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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Drace on November 15, 2008, 03:40:36 PM
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Sometimes, when you have nothing to do, you start goofing off. Searching stuff on sites that are irrelevant or like Grandy, looking back on old times. Sometimes, or many times (depending on the person) you'll find something funny that you wish to share. If you got some funny private messages to share that are old like time, do so =D
The one I am going to share is one I got from ZeroKirbyX a long time ago, I think mid to late 2006, forgot to look at the date.
I can not remember the back story anymore, but this is just ridiculous. ZeroKirbyX send me his entire "battle":
ZeroKirbyX: See? You can't come up with a comeback! I win! YEAH! Retard...
Andrew78: No i have been having conversation with X dumbass
ZeroKirbyX: Meh, you didn't reply. If you aren't aware a 'comeback' is, according to Merriam Webster, a comback is: 1: a sharp or witty reply. Meaning that if its not on que then its not witty dumbass. So I win. AAnd don't try to say "I didn't see it". I saw ya lookin at yer pm's in your profile.
Andrew78: yes looking at X's messages not yours so no you didn't butt f*cker
ZeroKirbyX: Actuall, I believe you were the one getting f**ked in the *** you sad, sad, broke little weenie sucking *****.
Andrew78: this is you singing
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
ZeroKirbyX: So I like a lady with a little ***. Is there anything wrong with that?
Andrew78: Yeas because you a sisy prostitute that is a lesbeand
ZeroKirbyX: And again, still no good combacks. Maybe structure it a little more, maybe NOT call me what you can't spell. Maybe put an actual gay song in there. You're just hanging on the ropes right now ya little retard.
Andrew78: It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you beat out 1,000,000 others.
ZeroKirbyX: MUCH BETTER! But it still sucks. Because if you're counting you're own sperm count you're as sterile as a rock.
Andrew78: If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
ZeroKirbyX: And if you're mouth wasn't full of a weenie you could eat a sandwich, but where is this going?
Andrew78: nowhere its becoming a game
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I.... don't get it.
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Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back [RAP,OLD SCHOOL, CLASSIC]
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tzXSky8k22o
i use to like this song in the good old's days
i like the pm but what the hell is a dumbass ?
is it like dumass some one that dont have a brain
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I forgot how fun it was to intentionally make poorly constructed arguments.
I've also still got messages from when that Spehiroth TOWA dude wanted video of my gf and I doing it XD
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I have an old PM from Reain_ from March 2005, an invitation to CharasTwo. That place lasted a few weeks or so before it died a boring death.
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I laughed. A little. I did though.
Told ya I was noobier than you ever were.
(Andrew78 was a moron that, through my own stupidity, made me destroy my own forum.)
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Andrew78: If you had another brain, it would be lonely.
This is officially the funniest thing I've ever read.
Hmm... Here's an old *** one from way back when.
Meiscool
« Sent to: Archem2 on: December 25, 2005, 06:36:55 AM »
Seriously, I'm as sick of his attitude as you probably are.
Anyway, I don't follow his or your every move, but tell me in any instances where he, y'know, attacks you in his sneaky way of doing so.
I'll try and pull some strings after sufficent evidence and stuff.
Razor out. *nods*
Meiscool's banning was a massive, long running Charas Faculty conspiracy?!!
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:o
Amazing
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Another one from the Drace archives!
This one is from Midnight, 12th of April 2006:
Drace..it has come to our attention that you, whitedrawf, Raffles, and another have been 'scheming' on the downlow..We would like to know if this is so, and if it is..then why? If this is untrue, then I apologize for troubling you with this. Thank you.
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Haha! I had Raffles on my msn, but that was it. This made me laugh back then and still gives me a smirk.
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Hehe
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Razor out. *nods*
**** I gotta use that again.
Razor out.
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I agree. That's ten times more awesome than simply using a period at the end of something`
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The mods have done nothing before and I'll doubt you'll do anything now. Thanks for the heads up though, super helpful.
Famous last words.
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**** I gotta use that again.
Razor out.
Forgot to nod.
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Famous last words.
Like playing with a beehive, it is`
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Man I don't have any good ones... most of em I deleted.
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I have 4
And all of them aren't funny/awesome
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If this is untrue, then I apologize for troubling you with this. Thank you.
Imagine if he had been wrong. Awkwarrrrrd....
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Message from mironic. That big paragraph is taken from Charas wiki, by the way. But it was in the message.
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i studies meis and found that SHE is a HE
« Sent to: Cerebus on: 23 September 2008, 01:42:09 »
Female
"Meiscool has often claimed himself to be a female. To put it simply, it started as a simple joke back in the year of 2005 (or 6. I forgets.) He simply changed his gender to female. Though the older members knew he was male, newbies and n00bs often called Meiscool a she, and other silly things happened. The older members laughed at the silliness of this. The reason that he had stopped for a period of time was because after a bit of an abscense, one of the newer members was worried about where Meiscool was, and made a thread asking where he could be. It caused a bit of an uproar among the members. When Meiscool came back, he clarified that he was, indeed, a man, and so turned his gender back to male. Recently, he's been claiming that he's female again. Meiscool is a male. Remember that, alright?"
i found this on the charas site...
And poeple keep telling me that meis is a female? how can this be when she is a he IM CONFUSED
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Yeah.
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HA!
Special
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Found a good one. Very good for remembering the past. This is a convo between me and Red Giant. I messaged him after he'd been inactive and updated him a bout everything he missed. Older members should remember some of this...
Me: Hey man I havent seen you around here in a long time... how've you been?
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Red: Well to take an average of the gap time I guess pretty good. What's the gossip in Charasville? Anything noteworthy happen?
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Me: Uhm... I think things are a lot worse personally. Newer members have taken over, and Alex is gone even. The olden days were a lot more fun...
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Red: I just read through the Trial of Warxe and DAYAMN. Drama.
Hah, yes I saw a bunch of names I didn't recognise with post counts that dwarfed mine, which was somewhat disconcerting. What's the deal with coloured usernames? And how do I go about making mine red?
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Me: Yeah, its become a drama-fest. I don't post nearly half as much as I used to. I just watch what goes on.. us older members have lost our influence, or so it seems. Anyways, I think you have to request coloured names from Sai. He said he won't just give it out to anyone, but seeing as how you're one of the oldschool charas members Im sure he wont mind.
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Red: I don't know if I'm in his good books, really. Kijuki went crazy and got banned? That's weird. I remember when him, Darkfox and Alex were like... the top dogs. The holy trinity. Jesus I've never even seen this Meiscool fellow and his post count looks like a phone number.
When did Darkfox become just a mod (Which is a step down, right?) and when did osmose become an admin?
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Me: Yeah. You may remember a user called HackersTotalMassLaser (HTML) or something like that... that was a trojan account created by Kijuki... I actually missed his final act that pushed everyone over the edge and got him banned, but apparently it wasn't too good. I think Darkfox was demoted because he became a lot less active. Osmose was made ubermod once Alex stepped down (there's an update about it in the main page, he said he gave the "key" to the generators to Moose... And as for Meiscool, he got popular because he's really good at mapping and coding. Not bad for someone who started out as a complete ******* back when he first joined. Uhm... so yeah, I think that about covers it....
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Red: LOLMYGOD! HTML was the guy who voted last for me during the elections, the vote that tipped me over! THE ELECTION WAS REALLY A TIE! Or did I win by two votes? Either way, WOW.
That's kinda strange. Osmose is our God now? And is Meiscool really a girl or what?
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Me: Heh, I didn't notice. So in retrospect, things could have turned out completly different. Wonder if any significant changes would have occured... (Butterfly Effect stuff...) Anyways, yes basically Moose is in charge along with Sai... and Meis is a guy, he just tries to do random stuff to be funny? Or I dont even know what his purpose is. Meh...
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Red: Damn.
Thought I was gonna get me some pussy.
February 07, 2007
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ZKX<3
Well, five pages of old PMs and nothing interesting. Must have deleted the good ones. =/
Though I did find this.
« Sent to: drenrin2120 on: January 21, 2007, 06:02:38 PM »
Like, OMG, hey!
« From: drenrin2120 »
0_o I really don't know.
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You were possesed
Simple as that