Charas-Project
Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: smokey_locs2002 on August 23, 2008, 02:21:51 PM
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I just found out one of my friends I've known for 10yrs has Asthma and
I was like "God Damn... I didn't know that..."
Then me and my other friends started talking about our issues with our body,
one friend has a hole in his brain that's getting bigger,
another is allergic to Copper.
and last one is diabetic.
So that gave me the idea to start this topic!!!
What plagues my body is...
I have Asthma.
I'm allergic to pollen.
I don't react to pain the same way as most people, I feel it it just doesn't freak me out or make me quit what I'm doing.
I have a bad back. (From fighting)
and I have Rage Blackouts (Mostly when I fight) Which means I get so mad to the point to where I don't care about my well being and I don't remember what I did.
NEXT!!
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I don't react to pain the same way as most people, I feel it it just doesn't freak me out or make me quit what
Same.
But add:
Barely notice the fact that it's warm/cold untill I feel the sweat dripping down my arms and noticing my red ears and nose in the mirror.
I don't need medication either. Makes no difference for me, headaches doesn't bother me after these 5 years of constant pain. Painkillers just tastes bad, it's not like I need anything for internal pain anyway and I don't get tipsy from it like most people. It's like I've become immune to the stuff anyway. I don't feel any difference anyway.
And then I got this cool eye disease that really does nothing but makes me look like I'm lord Sidius or something. The get red, as in; the white becomes red.
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Yah.....
I got nuthin'.
Except the fact I Sneeze at least 30 times a day. Apparently I'm allergic to air.
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Im allergic to radio music, but that doesnt count does it. Otherwise absolutely nothing.
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Asthma (but I don't take anything for it. Weird...).
Dust and dust mite allergy.
Peanut allergy (but I eat 'em anyway).
I think I've developed a chocolate allergy, since I react the same way to it as I do to peanuts. Just like with peanuts, though, I still eat chocolate.
High pain tolerance (I still feel it, it still hurts pretty bad, but unless it's a sharp, piercing pain, I don't really care).
I wear glasses for... Something. I think it's short sightedness.
Standard case of American (and Houstonian) obesity.
I think that's it.
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Nothing son. I fuckin rock this joint.
Acutally the green jolly ranchers make me cough while I'm sucking on them. Only the green ones though.
My girl is allergic to caffeine and two other really long words.
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I kinda have asthma but it's very weak... I only really get it when swimming and it's not bad enough to give me an attack.
Oh yeah my nose is rubbishly designed. Once I get a cold I keep it for months, and any colds I catch afterwards add to the problem. I had an ongoing cold for at least two years once. I'm a lot better than I was (I'm no longer that guy who always looks ill XD) but it still bugs me.
And I have a problem where I get a stomach ache thing every now again which hurts like hell and nothing I do makes it more comfortable. So I just have to take painkillers and sit it out... Takes a day and a night usually, which sucks >.> I've been to the doctors a few times about it but they can't work out what it is XD I doubt it's serious after all this time though.
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Pollen allergy.
Massive insomnia.
I hardly ever get ill.
Barely notice the fact that it's warm/cold untill I feel the sweat dripping down my arms and noticing my red ears and nose in the mirror.
I'm pretty much the same, only I really just have a high threshold for temperature. I can sit in a baking hot room in summer without even taking my jacket off, when everyone else is stripping off and running out to get ice cream. Same deal with cold. I just put up with it.
Pretty much it.
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I kinda have asthma but it's very weak... I only really get it when swimming and it's not bad enough to give me an attack.
That means you're out of shape, not that you have asthma.
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Massive insomnia.
Oh, add that to mine.
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I have a mild form of torrents. Other than that I'm good.
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Can't see out of one eye.
The cold doesn't bother me, I could go outside in the snow, in nothing but my boxers, and it wouldn't bother me. (That actually happened...)
Also, by looking in a medical dictionary... I seem to have every type of Cancer, Hepatitis, Polio, and SARs :o
Of course I could just be paranoid...
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I was diagnosed with Asperger's, but that's a fake illness.
I have the real, actually need to use my inhaler once a week, Asthma. Not this 'I can leave my inhaler at home 'cause I never use it' Asthma.
I was also diagnosed with ADD, but that's another fake disease leading to a daily consumption of a pill that killed my youth and turned me into a zombie.
But most noticable, I have a wierd tendency to either twirl my hair between my fingers or to pull a bit in my mouth and begin swirling it with my tongue. It is beyond my control, happening on impulse. I don't even notice I'm doing it until I've been doing it for about five minutes.
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Allergic to Penicillin (the anti-biotic) Which sucks.
Uh, I have glasses (near-sighted)
Insomnia... oh, and I think I'm allergic to dogs (short hair, but not long haired ones. wtf?).
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I was diagnosed with Asperger's, but that's a fake illness.
I have the real, actually need to use my inhaler once a week, Asthma. Not this 'I can leave my inhaler at home 'cause I never use it' Asthma.
I was also diagnosed with ADD, but that's another fake disease leading to a daily consumption of a pill that killed my youth and turned me into a zombie.
But most noticable, I have a wierd tendency to either twirl my hair between my fingers or to pull a bit in my mouth and begin swirling it with my tongue. It is beyond my control, happening on impulse. I don't even notice I'm doing it until I've been doing it for about five minutes.
Ed, you win for being the first person to totally agree with me about fake diseases being fake. Can we add clinical depression to the list?
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I have a tumor in my head :D
Also worth note:
Slightly deformed chest
Asthma (light)
Not medical but still, Autism
Arthritis
Chronic Migraines
Permanently partially dislocated shoulders (they pop out)
Ichthyosis (otherwise known as genetically dry skin)
Really, really, really high metabolism
Yup
I'm a sick bastard
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They tell me my heart is all fucked up and call it, Left Transposition of the Great Artery LTGA, for short. It's not so much a disease rather a birth defect. Luckily, and most uncommonly, my heart corrected itself before birth. All it means is my heart valves aren't where they should be, my heart leaks minute traces of blood, and something about my electrical system being backwards. (so when they hook me up to EKG's or whatever, the lines aren't where they're supposed to be and it practically reads that I'm dead. Any doctor that doesn't know what I have is always baffled to no end.)
It sounds a lot more serious than it is though. I take some pills, may need surgery in the future, and I blame my ridiculous skinniness on this as well, but other than that... I'm healthy.
:P :D
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But most noticable, I have a wierd tendency to either twirl my hair between my fingers or to pull a bit in my mouth and begin swirling it with my tongue. It is beyond my control, happening on impulse. I don't even notice I'm doing it until I've been doing it for about five minutes.
Have it ever occured to you that that might be solved by cutting your hair?
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Have it ever occured to you that that might be solved by cutting your hair?
No, that's stupid. Stupid Grandy.
something about my electrical system being backwards. (so when they hook me up to EKG's or whatever, the lines aren't where they're supposed to be and it practically reads that I'm dead. Any doctor that doesn't know what I have is always baffled to no end.)
This is awesome.
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Minor paranoia,
I freak out when I'm too hot,
I have some vision problems (but I don't have glasses :\ )
I think that's about it. I'm relatively normal physically.
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Hmm...
This electrical thingy sounds interesting...
And another thing to add to my list:
My eye's flip the hell out sometimes,
I go all unfocused and then it refocuses again really fast.
It's alot more painful then it sounds.
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Ed, you win for being the first person to totally agree with me about fake diseases being fake. Can we add clinical depression to the list?
Yes, yes, oh god yes!
Have it ever occured to you that that might be solved by cutting your hair?
No. Just no.
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Ed, you win for being the first person to totally agree with me about fake diseases being fake. Can we add clinical depression to the list?
Clinical depression is caused by chemical imbalances in the brain or hormonal disturbance. It's real. The " clinical depression" that many emo kids suffer from is actually called "being sad about stuff".
I get crushing downers a lot, but I'm fairly sure that's because the people around me are faggots who keep causing problems that I'm required to solve.
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I'm fairly sure that's because the people around me are faggots who keep causing problems that I'm required to solve.
Story of my life.
Real depression is real, depression requiring medication is fake.
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Real depression is real, depression requiring medication is fake.
Surely that should be the other way around?
With proper clinical depression you need drugs to even out the imbalances and such. Fake depression, ie "being sad about stuff" goes away on its own once you discover that you have a penis and the internet and you don't need anyone else.
Or something.
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Both sides of my family have chemical imbalances in the brain.
My dad's side has Manic Depression and my mother's side has Bipolar Disorder
Luckily for me I got hit with the full brunt of both!
Random rage flashes are SO fun...
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My dad's side has Manic Depression and my mother's side has Bipolar Disorder
Those are the same thing.
Manic depression is the old name, bipolar disorder is the new version.
Foil'd.
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They are technically different things, although both are in the same bipolar spectrum
My dad gets different kinds of episodes then my mom
My dad gets sad, my mom just freaks the hell out
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bipolar_disorder
Also called bipolar affective mood disorder until recently, the current name is of fairly recent origin and refers to the cycling between high and low episodes; it has replaced the older term manic-depressive illness coined by Emil Kraepelin (1856–1926) in the late nineteenth century.[1] The new term is designed to avoid the social stigma associated with the conflation of "manic" and "depression."
PINGAS
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Weird...
That was the same article I looked at for awhile trying to figure out what to say next...
What I was trying to say is that my dad and me mum both have different kinds of bipolar disorders and I got hit with both of them at full speed
And I got that notion from the fact that my dad's pills say "Used to treat Manic Depression" or something like that on the bottle.
So yes, you win
Congrats
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Heh, some of you people just seem to like being sick to get some attention. My grandma is just like that, she always makes new diseases up, takes a lot of medicine and stuff. If one talks to her for more than 1 munite, you feel like killing yourself. I decided to ignore any kind of complain that comes from her when it comes to pain, feeling ill or so, just because she's been playing this game for too long and will face the consequences of it. It's just that lesson of the kid that always fakes to be drown on the pool. One day he'll reaççy drown, and no one will care.
As for me, I got nothing. I do use glasses, but that doesn't really plague my body, I actually look better with them. Maybe I could say....let's see...I'm addicted to candy. Is that REALLY a disease? I can't stop myself from eating candy, it's really outta control ^^
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Ugh, my sisters like that
No-one believes her when she says she's sick anymore
I think she set a record at my High School for sick day's
The only thing that people don't often believe about me is that I get headaches.
Which I don't really understand, seeing as how I have a brain tumor -_-
People confuse me
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Constant sniffles.
CONSTANT
SNIFFLES
****
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Oh, I might also have an allergy for the smoke that comes from incense. Sucks because at church I have to hold the damn thing.
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I'm addicted to hardstyle, if that counts for anything.
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Oh, I might also have an allergy for the smoke that comes from incense. Sucks because at church I have to hold the damn thing.
Oh, right. Smoke allergy. Breathing completely ceases when in the presence of someone who's smoking.
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not that band. Just my nose and throat get a irritated. I forgot to put slight
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Hmm, yes. It's pretty bad for me. Like, I hate almost any type or aerosol spray, because that kills me, too.
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That means you're out of shape, not that you have asthma.
XD I may well be out of shape but it doesn't change the fact that I was diagnosed with slight asthma.
To be honest, it's so barely there that I wouldn't have included it, but at the time the topic seemed to be leaning towards asthma.
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Holy ish! This topic got big quickly :o
I forgot I even made it. lol
Though I read everything and a thought came to me.
Whats your addiction?
(BESIDES VIDEO GAMES!!)
I'm addicted to fighting.
I rather fight than have sex and alcohol.
Idk why I enjoy fighting so much but when I get a chance to my eyes tear up and I can feel my hairs standing up and I can feel my body temp go up.
I love the feeling.
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The closest thing I can think of is that it often seems like I'm rather paranoid. I often will duck behind a tree when a car drives by, not suddenly but just make my way over. I'll often duck underneath parked car windows. I'll go to my window to see if anyone is trying to climb in the yard. When I'm outside I can't walk more than about 2 minutes without checking behind me. Can't stand in the same direction for 30 seconds. I have an involuntary motion where I check my back pocket for my wallet, though I've gotten it down where it doesn't look like I'm expressly checking it as I do it so often. I'm not manic and hallucinating or anything so it's nothing more than a minor inconvenience to me, not something I worry about. And hell, just cause you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
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I also have OCD. I have to do things in balanced and even sets. That makes it a bit awkward for me to walk at times, especially when the patterns of the floor aren't regular. It also makes playing some games a bit difficult, and many friends get annoyed when they see some of the things I do.
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Oh, well since we are listing fake problems, I also have AHDD, OCD, ED, Nearsightedness, and lactose intolerance.
MAN I'm messed up.
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I also have OCD. I have to do things in balanced and even sets. That makes it a bit awkward for me to walk at times, especially when the patterns of the floor aren't regular. It also makes playing some games a bit difficult, and many friends get annoyed when they see some of the things I do.
If you can get by without doing something like that and not feel panicked its not really OCD but just a quirk. If you're OCD, you would psychologically be unable to move if say, you had to step only on red tiles that were 12 feet across. You'd be unable to move :/
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I pretty much am. It's really hard to explain the patterns (they're not just things like "don't step on cracks" or "step on only one type of color"), but they're pretty much necessary.
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I dunno. Clinically OCD people usually do almost all things in patterns. I have an OCD friend on msn, who I know in person and can confirm his disorder, and you type nothing like him.
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That's dandy. I have control over my ability to type, it would seem.
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I'm near sighted, so I wear glasses. I also have some psychological disorders that I promised Meis I wouldn't mention again. Also: I'm double-jointed.
Finally, I get white spots on my skin if I'm in the sun. It doesn't really matter if I'm in the sun for a long time or not; sunlight gives me white spots on my arms or back.
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Oh yeah, I totally forgot. I wear glasses and am double jointed as well. I'm double jointed in my thumb and my ankle. The thumb one is just weird, the ankle is great for hacky sack.
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I also have ... ED
Intended or not, that was funny to me.
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Arched temples. Supposed to stop you doing various sports, up yours biology! I can run for miles and I'm nearly a black-belt! :D
Bad back and neck.
Eczema.
Used to have a stammer... that's less of a bodily thing though.
One of my mates has Dyslexia, dyspraxia, asthma, pluracy, allergy to nealy every food, colourblindness, ADD and just about anything else mother nature created. I feel really sorry for him, really!
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dyslexia sucks
its weird when your reading something and the letters switch around
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XD I may well be out of shape but it doesn't change the fact that I was diagnosed with slight asthma.
To be honest, it's so barely there that I wouldn't have included it, but at the time the topic seemed to be leaning towards asthma.
Like a dude in a white coat telling you "You have asthma", and putting a note if it in your medical folder, or did your mom just tell you that?
I'm not trying to be a dick, I'm just asking, because EVERYONES mom, bar none, tries to tell them they have "very slight asthma".
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I can get my shoulder out of place pretty easily. Which makes it hard to do stretches. I can take a picture if needed.
That would completely suck, Fruck.
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Im incredibly attractive.
Its quite the curse.
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That would completely suck, Fruck.
it doesn't really
its not enough to screw around with my reading
if anything its just a minor really cool inconvenience type thing
I can get my shoulder out of place pretty easily. Which makes it hard to do stretches. I can take a picture if needed.
i can do that to
i got shut in a hydraulic bus door
it sucked
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My body is perfect.
When the fock did smokey locs come back?!
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When did you come back?
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When did butter become margarine???
i got shut in a hydraulic bus door
it sucked
You mean those things that go two miles per hour and can be easily pushed open with your hands?
Ouch
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My body is perfect.
When the fock did smokey locs come back?!
The ****'s up red? Now we just need Reain and gandragora.
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When did butter become margarine???
You mean those things that go two miles per hour and can be easily pushed open with your hands?
Ouch
no those ones that close with about 80 pounds of pressure, and forcibly pop your arm out of your shoulder
it sucked
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I got asthma... they told me I would forever be attached to the machine. I kinda realized that my asthma was getting worse. Stopped using it and haven't had an attack since.
Cat hair and dust makes me sneeze and tickles my throat.
I also have the "Blues" as they sometimes call it.
I get summercolds.
If it's too cold, my knees hurt real bad.
I use to get cramps in my legs.
I also bleed every month. (beat that Meiscool!!)
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Lets see here...
Asthma
I'm allergic to bananas (makes my chest hurt and my throat swell and itch) and lets see.. cucumbers! but I still eat those as it's not really that bad.
Aspirin. It kills me.
I guess I have some joint problems, ankles and knees mainly. And I used to smoke too many.
Garden variety allergies, meh.
And I loooove hydrocodone and similar narcotics =D
Edit: also, two of my fingers have no nerves (one has partial) due to a small mishap involving a knife, my telephone ringing and a refridgerator door with a mind of it's own. ... I'll save that story for a later day hehe. The nerves don't have full feeling, but somehow they still cause a lot of pain ..more or less at random. But it's been some years now, so they're about as good as they'll be. Hell, I can type right.
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Wow...
Erm, crappy...
Meaning the nerve thing...
That's happened to my friend, although he doesn't have an interesting story
He's just stupid and closed a knife on his hand
Anyways, I don't understand how I failed to put this up here, but my sister has sent me to the emergency room at least 5 times in my lifetime
She's almost cut off my fingers with a door
She has split open my chin, giving me permanent scars
And she has hit my door with a humongous AC power adapter
All of which happened before I turned five
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This devolved into a pissing contest didn't it? Well I obviously win this as I can't even piss.
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Yup
You win
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You sure your sister doesn't want to KILL you? o.0
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I also bleed every month. (beat that Meiscool!!)
Oh, I'll beat it. I'll beat it silly to your picture tonight.
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You sure your sister doesn't want to KILL you? o.0
I've asked her many many times
She always looks at me with shifty eyes then mumbles no
*insert twilight zone music here*
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LOL! Give her back her damn Ken doll!
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I have a scar from where I was chemically burned at the age of, like, 3. Very few people have seen it as it is usually obscured... by clothing.
[spoiler](http://data-allocine.blogomaniac.fr/mdata/4/7/8/Z20050313212430647991874/img/two_face_piece.jpg)[/spoiler]
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Nothing son. I fuckin rock this joint.
Acutally the green jolly ranchers make me cough while I'm sucking on them. Only the green ones though.
My girl is allergic to caffeine and two other really long words.
I cough on the green ones, too. Used to have bee allergies, but don't really know anymore.
Other than that, I'm only allergic to a few obscure chemicals/medicines. Ah well.
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I have a condition called calx tergum. See, it's a condition where the muscles in the body suddenly loccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccGOD DAMMI(#&$($#@&%*)(@#%@&@@... They lock upp.
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I'm allergic to bees and a weird type of cinnamon?? don't know..but I got some cooled wax from this cinnamon candle on my face and It burned and bloated up =P...
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LOL! Give her back her damn Ken doll!
Sad thing with that is she's 18
She still uses the excuse that she was trying to "help" me
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