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Title: So my cousin just went to her second surgery.
Post by: Grandy on July 09, 2008, 08:44:45 PM
 The first one was about 3 years ago, to give her a new kidney. Well, that went fuckshit, she eneded catching some virus from the hospital and ended not being able to recover. Well, she did recover, but witout the kidney, which perished, and she almost died as well, I remember going to see her and she was weak as hell. Doctor's been fired, but he was a nice -if incompetent- lad, given he was the one who turned down his doctorship and who admited the malpractice.
 So, now she went through another surgery, I believe (or rather I want to believe) this one's will be okay, but quite frankly I'm worried.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 09, 2008, 08:55:57 PM
Honestly, what does a liver do?
*Googles it*


o.o  Didn't think it was that important. Just keep your chin up.
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Post by: Archem on July 09, 2008, 09:07:46 PM
That's pretty serious. If I was one for praying, I'd tell you that she'd be in my prayers. Instead, I'll just say I hope things work out in your (and, of course, her) favor.
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Post by: Ben on July 09, 2008, 09:13:27 PM
good luck man.
Surgery is crappy, even when its minor.
And A liver is by no means Minor.
A similar thing happened to my aunt, and after
she got her second donor kidney, things were fine.
I hope everything works out for your family dude
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Post by: Grandy on July 09, 2008, 09:21:39 PM
Kidney! My bad, it's her surgery for kidney, not liver.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 09, 2008, 09:25:28 PM
Kidney! My bad, it's her surgery for kidney, not liver.

Oh great! Now I have to Google what that does! :(
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Post by: Grandy on July 09, 2008, 09:26:02 PM
Oh great! Now I have to Google what that does! :(

 Pee.
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Post by: Archem on July 09, 2008, 09:34:57 PM
It's important, too. Especially if you only have one. My grandma had three (lucky stiff).
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Post by: Grandy on July 09, 2008, 09:36:51 PM
It's important, too. Especially if you only have one. My grandma had three (lucky stiff).

She has none. <.<
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 09, 2008, 09:43:53 PM
Dialysis sucks.
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Post by: Archem on July 09, 2008, 09:52:07 PM
I'm aware of this lack of kidney. There wouldn't be a surgery if she had at least one.
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Post by: Grandy on July 09, 2008, 09:53:00 PM
Dialysis sucks.
Tell me about it.
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Post by: Red Fox on July 09, 2008, 10:04:06 PM
In the future they will be able to clone kidneys. Atleast thats what I've heard.

Anyway I wish her good luck.
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Post by: Grandy on July 09, 2008, 10:24:48 PM
In the future they will be able to clone kidneys. Atleast thats what I've heard.

Anyway I wish her good luck.

 It's that research that the vatican has been holding up, isn't it?
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Post by: Archem on July 09, 2008, 10:26:37 PM
The Vatican has been holding up a lot of research. Isn't it a shame when religion gets in the way of life-saving medical science advancements?
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Post by: Grandy on July 09, 2008, 10:36:48 PM
Not entirely, I understand they mean well, but forcing people of outside religions to obey their rules is absolutism.
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Post by: Archem on July 09, 2008, 10:57:51 PM
Y'know, it's not much different from the days where the church and the law were the same thing.
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Post by: Grandy on July 09, 2008, 11:04:19 PM
Unless we're talking about China, those guys do whatever they want whenever they want.
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 09, 2008, 11:06:37 PM
Good luck man. (Pass that on to your cousin. Second hand luck is still pretty good)
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Post by: Fisherson on July 10, 2008, 03:52:59 PM
The Vatican has been holding up a lot of research. Isn't it a shame when religion gets in the way of life-saving medical science advancements?
The Cathlic chuch is evil in my opinion,they tried to destroy the Sethian
Scrolls and when the time is right they will take controll of the Earth.
I hope her surgery goes well i shall pray for her.
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Post by: Grandy on July 10, 2008, 05:20:50 PM
Big news, apparently she had a painful night, which was expected, but as far as things go it seems this one is a great success.

 Here's being optmistic and hoping things do not go downhill from here.

 We also did some research, apparently the donor was a cop that died in a car accident two days ago.
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Post by: ZeroKirbyX on July 10, 2008, 06:08:08 PM
Make sure from this point on she doesn't manifest his spirit from the kidney and fight crime at night as Lady Grandy.
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Post by: Dominicy on July 10, 2008, 06:16:52 PM
Make sure from this point on she doesn't manifest his spirit from the kidney and fight crime at night as Lady Grandy.

Here's for hoping she can live long enough to become Lady Grandy...

Blah, try not to worry too much about it too much until there's a reason to worry, that's my opinion.  Well, MORE reason to worry...

Either way, I'll be praying for the both of you.
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Post by: Archem on July 11, 2008, 12:32:58 AM
A valiant kidney is the best kind you can get.
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Post by: Grandy on July 12, 2008, 12:14:33 AM
News in, everything is fine, the body already accepted the kidney, and everything works well.
 =D
 Finally she's able to not to have to dyalisis thrice a week. I'm thanking ya'll for the support on her behalf.
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Post by: Archem on July 12, 2008, 12:20:28 AM
Whoo! Victory! Let's all go for some nice, chocolate smoothies!
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Post by: Fisherson on July 12, 2008, 12:24:55 AM
Whoo! Victory! Let's all go for some nice, chocolate smoothies!

I agree!And it's all on Archem!
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 12, 2008, 01:24:48 AM
*celebrates*
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Post by: Archem on July 12, 2008, 01:29:38 AM
Yay! You guys can have fun eating nice, chocolate smoothies that are on me!
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 12, 2008, 01:38:46 AM
Suddenly, I get the feeling I shouldn't be trusting these delicious beverages...
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 12, 2008, 03:16:58 AM
...Especially if they are on him.

Thats good that the kidney was accepted.  Medical problems must suck. =P
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Post by: Archem on July 12, 2008, 03:27:38 AM
The one thing I was truly worried about is a non-issue now. Organ nonacceptance is a huge problem, and at best, she'd be taking medicine every day for the rest of her life, with terrible consequences if she forgets to take them or can't afford them.

Wait, are med costs in your part of the world as bad as they are here?
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Post by: Fisherson on July 12, 2008, 03:28:52 AM
On second thought i'm not hungry fo milik shakes..
Lets go get chili dogs and pizza it's on who ever's credit card i just found.
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Post by: Archem on July 12, 2008, 05:38:53 AM
You can has my chili dog? It's a foot long!
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 12, 2008, 05:50:32 AM
5 dollar Footloooooooooooong.
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Post by: Grandy on July 12, 2008, 08:25:48 PM
The one thing I was truly worried about is a non-issue now. Organ nonacceptance is a huge problem, and at best, she'd be taking medicine every day for the rest of her life, with terrible consequences if she forgets to take them or can't afford them.

Wait, are med costs in your part of the world as bad as they are here?

 I believe her medical plan covers anything life-threatening like that.
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Post by: Archem on July 13, 2008, 03:47:48 AM
That's good news. It would be a bit of a problem for me and my family, since we're kind of lower-middle class, and the US is pretty ball-busting about medical costs.
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 13, 2008, 04:19:12 AM
Reading posts from this topic, I made this for Grandy.

Grandy walked through the ghost town, noticing nobody. When he rounded the corner, he spotted a man, living in a box. HOBO. "Do you have some change?" the Hobo asked. Grandy left a coin of gold. Grandy walked away, with a paranoid feeling. He looked back. The hobo looked back at him. A small chuckle was let out. Grandy through a knife through the box, penetrating through the hobo's box, nailing him in the heart. 5 ninjas jumped out from the roof of the building next to him. Grandy ran away, while being chased by the ninjas. The ninjas were even faster than Grandy. Grandy threw several knives at all of them, but the ninjas disappeared for a split second and avoided the knives. A ninja threw a kunai knife into Grandy's back, and he fell to the ground. He could see the ninjas, just standing there, waiting for Grandy to die, slowly, but painfully. A green after effect quickly covered the ninjas. When the afterimage was gone, the ninjas were on the floor, and behind them , was another thief. Lady Grandy
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Post by: Grandy on July 13, 2008, 04:43:46 AM
Oh Lord, I'm generating fanfics!

I feel so special!
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Post by: Archem on July 13, 2008, 04:48:54 AM
Fanfics are always fail.


But this one can only lead to win.
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Post by: Linkizcool on July 13, 2008, 09:05:24 PM
Im glad shes alright!
Say hi to her from me
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Post by: Miss Muffet on July 13, 2008, 09:42:38 PM
It's important, too. Especially if you only have one. My grandma had three (lucky stiff).
I didn't know that you could have three kidneys. Thought you only had one. My friend's dad needs a kidney operation too and shes scared as hell and shes been bugging me about it. I keep saying its gonna be okay cuz I dunno what else to say but shes still going nuts. Anyway good luck to your cousin's operation. Just pray for him/her (even if you don't believe in a god/gods).
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on July 13, 2008, 09:43:55 PM
Being the son of a lord, his cousin might well warrant the 'lady' title.


Miss Muffet; you should read the thread :p She's had the operation already.
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Post by: Archem on July 13, 2008, 10:28:52 PM
I didn't know that you could have three kidneys. Thought you only had one.
The average human has two, actually. You must not be very old, because this is junior high stuff we're dealing with.
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Post by: Archem on July 13, 2008, 10:47:36 PM
From what I understand, she had two on her right side. She's a little bit on the dead side right now, so I can't exactly ask her, but it's pretty much a toss up. People with three just have two on one side, and one on the other. And yeah, you only really need one kidney, but having two is better. Only having one can cause it to struggle if you've got a lot of stuff in your system that needs to be cleaned out.
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Post by: Archem on July 13, 2008, 11:02:23 PM
Well, three is kind of rare, but I can't think it's impossible...
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 13, 2008, 11:33:18 PM
Those one babies conjoined at the head had four.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 13, 2008, 11:35:17 PM
Did its twin not have any?
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Post by: Miss Muffet on July 14, 2008, 12:03:48 AM
The average human has two, actually. You must not be very old, because this is junior high stuff we're dealing with.
Yes. I am only 14 and in my second year at high school. We did human biology and we did learn about the human body except I wasn't listening (which is probably why I nearly failed the exam).
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Post by: Archem on July 14, 2008, 12:13:30 AM
Wait, you're in your sophomore year of high school, and you still don't know this?! WTF, man?!
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Post by: Grandy on July 14, 2008, 01:56:01 AM
You know, after the surgery, my cousin does have 3 kidneys. Only two of them doesn't work.
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Post by: Fisherson on July 14, 2008, 02:23:13 AM
I have a thin lining in my kidneys so i can't drink soft driks without hurting them.
So if you're at the movies and want find me look for the guy carying a litte
styrofoam cup.

P.S. More Grandy fanfics,please!:)
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Post by: Grandy on July 14, 2008, 02:38:07 AM
 GRANDY/ZKX SLASH AMIRITE?!
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 14, 2008, 04:57:21 AM
Meh.

Lady Grandy invited Grandy to sleep at her home. As they rounded a corner, a man in a red jacket was thrown off the top of the building across the road. "Kids these days and their Mindfreak..." Grandy thought. A second later, a pink blob with a helmet and a laser sword leaped off the building in a position like he was about to stab the man in the stomach. Even Lady Grandy couldn't reach that far quickly to save the man. When all hope was lost for the man, he shot a wave of fire into the blob. The blob blocked it with his laser sword. The man engulfed himself in flames and spewed a pillar of endless flames around him, lighting the blob on fire. Grandy and Lady Grandy ran into the action, with Grandy taking on the blob and Lady Grandy taking on the man. Grandy threw a knife at the blob. The blob tried defending himself with the sword., but it was charging. Instead, the knife hit the charge inside the laser arm and caused an explosion. The blob was sent spiraling over 50 feet backwards. Before Grandy could run across to fight the blob, the blob's shoes jetted him to the top of the building. Grandy started running up the walls of the building and reached the top.

Lady Grandy, having a fist fight with the man, was thinking of a way to knock out the man. The man tried to roundhouse kick her. Then, she got the idea. She grabbed his leg and shoved a knife in his stomach. He walked away from her, and set himself aflame, trying to burn the knife to ashes. However, the fire disappeared and the man was in ashes.

Back on the roof top, both Grandy and the blob stood still. "If one of us dies, I want you to know my name. ZeroKirbyX. ZKX for short." the blob said. Grandy through a knife again. ZKX shot a laser and destroyed the knife, but the laser still headed for Grandy. Grandy ducked and looked down. He noticed something. The bridge was about to collapse. Grandy threw a knife with an explosive tied to it in the middle of the rooftop and blew up one half of the building off, and back flipped off the falling roof top. The building collapsed as Grandy flew down.

Grandy and Lady Grandy stared at the remains of the building. ZeroKirbyX got out and walked towards Grandy.

"Follow me. I need to escort you to Charas Island."


This isn't as good as before I think.
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Post by: Grandy on July 14, 2008, 05:13:36 AM
...you know what "slash" is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slash_fiction
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Post by: Archem on July 14, 2008, 05:14:07 AM
But why would Zeek and Grandy be fighting?! They're like mega sidekicks!
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 14, 2008, 08:18:12 AM
Yes. I am only 14 and in my second year at high school. We did human biology and we did learn about the human body except I wasn't listening (which is probably why I nearly failed the exam).

I've got an even more pointless story for you.

Yesterday I made ten cookies, and then I ate some, cept' I wasn't paying attention to how many I was eatting and I threw up on your cat.
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Post by: Archem on July 14, 2008, 08:19:52 AM
Awesome story is what that was.

Threw a curve ball right there. You all saw it!
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 18, 2008, 02:43:46 AM
ALTERNATE SLASH VERSION OF LAST FANFIC
Lady Grandy showed Grandy to her hideout. Lady Grandy stared at Grandy with a smile, with Grandy in disgust. Looking out a window. A pink blob slammed into the wall, sending him into the hideout. The blob's helmet cracked. Then, a man jumped through the wall, with his arm on fire. The blob's laser sword was charged and stabbed into the man's stomach. The man engulfed himself in flames, burning him to ashes. Lady grandy pointed a knife at the blob. " WAIT!" Grandy yelled at the top of his lungs. "Who are you?"

"ZeroKirbyX, but call me Tane."

5 HOURS LATER

"So, you're actually a human scientist?" Lady Grandy asked. "Yeah." Suddenly, leaping through the hole are the ninjas from before. The ninjas ganged up on Grandy, but, Tane blasted them all to bits with his gun, but causing a large explosion, sending one half of the building flying into the air. Tane and Grandy were on that, and Lady Grandy was stuck on the other half. The building quickly crashed into a nearby forest. Grandy hit his head hard on the trees, losing memory of his survival in a forest.

Tired, both Tane and Grandy cuddled up to keep themselves warm while asleep.

NOTE: Grandy had a boner. It makes it slash. I win.

Totally worse.
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Post by: Archem on July 18, 2008, 02:57:05 AM
You will stop right there!
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Post by: Grandy on July 18, 2008, 04:31:13 AM
 Better.

 Now a Bluhman/Alex Slash!
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 18, 2008, 04:49:02 AM
Bluhman drove his Celica down Roosevelt City, searching for Ayus clan members. Suddenly, on a tight curve, Stopwatch jumps onto the car and rips his sword into Bluhman's stomach. Bluhman takes out his pistol and whips him, making him pull out the sword. Bluhman then shoots Stopwatch in the face, and he falls and gets run over by the Celica. Bluhman watched as he ran him over, while not looking at the road ahead. The car flipped over the highway edge, landing at Paragon Port, crashing onto a freight ship heading to Italy.

Awaking from the injurie he obtained from the crash, he is surrounded by crew members, at a stop in Venice. He is pointed at with guns. He takes out a live grenade and jumps onto a crate. He watches as the men fly into the sea. However one manages to stay aboard. He fires repeatedly at Bluhman. Bluhman, bleeding heavily, throws another grenade, nailing the man to the edge. The man leaps into the air, with his gun pointed at his head. One shot could kill Bluhman. When all hope is lost, the man falls asleep and hit's the water. Bluhman looks behind him. An Italian harpist stood behind him.

"LETS HAVE SEX."


Yeah, I'm that lazy.
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Post by: Archem on July 18, 2008, 05:38:40 PM
XD