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Off-Topic => Creative arts => Topic started by: Red Giant on December 25, 2008, 12:20:28 AM
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Merry Christmas.
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Download the entire Adventures of Red original collection here. (http://h1.ripway.com/redgiant/AoR.zip)
The New Adventures on Drunk Duck (http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/)
Anyone who is old enough to remember this gets 50 points and a 1-up*
*British slang for blowjob
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Lol I found it amusing.
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=O
Didn't they used to be more hand-drawn than nicely proportioned?
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Cool shits :happy:
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Oh lawd. Nostalgia Punch in the face. I remember the old ones you had way back on Starscape (or whatever it was called). Lessee how this goes!
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Holy hell it's the Adventures of Red. That's a pretty awesome Xmas gift.
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=O
Didn't they used to be more hand-drawn than nicely proportioned?
Hand drawn? No. Anti-Aliased? Yes.
For anyone who needs some catching up, you can now download the entire collection of the original Adventures of Red. (http://h1.ripway.com/redgiant/AoR.zip)
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Oh God this is the best Christmas ever.
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Yay it's back and it's as awesome as ever.
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Unofficial update rotor: Every day that begins with a T or an S. I reserve the right to drop that frequency whenever I goddamn please.
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Lovely. Gotta say, it's nice to see this occurrence. It's like an Xmas miracle. I won't claim to be old enough to remember this, but I will claim to remember this. Make sense of that in your free time.
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I love you Red
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Lovely. Gotta say, it's nice to see this occurrence. It's like an Xmas miracle. I won't claim to be old enough to remember this, but I will claim to remember this. Make sense of that in your free time.
It must have been like 5 years now. Goddamn I can't believe that. There must be like 12 people who are old enough to remember this here.
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I wish I was old enough to remember this
They're purty sweet
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Hey! Listen!
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Hey! Listen!
Ever wondered what it would be like if Navi was extremely socially abrasive and venomously foul-mouthed? Look no further.
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That old comic archive is epic. It almost makes me want to start doing extremely crappy Flash animations again.
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That old comic archive is epic. It almost makes me want to start doing extremely crappy Flash animations again.
Do it mang :D Warxe vs. Zero. REMEMBOR THAT.
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Ever wondered what it would be like if Navi was extremely socially abrasive and venomously foul-mouthed? Look no further.
It's like a female, glowing version of myself!
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It's like a female, glowing version of myself!
Mine's sexier.
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I vaguely remember the old ones. This is epic. Seriously.
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BEST. CHRISTMAS. PRESENT. EVER.
It almost makes me want to, uh, come back and be admin again? Well, no, not really. Maybe make a bchar or something though.
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I thought you said it wasn't over... Where's my update?!
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I thought you said it wasn't over... Where's my update?!
As if THE GODS THEMSELVES had spoken, my laptop fuggen broke and is now out of action.
Rest assured, once the unreliable mother-humpers at dell have fixed my one true love in this world, we will be all up to date. Unless my harddrive is fuct. Which would be, like damn.
Seriously this mother****er shows up at like the witching friggen hour just to be like "SORREY, MAN, NOTHINS WORKING. I'LL HAVE TO COME BACK ANOTHER TIME DOOD" **** you, you tie-wearing little dwarf of a nerd, your clumsy use of slang does nothing but draw attention to your balding middle-aged essence! RING RING. HELLO THIS IS YOUR COMPUTER TECHNICIAN. HELLO COMPUTER TECHNICIAN, WHEN CAN I EXPECT YOU, I ASK, ASSUMING THAT THE TIME GIVEN WILL BE A MEASUREMENT OF HOURS OR MINUTES AS IT HAS BEEN AGREED THAT YOU WOULD REVISIT TODAY. SORRY DUDEMAN, I GOT CAUGHT IN TRAFFIC OR WEDDING OR SOMETHING AND I CANT MAKE IT TODAY, ILL HAVE TO COME TOMMOROW, BRO.
TOMORROW? WELL THATS NOT SO B-
DID I SAY TOMORROW, I MEANT MONDAY.
seriously, damnit.
I am not a religious man, it must be said, but I'm sure some of you here are.
PRAY FOR ME.
Maybe make a bchar or something though.
I MAY DO JUST THAT. Some familiar faces are going to be popping up, let there be no doubt. And not as hack one-comic cameos either.
...Familiar to me anyway.
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****ing... ****.
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Finally, you lazy freak! Thses are awesome, tnks for makng them again!
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I remember this! 8D
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****ing... ****.
My sentiments exactly.
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I was totally one of the older members who remember this! :D
Brilliant.
Hey, anyone remember that I was making a game based on Red's Comic? Ah, those were the days.
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I WANT MY LAPTOP RIGHT NOW I WANT IT BACK AAAAAARRGHH
MY MOTHER'S LAPTOP KEEPS TURNING CHINESE ON ME WHEN I LEAST EXP热放开返公访客给看好遏广平
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Jesus butterballs Christ that must be problematic...
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I WANT MY LAPTOP RIGHT NOW I WANT IT BACK AAAAAARRGHH
MY MOTHER'S LAPTOP KEEPS TURNING CHINESE ON ME WHEN I LEAST EXPING PONG
I see the problem. Hope you get the funnies up and running again soon.
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D: racest
Is removing the hard drive from my 'top and putting it in sommit else gonna void warranty? Can I even do that?
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D: racest
Is removing the hard drive from my 'top and putting it in sommit else gonna void warranty? Can I even do that?
well i tried many times before to do that... and it never work. maybe cause i'm not very good when it comes to stuff like that... but i tried everything logically and it just didn't work. but from what I recall after opening several computers up and playing with their organs I don't remember seeing warranty voiding stickers broken or warning about it or anything. but i didn't really care anyways. if you do then i'd suggest finding out first...
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Well it'd be a kick in the vag if I try something like that because I'm sick of waiting for the technician to arrive and then they do and deny me service.
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It must have been like 5 years now. Goddamn I can't believe that. There must be like 12 people who are old enough to remember this here.
Hi. =D
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REGULAR BROADCASTING WILL NOW BE RESUMED
So my sweet baby laptop is back to life. I have learned the value of backing up.
Modifying the update schedule to M,T,T,F, if anyone's interested. You still get four a week you undeserving maggots.
And look, a sextuple update. Mmm... sextuple.
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Also HI GRANDY.
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Also HI GRANDY.
:D
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IF UR HAPPY IEM HAPPY
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Modifying the update schedule to M,T,T,F, if anyone's interested. You still get four a week you undeserving maggots.
Gran.
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Ahh, that was awesome. The [not literally] sign, the callback to the rotation aviation baked bean, the reference to RED'S MYSTERIOUS PAST, and confirmed setting: after the original comic.
Which begs the question: Will we see Doug, Igor and Alice again? Will we find out what happened to them?
And what about that jerk whose name I forget and Hobbes?
STAYING TUNED!
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Will we see Doug, Igor and Alice again? Will we find out what happened to them?
And what about that jerk whose name I forget and Hobbes?
Oh you will, my friend. All will unfold in time. I have worked much like our native american brothers, sparing no part of the proverbial buffalo.
Also, it's Varlen.
NAoR is now on DrunkDuck. It's a better format for reading the whole thing in order so check it out. Or don't. What am I, your mother? (http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/)
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Sweet Jesus!
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Oh you will, my friend. All will unfold in time. I have worked much like our native american brothers, sparing no part of the proverbial buffalo.
Also, it's Varlen.
NAoR is now on DrunkDuck. It's a better format for reading the whole thing in order so check it out. Or don't. What am I, your mother? (http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/)
Yay! You're my favourite member of any community I'm part of!
It helps that you're British!
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Yay! You're my favourite member of any community I'm part of!
It helps that you're British!
Yay!
There is no pursuit that being British does not help in. AND ON THAT NOTE.
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*claps hands, smiles, walks away calmly*
I don't know, I guess it's more polite that way.
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*claps hands, smiles, walks away calmly*
I don't know, I guess it's more polite that way.
What are you implying?
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Politeness, I hope!
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You are like a mystery wrapped in an enigma sandwiched tightly between two slices of gu-whaaa?
A bit of closure on some things.
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There's a punchline worth copy-pasting!
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EDIT: Fucken download limit bullshit! Making my avatar all invisible and ****!
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Download limit? I've never heard of such nonsense!
In America.
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Teh land of the free.
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Oh wow, the comic is constantly taking a new direction! CANT WAIT FOR MORE
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Oh. Well. Wow. This is amazing. Totally.. Yep...
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:D
These make me smile inside
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I want a Douglas cameo in #20. If you don't, there will be hell to pay.
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Oh. Well. Wow. This is amazing. Totally.. Yep...
Well I suppose getting anything positive out of you is some achievement, so thank you :P
I want a Douglas cameo in #20. If you don't, there will be hell to pay.
Douglas? That's awfully formal.
:D
These make me smile inside
Thank you kindly
Oh what the hell:
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Incidentally, does anybody know if it's possible to change timezones on drunk duck?
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I am totally lost now.
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At what part?
Clearly, Red is in the business of being good, while Johnny is a bad dude.
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I get that, but it's moving far too fast for me! Slow this train down! I need more back story!
You know, not the kind that we've already been given access to.
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I get that, but it's moving far too fast for me! Slow this train down! I need more back story!
You know, not the kind that we've already been given access to.
Don't worry about that, you know as much as you need to know. This isn't your grandad's webcomic. We don't start at the apartment and slowly build towards a plot. We torch tv presenters 14 pages in.
But it wouldn't hurt to download this. (http://h1.ripway.com/redgiant/AoR.zip)
Awesome Red. Reading a comic reminds me that I should start posting my strips on charas as soon as possible.
DO IT MANG.
And Razor, do unfunny comics. Or do unrelated comics. Or do something else with the prefix un mayisuggestunderwearcomics
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Don't worry about that, you know as much as you need to know. This isn't your grandad's webcomic. We don't start at the apartment and slowly build towards a plot. We torch tv presenters 14 pages in.
But it wouldn't hurt to download this. (http://h1.ripway.com/redgiant/AoR.zip)
Already did, already Red them (lul), used subtle humor that flew over everyone's head.
Again.
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It's not subtle, it's British.
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In America, we don't have British humour. We do, however, have subtle humor!
It's like the next best thing!
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(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/078c9fc04a3c7e3ab28c7d894f6bc361.png)
So anyway I have an important exam tommorrow/today and all I've been doing is NOTHING TO DO WITH IT AT ALL. Fish me luck.
EDIT: INB4 OBVIOUS OPENING FOR DRUNK DUCK SALTY COMMENT BY ARCHEM
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Well I for one think you should keep going at the pace you are instead of explaining everything at once.
THAT'S HOW YOU KEEP US READING. YOU'RE LIKE A BRITISH LOST WITH NOT AS MANY HANDSOME DUDES
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I like the toilets comment
Brilliant
BTW, what's bald chicks name?
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EDIT: INB4 OBVIOUS OPENING FOR DRUNK DUCK SALTY COMMENT BY ARCHEM
I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Congrats. Red has now just earned Cameo (1) in LiH. You can enjoy it when I finally scan them all.
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BTW, what's bald chicks name?
Haha. you know I haven't even decided yet.
Congrats. Red has now just earned Cameo (1) in LiH. You can enjoy it when I finally scan them all.
:D Iem honoured.
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Dun dun duuun indeed. We resume programming on monday. See you then. ;)
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DUNDUNDUNN!
*dundundun*
Nice flame aftereffects
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Oh shits!
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How the mcnuggets did I miss that one!
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Oh shits!
Is right.
How the mcnuggets did I miss that one!
Don't blaspheme on my thread, please.
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I don't think I need to comment this.
It's like the new Epic adventures.
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I don't think I need to comment this.
It's like the new Epic adventures.
More like Epic Adventures is the new this! Learn your history, child!
But all comments are appreciated! It's the only way I know anyone's reading D:
Epic Adventures is/was awesome. I just recently caught up with all I'd missed. If you're watching, Moose, you're wonderful.
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If you're watching, Moose, do moar. I'm dying to know what happens next.
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Flol.
That means "****ing lol".
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Who is this mysterious Reverand Run?
STAY TOONED
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Is it Reverend DJ Run (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5401804955086506721&ei=Kzl0SdD7AoLorgLKr53EBQ&q)!?
(btw, skip to 1:15 if you want to hear the music.)
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1:15?!?!
That's just not right
BTW, this made me giggle
Hard
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Who is this mysterious Reverand Run?
STAY TOONED
You don't know Reverend Run? What a priveleged life you have lead.
FIRST 8-PANELLER (though technically 7). First of MANY.
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Flare is pretty awesome right now with the whole trail thing
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Flare is a pretty awesome character
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It's such an obnoxious trail!
I love it.
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Hahaha I'm glad you all think so.
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Awesome
Also, I really like the way Johnson looks when he's dieing
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RUN? Live Rev. Run?
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Our first Chapter begins. Tune in on Monday, find out the fate of our heroes.
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*gasp*
Oooh...exciting
CRITICISM TIME:
Really don't like the way the actual title and subtitle text looks
It kind of looks really bad next to that effect thing
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I spy a God damned rainbow. This chapter is officially quite gay.
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I like how it's 0020.
This means you are contracted to give us AT LEAST 9979 more comics.
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CRITICISM TIME:
Really don't like the way the actual title and subtitle text looks
It kind of looks really bad next to that effect thing
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Yeah you're right. I might just modify it if I get the time.
I like how it's 0020.
This means you are contracted to give us AT LEAST 9979 more comics.
Wouldn't that technically be at MOST?
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I have officially been left hanging.
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I have officially been left hanging.
THATS WHY YOU HAS TO STAY CHEWNED
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EPILOG
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*snicker*
Yeah
I SOL'd
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I taught the explosion to go around things. It has used this skill to my approval.
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I taught the explosion to go around things. It has used this skill to my approval.
Benelovent explosions? What a concept!
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Wheee! I saw this thread before, but apparently I didn't comment... which is weird 0_o Anyway, awesome stuff! It was so good to see you'd unearthed Red again. EpicA really was the new Adventures of red, you're totally right.
On the subject of EpicA, I was so getting the program to do that again, and then for some reason it didn't arive. Trust me, I've tried just drawing them and stuff. It's not the same. :( I promise I'll do at least 3 more at some point.
Keep crankin' out dem comics!
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Well tanks for stopping by! I recently caught up with the entirety of EpicA on DrunkDuck. Ne'er before have I seen such funny (Comics) stand side by side with such emo (newsposts). I wanted to give you a hug and tell you everything was okay from the future. Scientists say it's impossible, but they're excluding one important force from their equations. The power of love.
But this is no place to be talking about EpicA; this is. (http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=13746.0) An update wouldn't technically be a kick, Mooseyboy.
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I promise I'll do at least 3 more at some point (lol thats wut ur mom sed last nite).
I just imagined that you finished the whole series in 3 comics with everyone dyin' at the end. That would be lolity.
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It would be rather homosexual, too.
That's a mighty sturdy stall that he's been a-squattin' in.
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It would be rather homosexual, too.
That's a mighty sturdy stall that he's been a-squattin' in.
Blastproof for safe sh*tting.
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Is it two-way? Because I've been known to drop some rather volatile bombs.
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I sense the presence of anonomous EVIL!
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I sense the presence of anonomous EVIL!
I think it's pronounced efil.
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I sense the presence of anonomous EVIL!
...and 'anonymous.'
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I sense the presence of anonomous EVIL!
And "I".
Oh, wait...
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KRACK!
CRITICISM TIME!
Nothing bad
I just really really like the way you managed to sync the TV frames with what's going on in the foreground
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KRACK!
CRITICISM TIME!
Nothing bad
I just really really like the way you managed to sync the TV frames with what's going on in the foreground
You complimented me during criticism time? You know that's punishable by fine, don't you?
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On the subject of EpicA, I was so getting the program to do that again, and then for some reason it didn't arive. Trust me, I've tried just drawing them and stuff. It's not the same. :( I promise I'll do at least 3 more at some point.
I just imagined that you finished the whole series in 3 comics with everyone dyin' at the end. That would be lolity.
1) Lesbianism occurs, finally giving everyone what they want to see.
2) Glin is raped by Nilg.
3) Glin has a miscarriage.
4) Nobody reads EpicA ever again. You are free of commitment.
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Before marriage!
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I hear those bagels are way better with butter
I don't know, I've never tried them myself
Although poppy has a really nice texture
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I hear those bagels are way better with butter
Especially if you *ahem* churn your own.
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Oh Igor.
Will you ever learn.
NEXT WEEK ON THE NEW ADVENTURES OF RED: 2 double-sized comics in a row! Actually find out what happened to Red + the gang! Be there, or be... flare...? Uhm...
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My sister's like that
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lol, love it so far.
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Oh ****, finding something salty to say is gonna be hard next week...
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Oh ****, finding something salty to say is gonna be hard next week...
I was making comics today and I kept thinking in the back of my head "I wonder how this could be related to salt?"
You have tainted me beyond repair.
Curse you, sir.
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By the power of Grayskull, my friend.
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By the power of Grayskull, my friend.
I'll let you in on a little secret.
Monday's is going to be easy.
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Gettin' in on the action.
It's all I've ever wanted.
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Mawr...
How sad
Although it does make it hilarious with the big boomy voice I imagine him having
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...Or perhaps it's because his relationship is on the rocks.
PERHAPS SALT BLOCKS?
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...Or perhaps it's because his relationship is on the rocks.
PERHAPS SALT BLOCKS?
o u
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My wit comes in all shades of white.
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Pushing things a long!
Also, SHADOWS.
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YOUR A SKELTON YOU EAT BULLETS
WHAT DO YOU FEAR
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YOUR A SKELTON YOU EAT BULLETS
WHAT DO YOU FEAR
I most certainly do not. They'd go straight to my hips.
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Nice hacking graphic
He looks in pain
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****ing cops. Always pointing guns at you and occasionally penises.
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****ing cops. Always pointing guns at you and occasionally penises.
Whoah. Someone got something they want to talk about here?
Something salty?
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Well, all I'm at liberty to say is that it was salty.
And then the rest of it! Mighty salty as well!
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Yes
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I catch the reference! Hohoho!
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I catch the reference! Hohoho!
As do I.
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Me too! Took me a bit but HEY THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR
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Took me two bits, but my bits are so much shorter than yours.
...I think I just walked into an insulting euphemism.
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Maybe...although not a very good one
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If I had an extra inch for every euphemism and innuendo on here, Jesus could give me a blowjob without me going anywhere.
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NEXT WEEK: MORE COMICS
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Iroonyyy
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NEXT WEEK: MORE COMICS
What a twist!
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What a twist!
I like to keep the audience guessing.
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I can only assume there will be something salty about it!
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Based on an actual occurence during a game of cards;
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The ****?
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The ****?
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Wherein lies the confusion?
EDIT: FUGGEN RIPWAY I HATE YOU GET SOME UPTIME ONCE IN A TIME
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Igor's game-playing skills.
They're confuckling!
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I was just "the fucking" because I found it all to be rather odd
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I was just "the fucking" because I found it all to be rather odd
I'm going to start saying this in casual conversations.
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Igor is both a moron and is the only character who is partially based on a real life person. Human race= fail.
(http://comics.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/3b8d0f0e1bcf8aa63acf56e4fe8b7d1e.png)
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Igor? Sure is recycled names around here.
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Igor? Sure is recycled names around here.
You sure about that?
You sure about that?
EDIT: Also, should've picked that up, like, 3 pages ago.
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I did, but I'm a sharp young fellow.
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Only one way to find out. If Red shouts "IGOR!!!"...
Or "SEX", if you count White's witty guest strips as canon.
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Hahah praise to copypasta.
In other news, Hedger won an BAFTA. Good for him/it.
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Erm...Ledger
:P
And I am really happy with this comic
I am indeed
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Erm...Ledger
:P
And I am really happy with this comic
I am indeed
LEAF HEDGER!
I think Heath Ledger won one too, but he's just a cheap knock-off.
You've all been there; it's all happy movie party times when that one dude who gets up and goes to the bathroom right on the good bit and it's like okay do I ruin the flow in the name of Gareth's bladder or do I keep this train rolling and Gareth can go borrow it from blockbuster him-frucking-self. I know which wins out in MAH HOUSE.
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Awesome
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Dude, awesome.
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I lol'd. You have won.
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i just spent half an hour reading through these little comic strips. I have to say they are wicked. Well done !!! Bravo !!!
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Cheers everyone.
i just spent half an hour reading through these little comic strips. I have to say they are wicked. Well done !!! Bravo !!!
It took you that long? That's a minute per comic... actually that doesn't sound too unreasonable. Thanks bud.
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NEXT WEEK: NUDITY. NO JOKE.
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CRITICISM: Every time I see Flare, I think she should bob...
It's starting to confuse me why a disembodied light wouldn't
NEXT WEEK: NUDITY. NO JOKE.
o.O
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o.O
Rule 34.
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So, next week there will be a sign in the comic saying
"NUDITY. NO JOKE"?
No, I think Flares gonna get naked
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No. Red is.
Skeleton = Not pronz.
In fact, 8-bit = not pronz.
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In fact, 8-bit = not pronz.
Oh? You clearly haven't seen the right 8-bit!
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Oh? You clearly haven't seen the right 8-bit!
The ones where you're guessing which pixels are bad and which are okay?
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(http://comics.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/89b6c99f60f22b209337e5dcbe6c69eb.png)
CHARAS DON'T BAN ME FOR PRON
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JUST AS PLANNED
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Mmmm shexy shexy
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I think I see a nipple!
No, wait, collar bone.
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That's disturbing.
But I don't think your wang has any skeletal structure. So, unless Red's some sort of mutant, Flare must be talking about his, uh... spine.
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You're missing the humor in this, my friend.
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But I don't think your wang has any skeletal structure.
Speak for yourself!
... *Sniff*
In other news, I like to think my ability to draw beds has signifcantly increased from my previous body-bag-with-legs style;
(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8276/strip52ne1.png)
But in other news;
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Yellow speech bubbles is international symbol of rage
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Neet.
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Are you repressing something, Red? Something, dare I say it, salty?
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Hey! That's my shtick!
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Yellow speech bubbles rock
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Damn, I'd forgotten how badly drawn your old comics were. 0_o No offense.
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Ugh, that body-bag bed still haunts my nightmares.
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I seriously thought that think was a lumpy body cast for some weird reason or other.
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Yellow speech bubbles? What, do you think you're Deadpool or something?
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I seriously thought that think...
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What?
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What?
He meant Tink.
As in Tinkerbell
As in Fairy.
As in Navi
As in floating ball of fire
As in Flare
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Ah
Makes perfect sense now
I think >_>
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(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/8276/strip52ne1.png)
You are now aware that Alice looks like she has a sheep's body and is looking backwards.
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CAPS LOCK ENGAGE OH GOD YOU'RE RIGHT CAPS LOCK DISENGAGE.
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Half sheep, half desert pastry. And half Alice.
I miss Alice. :c
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You are now aware that Alice looks like she has a sheep's body and is looking backwards.
Never. Unsee.
I miss Alice. :c
When did you start being active?
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Disclaimer: I love black ppls. This disclaimer applies to this and all following comics.
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So, in other words, you're going to be making a lot of racist jokes in the next few comics?
Also, how does Red spit if a) he has no saliva, and b) doesn't have any lungs? OMG PLOTHOLES
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That is a good assumption
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Trouble with the brownies? I knew he was a white supremacist!
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Also, how does Red spit if a) he has no saliva, and b) doesn't have any lungs? OMG PLOTHOLES
Well he walks and talks and thinks without muscles, vocal cords or brains, I think spitting is the least of his talents right now.
Also, I might be making jokes that appear superficially to be racist, but re-read my disclaimer and you'll realise that they can't be.
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Omg! That black guy with the name that began with "H"??
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Omg! That black guy with the name that began with "H"??
That was "Hobbes", this is "Dorian". There are many letters difference!
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Flare should pick up the slack and arrest Red's share of the
burn victims criminals too.
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Aint Hobbes that tiger?
They share names, yes. Hobbes' character is actually partially inspired by Bobby Hobbes from I-Man. (http://www.iman.invisiblemanvs.com/generalpages/characters.html#Hobbes)
Flare should pick up the slack and arrest Red's share of the burn victims criminals too.
That would be a dark, dark day my friend. I like to think a vital part of Red's role is inhibiting Flare's pyromania. Without him, she would be an unchained force of endless violence.
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Pyromania is fun
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Until somebody gets caught.
(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/41845f4323791cc56d9f6ba6b425b8dd.png)
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Again, Red. First "morning bone" then "man-bag"? If there's something you gotta get off your chest, it's cool.
salt
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...
What?
Thing. I suck.
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Disclaimer: I love black ppls. This disclaimer applies to this and all following comics.
The trick is here.
The disclaimer does not apply to all PREVIOUS comics.
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Hoho!
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Hehe.
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Hoohoo haha
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Hihi!
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Hmm... What other vowels are we missing? Hyhy?
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Right. Back to the adventure and our knowledge that it is not, in fact, over.
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These are really funny ^^
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These are really funny ^^
WHY, A NEWCOMER.
LET US GAZE AT HIM IN AWE.
Also, thanks.
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WHY, A NEWCOMER.
LET US GAZE AT HIM HER IN AWE.
Also, thanks.
Fixed.
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"Strawberry" should have been a giveaway I guess.
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The dead cat should have been a dead giveaway.
... (http://www.grographics.com/transient/free-cat.jpg)
I know. I'm so ashamed at that one, but it fell together so damn well...
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(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/7acac8ef771f93365079b938d5f9d89b.png)
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Oh lordy!
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That's terrible, but oh so funny.
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It is terrible, but it's the kind of thing I'd do (and have done).
People usually laugh.
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Usually
>_>
And yes
Hilarious
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Ahh, the facepalm.
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Oh god that was awesome
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So... Flare's some kind of evil Navi?
And don't think I forgot about "Miss Thunder" from a few comics back. I DO NOT FORGET.
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"Evil" is a bit strong. She isn't as evil as she is... "morally unbalanced."
And I'm glad you didn't. Your memory skills will be rewarded.
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Yeah, I remember reading something about that a while back...
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So... Flare's some kind of evil Navi?
And don't think I forgot about "Miss Thunder" from a few comics back. I DO NOT FORGET.
Don't forget Violet, while you're there.
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Same person, yo'. Most people round these parts have a first AND second name.
I don't know how it works in Australia.
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(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/47ce663475d01e02fc0192428aafbda6.png)
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That's true.
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XD
Also a good movie to do that with is The Princess Bride
Not the incomprehensible part, it's just a good drinking game
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How so?
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Can't remember the sentances you drink to
"Inconceivable", "As you wish", and whenever the grandad talks are some of them though
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Cooking, Igor-style.
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XD
Sadly that's something my sister would do >_>
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My sister's like that
XD
Sadly that's something my sister would do >_>
Oh dear indeed.
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How is he cooking all that in a microwave? Hell, how did he get it all to fit?
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lol Christian Bale
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How is he cooking all that in a microwave? Hell, how did he get it all to fit?
You can fit sausages, bacon and mash in a microwave pretty easy. Don't assume he's using a plate.
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(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/43613b197770c59b674eebe83841d47e.png)
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Ow
That sounds painful
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daaaaayum. That's rough.
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Denial.
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Poor Black Skull. So stupid, yet so funny.
I'm assuming he's either "Silas", "No.1", "No. 8" or some other number. Same thing with "Violet Thunder".
And there goes your plot twist. BWAHAHAHAHA.
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Women, eh? We've all been in that situation.
I'm assuming he's either "Silas", "No.1", "No. 8" or some other number. Same thing with "Violet Thunder".
And there goes your plot twist. BWAHAHAHAHA.
Sure, let's go with that.
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That's a confirmation, sir. Any day of the week.
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What response wouldn't be a confirmation, in your eyes?
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What response wouldn't be a confirmation, in your eyes?
"Sure, let's go with that."
Oh crap! Now I can't use it.
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That's what I said, man.
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That's what I said, man.
I cannot confirm nor deny this statement.
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I cannot confirm nor deny this statement.
What wouldn't be a conf- *to infinity*
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(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/5aa6e7fdf66b38dfa53beaee29ec0483.png)
Dun dun DUN.
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Darnit. Stupid Javelin tossers.
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That was a short lived character >_>
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Hey, Red's been dead the whole time, and that hasn't stopped him from taking center stage.
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What actually happened:
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/TheTruth.png)
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Oh ho ho ho. Crossovers; they always rock without exception.
Wait, isn't one of the UC characters called "Silas"? Dun dun dun.
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Fuckin' hell? Why must the black guy always die first?
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Fuckin' hell? Why must the black guy always die first?
Again, technically speaking, Red died first.
Unless Red was black too! Holy plot twist, batman! No wonder his past is so enigmatic.
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Well, we're speaking of death in this particular storyline. It's kind of separate from the past storyline.
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The black guy was one of the two who survived in Deep Blue Sea, your theory is lacking.
Although Samuel L Jacksson died pretty early.
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The black guy was one of the two who survived in Deep Blue Sea, your theory is lacking.
Although Samuel L Jacksson died pretty early.
It's a general rule, not a constant.
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Yeah, there are plenty of other ethnic minorities.
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Nice new banner dude, looks good
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Either it's full of spoiler, or black guy (that's his name, and I don't care what you think of it) is immortal.
0MG PL0T TW1ST!!
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Bluhman is my new hero.
But I am sad cause now Red has nobody for to compliment him on his manbag.
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Nice new banner dude, looks good
Cheers, big-ears
(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/2b497060c1fd393bc93d5d8614216d09.png?r=5907)
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I love this.
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"Igor, you did refuel the jet like said, right?"
What?
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Implying that he had told Igor to refuel the jet at a previous time?
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"Igor, you did refuel the jet like said, right?"
What?
Only you would ruin this page by pointing out a missing 'I.'
I'm ashamed of you, Archem. :(
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I'm quite the picky dicky.
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Only you would ruin this page by pointing out a missing 'I.'
Lulz. I didn't even notice it when Archem rewrote it. That's shameful.
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*catches up from page 7*
=O
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*catches up from page 7*
=O
ah wuz wunderin wher u wer
Wait, you stopped reading mid-post?
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You know, I really have a hard time expressing how awesome it is that the Adventures of Red is back in production full time. I mean, seriously, this is like a little bit of the good old days come back to life. Next thing I know Warxe will be making battle weapons again and I'll be drawing girls wearing questionable battle equipment as battle characters (http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=24791.90) and it'll be like old times.
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You know, I really have a hard time expressing how awesome it is that the Adventures of Red is back in production full time. I mean, seriously, this is like a little bit of the good old days come back to life. Next thing I know Warxe will be making battle weapons again and I'll be drawing girls wearing questionable battle equipment as battle characters (http://www.charas-project.net/forum/index.php?topic=24791.90) and it'll be like old times.
Well, it's not quite like old times, but...
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg289/Mandros/ScytheMan.png)
But back on topic, Red, I'm looking forward to the next comic. It looks like there's going to be a lot of action in the next few strips.
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You
D'aww that touched me in places I'd thought barren.
But back on topic, Red, I'm looking forward to the next comic. It looks like there's going to be a lot of action in the next few strips.
Don't count on it!
(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/5e975bd66d6d5ceaf20e58c0a2783238.png)
Okay, just some shameless filler to show that the boys are okay. Next week; more action i promise.
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Shameless? How can filler be shameless? All the best animes are filled to the fucking brim with fillers!
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"I'm priceless."
bahaha, Love it!
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I can't help but wonder if you just made up this plot twist to prevent people from complaining about you killing off the black guy.
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Expected/10
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I can't help but wonder if you just made up this plot twist to prevent people from complaining about you killing off the black guy.
Oh no, this way I can kill off the black guy first and still have a springboard for black jokes. It's the best of both racist, racist worlds.
Is the black guy gay?
Black people can't be gay, silly.
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I would link you to stuff that prove you wrong, but thats agains the jesus rules.
fixd
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fixd
What? Ain't Black Jesus worth an opinion?
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What? Ain't Black Jesus worth an opinion?
Black people can't be gay, sil- *to infinity*
*again*
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*taps watch*
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I see a good point here
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As do I.
Red. **** needs some doing.
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It's exam season and things are tightening up over here. Expect some sparse updates soon.
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D:
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D:
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I updated, now Red has to.
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Quite. Those are the rules.
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I love these new rules!
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Rules; abided by. Just a little igor/blackskull banter.
(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/f4fa231fe8118ba2b3d0b9536795879c.png)
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ROFL at that last comic. Seriously.
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Brilliant, as usual
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I am not aroused...
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I am not aroused...
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That's not very usual, now is it?
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I am also unsure why this is happening...
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This new Igor is a seriously bad dude.
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Oh Igor, will you ever learn
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I lolled.
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This new Igor is a seriously bad dude.
No. He's priceless.
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(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/1307c116917ecbae3bca4bd0e683a321.png)
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Wuh oh!
Plot twist!
o.O
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Does Violet have LIGHTNING POWERS?
I bet she does.
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:O
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Lol I found that very funy. :D
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new character get
(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/cb5db1db77b235734ce6d4c24260f39b.png)
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Black skull's gonna get his *** kicked.
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Lulz.
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Black skull's gonna get his *** kicked.
I so hope so! I'd love to what color his blood realy is.
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Red, has some fan arts.
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c268/X_marks_the_ed/TNAoR-Zap.png)
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Make love to me.
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Make love to me.
I'm afraid of commitment after what Gemini did to me. :(
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Okay then do sex to me.
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Okay then do sex to me.
Neat.
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Black skull's gonna get his *** kicked.
I think this is an accurate summary
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Pretty much
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Man I'm so glad I complained about updating. This latest comic and that fan art are so good.
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XD Black Skull is going to have a third color other than black and red.
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This calls for a high five.
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*attempts to high five*
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Dude, I've been attempting to high five people since November of 2006.
It never works.
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Man I'm so glad I complained about updating. This latest comic and that fan art are so good.
You honour me, my leige.
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I'm just gonna leave this here.
(http://comics.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/62735584f3a872e872c89aeda33258c2.png)
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No fan art for this one.
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Good call.
Charas is child friendly.
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That Dynamo... So deviant...
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Good call.
Charas is child friendly most of the time.
Fixed.
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Good call.
Charas is child friendly until Archem shows up and recommends the use of his penis.
Fixed.
Fixed your fix.
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Good call.
Charas is child friendly until Archem shows up and recommends the use of any penis, fake or otherwise.
Fixed.
Fixed your fix.
Fixed your fix.
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It's not fake! I've seen it!
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What a twist!
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(http://www.drunkduck.com/The_New_Adventures_of_Red/pages/6f18243fcecbbaaf5b3a7a02d418a714.png)
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Well, they do have a point...
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I lol'd
and also at "Vagynamo"
Now THAT is writing!
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I'm like shakespeare. I'm like motherfuckin' shakespeare.
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You're right. I can't understand a motherfuckin' word.
Naw, I still love ya. Great comics yo.
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If you're Shakespeare, then I'm the god damned Plato!
And I am.
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anticlimactic comeback get
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Sa
ltw it coming.
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Roflz
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It's about time, geez. I've already forgotten what Igor looks like.
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Oh God.
So have I.
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just got done reading from start to finish, I lol'd louder than I should've in class
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just got done reading from start to finish, I lol'd louder than I should've in class
And this is why you're in summer school.
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nah, I already finihsed my work. Being how its on a computer I work faster than most people do :3
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And here I was getting worried that the adventure was over.
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Well played, sir.
Ma'am.