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Title: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: lonewolf on February 04, 2009, 06:47:12 PM

funny thing 
i think my new cook does not like me
i got a new cook this on Sunday
but today i think she tried to kill me
i asked her can she make pizza
pointing to the cook book with how to make the pizza
OK i can make that she called me in when she cooked it
she asked you like mr wolfy my face was red
i ask what she used
she got me the bottle
silly fool only used a full bottle of Tabasco red pepper sauce
instead of tomato puree

has any thing like this  been done to you like this?

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Drace on February 04, 2009, 06:50:05 PM

Get a new cook. That can't be good.

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Red Giant on February 04, 2009, 07:07:39 PM

Either A: She hates you or B: She can't read ingredient bottles. Either way, get her out!

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Dominicy on February 04, 2009, 08:12:53 PM

Bahahahahahaha.  Hell, if I hated you enough to do that, I'd do it with a little style.  If I were her I would have given you an empty bottle of soap or window cleaner or some such just for kicks.  Just proves how much of a dick I am, I suppose XD

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Archem on February 04, 2009, 09:23:06 PM

Hehehe. I wouldn't have been all that irritated, though. Tabasco sauce is rather ineffective to me.

I would have complained about the taste, though. That's far too much.

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Apex on February 04, 2009, 09:32:07 PM

I love Tabasco sauce, but yeah, I'd give her one more chance at least. Mistakes are made.

Also: YOU HAVE YOUR OWN COOK?! Cool!

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Ben on February 04, 2009, 10:01:32 PM

has she been to school and all that jazz?
On an unrelated note, I should be a red seal chef by this time next year.
On a very related note....Id have fired her...for being a wuss and not using straight up chili paste

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Fisherson on February 04, 2009, 11:16:16 PM

I love Tabasco Pizaa. I just can't belive you have your youir own chef.

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: lonewolf on February 04, 2009, 11:35:16 PM

i can see the funny side of it
know the wife but her up to it
the wife knows i like chill's not to hot
i am more in to sweet chill sauce
i am not going to kick her out the door
as she is one hell of a cook
i only got her as the wife has to take my son to school
and i only getting back on my feet
if i stand up to long i fall down
as i have to use a Walking Sticks to help me get around
but good news is in 4 weeks its good bye to my Walking Sticks
thank god

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Red Giant on February 05, 2009, 01:04:16 AM

Owch, what happened dude?

Is this something everyone already knows about?

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Archem on February 05, 2009, 01:15:08 AM

I hope not. It would make me come off as insensitive for not knowing.

Title: Re: i got a new cook i think she tried to kill me
Post by: Djanki on February 05, 2009, 01:17:22 AM

...I don't know what to say...I mean, anything with that much hot sauce must have the ability to go into the past and help your mother conceive you, but on the other hand, it's gotta taste pretty bad...