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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 05:44:36 AM

Title: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 05:44:36 AM
You may rejoice once again, dear friends, for your loyal companion has returned to shed light on your dull and dark lives in this pathetic excuse for a forum. You all must be writhing in agony under the leadership of such fascists dictators like Saikar and Alex, but do not worry, for soon their reign will end and I shall deliver Charas into a new age. But I must give thanks to your leader Saikar, for it is by his hand that I have once again graced you with my presence. We engaged in a quite lengthy interrogation session, and it was not long before he realized that he must not only unban my account, but also give me administrative privledges so that I may enrich your lives once again, or else face dire consequences.

(http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/2674/raffles2.png)

A NEW DAWN IS UPON US

CHARAS WILL TODAY BE THE UTOPIAN
PARADISE YOU HAVE LONGED FOR,
UNAFFECTED BY THE INCOMPETENT
LEADERSHIP OF ITS CURRENT MONARCHS.
LET THE HEALING BEGIN, DEAR CHARAS!
LIFE UNDER THE RULERSHIP OF YOURS
TRULY WILL PROVE TO BE QUITE
SATISFYING!

My first order of business as your leader will be to dispose of any unwanted garbage. "Unwanted garbage", in this case, is anybody who decides to be the worthless dirt on my shoe and oppose me. I suppose my best pal Darkfox shall step forward any moment now, eager to put a stop to my schemes. I would expect no less from a person of his character. That is, if he is still lurking around the corners of this drab and dreary forum. 

My second act as your new god is to begin a game. I'm sure you would all like to play. Hidden around the forum are three puzzle pieces. Find them and they shall reveal unto you a secret message. But this is no ordinary message, for it determines your future, or lack thereof, in this forum. Any lucky souls fortunate enough to come across this hidden message shall be spared the fate of being struck down by my newly-aquired overlord privledges.  And just to make this a little more interesting, let's give you a time period of 24 hours before the destruction rains down upon you. Actually, make it 23 hours. I thought of this about an hour ago.

The game begins.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Desimodontidae on April 01, 2009, 05:49:47 AM
Gasp!
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 01, 2009, 06:02:26 AM
I knew i shouldnt of told FFL about name changes....
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: fruckert on April 01, 2009, 06:03:37 AM
I knew i shouldnt of told FFL about name changes....
Those still don't work with me
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 01, 2009, 06:08:36 AM
Those still don't work with me
I mean of their existance. An admin has to do it.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: fruckert on April 01, 2009, 06:12:02 AM
Damn...
That's why the field won't highlight for me xD
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Valiere on April 01, 2009, 06:14:24 AM
I for one welcome our new Nazi overlord.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 06:15:49 AM
Sai'Kar WHY!?

XD
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: SaiKar on April 01, 2009, 06:18:56 AM
Because you're all BORING AS HELL. At least this guy has some style.

Also, I'm working on a new color theme for the forum. Charas blue is so overdone.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 06:20:48 AM
Because you're all BORING AS HELL. At least this guy has some style.

Also, I'm working on a new color theme for the forum. Charas blue is so overdone.

Blazing pink?! IT BURRRRRNNNNSSSS!!! BURRRRNNNSSS!! *writhes in agony*
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 06:28:11 AM
Ah yes, my old nemesis Darkfox is still here, apparently. How goes it? Still wasting away your sad days? YIFF YIFF.

Also, I'm working on a new color theme for the forum. Charas blue is so overdone.

Alas, Saikar is still the faggot admin he used to be back in the old days. How are you? Then again, perhaps I shouldn't be asking this, since only but a few moments ago I was resting my balls upon your chin. By the way, check your mail in a few days. I have delivered a rather large supply of dog ****. I hope its moisture has remained intact.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 06:29:58 AM
Oh ho ho, a word filter? What's wrong, Charas? Am I not enough of a gentlemen to be visiting your home? I apologize if I have been acting like an uninvited guest in your quarters by using such god damn filthy language. I wasn't aware of Charas's high standards.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Cerebus on April 01, 2009, 06:31:15 AM
Nice colors!
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 06:32:28 AM
I'm in your house, stealing your crumpets actually. And tea.

How's Nazi Jack, you still dating?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 06:38:40 AM
So you inquire about the well being of my good friend Nazi Jack. So you have asked, and so shall the high and mighty Raffles respond. He has been quite a busy man lately. Recently he has gone on vacation to the filthy sh!thole country that you call the United States. Fortunately, he was kind enough to send me a vacation photo.

(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6739/vacation.png)

He informs me that this photo was taken after he secretly planted the explosive. I suspect that Barack will have a bang-up day in the morning.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Cerebus on April 01, 2009, 06:40:49 AM
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6739/vacation.png)

Uhm... this looks Photoshopped... I mean, look at the flag.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Ben on April 01, 2009, 06:42:49 AM
BOY THIS ISNT A SEE-THRU APRIL FOOLS JOKE OR ANYTHING

BY THE WAY I'M GAY
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 06:43:24 AM
Uhm... this looks Photoshopped... I mean, look at the flag.

You dare question me? Are you calling me a liar, you ****ing dickshit? That's okay, I forgive you. I know you didn't choose to be such a retard fascist.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Cerebus on April 01, 2009, 06:44:52 AM
Well... actually... hehe... to be honest, I... I actually did choose to be one.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 06:45:08 AM
Wow! I didn't know Nazi Jack was a gray! What planet is he from anyways? Mars?

Also, would you like to be in Charas Doom? You know, Doom engine and all that stuff we discussed?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 06:48:48 AM
Also, would you like to be in Charas Doom? You know, Doom engine and all that stuff we discussed?

I have been banned from Charas countless times over, and yet you idiots continue to yearn for my presence. You can't even make a game based on the community that excludes me even though I had taken a leave of absence for several years! Tsk tsk tsk. Go ahead and put me in your game. You fags never finish what you start anyway. When is the release date? A week after Duke Nukem Forever is released?

No, I take it back. Duke Nukem Forever might actually finish someday.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Ben on April 01, 2009, 06:49:50 AM
DURR DURR DURR
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 06:53:06 AM
I have been banned from Charas countless times over, and yet you idiots continue to yearn for my presence. You can't even make a game based on the community that excludes me even though I had taken a leave of absence for several years! Tsk tsk tsk. Go ahead and put me in your game. You fags never finish what you start anyway. When is the release date? A week after Duke Nukem Forever is released?

No, I take it back. Duke Nukem Forever might actually finish someday.

Actually this one is going along pretty smoothly. It will likely reach beta status once the first map is finished.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Ben on April 01, 2009, 06:58:11 AM
Saikar is the only one lame enough to pull a raffles gag for april fools.
This is also evident by the vagina pink and syphillis green
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 06:59:39 AM
Saikar is the only one lame enough to pull a raffles gag for april fools.
This is also evident by the vagina pink and syphillis green

No dude, we've gone flower power duuuuude... don't cast the downer vibes yo, relax and absorb the happy duuuuuude.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Valiere on April 01, 2009, 07:00:35 AM
Saikar is the only one lame enough to pull a raffles gag for april fools.
This is also evident by the vagina pink and syphillis green

You got something against vaginas?



Or syphillis?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 07:01:20 AM
You got something against vaginas?



Or syphillis?

I got cookies! :3 No... no I don't... :(
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Ben on April 01, 2009, 07:02:15 AM
no. Ive had had both of those all over my penis

three pills, and the itch is gone, niggaz
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 07:08:40 AM
I can assure you that nobody on this forum has seen a vagina.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 07:13:05 AM
I can assure you that nobody on this forum has seen a vagina.

Ever seen a flying Pygmy?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Ben on April 01, 2009, 07:13:24 AM
No, youre totally right

I suck a mean dick though
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 07:52:44 AM
hey riffles u bck dudz? lol i m baik 2!

i hcked darkfags acct nd nou i m back lol :guns: :frag: :para:
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 01, 2009, 09:07:05 AM
Saikar is the only one lame enough to pull a raffles gag for april fools.
This is also evident by the vagina pink and syphillis green
Read the profile. Its FFL.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Razor on April 01, 2009, 09:23:34 AM
This is silly.
You're all silly.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Ben on April 01, 2009, 09:42:35 AM
no u r silly
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 01, 2009, 09:50:23 AM
With a sig like that, you must be very silly.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Ben on April 01, 2009, 09:56:35 AM
u r silly 2
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Razor on April 01, 2009, 11:12:52 AM
Oh god damn it Sai'Kar what the **** have you done
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Razor on April 01, 2009, 11:13:09 AM
Actually I changed my mind I kind of like the new colours
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 01, 2009, 03:39:50 PM
I missed them all.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: SaiKar on April 01, 2009, 04:10:39 PM
Actually I changed my mind I kind of like the new colours

They do have a certain charm to them, no?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 04:21:45 PM
No, they don't, you ****ing dipshit retard. You have given me yet another reason to despise this place in addition to the plethora of reasons that I have already had harboring in my enormous brain.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Grandy on April 01, 2009, 04:47:56 PM
...April Fools? On MY Charas?!

Not in my turn!
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Valiere on April 01, 2009, 04:50:37 PM
By the way, the wiki is at least useful for one thing: helping noobs like me figure out who the hell Lord Raffles was.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 04:58:13 PM
So you must be a new user with the misfortune of being mentally challenged enough to create an account on this forum. I'm very sorry you have not had the pleasure of making my acquaintance when I first made my triumphant arrival, during which I dominated the peons below me. I'm certain we would have had a wonderful experience, as everyone else once did, despite their protestations.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Dragonium on April 01, 2009, 05:22:53 PM
GOD JESUS MY EYES

PISS BALLS
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Phayre on April 01, 2009, 05:25:55 PM
Aw, Charas is pretty now!
In a special eyeburn kind of way.

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Post by: Fisherson on April 01, 2009, 05:26:41 PM
Finaly! A villian worthy of my heroic Jedi skills! *Ingnites Lightsaber* Ungarde!
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 05:38:09 PM
lol u r fnny riffles, u wll help me 2 taek ovr chars?  :guns:
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 05:41:58 PM
You are foolish to think that I would need assistance of any sort.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 07:04:53 PM
i can shoot missiles lol
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 07:06:30 PM
i can shoot missiles lol

i haev g unit posse bcking me up, u want it?  :guns: :frag: :para:
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 01, 2009, 08:34:34 PM
You call that raping my eyes?

Try harder. :P
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Razor on April 01, 2009, 08:49:45 PM
I'd say the colours almost make you happier, like how being exposed to sunlight makes you less likely to be depressed or whatever.
It's beautiful, really.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on April 01, 2009, 08:52:43 PM
I raped an egg.

=D
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: _JeT_ on April 01, 2009, 08:57:09 PM
I was an egg once... So that was you who raped me, X?
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Post by: drenrin2120 on April 01, 2009, 09:05:40 PM
Goddamn.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 09:10:29 PM
Me damn? You would enjoy that, wouldn't you, you miserable snivel.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: _JeT_ on April 01, 2009, 09:13:39 PM
Me damn? You would enjoy that, wouldn't you, you miserable snivel.

–verb (used without object) 1. to weep or cry with sniffling.
2. to affect a tearful state; whine.
3. to run at the nose; have a runny nose: She sniveled from the cold. 
4. to draw up mucus audibly through the nose: Stop sniveling and use your handkerchief. 

–verb (used with object) 5. to utter with sniveling or sniffling.

–noun 6. weak, whining, or pretended weeping.
7. a light sniffle, as in weeping.
8. a hypocritical show of feeling: a sentimental snivel. 
9. mucus running from the nose.
10. snivels, a sniveling condition; a slight cold; sniffles (usually prec. by the).


What? Your logic fails me, underling.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Deathreaper on April 01, 2009, 09:41:44 PM
WHAT THE ****'S GOING ON HERE?!
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 01, 2009, 09:44:09 PM
I have transcended above the requirement of "normal" speech. Such lousy rules need not restrain me.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: fruckert on April 01, 2009, 09:46:25 PM
I am sad I missed the eyeburn
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Deathreaper on April 01, 2009, 09:47:41 PM
I have transcended above the requirement of "normal" speech. Such lousy rules need not restrain me.

Engrish, mothafucka! Do you speak it!?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Cerebus on April 01, 2009, 09:48:57 PM
You should change the colours to bright yellow, lime green and such. Eye-killing colours!
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 09:49:26 PM
Engrish, mothafucka! Do you speak it!?

I'm tired of these motha****ing pranks on the motha****ing forum!
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Deathreaper on April 01, 2009, 09:53:07 PM
What the fu** is wrong with your fu**king ***?! God damnit you motha fu**kin sh**** a** cursing son of a *bleep*
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Red Giant on April 01, 2009, 09:58:49 PM
You should change the colours to my favourites; transparant and mirror.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Prpl_Mage on April 01, 2009, 11:25:34 PM
You should change the colours to my favourites; transparant and mirror.

That would be amazing.
transparent and then text-message white.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Bluhman on April 01, 2009, 11:31:19 PM
This is the one time I shall ever use the theme change function of this forum. Pale blue and white shall save the day.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Cerebus on April 01, 2009, 11:56:22 PM
Aw... back with the blue...
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 01, 2009, 11:58:43 PM
In the words of Duke Nukem "Ahhh... much better!"
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: fruckert on April 02, 2009, 12:00:22 AM
I still never saw the eye sear

Anyone take any screenshots?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 02, 2009, 12:27:43 AM
SELFFAR DROL

There. All it takes to return him to his own dimension is saying his name backwards. But in order to prevent database glitches, I had to merge his posts into mine. Well, I'm glad I came back to save the day before Raffles did any major harm. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Valiere on April 02, 2009, 12:35:05 AM
Since you're still here, FFL2and3rocks, what is your sig from? Is it by chance from one of those godawful Phoenix Games/Dingo Pictures cartoons? The assy watercolor background and the audacity of having two characters glide around with no limb movement just reeks of Dingo.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 02, 2009, 12:42:28 AM
Yep.

They didn't actually glide around, they just had about 3 frames of animation, so I took out two of them.

Oh and here's a picture of the eye rape background colors.
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6187/rapedzw.png
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: fruckert on April 02, 2009, 01:04:09 AM
Oh and here's a picture of the eye rape background colors.
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/6187/rapedzw.png
...
I like it :3
[/masochist]
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Grandy on April 02, 2009, 01:06:30 AM
FFL, you are quite a good impersonator.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 02, 2009, 01:31:10 AM
FFL, you are quite a good impersonator.

What are you talking about?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Darkfox on April 02, 2009, 02:59:07 AM
So he's like Mister Mxyzptlk then?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 02, 2009, 04:37:48 AM
Yep. Raffles, Mxyzptlk, and Alex Trebek play poker on Saturdays.
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 02, 2009, 04:55:17 AM
Can we have the eye rape theme added to the choosable themes?
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: Cerebus on April 02, 2009, 05:03:11 AM
Yes, I'd like it too. And maybe other similar themes.
Blue has become boring. However, I don't like the other theme's layout. I'd like this one, but with different colours!
Title: Re: YOU ALL THOUGHT YOU HAD GOTTEN RID OF ME
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 02, 2009, 06:01:15 AM
I've been looking in my super-secret admin theme-creator tools, and I might as well be looking into a car engine. Or the human brain. Or a math test. Dammit.