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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: _JeT_ on August 22, 2008, 04:54:59 PM
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Now with its own topic, as requested by Uberpwn_w00t.
Here we will continue to discuss the existence of Archem.
This debate started when we were discussing the bigfoot hoax, and I deemed him as a hoax. If one was to continue reading the topic, Archem even admits to being a hoax, as he stated I'm the best hoax there is.
To refresh one's memory, the only evidence presented to prove the existence of Archem is this photograph [spoiler](http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1618/mythpe3.png)[/spoiler]
Those who refuse the existence of this being, have stated that Archem is either a government conspiracy, created in 1963, and was recently released, by none other than Gemini, Bluhman, and Moosetroop, on the other hand, others simply believe that it is mearly swamp gas. If one is to believe that it was released by the three, previously mentioned, than it could also explain why Gemini has left the site, not because of the problems that he mentioned, but rather, he had to much guilt, and could no longer stand it.
Now. we will continue the debate of the identity of this "Archem".
Discuss.
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Archem exists! I saw him once affter I left the Charas pub!
I vow to find the creature and trap him or my name isn't Wobat Jackson!
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But, your name isn't Wobat Jackson.
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To refresh one's memory, the only evidence presented to prove the existence of Archem is this photograph [spoiler](http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/1618/mythpe3.png)[/spoiler]
That's not proof that he's a hoax. That's not even a tenuous form of proof. Proof requires that it proves things.
Besides, that's clearly a weather balloon.
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But, your name isn't Wobat Jackson.
Well..not in this country. Eh heh heh..
Anyway I prepose a chalange, I will go on an expedition, if I find Archem I shall be givin a public apology and
1,000,000$ which I will donate to the charity of the mayor's choice. Deal?
I aready have my Starship the Loyal Dewback a slightly modified version of a YT-1300. All I need is a crew. So I ask you, do you want money fame and the chance to spit in the face of the world? Then join me and i'll give you all of those things and a 25% cut when we find the beast!
Oh yeah and a free Wii.
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That's not proof that he's a hoax. That's not even a tenuous form of proof. Proof requires that it proves things.
I never said the photo proves that it's a hoax, I said that the photo is the only thing presented, in an attempt to prove its existence.
It's similar to the photos of Nessy and Big Foot, and by that I mean it is a photo, which could be of anything, and passed off as an attempt to prove something. There is no proof that it is real, and by it, I mean Archem, and I desire an acceptable photo, or video, and not anything like the so-called evidence of Nessy and Bigfoot.
Besides, that's clearly a weather balloon.
I think it's the Northern Lights. :P
And Fish, you're on!
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Guys, this is Unmod stuff. I have my eye on it and my phasers set to pwn. Might be a good time to do something constructive. :P
It's okay guys, I think we're covering this up well.
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Guys, this is Unmod stuff. I have my eye on it and my phasers set to pwn. Might be a good time to do something constructive. :P
It's okay guys, I think we're covering this up well.
Sorry ,Master. Please don't feed me to the bears again, i'll be good.
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(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/aircraft1.png)
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(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/aircraft1.png)
How does he fly? He has no wings!
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Secret government anti-gravity project.
Guys, this is Unmod stuff. I have my eye on it and my phasers set to pwn. Might be a good time to do something constructive. :P
It's okay guys, I think we're covering this up well.
YOU CAN'T SUPPRESS THE TRUTH, MAN! Ain't it just like you government pigs to try and keep a secret from the masses! A big secret! Like that alien space craft in Roswell! Tell the truth, man!
But no, it's a fun little community joke. I don't see a problem with it as long as we don't start any serious spam.
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This just in a local man claims Archem is living in his pool.
We'll update you as more infromation becomes availible.
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Yeah, I'm going to let this live, purely out of morbid curiosity. No spammin' though.
Now move along, all of you. Nothing to see here. *Puts on shades*
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Time? *fades out of existence*
Anyways...
Location confirmed!
what are you all smoking lol
Archem is in my lake eating a fish
i may get some chip's and some pop
to keep him happy
so you all can see him
It's from lonewolf, so you know it's true!
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It's from lonewolf, so you know it's true!
That can easily be explained. It is a government worker passing off, and pretending to be like, Archem, or what one would think he would act like. It is like the people who dress up as famous dictators, and pretend to be executed. (Don't criticize me, that was a good paying job!)
If you can provide a good photo, and have it approved by me, and an unrelated third party, I may believe in you, Archem.
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How does he fly? He has no wings!
Did you even get the reference? I'm ashamed of you.
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That can easily be explained. It is a government worker passing off, and pretending to be like, Archem, or what one would think he would act like. It is like the people who dress up as famous dictators, and pretend to be executed. (Don't criticize me, that was a good paying job!)
If you can provide a good photo, and have it approved by me, and an unrelated third party, I may believe in you, Archem.
Somehow, him talking to an Archem, about how an Archem doesn't exist is rather strange....
EDIT: and if it really is a government worker... why refer to him as Archem later?
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This might blow yo mind, but in reality, Archem is a real life Latino boy!
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:o
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This might blow yo mind, but in reality, Archem is a real life aircraft built by mexicans!
Fixed.
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*Makes a cult where Archem is a God*
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*Makes a cult where Archem is a God*
Oh, do I get a cult? No, I don't. That is all kinds of unfair.
Archem still hasn't told you about me and him. He bows to my orders, if you get me.
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I have proof he exists! His soul is here in this gem.
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Da proof
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Oh, do I get a cult? No, I don't. That is all kinds of unfair.
Archem still hasn't told you about me and him. He bows to my orders, if you get me.
That is quite disturbing. o.o
And I'll join the dragonium worshiping cult.
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Oh, do I get a cult? No, I don't. That is all kinds of unfair.
Archem still hasn't told you about me and him. He bows to my orders, if you get me.
Do you really want a cult? I don't think so. I'll make one if you really want one.
Plus, not everyone can have a cult, if they did, what's the point?
I have proof he exists! His soul is here in this gem.
So? You have a gem for me, but I never had a soul :P
(http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=23745.0;attach=28526;image)
Da proof
How come it lacks shading, and why doesn't the shadow on the ground match?
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HOW'S COME URE FUNNY BONE IS BROKENED???
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HOW'S COME URE FUNNY BONE IS BROKENED???
Surgically removed.
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Excerpt from Mass of our Lord Dragonium:
Nostrum animus exsisto vestri secundum nex, quod pro totus infinitio.
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.
Vita est nusquam vacuus cultus vobis, palma, quod nostrum ago ut haud voluntas vacuus vestri presentia.
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.
Vobis permissum mihi exsisto gauisus quod voluntarius ut tribuo vitualamen ut vestri mos.
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.
Vestri causa est valde quod ego sum gratanter ut tribuo vita vobis quod vestri palma.
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.
Meus Senior, audite meus votum quod repleo mihi per vestri mos.
Palma vobis, nostrum deus Dragonium, quod nostrum ago exsisto ut vestri mos.
Ego perfectus nefas obviam vos quod Ego profiteor vobis meus senior.
Senior misericordia mihi , meus senior Dragonium valde misericordia mihi.
Ego oro pro misericordia pro meus vita.
Senior misericordia mihi , meus senior Dragonium valde misericordia mihi.
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You're wasting your time. Archem is our only Angry Sea Monster God.
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He's an angry something all right.
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c105/Meiscool2/Archem.png)
aww
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Aww...
But on a more serious/less offensive note, why would the government hide the existence of Archem (or, as certain top secret documents refer to it, "Project A")? Does it have something to do with national security? Perhaps a biological weapon? What?
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Because the government wants to keep all the nice things to themselves.
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Or it is an embarassing failure.
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Unlikely. The government announces all its embarrassing failures about ten years after the fact. They sugarcoat it to sound like it was too successful, and they neglect to mention the naughty bits, but they announce it anyways.
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That's exactly why everyone didn't find out about the Archem by the government.
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If Archem wasn't a failure, why is there an Archem2?
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Questions instead of answers. Isn't that just like the government during a conspiracy/cover up?
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Damnit. My cover has been blown.
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I believed in Archem before it was cool!!!
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[spoiler][TOPSECRETANONYMOUS]It is said that you can see Archem hidden in one of the Charas forum banners.[/TOPSECRETANONYMOUS][/spoiler]
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There's a top secret to be found, then!
EDIT: I found him!
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1989/19446311om1.png)
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There's a top secret to be found, then!
EDIT: I found him!
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1989/19446311om1.png)
Dirt on the lens. No creature can be the exact size between the Menu and the platform! I would know, I was there.
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There's a top secret to be found, then!
EDIT: I found him!
[spoiler][TOPSECRETANONYMOUS]That one is obvious, there is another Archem on another Banner. [/TOPSECRETANONYMOUS][/spoiler]
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Found him. Hiding behind the big castle in this one.
(http://www.charas-project.net/forum/Themes/Charas_Blue/images/banner2.png)
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Found him.
[TOPSECRETANONYMOUS]Correct [/TOPSECRETANONYMOUS]
Feel free to reap my soul.
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[TOPSECRETANONYMOUS]Correct [/TOPSECRETANONYMOUS]
Feel free to reap my soul.
That's it, I'm finding some firefox plugin or something to enlarge text.
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That's it, I'm finding some firefox plugin or something to enlarge text.
Just copy it to notepad, it'll enlarge the text automactly.
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Just copy it to notepad, it'll enlarge the text automactly.
I'm aware, I just shouldn't have to have notepad open when I go on this site. Once or twice was funny, but now it's just annoying.
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I'm aware, I just shouldn't have to have notepad open when I go on this site. Once or twice was funny, but now it's just annoying.
That's because it's a top-secret matter.
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YOOS UR IS DOOD!!!!11!
It's written like that to hide top secret government secrets.
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That doesn't make it less annoying.
Government is annoying. I say we should get rid of it.
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But then who will hide horrifying secrets from us? Secrets like JFK's true assassin?
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That doesn't make it less annoying.
Government is annoying. I say we should get rid of it.
No, the government is looking out for our well being, and protect the m***es.
They govern us, and in return, just want us to be happy, and rich with money. You should be enlisting in your nation's military. Join the army, and kill your country's enemies, in all good will. The military needs you, to help it achieve its goal.
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No, the government is looking out for our well being, and protect the m***es.
They govern us, and in return, just want us to be happy, and rich with money. You should be enlisting in your nation's military. Join the army, and kill your country's enemies, in all good will. The military needs you, to help it achieve its goal.
That is the biggest win I have ever seen in my entire internet life.
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Agreed.
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I like how it censored most of the word "masses". :)
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m-ass-es. Yep.
And in return for handing over your soul, Prpl, I shall grant you the ability to cast dark magic.
*Prpl_Mage learns the spell Midnight Spear*
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No, the government is looking out for our well being, and protect the m***es.
They govern us, and in return, just want us to be happy, and rich with money. You should be enlisting in your nation's military. Join the army, and kill your country's enemies, in all good will. The military needs you, to help it achieve its goal.
:'( Thats a work of art.. We should give Jet an award for being the coolest noob on charas ever.
By the way Bluhman, you'll never get my soul gem. I'll fight you for it, and lightsaber beats gun any day of the week.
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:'( Thats a work of art.. We should give Jet an award for being the coolest noob on charas ever.
NEWB! NOT "NOOB"!
There's a difference, trust me.
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NEWB! NOT "NOOB"!
There's a difference, trust me.
Sorry itnernet slang has never been my best skill.
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:'( Thats a work of art.. We should give Jet an award for being the coolest boob on charas ever.
FIX'D
Also, you may have seen my latest "art" work, in the Off-Topic game. To comment on the crap, without losing points, here it is again.
[spoiler](http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s337/SpencerOppressor/1comic-1.jpg)[/spoiler]
And the noob at the end is not some one on this forum... <_< >_>What?
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Still epic win, that comic is.
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There's also evidence in the form of audio. While searching for the elusive Archem in remote locations of Africa, one of the researchers caught video footage of the Archem. Unfortunately, he was so frightened he fell into a bog and the video was ruined. Though the bog contaminants did alter the audio a little bit, it was restored to near perfection. Be warned, what you are about to hear might not be appropriate for all audiences.
http://www.box.net/shared/g6yk1yql0b (http://www.box.net/shared/g6yk1yql0b)
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(http://i509.photobucket.com/albums/s337/SpencerOppressor/Iggins.jpg)
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There's also evidence in the form of audio. While searching for the elusive Archem in remote locations of Africa, one of the researchers caught video footage of the Archem. Unfortunately, he was so frightened he fell into a bog and the video was ruined. Though the bog contaminants did alter the audio a little bit, it was restored to near perfection. Be warned, what you are about to hear might not be appropriate for all audiences.
http://www.box.net/shared/g6yk1yql0b (http://www.box.net/shared/g6yk1yql0b)
Lol.