry if they wreck Metal Gear. I'll...take the paper bag off!


 Metal Gear apparently will just be an animated version of the first game, with the transcript being the exact same.

 At least that's what I heard.
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Post by: Phayre on July 26, 2007, 03:39:11 AM
How's he gonna rule when he's destroyed? Huh? Huh?
As for video game movies.... why bother? Even the ones made by the SAME BLOODY COMPANY *casts angry glare at Square* suck. So why even wonder IF it will suck? It'll probably Van Hellsing, which sucked, only gothier.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 26, 2007, 07:56:48 AM
I think we are all forgetting about Johny or whatever that kid's name is from Protrait of Ruin.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 26, 2007, 03:19:42 PM
JONATHAN MORRIS CAN BURN IN HELL. YOU TOO CHARLOTTE AULIN.

JANATHUN! SHARLUT! JANATHUN! SHARLUT! JANATHUN! SHARLUT! JANATHUN! SHARLUT! JANATHUN! SHARLUT! SHUT THE **** UP!
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 26, 2007, 04:56:41 PM
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As for video game movies.... why bother? Even the ones made by the SAME BLOODY COMPANY *casts angry glare at Square* suck.

Direct half your anger at Enix. It's been nothing but rubbish ever since those two merged.
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Post by: Dominicy on July 26, 2007, 05:57:14 PM
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JANATHUN! SHARLUT! JANATHUN! SHARLUT! JANATHUN! SHARLUT! JANATHUN! SHARLUT! JANATHUN! SHARLUT! SHUT THE **** UP!


O,o

All insanity aside,

It's a nice idea, assuming it's not cancelled in developement or sucks like crap like it enevitably (?) will.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 26, 2007, 06:07:29 PM
Unless you've actually played PoR, you wont get that.
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Post by: Grandy on July 26, 2007, 06:47:52 PM
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Unless you've actually played PoR, you wont get that.


 I get that. That's why I stick with JONATHUN and just tap L or A when I  need magi halp from SHARLUT.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 26, 2007, 06:48:30 PM
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As for video game movies.... why bother? Even the ones made by the SAME BLOODY COMPANY *casts angry glare at Square* suck.

Direct half your anger at Enix. It's been nothing but rubbish ever since those two merged.[/B]


Final Fantasy XII.

I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A SNALE!
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Post by: Phayre on July 26, 2007, 09:34:12 PM
Hahaha, PoR. Freaking annoying. Why is Charlotte there, anyway? Simply to have a silly schoolgirl following you around? I always kept her there, just so the monsters would kill her and not me. MP is for losers, anyway. But Jonathan.... was an idiot. Nothin' but "Boo hoo, I can't use a whip, except for sometimes, wah".
I love how most posts are about the games and not the dumbass movie.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 26, 2007, 09:44:08 PM
Charlotte was there for one reason: Her taunt. That was nice. Seriously. Hold up for a little bit with her.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 26, 2007, 10:21:25 PM
When I buy it, I'm gonna play as Charlotte, because girls kick ***.
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Post by: Phayre on July 26, 2007, 10:48:30 PM
Then Charlotte must be male. Seriously.
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Post by: Archem on July 26, 2007, 10:57:40 PM
I love PoR... Even if the characters don't shut up...






LORETTA! SISTER!
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Post by: Revolution911 on July 26, 2007, 11:03:36 PM
I dont see how castlevania can even make a movie.


Half the game is just going through the dungeons.  Hardly enough of a story to make a movie out of.
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Post by: Darkfox on July 26, 2007, 11:28:44 PM
Just put Jim Carey in the lead role and CG the rest.

XD!
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 26, 2007, 11:47:00 PM
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I dont see how castlevania can even make a movie.


Half the game is just going through the dungeons.  Hardly enough of a story to make a movie out of.


Well, if you took it and paraphrased it into one giant story, it'd be good. Like start with Lament, then go ALL the way to Dawn. Like a trilogy.

Or make your own lame *** story that looks lik swiss cheese, as they will undoubtedly do.

OR go with Darkys idea. I like that. Ace Ventura: Vampire Killer
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Post by: Archem on July 27, 2007, 01:38:36 AM
I guarantee you that I will watch that movie if they have Jim Carey and CG.
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Post by: Phayre on July 27, 2007, 02:11:26 AM
They can't add Dawn or Aria, because I'd cry. And making Phayre cry is bad. don't you understand? It's BAD!
It'll probably be a lot of angst and hot steamy vampire love scenes. Cuz that's what goth movies are all about. Oh, and death. Lots of gratuitous death to make the goths happy.
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Post by: Archem on July 27, 2007, 02:57:51 AM
CG Jim Carey and gratuitous sex and violence! I want this movie NAOW~!+!!
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Post by: Darkfox on July 27, 2007, 04:02:07 AM
And at the end he can say one of his catch phrases like "Smokin!" or "Alllllllrighty then!"
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 27, 2007, 04:32:27 AM
Dr. Szeuss' How the Grinch Killed Dracula
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Post by: crunkman2000 on July 27, 2007, 05:31:42 PM
DWAAAH? Sonia? I thought...not...canon...IGA...Legends ...LoI replaced...*head bursts*

So, from the looks of things, IGA and Konami have NO input on this...great...

On one hand, it's probably going to end up being a steaming pile of suck that goes against canon...

On the other...no Soma. Yay.
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Post by: Drace on July 29, 2007, 08:26:22 AM
From what I know about the Metal Gear movie:

Hideo Kojima (The MG creator, and my god) will NOT allow Uwe Boll to direct / write the movie. Uwe Boll has asked and has been refused.

Hideo Kojima will personally write / direct the movie, or at least help with it.

The movie will be either a stand-off from the game series, or a movie version of the first game.


That's about it.
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Post by: Darkfox on July 29, 2007, 09:38:09 AM
Put Sean Connery or Mike Myers in as Snake. They might as well make an Underdog movie where they put in stupid dog actors like some various other movies and completely remove the retro flare of the cartoons... oooooh wait...

In any case as far as movies go related to games I think Doom was The Rock's best movie (because he dies at the end).
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Post by: Archem on July 29, 2007, 03:12:17 PM
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From what I know about the Metal Gear movie:

Hideo Kojima (The MG creator, and my god) will NOT allow Uwe Boll to direct / write the movie. Uwe Boll has asked and has been refused.

Hideo Kojima will personally write / direct the movie, or at least help with it.

The movie will be either a stand-off from the game series, or a movie version of the first game.


That's about it.

Sounds like good news to me! :flower:
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 29, 2007, 03:21:16 PM
NO. Connery as Big Boss XD
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Post by: Grandy on July 29, 2007, 05:46:36 PM
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From what I know about the Metal Gear movie:

Hideo Kojima (The MG creator, and my god) will NOT allow Uwe Boll to direct / write the movie. Uwe Boll has asked and has been refused.

Hideo Kojima will personally write / direct the movie, or at least help with it.

The movie will be either a stand-off from the game series, or a movie version of the first game.


That's about it.


 Actually, Boll claimed that Kojima asked him to direct, and that he was thinking about it. Kojima then went to the TV and claimed Boll to be a fat liar and that he would never have asked Boll to do it.
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Post by: Darkfox on July 29, 2007, 06:37:33 PM
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NO. Connery as Big Boss XD


YES! That works.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on July 29, 2007, 08:03:37 PM
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From what I know about the Metal Gear movie:

Hideo Kojima (The MG creator, and my god) will NOT allow Uwe Boll to direct / write the movie. Uwe Boll has asked and has been refused.

Hideo Kojima will personally write / direct the movie, or at least help with it.

The movie will be either a stand-off from the game series, or a movie version of the first game.


That's about it.

Sounds like good news to me! :flower: [/B]


This is a big yes to me. A fat one.
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Post by: Apex on July 29, 2007, 09:02:36 PM
DAMN IT HOLLYWOOD!

**** you, get off my cloud!
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Post by: Drace on July 30, 2007, 08:17:36 AM
Sean Connery would be perfect as Big Boss. Kurt Russel would also have been good as Snake, if he wasn't to old.

My opinion, choose someone who looks like Snake, and overdub the voice with Dave Hayter's voice. That's the voice we love.
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Post by: Djanki on August 01, 2007, 03:41:54 PM
If the Castlevania movie gets the 'What is a man?!' line, then I don't care if it's about Alucard 'purifying' Soma, I'll watch it.

........wait....on second thought...maybe not....but the movie needs the song, 'Vampire Killer' in there, somewhere.
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Post by: Grandy on August 01, 2007, 06:05:06 PM
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Kurt Russel would also have been good as Snake, if he wasn't to old.


 That because one day God was bored and decided to play some Metal Gear for the first time. He liked Snake so much, He decided to make a human version of Snake, to whom He called Kurt Russel. God, however, failed miserably, because it is impossible to make someone near as badass as Snake. Later on God claimed that "I made him that way on purpose, for no one is perfect but Me." Sure, God, we all know the truth.
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Post by: Phayre on August 01, 2007, 06:20:56 PM
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If the Castlevania movie gets the 'What is a man?!' line, then I don't care if it's about Alucard 'purifying' Soma, I'll watch it.


*pointed glare* Aria of Sorrow and undoubtedly awful movies will not be spoken of in the same breath! *stab stab stab*

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That because one day God was bored and decided to play some Metal Gear for the first time. He liked Snake so much, He decided to make a human version of Snake, to whom He called Kurt Russel. God, however, failed miserably, because it is impossible to make someone near as badass as Snake. Later on God claimed that "I made him that way on purpose, for no one is perfect but Me." Sure, God, we all know the truth.

Clearly God did this too soon, before the world was ready, since said Kurt Russel is now too old.
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Post by: Musha on August 01, 2007, 07:04:18 PM
Hugh Jackman as Snake.
Cillian Murphy as Otacon.
Clint Eastwood as Big Boss.
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Post by: Grandy on August 01, 2007, 07:15:16 PM
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If the Castlevania movie gets the 'What is a man?!' line, then I don't care if it's about Alucard 'purifying' Soma, I'll watch it.


*pointed glare* Aria of Sorrow and undoubtedly awful movies will not be spoken of in the same breath! *stab stab stab*

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That because one day God was bored and decided to play some Metal Gear for the first time. He liked Snake so much, He decided to make a human version of Snake, to whom He called Kurt Russel. God, however, failed miserably, because it is impossible to make someone near as badass as Snake. Later on God claimed that "I made him that way on purpose, for no one is perfect but Me." Sure, God, we all know the truth.

Clearly God did this too soon, before the world was ready, since said Kurt Russel is now too old.[/B]


 He is God, He can travel back and forth through time. He made Kurth before the game because He feared that Kojima would sue Him for stealing his character.
 And Kojima would win. Be cause he is Kojiman, and Kojiman aways wins.
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Post by: Phayre on August 01, 2007, 09:06:50 PM
Grandy! Once more, your wisdom overwhelms me! *bow*
Perhaps said Kojima stole God's character! God should sue!