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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Almeidaboo on March 07, 2009, 02:21:44 AM

Title: Name your kids...
Post by: Almeidaboo on March 07, 2009, 02:21:44 AM
So...what'cha gonna name your kids?

Ni, I'm not having one yet, and not so soon. But I was wondering today, after I learned that Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El (seriously...what an idiot.).

Don't give me "Im not gonna have kids" crap.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: WarxePB on March 07, 2009, 02:23:08 AM
Almeidaboo, Joe and Jimmy Hendrix VIII.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on March 07, 2009, 02:29:17 AM
Jimmy Hendrix VIII.

****!
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: fruckert on March 07, 2009, 02:30:01 AM
I actually decided on this a long time ago
If I have a girl, her name is going to be Allison
If I have a boy, his name is going to be Tristram
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Red Fox on March 07, 2009, 02:52:16 AM
Minion One, Minion Two, Minion Three ... well you get the point
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Dominicy on March 07, 2009, 02:55:58 AM
Minion One, Minion Two, Minion Three ... well you get the point

What he said. :3
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Almeidaboo on March 07, 2009, 03:17:19 AM
LOL you fuckers...
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Archem on March 07, 2009, 04:53:00 AM
Two sons, Colby and Jack.



After my favorite variety of cheese. Dead serious.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: RuneBlade on March 07, 2009, 04:59:29 AM
[Drunk] Never really thought about it, but if I had a boy I would name him Efraim, I think its a pretty awesome mighty name. [/drunk]
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: SaiKar on March 07, 2009, 05:08:58 AM
Steve if it's a boy, Erika if it's a girl.

I have my reasons. They're not good ones, but it's what I've got.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 07, 2009, 05:48:30 AM
Thunder Cat Matos...

It's got a ring to it.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 07, 2009, 07:21:45 AM
Something long and elaborate. The details are still fuzzy but the gist is:

Boy: Gumbino Ilyich Leto Trotsky Allen
Girl: Pochette Teyla Irulan Allen

They're going to be much longer. My little white Anglo-saxon children will have giant Mexican names.

Also this way I can nickname the boy Gumby and the girl Pokey.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Cosmos on March 07, 2009, 08:00:55 AM
Bitch, **** & Pussy. =D
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Ben on March 07, 2009, 11:26:57 AM
the
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Post by: Almeidaboo on March 07, 2009, 12:22:53 PM
Might as well name'em "IT" Gemini.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: zuhane on March 07, 2009, 12:26:34 PM
I'd call my kid "I'm a paedo". See how long the teachers last at school.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 07, 2009, 12:41:57 PM
I' m no good with names, I'd let the Mrs name them.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Grandy on March 07, 2009, 02:19:23 PM
Jeremias.

Why? 'Cause I like that name. Or Mateus, since it's the name of my first best friend.


For girls, no idea.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Cerebus on March 07, 2009, 02:25:26 PM
I'll probably change my mind, since I always change my mind...
But right now:
Boy: Joseph
Girl: Sarah

Nothing to do with Sarah C. though.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Moosetroop11 on March 07, 2009, 07:57:42 PM
I'm tempted to name my kid 'Here absent here here absent' to see how much it mucks up the school register. It works even better if you have twins.

In seriousness, I haven't thought about it much. I don't want kids for a looooong time.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: lonewolf on March 07, 2009, 08:05:45 PM
boy adam as that's my sons name
girl jade
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Grandy on March 07, 2009, 08:16:40 PM
Seriously, all my friends tell me that name sucks. I love it, though.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: fruckert on March 07, 2009, 09:14:09 PM
If the "s" at the end wasn't there, it'd be much better
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Grandy on March 07, 2009, 09:15:22 PM
Jeremia? That's not a correct name.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: fruckert on March 07, 2009, 09:18:41 PM
With an "h" it is. Jeremiah. I don't know why, but I like it.
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Post by: Grandy on March 07, 2009, 09:28:24 PM
But that's not how you pronounce it in portuguese.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: fruckert on March 07, 2009, 09:36:34 PM
Ah. I did not know that. Oh well, do what you want. It is your kid after all :P
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Post by: Dragonium on March 07, 2009, 10:41:36 PM
I've always liked Bella as a girl's name. Not sure why.
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Post by: Grandy on March 07, 2009, 10:54:19 PM
It does mean "Beautiful".

Vella would be "Viewtiful", I think.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Dragonium on March 08, 2009, 12:26:33 AM
Vella and Joe.

And no-one but the two of us would ever know.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Almeidaboo on March 09, 2009, 03:32:08 AM
I wouldn't name my kid something that means something else. Like Dick or something. I actually know a woman in spain that's called Maria Trinca Pinto, which means, in english, Mary Shatters Penises. Fucke'd up eh.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Archem on March 09, 2009, 04:14:34 AM
Very.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 09, 2009, 05:36:31 AM
My friend and I decided to sit down and come up with the name of my child at work yesterday. It was slow as ****.. Seeing as I would only have a kid with the kind of woman to accept this. It will happen. This child will exist.

Gumbino Illyich Leto Duncan Francis Ashley Eldon Kurimska Houston Tartakovsky Seebach Tomate Doward Jan Davis Ringo Harrison Roger Light Wainwright Gabriel VanZandt Nolan Patton Theodore Isoroku Dio Kirk Trotsky Gordon Wayne Guts Dorcas Ziggy Gator Iggy Sherman Michaelangelo Raphael Donatello Leonardo Jotaro Romulus Abel Josef Brando Nikolas Roybert Protoman VII Allen

He is going to hate me. So much.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Archem on March 09, 2009, 05:46:43 AM
Houston
Out of all the winning names in that pile of awesome, this is the biggest success.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Ben on March 09, 2009, 06:32:47 AM
Ive often thought that military rank. think of how awesome it would be to have a name like Admiral, Sargent, Corporal,General, Marshall etc.
Except Private. Private would be a shitty name
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 09, 2009, 06:41:59 AM
Out of all the winning names in that pile of awesome, this is the biggest success.

I had to give him a Texas name. It would have been Austin, but that's my middle name, and that'd be tacky.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Aitze on March 09, 2009, 06:42:34 AM
Natasha and Felix, probably. :)
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Ben on March 09, 2009, 05:17:01 PM
I have two cousins that are brother and sister, named Natasha and Felix.
Title: Re: Name your kids...
Post by: Aitze on March 09, 2009, 05:21:41 PM
Now don't tell me they have a tall brownhaired mother named Alice. You wouldn't happen to be family of me in the future? *gasp*