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TESTING & WELCOME BOARD => Test & welcome board => Topic started by: Masahiro on August 27, 2007, 05:37:54 PM

Title: Hi guys
Post by: Masahiro on August 27, 2007, 05:37:54 PM: Hi! I'm italian so forgive me for my awful english.
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Post by: Archem on August 27, 2007, 06:01:50 PM: Actually, except for the grammar error of not capitalizing the "I" in "Italian", your English seems fine right now.

Ahem...

Welcome LEVEL ONE (1) APPLE SEED. You have been FRESHLY PLANTED and WATERED by FARMER MCCORMICK. Over the next FEW (+3) YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS), you are EXPECTED to LEVEL UP and eventually EVOLVE into a LEVEL TWENTY-FOUR (24) FRUIT-BEARING APPLE TREE. If you choose to ACCEPT this QUEST, FARMER MCCORMICK will EARN a PROFIT of APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) of APPLES, and you will be CARED FOR for SEVERAL (+1,-∞) MORE YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS). If you REFUSE to ACCEPT this quest, you will be HARVESTED and SOLD for LUMBER.

Accept this quest (Y/N)?

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EDIT: Whoa, that one's a doozy...
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 27, 2007, 07:14:32 PM: *insert signature welcome post here*

Welcome to Charas.
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Post by: Prpl_Mage on August 27, 2007, 07:44:27 PM: Welcome to Charas oh-Italian person.

I, the one and only purple mage greets you to these excellent forums and warn you that people around you will greet you in the most unpredictable ways.

Except for that, stay around long enough for people to get to know you and get to know the people as well. In the end you will feel obligated to stay.
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Post by: Bluhman on August 27, 2007, 07:58:17 PM: Hello, you silly fool.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 27, 2007, 08:21:23 PM: WhEeLlLlCoOME TmOy CnHaAmReA'sS FaOfRlU.M S.
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Post by: blackskullwarlock on August 27, 2007, 08:30:36 PM: I can't believe I'm wasting my precious time on writing this so meh, welcome to Charas.
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Post by: Ben on August 28, 2007, 01:23:31 AM: archem...your noobie missions are beginning to get crammed with keywords. Its almost to the point where you need a graphic interface for your shizz.
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Post by: Archem on August 28, 2007, 01:39:00 AM: Ah, but it's so much fun for me to take them to the limit!

Honestly, I blame the YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS) and APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) parts.
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Post by: Masahiro on August 28, 2007, 12:17:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Archem2
Ah, but it's so much fun for me to take them to the limit!

Honestly, I blame the YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS) and APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) parts.

O_o what the hell are you talking about? I don't understand your posts....
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Post by: Dominicy on August 28, 2007, 04:52:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Masahiro
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Originally posted by Archem2
Ah, but it's so much fun for me to take them to the limit!

Honestly, I blame the YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS) and APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) parts.

O_o what the hell are you talking about? I don't understand your posts....[/B]

He gives new people quests in the style of old roleplaying games as his "signature greeting." No one who's new gets it.

I'm just mostly good with saying."WELCOME."
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Post by: Masahiro on August 28, 2007, 07:55:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Dominicy
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Originally posted by Masahiro
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Originally posted by Archem2
Ah, but it's so much fun for me to take them to the limit!

Honestly, I blame the YEARS (12 MONTHS/52 WEEKS/36[5/6] DAYS/87[60/84] HOURS) and APPROXIMATELY ONE U.S. DOLLAR AND SIXTEEN U.S. CENTS PER POUND (~$1.16 US/lb.) parts.

O_o what the hell are you talking about? I don't understand your posts....[/B]

He gives new people quests in the style of old roleplaying games as his "signature greeting." No one who's new gets it.

I'm just mostly good with saying."WELCOME."[/B]

ahahahah understood, thank you
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on August 28, 2007, 08:24:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by A Forgotten Legend
WhEeLlLlCoOME TmOy CnHaAmReA'sS FaOfRlU.M S.

You should totally stick with that. LOL!
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 28, 2007, 09:02:11 PM: Welcome. I will eat you with apples, lettuce and feta cheese in some sort of greek salad.
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Post by: Masahiro on August 29, 2007, 12:49:47 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Moosetroop11
Welcome. I will eat you with apples, lettuce and feta cheese in some sort of greek salad.

O_o why?
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Post by: Archem on August 29, 2007, 05:10:10 PM: Because he can.
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Post by: Prpl_Mage on August 30, 2007, 03:46:05 AM: Quote
I warn you that people around here will greet you in the most unpredictable ways.

Yeah... I thought it spoke for itself...
But there are still some who hasn't been writen yet actually...
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Post by: Razor on August 30, 2007, 06:27:19 AM: Oh right.

Welcome to here, population: you.
Title: Greetings
Post by: carrionmarksman on August 30, 2007, 10:48:16 AM: Welcome to the sights of the undead. We aren't that quick, so make haste and you will surely escape our clutches. The Forums are just across those hills. Welcome.