You may rejoice once again, dear friends, for your loyal companion has returned to shed light on your dull and dark lives in this pathetic excuse for a forum. You all must be writhing in agony under the leadership of such fascists dictators like Saikar and Alex, but do not worry, for soon their reign will end and I shall deliver Charas into a new age. But I must give thanks to your leader Saikar, for it is by his hand that I have once again graced you with my presence. We engaged in a quite lengthy interrogation session, and it was not long before he realized that he must not only unban my account, but also give me administrative privledges so that I may enrich your lives once again, or else face dire consequences.
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A NEW DAWN IS UPON US
CHARAS WILL TODAY BE THE UTOPIAN
PARADISE YOU HAVE LONGED FOR,
UNAFFECTED BY THE INCOMPETENT
LEADERSHIP OF ITS CURRENT MONARCHS.
LET THE HEALING BEGIN, DEAR CHARAS!
LIFE UNDER THE RULERSHIP OF YOURS
TRULY WILL PROVE TO BE QUITE
SATISFYING!
My first order of business as your leader will be to dispose of any unwanted garbage. "Unwanted garbage", in this case, is anybody who decides to be the worthless dirt on my shoe and oppose me. I suppose my best pal Darkfox shall step forward any moment now, eager to put a stop to my schemes. I would expect no less from a person of his character. That is, if he is still lurking around the corners of this drab and dreary forum.
My second act as your new god is to begin a game. I'm sure you would all like to play. Hidden around the forum are three puzzle pieces. Find them and they shall reveal unto you a secret message. But this is no ordinary message, for it determines your future, or lack thereof, in this forum. Any lucky souls fortunate enough to come across this hidden message shall be spared the fate of being struck down by my newly-aquired overlord privledges. And just to make this a little more interesting, let's give you a time period of 24 hours before the destruction rains down upon you. Actually, make it 23 hours. I thought of this about an hour ago.
The game begins.