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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Apex on February 04, 2009, 03:28:31 AM

Title: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Apex on February 04, 2009, 03:28:31 AM
Apparently Tuscan got an eye full of porn during the final touchdown of the Super Bowl on Sunday. Thirty seconds of a nude girl about to do something nasty to a man's dingdong flashed on the screen for all Comcast subscribers. Comcast claims that it was the work of some Super Hacker; and offered $10 reparations to all those who were offended. (Nobody, everyone loves porn.) I would post a link, but I doubt that's appropriate, you can probably find it pretty easy though.

By the way, it wasn't anything good, so don't bother for anything other than a quick laugh.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Musha on February 04, 2009, 03:30:52 AM
I'd claim to be offended just so they'd give me the ten dollars.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Archem on February 04, 2009, 03:52:39 AM
Apparently Tuscan got an eye full of porn during the final touchdown of the Super Bowl on Sunday. Thirty seconds of a nude girl about to do something nasty to a man's dingdong flashed on the screen for all Comcast subscribers. Comcast claims that it was the work of some Super Hacker; and offered $10 reparations to all those who were offended. (Nobody, everyone loves porn.) I would post a link, but I doubt that's appropriate, you can probably find it pretty easy though.

By the way, it wasn't anything good, so don't bother for anything other than a quick laugh.
Ywah, I saw a clip of that.

Pretty hot. Well, almost. It suddenly stopped being hot when footballers showed up again.






...Or did it get hotter?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Apex on February 04, 2009, 04:05:05 AM
Ywah, I saw a clip of that.

Pretty hot. Well, almost. It suddenly stopped being hot when footballers showed up again.





...Or did it get hotter?
It was boobs and a guy's wang, you're gay. Mostly a guy's wang, you're gay.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Archem on February 04, 2009, 04:54:55 AM
Your sentence structure is abominable, but hey, it's the internet.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Razor on February 04, 2009, 12:06:11 PM
If you were the same person you'd be a gay man with poor sentence structure.

I want $10USD
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Red Giant on February 04, 2009, 12:30:57 PM
If you were the same person you'd be a gay man with poor sentence structure.

And at that point you might as well just slit your writsts.

That's a pretty awesome story. Clearly the work of Tyler Durden.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Djanki on February 04, 2009, 02:04:00 PM
And at that point you might as well just slit your writsts.

That's a pretty awesome story. Clearly the work of Tyler Durden.

HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Archem on February 04, 2009, 09:18:06 PM
If you were the same person you'd be a gay man with poor sentence structure.
Oh shits, we have the same birthday!

Separated at birth? *-oooooWEEEEooooo-*
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Apex on February 04, 2009, 09:35:19 PM
Oh shits, we have the same birthday!

Separated at birth? *-oooooWEEEEooooo-*

Wow, that night last month is 20x more awkward now.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Archem on February 04, 2009, 10:06:35 PM
No kidding.

Wait, which night are we talking about again?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: fruckert on February 04, 2009, 11:34:46 PM
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.
You get +Whatever respect points for quoting such an awesome, yet well known movie
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 12:09:56 AM
Oh. I get it now. We're not supposed to talk about it.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Red Giant on February 05, 2009, 12:11:49 AM
Oh. I get it now. We're not supposed to talk about it.
That's the first and second rule.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 12:13:12 AM
Yes

So let's stop talking about it
<_<
>_>

*punches self in face*
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Djanki on February 05, 2009, 01:10:55 AM
Yes

So let's stop talking about it
<_<
>_>

*punches self in face*

Don't beat yourself up about it. See y'all at the Testicular Cancer meeting!

But, back onto the topic at hand...be happy that I hadn't asked my l33t friend to hack into the Superbowl and make all of America sit through an episode of Bible Black. Or worse...the Star Wars Holiday Special.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: WarxePB on February 05, 2009, 01:14:08 AM
That.... got off topic pretty fast.

I just really hope that this doesn't turn into a "wardrobe malfunction" thing again. I've had enough of stupid Superbowl happenings.

Also, unless you happen to be a lesbian (read: no one on the internet), you're going to see a wang sometime in your life. I don't see what the huge deal about it is.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Red Giant on February 05, 2009, 01:15:11 AM
I've had enough of stupid Superbowl
I agree with this much.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: WarxePB on February 05, 2009, 01:16:47 AM
I've had enough of stupid Red Giant misquoting me.

I agree with this much.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 01:18:55 AM
Jesus Christ fast posting dicks in a phallic forest of gay! Stop posting already so that I can post!!

*ahem*

Yes

So let's stop talking about it
<_<
>_>

*punches self in face*
Agreed. *shoots self in face*

But, back onto the topic at hand...be happy that I hadn't asked my l33t friend to hack into the Superbowl and make all of America sit through an episode of Bible Black.
Why would I be happy about that? Now I'm super-sad! D:

Seriously. Four fucking times, people. I shouldn't have to try that many times before being undercut. I didn't even need to quote fruckert the first time I tried.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: fruckert on February 05, 2009, 01:20:58 AM
Seriously. Four fucking times, people. I shouldn't have to try that many times before being undercut. I didn't even need to quote fruckert the first time I tried.
I am repressing the urge to laugh hysterically

No offense
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 01:27:48 AM
No, feel free. This event is frucking hysterical.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Djanki on February 05, 2009, 02:24:55 AM

Why would I be happy about that? Now I'm super-sad! D:


...Because I don't know of many guys who like seeing women with more appendages than they should...? And because I think about mind-raping Conservative America with black-magic hentai in the same way we think about cutting the film in a kid's movie at a theater and gluing in a frame from a black-magic hentai?
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 02:48:25 AM
...Because I don't know of many guys who like seeing women with more appendages than they should...? And because I think about mind-raping Conservative America with black-magic hentai in the same way we think about cutting the film in a kid's movie at a theater and gluing in a frame from a black-magic hentai?
Clearly, you've misinterpreted my desires and turn-ons.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Red Giant on February 05, 2009, 08:03:35 AM
As long as you're looking at the tits it's not gay.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Apex on February 05, 2009, 12:59:33 PM
There's nothing gay about seeing a wang, even if it were, big deal. I'm sure everyone here is mature accepting of these things.

If I wouldn't get banned for it, I'd include a picture of my microscopic penis under an electron microscope in my signature. Seeing that things like seeing Big Foot, you know it exists, but without dedicating your life to the search, it's never going to happen.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Djanki on February 05, 2009, 05:28:50 PM
Clearly, you've misinterpreted my desires and turn-ons.

Ah. In that case, that makes two people who'd plaster Bible Black during the Superbowl. Way to make a dumb game interesting!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Dominicy on February 05, 2009, 06:31:48 PM
Seeing that things like seeing Big Foot, you know it exists, but without dedicating your life to the search, it's never going to happen.

I'll remind you how disturbing that is when I get a hold on myself and stop sputtering out fits of laughter.


When I saw this topic, I honestly thought it'd be about some player who tripped and landed mouth-first on some guy's whacker, honestly.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 11:37:19 PM
There's nothing gay about seeing a wang
Thank goodness! I can start visiting Chinese restaurants again!


And I can look down, too!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Apex on February 06, 2009, 02:04:37 AM
I have a friend name Wang, she acts like an old lady though.

I'm sure you know this, but the name Wang is pronounced "Wong", not "Wayng", like I am referring too. Besides, it's not gay unless you do it five times.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 02:24:25 AM
I knew that!
Asian vowels go ah ee oo eh oh
I are so smrt!
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: Apex on February 06, 2009, 12:57:51 PM
I knew that!
Asian vowels go ah ee oo eh oh
I are so smrt!

Wrong language smarty pants.
Title: Re: Super Bowl Porn Screwup.
Post by: fruckert on February 06, 2009, 11:17:49 PM
They have the same root, so they should have the same vowel pattern, correct?