Charas-Project
Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Apex on January 30, 2009, 10:22:48 PM
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Let's come up with horrible game ideas for really controversial games.
Most famous example: Super Columbine Massacre RPG. (This is a real game.)
Mine: Uni-Bomber Man. It's like normal bomber man, only the bombs are instead postage envelopes and boxes that explode. You can hide them in mail boxes so when enemies walk by them they explode. Periodically UPS trucks will drive down the side of the levels and throw packages.
Trauma Center: Abortion Edition. This a spoof off the Trauma Center (Surgery simulator.) series, instead of preforming life saving surgery, you preform abortions, with awesome tools, such as the laser scalpel and ultra-vacuum. Prying apart dead babies has never been more fun.
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Beowulf, based on the movie. Oh wait, that's a real game.
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Baby Kicker: Pro Edition
It's like a football game, but with a twist. Guess the twist.
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History Channel: The Holocaust
With Online Multiplayer and leaderboards.
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This should be a game
Hmm...
I'm kind of dry right now, so I'll come back later
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Gravekeeper- A game where you have to dig up corpses at the dead of night and
fornicate them. Try to not get spotted by grannies walking dogs. If they dog spot
you... I guess you have to make them join in the fun at gunpoint.
Life Support Cutter- Run around a hospital with a large leather whip and try and
turn off life support machines whilst escaping from the hospital's security.
Pig Bukkake- A bit like Guitar Hero, but with dead pigs and bukkake.
Lawnmower Bill- For the Wii, control a lawnmower and saw your own genitals off.
Pigeon Molester- Shoot pigeons down and then molest them as they die.
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Pig Bukkake- A bit like Guitar Hero, but with dead pigs and bukkake.
I would play the **** out of that.
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Preggo Kombat: With Guest Character Captain Falcon.
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Butt Sex!
Much like Pokémon, it cums (snicker) in two varieties: Male and Female.
The Female version is extremely rare, though. It also works like trading cards: You don't know which one you got until you open it up.
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Ethnic Cleansing: You are some dude going around killing blacks purely because they're black
Oh...wait... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_Cleansing_(video_game))
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Damn, I kinda wanted to do that one...
I hear it has "realistic negro sounds recorded on the spot with REAL niggers".
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Emo Elmo: Adventures in Screamoville
Now you can cut yourself and learn the alphabet at the same time!
IN STORES NOW!
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dead n!gger storage tycoon
before anyone cries "RACIST" remember pulp fiction and tell me that scene wasnt awesome
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I can't remember that scene
But, seeing as it was out of Pulp Fiction, I'm going to assume you are correct
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Any game made my gemini. Because a game made by a 36-year old who writes worse than my 11-year old dutch nephew can't possibly be good.
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Any game made my gemini. Because a game made by a 36-year old who writes worse than my 11-year old dutch nephew can't possibly be good.
No. Stop Here.
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I dunno, someone said he was 36. Or am I mistaking him with some other idiot? Meh, can't care less.
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September 11 Flight Simulator.
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Cooking Mama: No Tongue Edition
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I can't remember that scene
But, seeing as it was out of Pulp Fiction, I'm going to assume you are correct
"JULES, IS THERE A SIGN ON MY FRONT ****ing LAWN THAT SAYS DEAD ****** STORAGE?!?"
It was in the scene called "The Bonnie Situation"
Also, Drace, shut up please. Somehow I can hear your lisp through the text on the screen
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"JULES, IS THERE A SIGN ON MY FRONT ****ing LAWN THAT SAYS DEAD negro STORAGE?!?"
It was in the scene called "The Bonnie Situation"
Also, Drace, shut up please. Somehow I can hear your lisp through the text on the screen
No, don't wanna shuss it.
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"JULES, IS THERE A SIGN ON MY FRONT ****ing LAWN THAT SAYS DEAD negro STORAGE?!?"
It was in the scene called "The Bonnie Situation"
Ah, thank you for restoring my memory
Yes, that scene was quite awesome
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Wii Fap.
Use the special Wii Dick Controller to shake, stroke, and fling your way to become the world's champion at masturbating! Play as a dude, a horny 12-year old kid, a 60-year old fat pedophile, and a hermaphrodite! Play with your friends and see who can dish out the most cum in multiplayer matches!
Rated E for everyone...
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I actually rather seriously suggested making a holocaust-based game from the point of view of the survivor to a friend midway through watching the Pianist. A survival horror with no monsters? A WW2 game where you don't play the Americans? It's a totally unused idea!
It seems more offensive than it is.
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That would actually make a good game
I don't think it's really tasteless
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I actually rather seriously suggested making a holocaust-based game from the point of view of the survivor to a friend midway through watching the Pianist. A survival horror with no monsters? A WW2 game where you don't play the Americans? It's a totally unused idea!
It seems more offensive than it is.
I really wish to see one FPS in the WWII setting in which play on the german side. I mean, their soldiers suffered too. Most men where just following orders or else they would have been executed. They deserve a game.
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Damn, I kinda wanted to do that one...
I hear it has "realistic negro sounds recorded on the spot with REAL niggers".
"Also, while the game's box and adverts claimed "realistic negro sounds recorded on the spot with REAL niggers", these turned out to be ape and monkey shouts."
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Tasteless Game Ideas you say
game drink some ones piss when you full of beer
the game at fist you go out with your friends to the pub
you have to drink ten pints of beer
then one of your friends goes in to the loo and has a piss
in the beer glass you will drink out of
next thing you are drinking the piss
or eat my sick when you pissed out of you head
your friends make a sandwich with there sick
you think it is Heinz Sandwich Spread
so you eat it
do i win ?
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Shoot um up: Highschool Edition. Travel from highschool to highschool killing every person on your way.
The game for the repressed nerd!
Get your copy TODAY!
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Bro Fister
If you don't Fist all of the Bros, you're not a Bro.
...Yes, I do mean your biological Brother, as well as your Bros.
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Passion of the Christ: The Game. Get all the secrets to unlock a surprise alternate ending!
Facepalm: Engage.
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I'd like to make (or at least play) a game where you work for a porn company and gotta collect girls from random places, direct scenes, and stuff like that. downloading smut onto an external hard-drive doesn't count.
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My friend made a weapon on Fallout 3 today. It was called "Fisto!", and it was basically a power glove that was able to ignite targets from a distance, instantly killing anything, and exploding then them into meat chunks.
Captain Fisto!: The Game would be a little bit different than this, though.
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I'd like to make (or at least play) a game where you work for a porn company and gotta collect girls from random places, direct scenes, and stuff like that. downloading smut onto an external hard-drive doesn't count.
Sounds a lot like Playboy: The Mansion. Playboy the Mansion link. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Playboy_the_Mansion)
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Super Mario Bros.: Crank Wars.
Bowser has flooded the Mushroom Kingdom with crack-cocaine! The Princess has become addicted and made off to become Bowser's concubine! Race to the rescue as Mario, Luigi, or some other people before she OD's!
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I would totally play that
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Super Mario Bros.: Crank Wars.
Bowser has flooded the Mushroom Kingdom with crack-cocaine! The Princess has become addicted and made off to become Bowser's concubine! Race to the rescue as Mario, Luigi, or some other people before she OD's!
You sure that's not the plot already? I mean, there may not be real world drugs, but I'm pretty sure that this is how it all works already.
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Cotton Plantation Tycoon.
Run your very own pre-Civil War Deep South cotton plantation, complete with era-authentic negro slaves. Hire slave drivers to whip lazy slaves and maintain "discipline," hunt down escaped slaves, fend off the Underground Railroad, and even have a little fun on the side with your slave girls (just be wary of any little half-black kids showing up as a result).
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You sure that's not the plot already? I mean, there may not be real world drugs, but I'm pretty sure that this is how it all works already.
I totally based that off The Wizard of Oz.