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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on April 30, 2009, 05:06:22 PM

Title: So, I was kidnapped.
Post by: Grandy on April 30, 2009, 05:06:22 PM: Only, people forgot to tell me about it. See, I know some of you may remember I once mentioning that there is this kind of scam, pretty popular here in Brasil, in which people call your house and claim to have kidnapped your kid/brother/father/etc, and demand you to put money in their bank account if you want to save them. Complete with someone in the background pretending to be crying. Well, they just did it to my house, claiming I was kidnapped. Wheeee.

My parents refused to pay. T_T
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on April 30, 2009, 05:09:33 PM: Oh my! Did the kidnappers kill you?
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Post by: Grandy on April 30, 2009, 05:14:16 PM: Quite.
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Post by: Fisherson on April 30, 2009, 05:29:18 PM: Quote from: Grandy on April 30, 2009, 05:06:22 PM
Only, people forgot to tell me about it. See, I know some of you may remember I once mentioning that there is this kind of scam, pretty popular here in Brasil, in which people call your house and claim to have kidnapped your kid/brother/father/etc, and demand you to put money in their bank account if you want to save them. Complete with someone in the background pretending to be crying. Well, they just did it to my house, claiming I was kidnapped. Wheeee.

My parents refused to pay. T_T

How cruel! and also very funny. my mom probly wouldn't have payed them etheir...she'd probly hunted them down and went ape on them XD
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Post by: Djanki on April 30, 2009, 05:31:03 PM: Maybe it was Candlejack who had kidna
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Post by: Red Giant on April 30, 2009, 05:36:47 PM: Meanwhile, somewhere in Brazil, a group of criminal kidnappers are wondering why no-one is taking their phone call threats seriously.
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Post by: Fisherson on April 30, 2009, 05:39:05 PM: Quote from: Red Giant on April 30, 2009, 05:36:47 PM
Meanwhile, somewhere in Brazil, a group of criminal kidnappers are wondering why no-one is taking their phone call threats seriously.

Unless they're members of this site. I wouldn't put it past some of us to do it.

Archem: Hey ,Lucas, how much do think your parents love you?

Lucas: Huh? What's that got to- *whack*
Title: Re: So, I was kidnapped.
Post by: Darkfox on April 30, 2009, 05:43:31 PM: Quote from: Djanki on April 30, 2009, 05:31:03 PM
Maybe it was Candlejack who had kidna

But he doesn't want money. Hm... where did Djanki go?

Quote from: Fisherson on April 30, 2009, 05:39:05 PM
Unless they're members of this site. I wouldn't put it past some of us to do it.

Archem: Hey ,Lucas, how much do think your parents love you?

Lucas: Huh? What's that got to- *whack*

XD!!
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 30, 2009, 08:00:33 PM: Thank you all for your input, we'll be sure to improve our techniques for the next time we contact you all.

And Candlejack is overused. Eventually having to kidnap this many at once would
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Post by: Darkfox on April 30, 2009, 08:13:30 PM: Yeah, your ri... wait... now Ed is gone too. What's going on here!?
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Post by: Dragonium on April 30, 2009, 09:21:26 PM: It's like the time we had that really good sniper causing problems, but it's not as though he's still arou
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on April 30, 2009, 09:38:31 PM: Quote from: Dragonium on April 30, 2009, 09:21:26 PM
It's like the time we had that really good sniper causing problems, but it's not as though he's still arou

Was he rouge? I bet he wa
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Post by: Dragonium on April 30, 2009, 10:13:40 PM: Quote from: X_marks_the_ed on April 30, 2009, 09:38:31 PM
Was he rouge? I bet he wa

No, but he's good and I think he enjoys spawn-campi
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Post by: Red Giant on April 30, 2009, 10:27:42 PM: Th
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Post by: Moosetroop11 on April 30, 2009, 10:43:14 PM: So we have phantom phonecalls in America, phantom kidnappings in Brazil, phantom hourglass in Japan?!? Thank god I'm Engli
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Post by: DedlellyDeth on April 30, 2009, 11:22:14 PM: Everyone knows Candlejack doesn't get you until you say his n
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Post by: Archem on April 30, 2009, 11:24:21 PM: I can't imagine how that would work, Grandy. Somehow, getting a phone call where the man on the line says "We've kidnapped you. Give us cash for your safe return" doesn't sound like it would work here...

Quote from: Fisherson on April 30, 2009, 05:39:05 PM
Archem: Hey ,Lucas, how much do think your parents love you?

Lucas: Huh? What's that got to- *whack*
This is something I'd do. Especially the "whack" part.
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Post by: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 12:29:02 AM: It was rather. "Are you Grandy's mom?" "Yes." "Is he home?" "No." "THAT BECAUSE WE KIDNAPPED HIM! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" then I arrive at home and am like "Hi mom." and she's like "You alive?" and I'm like, "Yea, why not?"

Also, in my head the kidnapper sounds like Overlord Larharl.
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Post by: fruckert on May 01, 2009, 12:34:31 AM: According to DSHS, I don't exist

And yeah...mega fucked up/awesomely funny
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Post by: Valiere on May 01, 2009, 04:26:18 PM: Quote from: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 12:29:02 AM
It was rather. "Are you Grandy's mom?" "Yes." "Is he home?" "No." "THAT BECAUSE WE KIDNAPPED HIM! MWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" then I arrive at home and am like "Hi mom." and she's like "You alive?" and I'm like, "Yea, why not?"

Also, in my head the kidnapper sounds like Overlord Larharl.

That's hilarious fun.

And the fact that your parents refused to pony up a dime for your life is something you need to hold over their heads for the rest of your young life. It's especially important to bring it up at family gatherings.
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Post by: Apex on May 01, 2009, 04:36:21 PM: Once they kidnap you, do they make you work in the porn industry?
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Post by: Archem on May 01, 2009, 06:55:15 PM: God, I hope so...
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Post by: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 07:05:36 PM: I was a transvestite in one of their movies.
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Post by: Darkfox on May 01, 2009, 07:31:21 PM: Once they kidnap you, they make you work for most of the days, but on Wednesdays, they make you wear a tutu and sing "twinkle-twinkle little star" to their morbidly obese boss.
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Post by: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 07:39:47 PM: The tutu has holes for the man nipples.
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Post by: Apex on May 01, 2009, 08:20:06 PM: Quote from: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 07:05:36 PM
I was a transvestite in one of their movies.

LINK PLEASE.
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Post by: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 08:24:22 PM: No free download. It's $12 for the full DVD plus extras and making-of.
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Post by: Archem on May 01, 2009, 08:29:26 PM: Quote from: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 07:39:47 PM
The tutu has holes for the man nipples.
Pics.
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Post by: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 09:19:13 PM: First you have to buy full membership.
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Post by: DedlellyDeth on May 01, 2009, 10:30:31 PM: Quote from: Grandy on May 01, 2009, 09:19:13 PM
First you have to buy full membership.

Do you accept Visa?
Title: Re: So, I was kidnapped.
Post by: Grandy on May 02, 2009, 06:57:45 AM: Do birds **** at statues?