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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on September 03, 2008, 07:21:02 PM

Title: *Facepalm*
Post by: Grandy on September 03, 2008, 07:21:02 PM: http://www.dailymail.com/News/200809030354

And later on me, Almeida and Lucas try to make our country not to look like a jumgle to foreigners.
Title: Re: *Facepalm*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 03, 2008, 07:22:40 PM: "Oliveira said the woman didn't know the aminals were in her house and she was not arrested."

What?
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Post by: Grandy on September 03, 2008, 07:31:24 PM: I suppose it's possible if you're deaf and blind.
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Post by: drenrin2120 on September 03, 2008, 08:10:15 PM: Jeez, what a crap way to go. 0_0
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Post by: Archem on September 03, 2008, 08:22:29 PM: Alligators? Seriously? How do you not know about these things in your house?

Grandy, no matter what you do, as long as stories like this one exist, nobody will think of your country as more than a jungle with houses speckled through the trees. Go bust out some urban (or, in your case, jungle with houses speckled through the trees) justice!
Title: Re: *Facepalm*
Post by: Dominicy on September 03, 2008, 09:30:52 PM: Quote from: Archem2 on September 03, 2008, 08:22:29 PM
Grandy, no matter what you do, as long as stories like this one exist, nobody will think of your country as more than a jungle with houses speckled through the trees. Go bust out some urban (or, in your case, jungle with houses speckled through the trees) justice!

Urban jungle justice?
Title: Re: *Facepalm*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 03, 2008, 10:08:01 PM: Quote from: drenrin2120 on September 03, 2008, 08:10:15 PM
Jeez, what a crap way to go. 0_0
Being eaten by alligators? I'd say that'd be pretty high on the awesome exit list.
Title: Re: *Facepalm*
Post by: Djanki on September 04, 2008, 01:10:12 AM: Quote from: Moosetroop11 on September 03, 2008, 10:08:01 PM
Being eaten by alligators? I'd say that'd be pretty high on the awesome exit list.

Yeah; that's how Steve Irwin should've gone. That, or a failed skydiving accident while playing 'Free Bird' on a flaming guitar with six Cuban cigars in his mouth...
Title: Re: *Facepalm*
Post by: Moosetroop11 on September 04, 2008, 01:29:48 AM: Now we're talking.
Title: Re: *Facepalm*
Post by: Archem on September 04, 2008, 03:47:37 AM: Yep, that's how I'm dying. It's confirmed.

And my funeral will be wicked awesome, too.
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 04, 2008, 05:57:43 AM: I have a T-rex in my basement but I don't know it.
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Post by: Archem on September 04, 2008, 06:40:25 AM: Then how are you aware that there's a T-Rex in your basement?
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Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 04, 2008, 07:48:33 AM: Call it a hunch.
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Post by: Archem on September 04, 2008, 07:59:33 PM: A damn good hunch, I might imagine!
Title: Re: *Facepalm*
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 04, 2008, 08:01:43 PM: Quote from: drenrin2120 on September 03, 2008, 08:10:15 PM
Jeez, what a crap way to go. 0_0

i see a pun here.

A CRAP way to go.

...>.>
Title: Re: *Facepalm*
Post by: Emerates on September 04, 2008, 08:06:01 PM: I would like to sky-dive into my funeral. That's obviously not the topic at hand, but it's shifted summat...

Imagine, some awesome 90-year-old rocker with long white hair sky-diving into his own casket.... and exploding from the impact. Everyone would remember that for years to come! And also traumatization would occur.

But alligators, no. **** alligators.
Title: Re: *Facepalm*
Post by: Meiscool-2 on September 04, 2008, 10:13:38 PM: Poop jokes are always in good taste.