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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: SephirothTOWA on July 26, 2008, 02:39:54 AM
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This a personal/medical/random help/question thread based on personal help threads in newspapers and magazines
so just pm me your questions and ill answer them
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Dear Sephy,
First off, please note that the grammar used in my greeting up there is correct, and your thread title's is not. Consider fixing this before offering advice.
Secondly, perhaps you should let people know why they should send you their problems. No one really knows you here, so there's no way we could know whether or not to trust you.
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Dear Sephy,
First off, please note that the grammar used in my greeting up there is correct, and your thread title's is not. Consider fixing this before offering advice.
Secondly, perhaps you should let people know why they should send you their problems. No one really knows you here, so there's no way we could know whether or not to trust you.
well this is my way of showing you who i am
and becuase i want to see if i can answer queswtions in a sometimes humorous, sometimes serious ma,nner
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So, I haven't told anyone this yet, but I think my girlfriend might be pregnant. We don't know for sure yet, but I'm scared shitless. Problem is, her parents wouldn't let her get an abortion, and they're iffy on me. Not even sure I love her. Really don't know what to do.
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So, I haven't told anyone this yet, but I think my girlfriend might be pregnant. We don't know for sure yet, but I'm scared shitless. Problem is, her parents wouldn't let her get an abortion, and they're iffy on me. Not even sure I love her. Really don't know what to do.
well zero,
you can do one of three things
1. the best way to know if she's pregnant without going to a doctor is to have sex again, if you feel something you never felt before, wala its a baby. if not you better be glad and pray you didnt just make her preg. if she is then you just have to stick with her so as not to feed into the stereotype that men always leave there wives.
2. do a pregnany test, if positive do above, or you can try to do a lickectimy, and ancient surgery where you try to lick or pull the fetus out
3. if shes pregnant when she has the bab you can do a dna test and check to see if its your child, if it is your stuck with her, if not then you can leave her while she looks for the father. if the father is her father then you can kiss his *** goodbye as he is hauled away for 10-35
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Number two is a bit much though.
Dear Sephy:
I am currently trying to smuggle 3 cubic feetworth of Illegal product into the USA from Canada. The approximate weight of the package is about 22 kilograms.
What is the best way to go about doing this in a safe and secure manner?
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Well, she's at my house right now, so we just did it again like your advice said, and I think I felt something. I'm now really scared about this, because I'm not ready for a kid yet, seriously. I know that if there is a baby like it looks like now, it would be mine. I was her first and I know she loves me so she wouldn't have sex with another guy. We're now officially freaked out.
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I just want to interject....with my staff voice....
Keep it clean dudes.
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I have an... issue.
I guess lately I've been getting in with the wrong crowd. I've been bored with the monotony of my life, so I've been seeing some guys I know, joining in with their shenanigans, having a good old British laugh. Thing is I've been getting into the sort of stuff they do; smoking, alcohol, and just lately, opium. And now I can't stop. It's getting to be a problem, and it's come to the point where I guess you could call it a habit. I'm worried that someone close to me will find out. What do I do?
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Number two is a bit much though.
Dear Sephy:
I am currently trying to smuggle 3 cubic feetworth of Illegal product into the USA from Canada. The approximate weight of the package is about 22 kilograms.
What is the best way to go about doing this in a safe and secure manner?
canada has illegal products???????
well what i do when i try to smuggle is to take a little of it at one time
leave some of the product with a person you trust and take the rest with you
then go back everry month and take some more until you have all the product
but how to get past security????
you just have to put it somewhere theyd never check to look
Well, she's at my house right now, so we just did it again like your advice said, and I think I felt something. I'm now really scared about this, because I'm not ready for a kid yet, seriously. I know that if there is a baby like it looks like now, it would be mine. I was her first and I know she loves me so she wouldn't have sex with another guy. We're now officially freaked out.
ok heres what you do
do it again then tell me what it feels like
I have an... issue.
I guess lately I've been getting in with the wrong crowd. I've been bored with the monotony of my life, so I've been seeing some guys I know, joining in with their shenanigans, having a good old British laugh. Thing is I've been getting into the sort of stuff they do; smoking, alcohol, and just lately, opium. And now I can't stop. It's getting to be a problem, and it's come to the point where I guess you could call it a habit. I'm worried that someone close to me will find out. What do I do?
are you a guy?
anywayt what you need to do is just stop, and what is opium?
you need to distance yourself from them at all times
if they start to chase you run to the closest adult you know and they will leave
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Lucas, i see no double posts.
Also....lets keep it PERVERT FREE. next time, im just going to edit all of your innuendos and replace them with words like fuzzy slipper bunnies
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Okay, we just got done again. Definitely felt something weird there. It's like there's this kind of lump at the end that I haven't felt before. I really hope this isn't what I think it is...
Gem, I'm not trying to be perverted, I just don't know how else to say it. I'm scared right now man, so back off please?
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are you a guy?
anywayt what you need to do is just stop, and what is opium?
you need to distance yourself from them at all times
if they start to chase you run to the closest adult you know and they will leave
Yes, I am a guy.
Opium is the best thing ever. It's made from poppies, don't you know.
It's not that easy to distance myself from them because I recently helped them to set up an opium den which I now own shares in. I don't want to lose my investment, I need that money to buy opium.
The nearest adult is the manager of the opium den.
As you can see, it's a bit of a pickle.
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Okay, we just got done again. Definitely felt something weird there. It's like there's this kind of lump at the end that I haven't felt before. I really hope this isn't what I think it is...
Gem, I'm not trying to be perverted, I just don't know how else to say it. I'm scared right now man, so back off please?
did you actually put your H A N D up the place which will not be named due to pervertedness
if yes then was it glob or jellylike?
if no then do it
Yes, I am a guy.
Opium is the best thing ever. It's made from poppies, don't you know.
It's not that easy to distance myself from them because I recently helped them to set up an opium den which I now own shares in. I don't want to lose my investment, I need that money to buy opium.
The nearest adult is the manager of the opium den.
As you can see, it's a bit of a pickle.
well im not british
you can invest in much better thing LIKE A CAR!!!!!
just how much have you invested in, please make it american dollars
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well im not british
you can invest in much better thing LIKE A CAR!!!!!
just how much have you invested in, please make it american dollars
I don't need a car, the opium den is like 3 minutes' stagger from my house.
As of this date I've invested £200, which I believe converts to roughly $4000.
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I don't need a car, the opium den is like 3 minutes' stagger from my house.
As of this date I've invested £200, which I believe converts to roughly $4000.
O.O
four grand?????
hey man that could be a good business
MUST SUPRESS MONEY LOVE
ok so just take out that money and use it for more legal purposes
it may be hard but ur doing a good deeed
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I can't use my hand, it won't fit, plus she's really shy. I hope this isn't all I could do.
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It is a good business. Opium dens have been around since like 1400AD. I can't take the money out, I'm locked into a contract. This isn't a bank, it's full of opium.
UPDATE: I just called in, and asked about taking the money out. They said something about sending someone round to my house with a cricket bat right away. What do I tell him when he gets here?
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I can't use my hand, it won't fit, plus she's really shy. I hope this isn't all I could do.
well you could give her the pill
or just go to a doctor
do you have any preg tests around, if yes use them
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Just ran to the corner store, got some tests and she used them. Shes crying right now next to me. I almost am too. The big problem here is the pill won't work, we think she got pregnant right before she left about 2 weeks ago. She got home yesterday, and was feeling sick all during her family vacation. What should we do now? We can't tell her parents.
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Abortion is the answer bro. I think.
I don't think its ever the answer.
If not her parents tell your parents. If you think your too young to have a kid, you don't have to marry her. You just have to be there with her. And for heavens sake be there for the kid, and don't tell her your going to break it off because your not ready for one: ready or not its coming and you can either be a decent dad or a jerk dad like so many of us has, including me. You did the crime so you have to man up and pay the time, just get your self ready for it and grow up and rake responsibility for your actions.
As of this date I've invested £200, which I believe converts to roughly $4000.
I was just in London and £200 is not $4000 american, its $400 maby a little less. £1= $1.90 or somthing.
It is a good business. Opium dens have been around since like 1400AD. I can't take the money out, I'm locked into a contract. This isn't a bank, it's full of opium.
UPDATE: I just called in, and asked about taking the money out. They said something about sending someone round to my house with a cricket bat right away. What do I tell him when he gets here?
It's never good to get messed up in these things and the farther you go without getting out, the deeper you'll fall into them. It doesn't matter how much money you put into this get out now. Respectfully tell them to keep your share and call everything even and you don't want anythign else to do with it. Remeber good business can only lead to bad business for someone. Get out with the least amount of scratches you can manage, and do other things to take your mind off the opium.
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...I can't tell if Zeek is kidding or not.
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Neither can I, but if so, I seriously am hoping he's not taking some of the advice Seph is giving. o.o
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Rahl I was joking babe. I'm not living in Victorian London at this present time. I just found this thread too lulzy to pass by. :P
...I can't tell if Zeek is kidding or not.
We're not playing the whole "trying to second-guess Zeek" game again, that's destined to fail.
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lol
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Guys stop making a joke of this please. I know that sometimes I can be sarcastic, but this is past the line. Cut it out, I'm scared right now and I sure as hell don't need you guys to make fun of me.
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I wasn't making fun I was being serious
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Zeek man, I've dealt with this sort of thing before through experience with my female best friend. The best thing you can do is ignore all of the moral types who are all "abortion = bad, death etc" and think about what you both want. Do you want to be a father right now? More importantly does she want to be a mother. Even more importnatly do you wanna be tied to someone who you might not love for the rest of your life? If the answer to any of these is no, go to your local sexual health clinic ASAP before its too late.
My 2 pence on the matter...not that this is my thread of advice or anything, but i really did think that "feeling the baby" crap was bogus (no offence).
WHY NOT ADVISE HIM TO GET A PREGNANCY TEST which is MEDICALLY ADVISABLE.
No offence.
Yoda
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Guys stop making a joke of this please. I know that sometimes I can be sarcastic, but this is past the line. Cut it out, I'm scared right now and I sure as hell don't need you guys to make fun of me.
No, I was serious, I couldn't tell if you were joking or not.
And if you're not, eh... dunno. I was never in this situation, even though it seems all my cousins were.
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This' so stupid...the whole thread is stupid.
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It really is. But I have a good one.
Dear Sephy.
There is tornado warning in effect in my area. I have been told that the safest place to go in such a situation, is to hide in the southwest corner of ones basement....However, I live on the top floor of an apartment complex. Any tips?
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It really is. But I have a good one.
Dear Sephy.
There is tornado warning in effect in my area. I have been told that the safest place to go in such a situation, is to hide in the southwest corner of ones basement....However, I live on the top floor of an apartment complex. Any tips?
sorry ive been out for a while
my internet was down
yeah,
move
jk
you should go hide in the front lobby
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Well, just to let you know, we're going to keep the baby. Haven't told out folks yet, but we should.
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dea sephy,
i haf a poblem wiht the man an i cant git him out uf my house what shold i do? i have two gunz an a swod but i would ather use teh flamethowe. what weapun does u thik i should us 2 take out da man?????/ i want to kill im so bad noew
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dea sephy,
i haf a poblem wiht the man an i cant git him out uf my house what shold i do? i have two gunz an a swod but i would ather use teh flamethowe. what weapun does u thik i should us 2 take out da man?????/ i want to kill im so bad noew
Knife. You run faster with the knife.
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Well, just to let you know, we're going to keep the baby. Haven't told out folks yet, but we should.
Have fun with that. Your life will be hell from now on, though. Just make sure to remember that.
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A child shouldn't ty to aise a child, that's my 2 cents.
If eithe one of you ae anti-abotion, then my suggestion is to give it up fo adoption.
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that would be a smart choive zkx
and congratz on making mayor
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Light the kid on fire when it's born, I hear that during the first few months, any damaged cells (even brain cells) can regenerate and repair damage. I want to see if it's true.
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Light the kid on fire when it's born, I hear that during the first few months, any damaged cells (even brain cells) can regenerate and repair damage. I want to see if it's true.
I hear that when the baby regenerates it has a totally different body but is still called "The Baby" and goes on to travel through time and space battling evil in various exciting adventures.
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Now I really want to see this child get burned, because this type of thing sounds amazing!
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That is quite... disturbing.
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That's really... uh... Uf Archem2 would've posted 3 seconds earlier the time would've been 06:06:06 PM...(random)
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I noticed that, too. Damn, I'll never be evil enough to succeed at anything...
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Practice makes perfect!