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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on April 25, 2009, 01:07:26 AM

Title: *facepalm*
Post by: Grandy on April 25, 2009, 01:07:26 AM

http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/homework.htm

Title: Re: *facepalm*
Post by: Grandy on April 25, 2009, 01:28:20 AM

Have you read the book? Have you read the summary?

 To be fair, it is a parody, but still...

Title: Re: *facepalm*
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 25, 2009, 01:38:52 AM

This is so wrong. Now I want to do something like this...

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Post by: Archem on April 25, 2009, 01:43:59 AM

Interesting. I find this interesting.

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Post by: Red Giant on April 25, 2009, 01:49:18 AM

I am not up to scratch with tolkein enough to understand which parts are sarcasm.

Title: Re: *facepalm*
Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 25, 2009, 01:59:46 AM

The summaries are better than the pictures, which should be obvious to everyone instead of just people whom have read the book.

Title: Re: *facepalm*
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 25, 2009, 04:06:37 AM

I think I've seen this before. XD

I had to read Return of the King in high school. I only managed to make it through a couple of chapters before I was bored out of my mind, at which point I had to BS my way through the rest of the homework relating to the book.

Title: Re: *facepalm*
Post by: WarxePB on April 25, 2009, 04:14:38 AM

I can only pray to God that someone out there has written a 1500-page epic called "Lord of the Rings: The Revised Edition", or even better, "Lord of the Rings 2: Electric Boogaloo", based on this plot summary.

Of course, if they tried to sell it, they'd get their asses sued to Valinor, but it'd still be pretty awesome.

Title: Re: *facepalm*
Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on April 25, 2009, 03:20:37 PM

Quote

"In Rivendell you will be safe from their magic," Aragorn tells him, "for Elrond is a sensible man, and does not believe in it."

Title: Re: *facepalm*
Post by: Grandy on April 25, 2009, 04:11:31 PM

Quote from: WarxePB on April 25, 2009, 04:14:38 AM

I can only pray to God that someone out there has written a 1500-page epic called "Lord of the Rings: The Revised Edition", or even better, "Lord of the Rings 2: Electric Boogaloo", based on this plot summary.

Of course, if they tried to sell it, they'd get their asses sued to Valinor, but it'd still be pretty awesome.

I do believe Bilbo Baggin's got his *** sued to Valinor for stealing that dragon's ring. Wasn't that the reason he got banned from the Shire to live with mining dwarves in the first place?

Quote from: Red Giant on April 25, 2009, 01:49:18 AM

I am not up to scratch with tolkein enough to understand which parts are sarcasm.

Basically, it's like he re-wrote Harry Potter so Lucius Malfoy killed Snape at Dumbledore's request.

Title: Re: *facepalm*
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 25, 2009, 04:41:50 PM

Quote from: lucas_irineu on April 25, 2009, 01:32:02 AM

EDIT: Oh lol. Well I think I get it. He wants people who copy paste that to get fucked.

.....

Title: Re: *facepalm*
Post by: Djanki on April 27, 2009, 01:10:05 AM

This is why we can't have nice things books...