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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on February 17, 2009, 08:12:32 PM
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula
AN IMMORTAL JELLYFISH
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So it IS possible.
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DAMN
In other interesting sea creature news, THIS THING WILL EAT YOUR SOUL
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Isopod
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Reminds me of a Metroid.
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Nono, the topic is "HOLY ****"
Anything that matches the subject of "HOLY ****" is acceptable.
inb4apictureofpoowithahalo
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That's it, we now NEED bioengineering to handle this.
Also, we'd need population control... *cocks shotgun*
Also: Genuine reason for uncensoring "cock" ^.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula
AN IMMORTAL JELLYFISH
**** yeah! Finally! With that jellyfish and modern science I can create immortality! *gets to work*
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you guys know there are other biologically immortal creatures on earth right?
And you guys know that its impossible for a creature with a complex DNA structure to partake in this act?
And being biologically immortal does not mean you're immortal right?
And that if you used this specific example of biological immortality, you'd have to do the whole puberty thing over and over and over again, until you body created so much testosterone that you'd be chewbacca, and a caveman and unable to move your joints because of the mutated masses of compounded muscles, that serve only arbitrary purpos---
meh.
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I know Gem, it was a joke. I finished first on my Biology exams of the year so I know it's impossible and even if possible, not usefull.
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You're doing biology? Do you have to do the EMPA coursework? It's effing awful.
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You're doing biology? Do you have to do the EMPA coursework? It's effing awful.
Did Biology and I can't remember that. Then again, I did it in Dutch in The Netherlands. =P
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Wow, now I've seen 98.4564% of everything.
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I know Gem, it was a joke. I finished first on my Biology exams of the year so I know it's impossible and even if possible, not usefull.
lol how are you reading my posts if you set me on "Ignore"? lol
Dutch people
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I dont think charas has ignore button. Cant find it at least.
Edit: Grandy, is it holly cr-ap or holly fu-ck? Both have the same amount of asterisks when they are censored.
Or sh-it.
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Attempts at human biological immortality are in the works AS WE TYPE. Methesulah project... or foundation or something.
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Attempts at human biological immortality are in the works AS WE TYPE. Methesulah project... or foundation or something.
I should read up on that. Later.
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Nah, we dont have an ignore function.
A few days back Drace sent me a message along the lines of `This user has placed your name on the auto-ignore list. All posts and messages made by you will not be viewed by this user`
And then I had an LOL
Because I was an admin, And knew that he was being a tampon.
On Topic...
Breakthroughs or not, even if this were utilized on humans, read my above post regarding hideous chewbacca mutations that would result from reliving puberty every time you mated.
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Yeah
That'd suck
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Breakthroughs or not, even if this were utilized on humans, read my above post regarding hideous chewbacca mutations that would result from reliving puberty every time you mated.
Well not necessarily this form of bio-immortality. But you know what, that's a good question. If living forever meant you had to be crazy chewbacca, would you do it?
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Breakthroughs or not, even if this were utilized on humans, read my above post regarding hideous chewbacca mutations that would result from reliving puberty every time you mated.
Pro: People that partake in certain events would change faster, making them obvious.
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Nah, we dont have an ignore function.
A few days back Drace sent me a message along the lines of `This user has placed your name on the auto-ignore list. All posts and messages made by you will not be viewed by this user`
And then I had an LOL
Because I was an admin, And knew that he was being a tampon.
I never mentioned the forum had an ignore button. Just ignoring (most of) your posts cause you're always whining.
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It's HOLY asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk
I didn't bother to actually write a word,
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lol@drace. Can u maek me a naruto sprite plz?
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If living forever meant you had to be crazy chewbacca, would you do it?
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES.
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Technically, plants that do not cross-pollenate with other plants simply clone themselves by self-pollenation. So, you could say there are immortal plants around us. Plus, single-celled organisms do that weird osmosis-type thing where they double and quadruple and whatever, simply replicating their DNA. These could also be considered 'immortal', although over time they will inevitably mutate. As Gem said, though, a complex organism like us couldn't take such a process after so many times. At least, unlike the jellyfishes, we have plastic surgeons to take care of that.
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lol@drace. Can u maek me a naruto sprite plz?
Sorry. not good at making sprites. Why don't you check in the resource board? I bet it has them.
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Jesus christ! What on god's name is this!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog
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Jesus christ! What on god's name is this!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog
Oh my god, you found a Canis lupus familiaris. A labrador retriever specimen nonetheless. I have to take this back to my laboratory for testing immediantly.
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Jesus christ! What on god's name is this!?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog
That's a strange cat. I will look into this further.
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I have found the problem!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/Jan_van_Eyck_001.jpg/437px-Jan_van_Eyck_001.jpg)
Clearly, she is pregnant with a dog.
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Of course! It all makes sense now!
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I've been up intil 3.00AM researching...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_Collie
Apparently this "dog" contains high amounts of energy. Maybe it can be harnessed to make fuel.
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High amounts of energy, you say? How do they taste?
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Really, really, really sour!
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Ay, indeed they do
They also make great companions >_>
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I had one of those.
Until I ate it.