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Title: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 20, 2008, 02:01:06 AM
Each person says somthign smart, then the next tries to say somthign smarter.


Vigilance is the key to Virtue, whereas Incompetence is the way to Stagnation...
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 20, 2008, 02:01:52 AM
Chicken nuggets are good for your colon.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 20, 2008, 02:57:05 AM
Mc Donalds is not good for you.
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Post by: Archem on July 20, 2008, 02:57:52 AM
Nothing that tastes good is good for you.
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Post by: Rahl on July 20, 2008, 02:59:25 AM
Spinach tasts good, and its great for you lol
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Post by: Archem on July 20, 2008, 03:20:29 AM
Spinach tasting good is a matter of opinion, and can be easily proven by polling the population of a public high school.
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Post by: Fisherson on July 20, 2008, 03:33:07 AM
Public High schools have horrible food.
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Post by: Archem on July 20, 2008, 03:53:16 AM
Very true. However, it is cheaper to provide unhealthy, tasteless meals, leaving more money in the budget for teaching materials such as text books and computers.
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Post by: Ben on July 20, 2008, 05:30:31 AM
I dont have any legs.
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Post by: Felix-0 on July 20, 2008, 05:41:01 AM
there are known unknowns and then there are unknown unknowns
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Post by: Archem on July 20, 2008, 05:45:10 AM
What?
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Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 20, 2008, 05:58:57 AM
SoundKittyGasm is the best sig ever.
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Post by: Dragonium on July 20, 2008, 11:34:45 AM
This thread is a lot like Unfunny Comics, but in text form.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 20, 2008, 02:04:31 PM
A thread in computer science is short for a thread of execution. Threads are a way for a program to fork (or split) itself into two or more simultaneously (or pseudo-simultaneously) running tasks. Threads and processes differ but, in general, a thread is contained inside of a process and different threads in the same process share some resources while different processes do not.
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Post by: Fisherson on July 20, 2008, 03:10:08 PM
You talk funny.I like it,do it again.
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Post by: Felix-0 on July 20, 2008, 03:35:25 PM
A varialbe is a number tah can be anything or nothing
every electronic runs off of these variables
Items/HP/Damage in all VG's these numbers are generated by scripts set to
If
If not
Or
Equal
Equal or
Equal and
and if conditions are met then actions are placed
Flags are like events..but most games they're flags
A flag is a position that holds a flag counter
(Switch)
Flag:chest
IF Enter pressed
Call event
Activate Flag counter 235
If flag counter is on
Change graphic
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Post by: Archem on July 20, 2008, 03:43:04 PM
Communism is an excellent concept; however, people's aggressive and greedy natures make it impossible for such a government system to operate properly for long, as someone is bound to attempt to take supreme power over the entire commune. This coupled with the lack of productivity that would result from all members of the commune receiving equal pay would lead to the eventual demise of the commune.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 20, 2008, 03:51:10 PM
Did you know that the war between america and britin, was started because of some small taxes placed on tea, which was perfectly alright because we were a british colony to begin with. And also due to the war that was started over a small amount of taxes on tea, MORE taxes were taken from americans during and after the war to pay for the campaigne waging against Britain. Irony...
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: cherko on July 20, 2008, 05:00:45 PM
This statement has no actual meaning, but is spelled properly to create an illusion of intelligent content. Suck it in, baby.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 20, 2008, 05:25:25 PM
The meaning of life...

is...


[spoiler]PEANUT BUTTER![/spoiler]
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Post by: Felix-0 on July 20, 2008, 08:52:13 PM
The meaning of life...

is...


[spoiler]PEANUT BUTTER![/spoiler]

wanna understand the universe...realise this

[spoiler]WE KNOW JACKSHIT[/spoiler]

Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 20, 2008, 08:57:56 PM
The meaning of life is

[spoiler]42[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Ben on July 20, 2008, 09:10:56 PM
Not much merit can be given to creationism. Most evidence supports evolution.
Most particularly, a recent observation in a bacterial E-coli strain that after 32000 generations of being exposed to high environmental concentration of starches, rather then proteins, the bacteria has literally evolved in front of our own eyes.
This only goes to further support Darwin's theory.
The bottom line is that "God" in the literal and biblical sense, does not exist, and has not existed for quite some time, if any time at all.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Archem on July 20, 2008, 10:53:07 PM
There will never be a time where everyone agrees on a single topic.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 12:32:00 AM
The matrix/ brain in a vat theory:

What if you were just a brain in a jar somewhere and everything you see is only an illusion. Should we try to understand that everything we see is and illusion in order to take a step further in leaving the jar we are imprisoned in? NO. What does it matter is we are brains in a jar somewhere.  What does it matter that everythign we see is an illusion? The ultimate goal of a person in life is happiness, so why should we just throw everything we know into an illusion file, because we most likely will NEVER leave it. AND most of us are happy to be who we are while not wondering "Hey whats on the other side." If the ultimate gial in life is happiness then just be happy and make the best of what you have instead of worrying over some concept you don't know the truth of and most likely never will. The people in the matrix were perfectly happy, the people in Zion were not. Choose where you wanna be.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Archem on July 21, 2008, 12:41:11 AM
Leave philosophy to the philosophers.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 12:46:26 AM
Each man is a philosepher in his own world, he may only may only reach out to other worlds with a part of his.
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Post by: Osmose on July 21, 2008, 12:51:39 AM
**** happens.
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Post by: Archem on July 21, 2008, 02:16:11 AM
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk!
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 03:06:14 AM
A man is:

oxygen   43 kg
carbon   16 kg
hydrogen 7 kg
nitrogen   1.8 kg
calcium   1.0 kg
phosphorus 780 g
potassium 140 g
sulfur   140 g
sodium   100 g
chlorine   95 g
magnesium   19 g
iron   4.2 g
fluorine   2.6 g
zinc   2.3 g
silicon   1.0 g
rubidium   0.68 g
strontium   0.32 g
bromine   0.26 g
lead   0.12 g
copper   72 mg
aluminum   60 mg
cadmium   50 mg
cerium   40 mg
barium   22 mg
iodine   20 mg
tin   20 mg
titanium   20 mg
boron   18 mg
nickel   15 mg
selenium   15 mg
chromium   14 mg
manganese   12 mg
arsenic   7 mg
lithium   7 mg
cesium   6 mg
mercury   6 mg
germanium   5 mg
molybdenum   5 mg
cobalt   3 mg
antimony   2 mg
silver   2 mg
niobium   1.5 mg
zirconium   1 mg
lanthanium   0.8 mg
gallium   0.7 mg
tellurium   0.7 mg
yttrium   0.6 mg
bismuth   0.5 mg
thallium   0.5 mg
indium   0.4 mg
gold   0.2 mg
scandium   0.2 mg
tantalum   0.2 mg
vanadium   0.11 mg   
thorium   0.1 mg
uranium   0.1 mg
samarium   50 µg
beryllium   36 µg
tungsten   20 µg (lol)
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Archem on July 21, 2008, 03:14:20 AM
You should have finished my quote.

Have at you!
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 03:28:45 AM
Sorry don't know that quote, although E=MC^2
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Post by: Ben on July 21, 2008, 03:37:24 AM
philosophy is for fairies
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 21, 2008, 03:56:07 AM
Paris Hilton is a slut dragon.
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Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 02:19:23 PM
Faries are both myth and reality, depending on the context...
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Post by: Felix-0 on July 21, 2008, 02:23:11 PM
Are we talking about gay people?  The Irish faeries are small troll mike mischievous creatures that terrorize people in the forest
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Archem on July 21, 2008, 05:56:45 PM
Faeries are nothing more than fiction.


She dreams in digital
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 07:59:21 PM
Reality is stranger than fiction.
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Post by: Archem on July 21, 2008, 08:37:29 PM
Reality is what you make of it.
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Post by: Rahl on July 21, 2008, 09:54:22 PM
The future is what you make of it, stop worring about it and rise up and live it.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 22, 2008, 02:33:53 AM
Worrying contains a "Y"
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Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2008, 12:02:19 PM
contains contains "contain"
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Post by: Archem on July 22, 2008, 08:58:04 PM
Police police police police police police. And police police police police.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 22, 2008, 11:57:24 PM
Some say locusts are a plague, others would say humans are a plague. For when the world really goes to heJJ whos really to blame?
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Post by: Archem on July 22, 2008, 11:58:11 PM
HeJJ is not a real word, nor is it grammatically correct.
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Post by: Rahl on July 23, 2008, 12:03:20 AM
[EDIT]

Those who believe that profanity makes the world a bad place censor others, so others use grammatically incorrect subsitutions that everyone else recognises as profanity anyway. Why sensor in the first place?
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Ben on July 23, 2008, 02:44:46 AM
something about that sentence was poorly planned out.
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Post by: Rahl on July 23, 2008, 02:59:01 AM
seemed fine to me
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Post by: Archem on July 23, 2008, 03:08:42 AM
The sentence seems to run on a bit.
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 23, 2008, 08:07:36 AM
Samson Juniper.
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Post by: Rahl on July 23, 2008, 01:36:16 PM
All humans are vertebrates, but not all vertebrates are human.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Archem on July 23, 2008, 06:19:05 PM
Humans are actually vertebrates, seeing as how they have that pesky spine growing down their backsides.
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Post by: Rahl on July 23, 2008, 06:27:59 PM
Sorry wrote the wrong thing, don't know what I have invertibrates in my head. EDITED ^
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Post by: Archem on July 23, 2008, 06:29:07 PM
Editing to hide your shame is hilarious.
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Post by: Rahl on July 23, 2008, 06:31:21 PM
While needing to hide ones shame is sadly not :'(
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Post by: Felix-0 on July 23, 2008, 06:36:50 PM
While needing to hide ones shame is sadly not :'(
but it is hilarious
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Post by: Rahl on July 23, 2008, 06:39:27 PM
true... true...
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Post by: Lukas on July 24, 2008, 12:29:35 AM
if i got a phonecall from the future wouldn't that rip a hole in the space-time continuum
or would the phone be the rip in space-time continuum itself
seemed pretty smart when i thought of it.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2008, 02:03:54 AM
If I get a phone call from the future I'll just wake myself up. I don't believe time exists, we're just one moment to the next.
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Post by: Ben on July 24, 2008, 02:12:42 AM
If I had my way, nobody would be able to edit anything ever.

Lulz would ensue
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 24, 2008, 02:16:27 AM
Turmoil and chaos would ensue, actually.

Not that I´m against making things from scratch. Quite the opposite, actually.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 24, 2008, 11:13:29 AM
There are homosexuals even within the magnet population.
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Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2008, 11:30:30 AM
edit is your friend
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Post by: Dragonium on July 24, 2008, 08:37:24 PM
Massive spam thread.

Kill it with fire.
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Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2008, 09:50:08 PM
If there were no spiders in the world humans would only be able to survive 2 years...
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Post by: Dragonium on July 24, 2008, 09:51:58 PM
It's bees, and it's four years.
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Post by: Rahl on July 24, 2008, 09:53:12 PM
I heard it was spiders and it was 2
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 25, 2008, 06:23:31 AM
I heard it was Samson Juniper, and it was 0.
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Post by: Archem on July 25, 2008, 07:45:13 AM
Nothing worth doing is ever easy.
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 27, 2008, 07:35:29 AM
Something worth anything to someone is the hardest object to throw away...?

EDIT: Congrads, my 2121st post was made here.
Title: Re: Who's smarter?
Post by: Meiscool-2 on July 27, 2008, 08:51:11 AM
I HEARD THAT IT REALLY IS BUTTER!
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Post by: Rahl on July 27, 2008, 03:40:21 PM
The nile is not just a river in Egypt...
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Post by: A Forgotten Legend on July 27, 2008, 04:37:46 PM
The nile flows up....er... north. o.o

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Post by: Rahl on July 27, 2008, 09:38:27 PM
What goes around comes around
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Post by: Archem on July 28, 2008, 07:31:56 AM
Karma is an excellent philosophy, but it isn't exactly fact. Don't rely on it, or it may come back to bite you in the hind-end.
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Post by: Rahl on July 28, 2008, 06:49:38 PM
Dracula was actually a overlord in Transylvania that canablized drinking the blood of his enemies.
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Post by: Dragonium on July 28, 2008, 07:01:37 PM
Dracula was actually a overlord in Transylvania that canablized drinking the blood of his enemies.

Count Dracula was based on Vlad III of Wallachia, and even then it's possible that Vlad only inspired the name (He was sometimes called Vlad Dracula). He wasn't reported to have drank the blood of his enemies, but he did enforce a lot of nasty torture and capital punishment methods to scare the hell out of everyone, and crime plummeted. According to Romanian stories he left something made of gold, I forget what, in the middle of a street overnight, and everyone was too afraid to touch it.

You should like, read the novel.
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Post by: Archem on July 28, 2008, 10:12:20 PM
It would seem that Dragonium is smarter.
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Post by: Rahl on July 29, 2008, 12:32:47 AM
I have heard from alot of people he was actually a warlord, that did drink the blood of his enemies in order to strike fear into them, Not with pointy fangs of course just in a goblet or somthing.
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Post by: Archem on July 29, 2008, 01:03:28 AM
Word of mouth is not to be trusted.
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on July 29, 2008, 01:04:36 AM
The internet, however, can be trusted indefinitely.
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Post by: Felix-0 on July 29, 2008, 01:07:33 AM
The internet, however, can be trusted indefinitely.
LIES!
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Post by: Rahl on July 29, 2008, 09:25:34 AM
Anyone can make a professional looking website now that looks credable.
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Post by: Archem on July 29, 2008, 07:11:39 PM
Credible.