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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on November 12, 2008, 04:15:42 PM

Title: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 12, 2008, 04:15:42 PM
Quite a few of them latelly.

Is this place fated to meet the same end as Star-Scape?
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dominicy on November 12, 2008, 04:50:28 PM
'The hell's Star-Scape?  Also, I say it's Gemini.  They started popping up right after he mentioned no one remembering the fun trolls - something tells me it's not coincidence. *Suspicious glare*
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Drace on November 12, 2008, 05:29:31 PM
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

Star-Scape Episode 1 of 1

After having battled the evil wizard Alex for world-power, the noble User nicknamed Red Giant needed his own domain. After searching through the depths of space and time, he got ahold of the power of Star-Scape. Helped by his sidekicks White Dwarf and Drace Phoenix, they built up an empire with several others as a rebellion against those who use the universe power of The Internet for evil. But during their rebellion, the darkside of The Internet lurked through many hearts. This resulted in the creation of bots, users of The Internet who have no mind of themselves anymore. During a long and troublesome battle in Star-Scape the noble User and leader of the Star-Scape, Red Giant, passed away trying to save his kind. White Dwarf stepped up to be his successor, but the bots would not give up their evil ways. Battles after battles took place until Star-Scape was overwhelmed by these foul creatures. Being out numbered by a hunderd against one, White Dwarf decided to disband the Star-Scape in order to confuse the bots and send them in another direction. Several of the brave Users came back to the Charas under the power of Alex in seek refugee and the bots seemed to have faded away.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: White Dwarf on November 12, 2008, 05:31:44 PM
We did kick ***.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 12, 2008, 05:41:47 PM
It's funny how White aways pop up when we mention him.

>.>

<.<

Candlejack.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Drace on November 12, 2008, 05:44:36 PM
Well, he only pops up when I link him something. He's my little bitch.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: White Dwarf on November 12, 2008, 05:50:06 PM
It's funny how White aways pop up when we mention him.

I'm physic, Drace lies.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 12, 2008, 06:00:10 PM
I haven't noticed the bots...
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dragonium on November 12, 2008, 06:33:48 PM
There's been three.

Get back in your radiation shelter, Grandy. Also your tinfoil hat looks silly.

EDIT: This was my 3000th post. And I was poking fun at Grandy. Huzzah!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Cerebus on November 12, 2008, 07:00:42 PM
Didn't notice them either until I checked the junk-bin. I like how that Viagra one starts: "I'm rather fat woman..."
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 12, 2008, 07:10:45 PM
There's been three.

 That's three more than we ever had since I first came here. And in less than a week.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Red Fox on November 12, 2008, 08:14:47 PM
Aawww I miss star-scape.

I only seen that obama bot so far...
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dragonium on November 12, 2008, 08:42:00 PM
That's three more than we ever had since I first came here. And in less than a week.

Uh... what?

Three in one week is indeed unusual, but there have always been bots. >_>
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 12, 2008, 09:26:03 PM
... I've never noticed them before. >.>
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Razor on November 12, 2008, 09:50:20 PM
That's because us staff folk do a good job.
Why, there might even be a bot IN YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW but you wouldn't notice. Not after all the drugs we've slipped you.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Cerebus on November 12, 2008, 10:17:18 PM
And you dare say you do a good job!?
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 12, 2008, 10:22:14 PM
That's because us staff folk do a good job.
Why, there might even be a bot IN YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW but you wouldn't notice. Not after all the drugs we've slipped you.

That does explain why my avatar seems to high.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 13, 2008, 12:52:04 AM
Why, there might even be a bot IN YOUR HAIR RIGHT NOW but you wouldn't notice.
This is especially true for me. And Dragonium. And a few others.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 13, 2008, 05:07:23 PM
Lucas, you're wearing a hat.

That's like a field force against bots.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Drace on November 13, 2008, 05:31:24 PM
You mean a forcefield.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 13, 2008, 09:00:26 PM
You mean a forcefield.

Shut up.

But wouldnt they hide under the hair? Wouldnt know though, I am not a bot expert. Hat does not protects against fleas though, my head is full of them.
>.<

Fleas = Pulga, não piolho.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 13, 2008, 11:41:49 PM
But wouldnt they hide under the hair? Wouldnt know though, I am not a bot expert. Hat does not protects against fleas though, my head is full of them.
>.<
Fleabag.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Djanki on November 14, 2008, 12:57:30 AM
It's funny how White aways pop up when we mention him.

>.>

<.<

Candlejack.

Don't do that, bro! Seriously, Candlejack will show up and take you away if you say his na
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 14, 2008, 01:12:04 AM
GOD DAMMIT I am sick of everyone using that stupid Candlejack crap. It's not fu
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Cerebus on November 14, 2008, 01:22:31 AM
Who's Candlejack? What the hell di

Edit: Sorry, fell off my chair.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 14, 2008, 01:32:09 AM
THIS. (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Candlejack)

Or alternately the wikipedia entry:

Candle Jack (voiced by Jef



Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 14, 2008, 02:58:44 AM
Fags.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dominicy on November 14, 2008, 03:33:04 AM
How did this go from bots to flees to candlejack?  I
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Djanki on November 14, 2008, 05:16:31 PM
Who would have thought that so many people would have caught on with it? And there was me thinking that everyone hated memes; now, everyone's saying 'Candlejack' and getting chartered off of a bu
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 14, 2008, 07:55:01 PM
Fags.

Are cigarettes. Or slang for homosexuals.

Conversely, a faggot is a bundle of something.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dominicy on November 15, 2008, 12:40:38 AM
In that case, I am now the self-appointed master of faggots of cheese.

....My eyes....
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: fruckert on November 15, 2008, 04:58:46 AM
I am so confused
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 05:23:40 AM
Welcome to my world.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 15, 2008, 11:46:47 AM
Two more bots.

Or 1, if that swedish girl isn't one. But I think it is.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 15, 2008, 10:00:50 PM
We have bots?
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 15, 2008, 10:01:37 PM
Might i just say that the bot who posted the "i just got laid off" or whatever topic had an awesome quote.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 16, 2008, 02:10:15 AM
By the way, I'm officially Charas' longest running bot. Over three years of spam! I'm bot! Ding! Ding!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 16, 2008, 02:11:04 AM
By the way, I'm officially Charas' longest running bot. Over three years of spam! I'm bot! Ding! Ding!

*deposits quarter.*
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: fruckert on November 16, 2008, 02:31:18 AM
Hehe, funny
And why has their been a sudden influx of bot's recently?
They've only started to pop up exponentially in November
Coincidence?
I think NOT!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 16, 2008, 03:01:27 AM
On an unrelated note, this topic has the banner ad "gay chubby dating." WHAT THE ****.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: fruckert on November 16, 2008, 03:08:15 AM
AHCK!
That's...scary...
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 16, 2008, 03:21:52 AM
On an unrelated note, this topic has the banner ad "gay chubby dating." WHAT THE ****.
I'll respond to that!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 16, 2008, 05:17:09 PM
I'm actually quite happy with seeing some of these hilariously outrageous ads.

For example, the one with lesbians humping and making out is back.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 16, 2008, 05:36:38 PM
Lucky bastard.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Roland_Deschain on November 16, 2008, 05:37:54 PM
I'm actually quite happy with seeing some of these hilariously outrageous ads.

For example, the one with lesbians humping and making out is back.

I have that one too. the gay chubby dating one just CONFUSED me.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Bart_Fatima on November 16, 2008, 06:20:43 PM
What?? All of mine are stupid...they are for online games that look retarded...

damnit... all of these ads are either maple story or a copy of that really bad online game where its 2d and you fight dragons...


I REMEMBER STAR-SCAPE.. i was on there :D
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 16, 2008, 07:39:33 PM
Lesbians making out? Damn, I am turning adblock off.
Lol.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: fruckert on November 17, 2008, 12:13:25 AM
Mine said
"Women toilet
Women skin growing around toilet seat"
...
WTF?!?!?!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 17, 2008, 01:41:33 AM
*sprays soda all over monitor*

That seems like a perfectly reasonable response, except that I wasn't drinking any soda`
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 17, 2008, 05:44:42 AM
Quote
It's funny how White aways pop up when we mention him.

Hm... I wonder...


WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 17, 2008, 07:24:34 PM
Bet that my tinfoil hat is looking more and more useful now, isn't it, Drag?
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dragonium on November 17, 2008, 07:51:50 PM
No.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 17, 2008, 08:04:17 PM
 :(
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: fruckert on November 18, 2008, 12:25:19 AM
I'm surprised I only got one reaction from my Women Seat
That is seriously the weirdest ad I've ever seen
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dragonium on November 19, 2008, 04:21:01 PM
Okay people, if a bot makes a thread, do not post in it. All that does is bump the thread further up the board. It's not worth incurring my almighty wrath for the sake of +1 post count, trust me.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 19, 2008, 07:03:16 PM
Wrath?!

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Seriously, though. Nobody wants to end up like Meiscool.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 20, 2008, 10:50:16 AM
One more bot with porn.


And as such, I rest my case, you guys can't deny there is a major bot invasion on Charas. Make jokes about tinfoil hats and shelters as much as you want.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Drace on November 20, 2008, 11:35:16 AM
I've seen it with my own two eyes. There is in invasion! We need to band together and kill!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 20, 2008, 12:42:54 PM
 *on top of a box in the middle of a square*
 ARE YOU WITH ME?!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Drace on November 20, 2008, 01:30:34 PM
Ywargh!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Cerebus on November 20, 2008, 04:01:56 PM
If I counted well, which may not be the case, there have been about 14 Bots recently.
We must destroy the invaders! I'm loading the CBM Site (Charas to Bot Missile).
Let's win this war!..

It's sad that I can't do much actually...
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dragonium on November 20, 2008, 06:00:31 PM
God people, stop trying to be dramatic. There are some bots. It's more than likely just Meiscool dicking around and signing us up to spamlists. Gawd.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Cerebus on November 20, 2008, 06:06:38 PM
Uhm but drama usually bring the longest threads. Oh well...
But yeah, it's true that it's not much of a problem, I guess... still, 14 in such a short period is quite a lot. But at least they're not doing much, yeah.
And you really think Meiscool would do this?
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dragonium on November 20, 2008, 06:59:20 PM
And you really think Meiscool would do this?

It's childish and ultimately ineffective. What do you think?
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 20, 2008, 08:12:22 PM
It's childish and ultimately ineffective. What do you think?

I think your comments towards Meis with no proof whatsoever are being childish and ultimately ineffective.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Drace on November 20, 2008, 08:44:07 PM
Grandy is right, where is the proof. No proof is no case, I OBJECT!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dragonium on November 20, 2008, 09:18:26 PM
You don't object AFTER you've made your point.

Also, I do not feel that my joking about Meiscool is any more childish than people complaining about some bots as though it's a massively important thing.

You people.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 21, 2008, 01:00:54 AM
Also, I do not feel that my joking about Meiscool is any more childish than people complaining about some bots as though it's a massively important thing.

Well, once the staff does it's job and restores the status quo you can bet I'll shut up.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 21, 2008, 05:23:40 AM
You don't object AFTER you've made your point.

Also, I do not feel that my joking about Meiscool is any more childish than people complaining about some bots as though it's a massively important thing.

You people.
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Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 21, 2008, 01:53:59 PM
Haha! More porn!

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/GrandyGuy/Phil_Ken_Sebben.jpg)
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Drace on November 21, 2008, 02:42:55 PM
1: Oh I don't know. Last time was a bitch.

2: This time is different!

1: Oh, ok.

2: It's not different at all!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 21, 2008, 06:02:11 PM

Haha! Even more porn!

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y41/GrandyGuy/Phil_Ken_Sebben.jpg)
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 21, 2008, 08:41:29 PM
*tin foil hats*
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: fruckert on November 22, 2008, 09:51:31 AM
More pornographic materials have invaded our flying fortress, my fine sirs
Looks like a specific site has targeted us
ONWARD!
TO BATTLE!
*arms self with Banhammer and the Ultima Ratio Regum*
*commences to waste time, explaining that Ultima Ratio Regum means "The Last Argument of Kings", and that King Louie VI had it written on all of his cannons*
*then dons one of Grandys tin hats*
*and a hazmat suit, cuz they cool*

*shows all what Banhammer looks like*
(http://www.rm-r.net/~bri/sa/sa.snappyanswers.com/pics/banhammer.jpg)
*stops rambling, and goes to bed*
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Drace on November 22, 2008, 10:59:17 AM
Maybe they're from RAFFLES! ZOMG ZOMG! LARD WAFFLES ATTACKS US AGAIN!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dominicy on November 22, 2008, 06:25:44 PM
*Takes tin hat with salute*
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: fruckert on November 23, 2008, 11:06:49 PM
For the record, there has been 18 bot posts this month
Thats alot
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dominicy on November 23, 2008, 11:42:41 PM
I'm not here enough any more then.  I 'only' counted about 8
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dragonium on November 27, 2008, 06:16:05 PM
Everyone stop posting in the bot threads. Seriously. Just don't post.

Anyone who posts in a bot thread from now on will be added to my List o' Gays. You are warned.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 27, 2008, 08:00:39 PM
That feels so threatening.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dragonium on November 27, 2008, 08:11:50 PM
It's not like there's any reason to post in a bot thread anyway. Seriously, there is no excuse for HURR DURR YOU ARE A BOT and +1 e-penis.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on November 27, 2008, 08:19:45 PM
Are cigarettes. Or slang for homosexuals.

Conversely, a faggot is a bundle of something.

It is only one letter off from the spainish word for bassoon.  fagot.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Cerebus on November 27, 2008, 09:51:10 PM
Acknowledged. I don't want to be in the "List o' Gays".
And they're somewhat annoying.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 27, 2008, 11:01:29 PM
Everyone stop posting in the bot threads. Seriously. Just don't post.

Anyone who posts in a bot thread from now on will be added to my List o' Gays. You are warned.
*post post post*

It's not like there's any reason to post in a bot thread anyway. Seriously, there is no excuse for HURR DURR YOU ARE A BOT and +1 e-penis.
I'd never want my penis to be too large. How would it fit in my pants?
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 28, 2008, 05:15:55 AM
*post post post*
I'd never want my penis to be too large. How would it fit in my pants?

You could fold it.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 28, 2008, 05:32:51 AM
I don't think it can be folded any more times than it already is!
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Dominicy on November 28, 2008, 05:33:11 AM
I don't want to be on the list of bundles though!! D:

Oh wait you said gay, not faggot >_>
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Grandy on November 29, 2008, 12:39:11 AM
I don't think it can be folded any more times than it already is!

Well, you could cut a few piece of it and donate to the charity.
Title: Re: BOTS!
Post by: Archem on November 30, 2008, 01:56:56 AM
I never donate to charities. They're capable of getting everything they need without my help. If they can't, then they're just lazy.