Charas-Project
Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Meiscool-2 on July 14, 2008, 08:32:22 AM
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So, I've had this girlfriend for half a year (6 months) and we havn't done anything sexual. At all. Not even titty touchy. Nadda.
So, couple hours ago I brought it up... cuz I gots needs and all, and we've been doing the same boring date reutine over and over. It blew up into a huge agruement. Needless to say, I lost. No one is on msn, and every other place sucks, and I can't hit/rape her, so I have to vent here.
God damnit I'm pissed. Just a little. Anyways, I feel better now. Kinda...
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It's be okay
Our Faces shall be the targets of your Mis-Guided hate :heart:
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I see, it's a play on your name.
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I can't hit/rape her,
Why not?
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Why not?
Yeah, just do it, be a man. Just tell her you'll kill her family if she tells anyone, no one will ever find out. That's what I did... err... would do.
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Its not Rape if you Yell SUPRISE right before you do it
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Uh...if you're calling your date routine boring why are you still dating her? It's not really fair to expect something from her if you don't actually enjoy the time you're spending with her...
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Hell of a comeback man. So is dating this girl an extended attempt at poon or what?
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I don't quite "get it". What's the big deal? I think you're doing something wrong.
Also:
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Zerlina - I feel that at a certain point relationships need to advance. I'm still having fun with her, and told her I love her many a times. I'm just getting bored with the predictable Dinner -> Movies -> Cuddling -> No sex.
Aside from that, I've grown too attached to her to breakup.
The other day her and I took part in a can drive, and a bit before that we went door to door collecting pop cans then turning them in so they could giving funding to her school for cross country camp. I'm enjoying these times a lot more than our actual dates because it isn't a record replaying over and over.
I think of it like a good song. When you first hear a song you like, it's in your head. Then you investigate it, play it over and over, memorize the lyrics, etc. But, when the point comes that you know the lyrics by heart, or you can play the notes from memory on whatever instrument you use, then the song itself produces considerably less pleasure from being listened to.
ZKX - In the begining it was, but after awhile I came to care a lot more about her brain than her body. Corny, I know, but accurate.
Archem - I can buy beer from Canada soon. That'll be a blast. (I lives in Michigan)
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I'm beginning to understand. You are how old again? I may need to relocate to this "Michigan".
Good... I'm slowly finding out enough about you to stark stalking...
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I can buy Beer in Canada too. For the last Nine years.
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Nor will I. I dont eat carnivores
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Bears are evil.
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CHARAS GETS GIRLS.
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Ahh okay, I see what you're saying, Meis. But don't you think if you took it further, then in a while you'd end up in the same place again (replaying the same song)? Maybe think of other stuff you can do, or suggest you do something else other than just dinner movie etc. My ex and I used to go hiking, and bowling, or just go sit by the ravine, or even make video sketches. There's lots you can do besides the physical if you're just looking to keep things interesting.
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I don't really live in an area where doing stuff like that is easy. We've got a bowling alley in the next city over... and our park has been flooded (If anyone heard of the recent amount of rainfall america has been getting). We have a subway though so I'm happy.
I do understand what you mean though. Leave it to a girl to give me some sound advise.
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Recent rainfall? Wut.
I advise pick-up lines. Pick-up lines and roofies.
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Come to think of it, it has rained in the past month...
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What you gotta do is go on a date where the potential for an argument is imminent. Also, the standard date thing wont work here...you need something dangerous. Try taking her for a barefoot walk on razors and glass. Get into an argument with here, and in the heat of the moment, get your sex on, rolling in the greasy razors and broken glass shards.
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And video tape it. Remember = Footage or it's fiction.
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And then talk to your agent. He´ll know what to do with the video.
You´re gonna make millions man. *backpat*
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YouTubeDOTcom!
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I put that in my address bar and it started to go to livejournal. O_o...
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And we'll overdub the music from requiem for a dream onto it. That song makes everything Dramatic. Seriously. Listen to it while watching the weather channel on mute. Youll crap your pants
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DAMN STRAIGHT!
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I'm suprised no one made a "Yes, it will be the best 10 second sex tape anyone's ever seen!" crack.
Because I would've.
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Zerlina, it'll be forever impossible for you to understand because you are NOT a man and, plus, you do NOT live in a country that is hot and tense sexcually speaking.
Meis, here's what I did man. You shouldn't really go on and TALK about it. You move slowly and smoothly. At least in my city, the movie theatre is the best place to start the silly hand action. You gotta be smoooth, seriously. You always start in the UPPER body, otherwise she'll get angry in your lower body and you do not want that (whomever said labor pain is the worse obviously does not have a pair of nuts).
After you've done it, THEN you talk, if needed. If you feel she felt awkward about it, ask if it was ok, and so on. And do not ask her to grab stuff, when you're good and free to go, even if still on the upper parts, i guarantee that she'll be curious enough to make her own move.
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Oh God, LOL. Swines we are. Sorry that your thought of mind pretty much stays unsheathed Zerlina. Although I agree with it, these people are men. Internet men.
When she dumps you ---or Falcon Knees you in the nuts please let us know.
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FALCON...
KNEE!
*psheeew*
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Zerlina, it'll be forever impossible for you to understand because you are NOT a man and, plus, you do NOT live in a country that is hot and tense sexcually speaking.
Yeah, but think of it this way. He could get advise ONLY from the male perspective...which I'm pretty sure he already has (and what the majority of these posts are) or he could hear from both sides.
And yeah, there's no sexual tensity here, and it's really cold. In the hour drive from the American border to my house, the temperature drops 40 degrees and everyone starts living in igloos.
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That's awesome. In the same drive from here towards Mexico, it drops 40 degrees, too!
Because it's hot here.
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Happy tomatoes come from Sexico.
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Hey! I'm part Sexican! Awesome!
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Happy tomatoes come from Sexico.
Sad tomatoes must come from Sterilandia, then.
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Oh man, Meis and his lady troubles... Definitely don't break up over this, that would be ridick lame. As for advice, this is one thing that it is better to discuss AFTER the fact. Because, in your situation, it seems like you may get slapped if you went for her breasts, you may want to start just like rubbing around the stomach area for awhile while cuddling, preferable on the skin. Because this feels pretty much amazing to most girls, they will probably become more relaxed and accepting, and after awhile, maybe not even the first day, she may let you work your way up there. If so, hurray! If not, well, its one of those things you can't really force. Good luck on the situation though. And just don't stop having fun. :D
Oh, and don't make your goal sex. It won't turn out well if it's your goal.
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Yeah, but think of it this way. He could get advise ONLY from the male perspective...which I'm pretty sure he already has (and what the majority of these posts are) or he could hear from both sides.
And yeah, there's no sexual tensity here, and it's really cold. In the hour drive from the American border to my house, the temperature drops 40 degrees and everyone starts living in igloos.
O I FORGOT THAT IT WAS SNOWING HERE AND THERE WERE ORGIES OF TEENAGERS HEAPING INTO THE COLD COLD STREETS.
Its summer here you know. And as far as sexy culture goes, Canada and the USA are pretty much on Par.
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Sexy culture. Nice.
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Gem, you've been all capsing a lot recently... Why?
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BECAUSE HE´S SPECIAL
LOLCAPS
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OMG
I mean, is that so?
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:o
I would've never even guessed!
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you may want to start just like rubbing around the stomach area for awhile while cuddling, preferable on the skin. Because this feels pretty much amazing to most girls,
Uhm...yeah...maybe some girls but def. not all. My ex used to rub my stomach and it just made me uncomfortable cause it made me wonder if i was doing enough situps...and then I'd end up just thinking about pilates the whole time.
Although you're right about cuddling. We do love the cuddles.
If you're thinking of physical tyhings we like...it really pretty much is cuddles and hugging and just stroking our hair and stuff. I guess we just like feeling loved lol.
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If you're thinking of physical tyhings[...] just stroking our hair and stuff. I guess we just like feeling loved lol.
Please, stop tempting me. I've got a whole head full of things, and they're never appropriate.
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Uhm...yeah...maybe some girls but def. not all. My ex used to rub my stomach and it just made me uncomfortable cause it made me wonder if i was doing enough situps...and then I'd end up just thinking about pilates the whole time.
Although you're right about cuddling. We do love the cuddles.
If you're thinking of physical tyhings we like...it really pretty much is cuddles and hugging and just stroking our hair and stuff. I guess we just like feeling loved lol.
'Twas just my experiences :P
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Meh, problem solved... sorta.
I got what I wanted, but I also learned I have some sorta ED. Maybe I'm overly nervous or maybe I've been masturbating to porn to much. Gotta stop that.... damn.
Anyways, Almeidaboo's idea actually worked... to my amazing shock.
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*high fives*
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ED like Eating Disorder...?
Btw, do you think your girlfriend might mind that you announced this on a public forum?
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I was thinking the same thing. I wonder what she would think when/if she finds out Meiscool is a die-hard forumite. And/or if she finds out about this thread. ...Ouch.
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That would be...embarrassing/saddening/confusing/funny/and retarded at the same time
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Told ya. And it'll work until the actual sex, belive me. Thing is, when the sex possibility starts to get more clear, you'll have to turn on the "tell me when you're prepared" mode. Then you'll wait, and she'll never say she's prepared. BUT, she will be when you make your move. Chill, be calm and patient and things will go foward.
Congrats, btw!
EDIT: Oh, abou the porn thing, I read that if you watch too much porn you kinda get...insensitive to the real thing. Which is true, bucause you'd probably want her to do the stuff that Sylvia Saint does, and belive me, you won't get it. So drop the porn, seriously. (edit: don't get me wrong, I've been there too.)
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Oh, abou the porn thing, I read that if you watch too much porn you kinda get...insensitive to the real thing. Which is true, bucause you'd probably want her to do the stuff that Sylvia Saint does, and belive me, you won't get it. So drop the porn, seriously. (edit: don't get me wrong, I've been there too.)
Porn is creepy >.> Just go watch a Girls Gone Wild commercial. Or listen to (Insert name of random member here) about how his friend sent him porn of a chick snorting semen off a disk. YEH, I REMEMBER THAT. :P
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Which member? Because I may need to inquire about this...
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So uh...I quit men.
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I bet it's because of me!
Whoo!
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ED like Eating Disorder...?
Btw, do you think your girlfriend might mind that you announced this on a public forum?
ED is a condition where a guy finds it hard to achive an erection.
EDIT - Also, I don't think she would mind the least. I mean... she's with me... so logically she is a lot like me.
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So uh...I quit men.
O.o Is that to say you've gone lesbian?
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I remember many eons ago when Meiscool was an ***hole.
Now we're giving advice about his relationship problems, even though he claimed to be a woman. This is quite the turn-around.
Anyways, try 'discussing' it with her. Or yell 'SURPRISE!!!' and pseudo-rape her.
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So uh...I quit men.
Funny thing is, no you won't. As much as we all know the terrible things about women, we won't quit 'em. Works bothways.
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I remember many eons ago when Meiscool was an ***hole.
Now we're giving advice about his relationship problems, even though he claimed to be a woman. This is quite the turn-around.
First things first: Yay! You're back!
Second things last: I'm starting to become a dick in Mitch's absence. I'm aware of it, I don't like it, but I'm not gonna even make an attempt to fix it.
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There's a reason I only posted once in this thread.
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It has to do with Samson Juniper, no doubt.
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Funny thing is, no you won't. As much as we all know the terrible things about women, we won't quit 'em. Works bothways.
Way to make a good case for your gender.
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This is the funniest thread I've ever read. Ever.
"I have some sort of ED"
"Like...eating disorder?"
As if the initial statement wasnt a goldmine of laughs to begin with.
I cant explain to any of you how hard I laughed at this thread.
And I like how Zerlina owns charas now. Shes like the camp counselor.
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Well, we're all just a bunch of little boys at heart. It takes a mature woman to keep us in line.
Kinda like a mother, only some of us have pretty disturbing fantasies.
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Not me.
>.>
<.<
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Oh, I'm still an ***hole. I just havn't found anyone deserving me being a jerk to them.
Yet.
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All right! *offers high-five*
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Oh, I'm still an ***hole. I just havn't found anyone deserving me being a jerk to them.
Yet.
Now that doesn't sound like the Meiscool we know and love.
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I'm not. After the high-five, I am out!
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Oh no! Don't you attach yourself to my actions and thought patterns!
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Oh boy, I have the love of a British chap. How utterly fantastic. Next time I enter a professional debate about the misuse of the letter "P" in "pneumonia" I'll know just who to make my partner.
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He's right, you know. Now then... *continues to offer high-five*
Sometime today would be nice; I have things to do, after all.
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Just wait 'til she's asleep.
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I can't help but feel that you're suggesting something...
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They never have, I know, but I just get this funny feeling...
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*cue twilight zone theme*
(Yes, I know, I´m a theme music cue whore. Get used to it.)
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Mebe... I just can't shake that feeling, though.
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You can stop with the links now Draggy; I've most likely already looked in all of those long ago while searching for an answer to my penis failure.