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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: ~*Sweet Ichifo*~ on August 21, 2008, 02:48:19 AM

Title: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: ~*Sweet Ichifo*~ on August 21, 2008, 02:48:19 AM
Y halo thar everehwun.

(If this belongs in Unmoderated, my apologies. I can't post there for some reason, anyway.)

Anyway, here's the story. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24179242-2,00.html (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24179242-2,00.html)

I don't know if this is a hoax or not. It just looks like a really bad gorilla costume. Also, I SEE NO BIG FEET.

What do you guys think?
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: _JeT_ on August 21, 2008, 02:52:16 AM
Hoax, I say.

I heard/read, somewhere, that the scientist who did all the tests is related to the guy who found it.

Also, the fact that the person is concealing all other evidence, such as location and conclusive photos/videos. Hate to say it, but most people would exploit something like this, for their own personal profit.

Of course, I don't really care, either way, the evolutionists will be excited about something.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: ~*Sweet Ichifo*~ on August 21, 2008, 02:55:00 AM
I heard, somewhere, that the scientist who did all the tests is related to the guy who found it.

I heard something similar to that. Someone related to the guy who found it was posing as a scientist and "interviewed" him. The "scientist" later admitted that he wasn't really a scientist.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Archem on August 21, 2008, 03:06:18 AM
It's a hoax. Been proven a few days ago.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 21, 2008, 03:07:30 AM
Yep. Heard about it.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: _JeT_ on August 21, 2008, 03:08:14 AM
You're a hoax, Archem!!!

Anyway, I was hoping it would be real, as it would give me an excuse to actually go hunting.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Fisherson on August 21, 2008, 03:18:17 AM
It was stupid of them to even do this. You know they were thinking about going after Leperchons next?
Poor Leperchons.

You're a hoax, Archem!!!



What about all the sightings? I have a picture of him!
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: _JeT_ on August 21, 2008, 03:21:26 AM
Impossible, Archem is just a government conspiracy. All photos are either fake, or the subject in the photo is merely posing as this "Archem". He was created back in 1963, and has been under wraps, until a few years ago.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on August 21, 2008, 03:27:12 AM
On July 9, 2008, two hikers, Rick Dyer and Matthew Whitton, posted a video to YouTube claiming that they had discovered the body of a deceased Sasquatch in a forest in northern Georgia. Steve Kulls of Sasquatchdetective.com and Sasquatchdetective Radio posted a video response asking them to appear on his radio program on July 28, 2008. After an hour long phone interview with Dyer on July 28, Kulls contacted Tom Biscardi, a long-time Bigfoot enthusiast and CEO of Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. At that time they decided that Biscardi would take over the investigation. He traveled to Georgia on August 1, 2008 to look at the body (named "Rickmat" by Dyer and Whitton[40]). Biscardi was given samples of genetic material by Dyer and Whitton. Biscardi then hand delivered the samples to Dr. Curt Nelson in Michigan.[41] One sample was shown to contain human DNA and another sample opossum DNA, while a third was inconclusive. Biscardi suggested that the opossum DNA could be attributed to the stomach contents of the carcass.[42][43][44] On August 4, Dyer and Whitton entered into a contract with Searching for Bigfoot, Inc. On August 12, Dyer and Whitton requested an undisclosed sum of money from Searching for Bigfoot, Inc., as a good faith gesture. They received their requested funds on August 14. Biscardi had originally planned a press conference after the body had been examined by scientists, but Dyer and Whitton refused to turn the body over to his company unless the press conference were held first. The press conference took place on August 15, 2008. On August 16, the alleged Bigfoot body arrived with the Searching for Bigfoot team. The body was in a block of ice in a freezer. It was estimated to weigh about 1500 pounds, and at first began thawing at room temperature to avoid additional decomposition. When some hair was exposed, it was tested and found to be uncharacteristic of hair. At that point, heat was applied to speed thawing. Once the head was exposed, it felt hollow when researchers touched it. Once the feet were exposed, it was confirmed that they were made of rubber. Biscardi was immediately contacted, who confronted Dyer and Whitton. They admitted the "body" was a costume. Biscardi set up a meeting with Dyer and Whitton so that they would sign a promissory note and admission of what they had done. When Biscardi arrived at the hotel room where the meeting was to take place, he found that Dyer and Whitten had left. It is still unclear as to Dyer and Whitton's (a seven-year veteran with the Clayton County Police Department) motivation behind the hoax.[41]
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Fisherson on August 21, 2008, 03:33:34 AM
Impossible, Archem is just a government conspiracy. All photos are either fake, or the subject in the photo is merely posing as this "Archem". He was created back in 1963, and has been under wraps, until a few years ago.

Fish: "No, that's imposible!"

Jet: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"

Fish: "NOOOO!!"
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Archem on August 21, 2008, 03:47:09 AM
I'm the best hoax there is.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: _JeT_ on August 21, 2008, 03:49:41 AM
I don't know... France is a pretty great hoax, too.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on August 21, 2008, 04:10:27 AM
It is still unclear as to Dyer and Whitton's (a seven-year veteran with the Clayton County Police Department) motivation behind the hoax.[41]

Is "for the lulz" a valid motive?
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on August 21, 2008, 04:51:43 AM
I see no reason for it not to be.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 21, 2008, 04:53:39 AM
*does starwars pun*
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on August 21, 2008, 06:13:36 PM
Whats sad is I saw this on a Marching Band forum a while ago.   Wow Charas is slow now a days.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Almeidaboo on August 22, 2008, 01:56:50 AM
That's Razor people, for God sakes...
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 22, 2008, 09:29:52 AM
At first I thought it was Dragonium's mother, but then I realized that the french are the hairy ones. The british have the bad teeth.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Almeidaboo on August 22, 2008, 01:20:42 PM
LOL, yeah, that's right.

Wait.

The british have the bad teeth or the bad accent?

Yeah, the chinese have the bad teeth man, remember Gary?
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Moosetroop11 on August 22, 2008, 01:57:09 PM
The british have normal accents. Everyone else's is weird!
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Red Fox on August 22, 2008, 02:26:04 PM
Pfff Big foot can't be dead. After all he's immortal and lives in space and only come down to earth every 10 years to feed upon blueberrys in the Swedish forests. Trust me, I've seen him. Year 2012 I shall catch him and earn a googolplex dollars on him.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Archem on August 22, 2008, 06:39:41 PM
The british have normal accents. Everyone else's is weird!
Aiye argreey! Naow all y'all geyit aoun aowtta herr.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Dragonium on August 22, 2008, 06:45:16 PM
At first I thought it was Dragonium's mother, but then I realized that the french are the hairy ones. The british have the bad teeth.

Sir is funny.

The british have normal accents. Everyone else's is weird!

Truth. We're like the archetype, everyone else has developed accents and we just don't have them.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Archem on August 22, 2008, 07:07:08 PM
Germanic English is accentless. The British have accents!

Too bad I don't speak the Germanic English, or I'd totally pwn you doods.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Meiscool-2 on August 22, 2008, 09:04:46 PM
Pfff Big foot can't be dead. After all he's immortal and lives in space and only come down to earth every 10 years to feed upon blueberrys in the Swedish forests.

Just like Donny Most?

The british have the bad teeth or the bad accent?

Yeah, the chinese have the bad teeth man, remember Gary?

Neither of them have heard of toothpaste, so we're both right.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Razor on August 23, 2008, 03:24:23 AM
The British have the best accents ever. I love those accents. And there are so many, too. They are all fun.

Anyway, the original Bigfoot was a hoax. Shouldn't that discredit all subsequent Bigfoots (Bigfeet?)?
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Archem on August 23, 2008, 04:17:36 AM
You'd think so, but apparently not.
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: smokey_locs2002 on August 23, 2008, 02:11:59 PM
Man it wasn't a rubbery suit, it was Berny Mack! (AHAHAHAHAHA, too soon?)
Title: Re: Bigfoot found dead. Body put in freezer.
Post by: Archem on August 23, 2008, 05:54:48 PM
Yeah. Very too soon.