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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Dominicy on October 13, 2007, 07:30:14 AM

Title: Suicidal Friends...
Post by: Dominicy on October 13, 2007, 07:30:14 AM
Ok... My friend (more or less) is apparently stressed out over Warcraft... If that weren't bad enough, it's apparently because he's been levelling slow, which is apparently stressing him, and he's apparently having girlfriend trouble and job trouble, but, this is where things get bad...

He wanted to go run Zul Garrub (?) (Fourty man mid end game dungeon), and I didn't exactly feel like it because how late it was... That's when he starts bringing in the "Oh nooes I'm stressing you out by always asking you to bring me through dungeons, now I'm gonna shoot myself with this shot gun next to me."

Things go from bad to worse when he starts changing his story to that he's stressed.  That's when he just suddenly says."So, yeah, if you don't want me to go to an early grave, you'll want to run me through ZG." (Zul Garrub)

This is where I come to you guys for advice because a really close friend of mine rarely ever stays online to talk about much anything, and he's pretty much the only person *I* (the guy who seems to be his friend's counselor) can come to advice easilly for.

Anyways, I don't know what to do with him any more.  I told my brother when he first saw him."From what I see, if I don't do this crap for him on the drop of a dime, he's going to start threatening me." What do you know, he did, only surprisingly, he didn't threaten mailing me bombs or some such stupid crap, he threatened his own life...

I know it's a bit unclear but I'm stressing out worrying about him, doubt I'll be sleeping, and I'm really worried about him... So what should I say?...
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Post by: cherko on October 13, 2007, 09:02:02 AM
Umm... Sorry, no idea. I fail at anything that has to do with real life or other people.

But please don't say Warcraft, say World of Warcraft or WoW, because that crappy MMORPG is not the brilliant RTS series known as Warcraft.
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Post by: Osmose on October 13, 2007, 09:39:13 AM
Don't try to solve it yourself. Refer it to someone who can actually help with stuff like this, like a psychiatrist.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on October 13, 2007, 10:33:59 AM
Let him die. If a game is stressing him out mean he's some mindless idiot that can't figure the world around him. If he grows up he'll become another selfish adult that dies without archiving anything.

He dies, comes back and try again, cause this time he FAILS.
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Post by: Dragonium on October 13, 2007, 12:53:21 PM
Ignore him. He's just saying it for attention and/or to get you to do stuff for him. Have no sympathy, or he'll figure that he can do this stuff all the time to get what he wants.
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Post by: Apex on October 13, 2007, 02:05:13 PM
1. Ignore him, he's an attention whore.
2. Quit playing World of Warcraft.
3. Enjoy the finer things in life, such as the fact that it's 75 degrees out.
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Post by: The_Real_Charaman on October 13, 2007, 03:11:24 PM
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Originally posted by Almeidaboo
Let him die. If a game is stressing him out mean he's some mindless idiot that can't figure the world around him. If he grows up he'll become another selfish adult that dies without archiving anything.

He dies, comes back and try again, cause this time he FAILS.


amen.
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Post by: Revolution911 on October 13, 2007, 05:00:49 PM
BUT REV YOU QUIT BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH

I haven't looked at this website since August.  After seeing some faggy threads I just shrugged it off, but this takes the ****ing CAKE.

Ho
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****


SUICIDAL OVER WORLD OF WARCRAFT.  YOU CAN'T BE ****ing SERIOUS.  This is a ****ing joke.  I AM SORRY TO OFFEND YOU, BUT TO THINK YOU ACTUALLY ****ing BRING A PROBLEM LIKE THIS TO THE FLOOR OF THE INTERNET MAKES ME DIE LAUGHING.  AND THEN TO THINK THAT SOME OF YOU ARE TAKING THIS **** SERIOUSLY MAKES ME LAUGH EVEN HARDER.

I cannot believe that a human being intelligent enough to type out a sentence can't see JUST HOW MUCH OF AN ATTENTION WHORE THEIR FRIEND IS BEING. Let alone how ****ing ridiculous the concept of a human being considering suicide because THEY'RE NOT LEVELING FAST ENOUGH.

I don't even need to give advice.  How is this not self explanatory? HOW?
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Post by: Dominicy on October 13, 2007, 05:06:35 PM
More'er less I saw the "let him" suggestion coming.. Honestly, at this point, I think that, through a combination of getting seriously pissed at him for even threatening me, I convinced him out of it, but I can't honestly believe that he has a shot gun next to his computer desk, so if it comes down to it, yeah, I'll ignore him, otherwise, I'm atleast going to talk to him now and then, I assure you though, he pretty much blew any good things he had with me.

EDIT: Wow, Rev was posting just as I was...  Anyways, no, honestly I don't believe him that he will, but he's surprised me before with things that he did, so honestly, I don't want to take any chances with this.  Ok, call me what you want for that, I don't care, because I don't HONESTLY believe that he is mentally stable...

If anything, I'm worried what's going to happen assuming he even has it in him to kill himself, because I told him, I'll tell you guys,"No, I don't exactly want to feel like I helped someone get the motivation to kill himself because I didn't take him to a stupid Dungeon in a VIDEOGAME without complaining."

But call me what you want, I don't care, I stick by that.
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Post by: Bluhman on October 13, 2007, 05:15:46 PM
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Originally posted by Apex
1. Ignore him, he's an attention whore.
2. Quit playing World of Warcraft.
3. Enjoy the finer things in life, such as the fact that it's 75 degrees out.


Apex has the idea. I mean, I play MMORPG's, but they're just games to me.

There were times when I was younger when I threatened to take my life. Yeah, dumb idea. People do that for attention, but very rarely do they ever seriously consider it.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 13, 2007, 05:27:54 PM
Ignore him. If he offs himself, oops.
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Post by: Ben on October 13, 2007, 07:53:45 PM
yeah..... this is retarded. I dont know wether to feel bad that you have to deal with this, or give you a verbal slap for befriending this idiot.

Ditch him. If hes going to guilt trip you with suicide because of some mmo crap, hes a retard. And frankly, youre a retard for not seeing this straight up.

My Advice:  Tell this person they are a retard. Walk away. Reflect.
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Post by: Dominicy on October 13, 2007, 08:16:28 PM
Na, he was relatively normal when we first met, he found out how old I actually am, THAT was when things started to get bad in the first place because he started taking advantage of me.

The way I see it, he apologizes, starts kissing up again, asks for something, I tell him point blank."No."

or...

He quits the game for two-three days, comes back and does the above, either way, he's screwed as far as me dealing with his begging.  If anything, I'll use him as a slapstick if he starts talking about it again.
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Post by: Dragonium on October 13, 2007, 08:26:24 PM
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Originally posted by Dominicy
He found out how old I actually am, THAT was when things started to get bad in the first place because he started taking advantage of me.


Wrongest statement of the week.

You have the right idea. Don't let him be a penis and force you to be sympathetic. Good man.

Off-topic: How you doing on MHF2, dude? HR5 is pretty sweet. I'm currently HR3 and scraping along with mah Devil Slicer. ^_^

You're doing better than me at this one.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on October 13, 2007, 09:22:56 PM
Have you met this guy in real life? Hopefully you haven't.

If so, why?
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 13, 2007, 10:41:06 PM
I'd like to give helpful advice but I just can't bring myself to. I can't believe you took this guy seriously >.>
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Post by: Dominicy on October 13, 2007, 11:49:02 PM
Haven't met him, don't plan to, and I think he gets it what he did to himself by saying that crap, so whatever, he figured out that I'm sick of him being an idiot, doubt he's going to toy around like that again, and should he... all the obvious things will happen (I get a new buddy on my ignore list...)

Dragonium : I didn't know that you played Monster Hunter, actually, and G rank is...painful...  Sure, the easiest stuff is still, easy. But I'm still afraid of NORMAL Plesioth in the guild hall,  That, and, Rathalos can one shot me in G rank... ;.;

For the most part, until my brother decides he feels like playing Monster Hunter again, I'm pretty much stuck killing G-rank Khezu (Which I can barely do...) for my thunder sacs and for my True Devil Slicer, after that though, I should be pretty good against Rathalos and Rathian... Oh, and Lao Shan armor, sure it looks AWESOME, but it...kinda sucks o,o
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Post by: Razor on October 14, 2007, 03:18:28 AM
So he's taking advantage of you you're younger than him?

Dude, I don't think this guy is your friend. You should actually kill him instead, one less WoW player can't be a bad thing.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 14, 2007, 03:46:58 AM
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So he's taking advantage of you you're younger than him?

Dude, I don't think this guy is your friend. You should actually kill him instead, one less WoW player can't be a bad thing.


More important than taking care of AIDS, even.
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Post by: Archem on October 14, 2007, 03:54:18 AM
In fact, I'm sure that WoW is causing AIDS, and that the blood of WoW players is the cure for cancer. Thus, by killing WoW and its players, we would stop the production of the AIDS virus while simultaneously being able to harvest the fluid required to cure cancer. Two major suck-balls diseases can be cured just like that!
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Post by: Rowan on October 14, 2007, 04:54:01 AM
One: Tell you're friend to get Burning Crusade expansion pack. You can get better gear at level 58-70 in Outlands then in ZG...

Two: Tell you're friend to get in a guild. Seriously it helps with leveling if he actually knows more people within the game. Plus, you CANNOT run ZG without a guild (okay it's possible, but good luck getting 20 people up for it..)

Three: In the next patch there will be changes that help leveling within 1-60 range. Tell him to wait before he kills himself..

Four: LOL ZG! Seriously, who runs ZG anymore in that game?

Five: Suicidal over a Video Game? LOL

Six: If all else fails, tell him to just quit WoW.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 14, 2007, 05:08:00 AM
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Originally posted by Archem2
In fact, I'm sure that WoW is causing AIDS, and that the blood of WoW players is the cure for cancer. Thus, by killing WoW and its players, we would stop the production of the AIDS virus while simultaneously being able to harvest the fluid required to cure cancer. Two major suck-balls diseases can be cured just like that!


Sounds like quite the sound plan. Whats the method of attack kind and loving dictator Archem?
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Post by: Almeidaboo on October 14, 2007, 09:28:40 PM
Tell him that the pain will go away if he shoots his dick off.

If he's retarded enough to kill himself over a game, he'll probably do it!

Ask for screenshots and post them here!
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Post by: Grandy on October 14, 2007, 09:35:09 PM
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Originally posted by Archem2
In fact, I'm sure that WoW is causing AIDS, and that the blood of WoW players is the cure for cancer. Thus, by killing WoW and its players, we would stop the production of the AIDS virus while simultaneously being able to harvest the fluid required to cure cancer. Two major suck-balls diseases can be cured just like that!


 Wait, so we are going to give bloods that countains AIDS to people with cancer and expect it NOT TO give AIDS to them?
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Post by: Bluhman on October 14, 2007, 09:47:11 PM
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Originally posted by Archem2
In fact, I'm sure that WoW is causing AIDS, and that the blood of WoW players is the cure for cancer. Thus, by killing WoW and its players, we would stop the production of the AIDS virus while simultaneously being able to harvest the fluid required to cure cancer. Two major suck-balls diseases can be cured just like that!


 Wait, so we are going to give bloods that countains AIDS to people with cancer and expect it NOT TO give AIDS to them?[/B]


Yes. Makes perfect sense, eh? It is said that infection by several diseases can help create a (if somewhat fragile) state of well-being homeostasis.
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Post by: Cosmos on October 15, 2007, 09:13:20 PM
Omg rev made it worthwhile to read this topic, fuckin LOL.  Oh and...

Pick better friends.
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Post by: Prpl_Mage on October 16, 2007, 04:00:02 AM
I donno... I just see sarcasm in the sentices you wrote... The quotes that is...

I mean, it's not like he was actually refering to a shotgun or anything, would be like if I said: "Dude, you gotta help me out with Gannondorf! I'm about to blast my brains out if I have to meet him again."
It can be hard to get when people are joking some times.

I mean, the internet is not designed for intelectual statements and seriousness anymore, so just don't take things like that.

And yes, like stated above.... Why the hell would he waste his tiem in ZG? That's a raid dungeon, it will most probably cause you guys to wipe over and over unless you got players you know.
So bitch-slap him hard and tell him to go to outland if he tries to play ZG, ZG is dead just as MC, AQ, BWL and Naxx.




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Post by: Dragonium on October 16, 2007, 01:32:57 PM
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Originally posted by Almeidaboo
Tell him that the pain will go away if he shoots his dick off.


That way he never has children and he never gets the chance to pollute our gene pool.

Call Charles Darwin. He'll probably want to give us a reward.