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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on October 20, 2007, 06:17:10 PM

Title: This is just in: Dumbledore was gay
Post by: Grandy on October 20, 2007, 06:17:10 PM: http://www.newsweek.com/id/50787

Next fad after "Snape kills dumbledore!" is "Snape penetrates Dumbledore!"
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Post by: Archem on October 20, 2007, 07:48:11 PM: Lawl.
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Post by: Ben on October 20, 2007, 08:02:35 PM: this will affect the very course of my day to day existance
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Post by: Dragonium on October 20, 2007, 08:43:16 PM: You hear that?

That's the sound of a billion Harry Potter yaoi writers gaining inspiration.
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Post by: Grandy on October 20, 2007, 08:52:16 PM: Quote
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You hear that?

That's the sound of a billion Harry Potter yaoi writers gaining inspiration.

In the words of a great man:

"albus/gellert slash, here we come!"
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Post by: Archem on October 20, 2007, 09:12:29 PM: Quote
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You hear that?

That's the sound of a billion Harry Potter yaoi writers gaining inspiration.

You, sir, have filled my head with a million terrible thoughts. For that, you are off my list.
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Post by: Dragonium on October 20, 2007, 09:14:15 PM: We all know you're one of that billion writers.
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Post by: Razor on October 20, 2007, 10:01:34 PM: Oh Christ
I saw this on a deviantART journal and dismissed it as "lol deviantART"
what are the odds it was for serious
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Post by: Cosmos on October 21, 2007, 12:28:59 AM: Awsome. It explains why he stared at harry so much with his "x-ray vision" *or half-moon glasses*. Undressing him with his eyes, ooooooooo nasty!
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 21, 2007, 12:45:18 AM: Allbutt Dumbledore.
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Post by: Grandy on October 21, 2007, 01:11:57 AM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore
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Post by: Razor on October 21, 2007, 01:43:20 AM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen
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Post by: Grandy on October 21, 2007, 03:36:12 AM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 21, 2007, 03:44:57 AM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch
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Post by: Grandy on October 21, 2007, 03:47:59 AM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch[/B]

Freddy Mercury
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 21, 2007, 03:48:48 AM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch[/B]

Freddy Mercury[/B]

Brasilians
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Post by: Archem on October 21, 2007, 04:12:11 AM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch[/B]

Freddy Mercury[/B]

Hey, buddy, I like Freddy Mercury! *pokes Grandy with a dildo*

Fagus Dungondick.
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Post by: Razor on October 21, 2007, 08:21:58 AM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch[/B]

Freddy Mercury[/B]

Hey, buddy, I like Freddy Mercury! *pokes Grandy with a dildo*

Fagus Dungondick.[/B]

I lol'd at the quote chain and then was ENRAGED by Grandy's disrespectful albeit amusing comment.

Queery Brokebackmountainman
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on October 21, 2007, 10:27:03 AM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch[/B]

Freddy Mercury[/B]

Brasilians[/B]

You guys just reminded me why I never look at All of All. <.<

Lol gay wizard.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 21, 2007, 01:21:53 PM: Old Albus was gay?

It makes sense.
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Post by: Ben on October 21, 2007, 03:21:32 PM: holy quote pyramid
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Post by: Dragonium on October 21, 2007, 03:29:26 PM: What's funny is that the Harry Potter books contain a number of references to "Dumbledore's piercing gaze".

"Piercing" is another word for "penetrating". "Gaze" sounds like "gays". Go figure.
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Post by: Grandy on October 21, 2007, 04:47:24 PM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch[/B]

Freddy Mercury[/B]

Hey, buddy, I like Freddy Mercury! *pokes Grandy with a dildo*

Fagus Dungondick.[/B]

I lol'd at the quote chain and then was ENRAGED by Grandy's disrespectful albeit amusing comment.

Queery Brokebackmountainman[/B]

I like Freddy Mercury, though you can't deny that the guy was too happy.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on October 21, 2007, 05:34:08 PM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch[/B]

Freddy Mercury[/B]

Hey, buddy, I like Freddy Mercury! *pokes Grandy with a dildo*

Fagus Dungondick.[/B]

I lol'd at the quote chain and then was ENRAGED by Grandy's disrespectful albeit amusing comment.

Queery Brokebackmountainman[/B]

I like Freddy Mercury, though you can't deny that the guy was too happy.[/B]

Indeed. One might even go as far to say he was gay, if you wish to use classical vocabulary.
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch[/B]

Freddy Mercury[/B]

You die for this comment.
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Post by: Grandy on October 21, 2007, 07:24:39 PM: Quote
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Allbutt Dumbledore.

Anus Buttissore[/B]

Gayass Hassexwithmen[/B]

Mr. Orgy Fucksforbucks Bighomo[/B]

Dr. Suckin Fuckindick Lickincockmunch[/B]

Freddy Mercury[/B]

You die for this comment.[/B]

He *was* gay.

Gosh. You people, what's wrong with pointing that out?
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Post by: Archem on October 21, 2007, 07:53:53 PM: Yeah, but you make it sound like a bad thing. *sings a line from "I Want to Break Free"*
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Post by: crunkman2000 on October 21, 2007, 08:11:07 PM: O_o I thought Mercury was bi. At least, that's what I hear.
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Post by: Grandy on October 21, 2007, 08:50:01 PM: Quote
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Yeah, but you make it sound like a bad thing. *sings a line from "I Want to Break Free"*

No, we were saying things which are gay and I said his name. Ergo, I just said he was gay, you guys took offense for youselves.
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on October 21, 2007, 09:41:56 PM: I stopped reading after 4, but he was my favorite character. I had no idea. <_<
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Post by: Roland_Deschain2 on October 21, 2007, 11:46:07 PM: No more quote pyramids. They hurt my monitor. lol

Dumb-old-door was gay? Not to sound prejudice, but this explains SO much.
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Post by: Djanki on October 22, 2007, 11:32:40 AM: Quote
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Freddy Mercury[/B]

JUST WHAT IS WRONG WITH FREDDY MERCURY?! *spamlas*
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Post by: Archem on October 22, 2007, 12:25:18 PM: He compared Freddy to Dumbledore. That's like an insult or something.
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Post by: Dragonium on October 22, 2007, 12:43:05 PM: All those in favour of lynching Grandy, raise your torches and pitchforks.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on October 22, 2007, 04:32:30 PM: ARRR!

I don't even think he said anything wrong... but hey, a lynching's a lynching. Fun for the family. Bring the kids.

In his defense, he was just saying that Freddy was gay. There was no insult there.

Killer Queen was practically Dumbledore's theme tune anyways.
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Post by: Ben on October 22, 2007, 05:01:31 PM: i always thought of dumbledores song more as like...
bicycle race.
only the bicycles have no seats. Because its a Gay bicycle race.

get it?

Yeah...weak. I sry .
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Post by: Dragonium on October 22, 2007, 05:33:53 PM: Gem, I get it. However due to the mental image that goes with that joke I wish I didn't get it.
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Post by: Djanki on October 22, 2007, 08:35:16 PM: I say we sit Grandy down and force him to read Dumbledor/Voldemort slash!! >_<

NOBODY INSULTS Mr. BAD GUY!!
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Post by: aboutasoandthis on October 22, 2007, 09:14:47 PM: How the **** does this have 3 pages?
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Post by: Archem on October 22, 2007, 10:11:55 PM: It's because Grandy said "Freddy Mercury" as a follow-up to Dumbledore and a string of gay names.
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Post by: Shady Ultima on October 22, 2007, 10:20:45 PM: I bet this has a huge backlash in the GLBT community. She really never even hinted at the fact that he was gay, and just to blurt it out, it's unneeded.
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Post by: Razor on October 22, 2007, 11:36:49 PM: Quote
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I bet this has a huge backlash in the GLBT community. She really never even hinted at the fact that he was gay, and just to blurt it out, it's unneeded.

They absolutely love it. They're only disappointed that she never specifically stated it in the books.

Now watch out, I bet in the next movie, Dumbledore will get a camp accent for no reason.
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Post by: Archem on October 22, 2007, 11:37:42 PM: Lol yes! I would watch that ****!
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Post by: I Have a Sandwich on October 22, 2007, 11:44:21 PM: "Oh thilly Harry, Therverus Thnape thaved you from the thuper evil Luciuth Malfoy, becauth he careth about you"
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I bet this has a huge backlash in the GLBT community. She really never even hinted at the fact that he was gay, and just to blurt it out, it's unneeded.

They absolutely love it. They're only disappointed that she never specifically stated it in the books.

Now watch out, I bet in the next movie, Dumbledore will get a camp accent for no reason.[/B]

Expect random giggles.
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Post by: Osmose on October 23, 2007, 04:22:29 AM: Freddy Mercury is manlier than anyone else.

Also, I now understand why my brother liked the series so much.
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Post by: Ben on October 23, 2007, 05:08:54 AM: Freddy murcury does pretty much own you all.

Im amazed at the media coverage this is getting.
Like, this was mentioned on the prime time news here in northern alberta, in the first 10 minutes. they reserve that time for wars, and local murders. For some reason the fake sex that a fake old wizard had in an authors mind takes precedence over the dead indian a mile from where i am.