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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Revolution911 on December 24, 2007, 02:13:44 AM
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In real life, I'm a prick.
I spent all of my money to go to a big concert in Rockville Center last night. It was in this small club with mostly just local acts, but it was ****ing awesome. There was a guy in a Santa Costume and a guy in a gorilla costume. They both joined in on the moshpit. And then, when Kirk Fogg took the stage, he got the entire crowd to sing along to every single one of his songs. Including one song where the chorus is:
"I LIKE BIG DICK, DAMN RIGHT I SAID IT. I LIKE BIG DICK, DAMN RIIIIGHT."
Then afterwards I met this kid named Tyler who moshed his *** off, so me and my friends ( including Tyler) all went around having fun until we finally found a pizza place that was open at 11 pm. I paid for tylers slice aswell as my friend Fredi's zeppillis. Then I bought myself a train ticket and had the greatest train ride home ever.
I woke up the next day(today) and realized I spent almost all my money the night before. I went to Barnes and Nobles and spent the very last ounce of money I had, which included change I was saving for years, to buy my girlfriend a big graphic novel. This thing is huge. it cost me 30 dollars and I almost didnt make the tax.
I got home and spent an hour trying to wrap it because I'm a total spaz. Now I'm here, writing this. Im going to spend all day tommorow trying to write a card for her, and I'm not going to get it right until about 8 pm because I suck with words and I'm never satisfied with my coloring jobs.
And you know what, I've never liked myself more than I do now.
So, where the **** is your christmas thread, charas?
HERE IT IS.
As much as I may hate 60% of you fuckers. As emo and as whiny as I think you guys are. AS TERRIBLE AS YOUR HUMOR IS AND AS LAME AS I THINK THIS WHOLE CHARAS 3.0 IS GOING TO BE.
I wanna wish you a merry christmas, or whatever the hell you celebrate.
NOW, DONT BE FUCKS AND NOT WRAP YOUR GIFTS, BECAUSE HALF THE FUN OF IT ALL IS USING YOUR SUPER EX SPECIAL FINISH ON THE WRAPPING PAPER.
MUDAH MUDAH MUDAH MUDAH MUDAH!
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seasons greetings rev. You should have bought her a phallus.
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If I bought her a phallus it wouldn't be Christmas.
...It'd be like....Friday.
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I was gonna make an xmas thread, but you know... on xmas day if no one else did it, as a lot of other people would've but w/e.
I already got all presents wrapped by myself, and now i am like 3000 bucks in the hole.
yay. xmas.
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Then you should've given her yours. The gift is in the thought.
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Pff! Christmas isn't for, like, two more days! You're celebrating early, and that makes you retarded! Go suck on that, retard!
And I don't want your life story when you're doing a Christmas thread. Learn that words are wasted on the internet people that read the internet every day. Retard.
Holy shizzle, it's Christmas Eve Eve! Break out the decaf!!!
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Originally posted by Archem2
I'M A DOUCHE
Thank you for your input, archem.
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lol Rev
The best part about buying my girlfriend a book isn't spending every last penny I have, it's telling people online that I did!
Although if I do feel like being a bastard sometimes I'll wrap a present up several times.
But I tell you what; Christmas Eve sucks.
Because you spend all day making the house look presentable for when people come over tomorrow.
I hate work.
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Originally posted by Revolution911
Originally posted by Archem2
I'M A DOUCHE
Thank you for your input, archem.[/B]
It's kool. At least I'm a douche that can listen to other douches. It's amazing to be level-headed and able to speak your mind, id'n'it, doodz?!
I love cocks. Oh yes. I love them. But it's fine, because while it's not necessarily true, it's sure fun to say! Oh-hohohoho!
Wait, what am I doing? Spamming? Since when did I become a spammer? *contemplates the predicament*
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Well, I made my brother's Guitar Hero III present look like an X-box package... He will be mightly surprised.
And yeah, money is made for saving untill you're 18 and allowed to buy and drive cars... Either way!
Well, I spent about 5-ish$ on my girlfriend's gift. I did everything myself except for those small details. I hope that she will be happy.
And yeah... Gotta' love your sarcasm Rev, we know that you love us all. Have a good christmas.
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I bought my sister a water game shaped like a DS, and my brother a keychain with a Wii on it. thus I have fulfilled their holiday wishes for under $20.
...and really, why do you think there's such a lack of females around here? A phallus for Christmas... *eye roll, sigh, walks away shaking head*
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Originally posted by Razor
lol Rev
The best part about buying my girlfriend a book isn't spending every last penny I have, it's telling people online that I did!
The best part of raping and pillaging isn't the sexual pleasure I get from it, its telling everyone online that I did!
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I bought one Christmas present this year. Mine. yep, mine.
I don't really buy people presents as I never know what anyone wants, and anything I get is usually re-gifted.So I just gave everyone money, since I seem to have enough of that finally.
Also, Rev, what do you mean just a prick ouside of the net? I was under the impression that you just were a prick no matter what...
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I went to one of those 'hundreds of people in a tiny house and the entire place gets demolished' parties yesterday and didn't sleep so my christmas eve has been two days long. God knows how I'll feel tommorrow.
By which, I guess, I mean today...? By England's time anyway. Merry christmas!!!
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I got my older brother a gift....its a plastic ipod... :D
dont tell him *runs across the mexican border*
Merry Christmas Peeps!
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I did all my shopping from 1:30 to 2:30 today. Yeaaah, Christmas isn't a big deal for me. Now, New Years is a whole other story.
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if you love some one money is f**k all at the end of the day
you all ways can get money all the time if you work for it
and if you have some one that loves you
you dont need money
you work it out if you have to pay for love your a fool
you will all ways find some one out there that may love
you but you have look in your heart to see they love your they may not say i love you face to face
but you now like i cook my wife food if she has not ask for it
in a way its my way to say i love her as in my tribe the wife has to cook for her men all we do is find the food for cooking
so give them the money or game book at the of the day
when you look at it moneys f**k
aany ways you can not have it when you die ? :Plight:
and a men or lady that has lots of money is not all ways happy
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I swear theres some deep hidden meaning in what you just said.
I'm gonna have to re-read that one a couple dozen times.