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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: DedlellyDeth on June 01, 2009, 10:46:05 PM

Title: My Immortal
Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 01, 2009, 10:46:05 PM
<a href="http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm">And then…………… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore!

Chapter 5.

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: _JeT_ on June 01, 2009, 10:49:49 PM
What the **** is this ****!? I am gonna put my thingie into your dirty hole, to make up for whatever the hell I just read!
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Darkfox on June 01, 2009, 10:59:46 PM
What the Hell, man. What the HELL?
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Prpl_Mage on June 01, 2009, 11:06:28 PM
It's a piece from that godawful Mary Sue novel.

Burn it. Harry potter is evil. Malfoy is a vampire and the main character have sex with everything while having the most powerful spells.
And everything is written like a 12 year old exchange student.
Begone efil creature of shadows!
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 01, 2009, 11:26:39 PM
Chapter 1.

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4
helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Whaaat?
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on June 01, 2009, 11:36:43 PM
... i read to chapter 22.  Most wasted hour and a half ever.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Archem on June 01, 2009, 11:41:09 PM
...


I'm leaving the internet now. Thanks for ****ing it up for everybody.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Nandez on June 02, 2009, 12:42:50 AM
I think this topic just made all my brain cells die.

Also the name of this topic uuuuugh.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Bluhman on June 02, 2009, 12:46:58 AM
Aww. After a bit of further inspection, it doesn't look like you can do a Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences thing with this one. Not enough grammar to make fun of.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Valiere on June 02, 2009, 01:05:11 AM
It's a piece from that godawful Mary Sue novel.

I don't think a series of "chapters," each consisting of a few poorly-strung-together "sentences" (Most of which just describe every piece of Hot Topic-bought clothing Ebony Dark'Ness Whatever is wearing) qualifies as a novel.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Darkfox on June 02, 2009, 01:17:51 AM
Aww. After a bit of further inspection, it doesn't look like you can do a Half-Life: Full-Life Consequences thing with this one. Not enough grammar to make fun of.

I don't think I'm brave enough to touch THIS one.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 02, 2009, 01:34:08 AM
“BTW Willow that ****ing poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” B’loody Mair shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily .
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on June 02, 2009, 01:35:09 AM
...

...

...WHY?!
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on June 02, 2009, 02:12:45 AM
Wow, this is way old. Like Haloes in Space old.

Still horrible though.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: DedlellyDeth on June 02, 2009, 02:44:15 AM
It's so old it's new.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Valiere on June 02, 2009, 03:01:36 AM
I'm convinced a troll made it. No one is that stupid.

Speaking of infamously bad fanfic, ever heard of "Celebrian"? Oh, it's not poorly-written....but I can guarantee you won't finish it.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Archem on June 02, 2009, 04:07:32 AM
Wow, this is way old. Like Haloes in Space old.
So? Internet culture is based off of old ****.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 02, 2009, 06:25:19 AM
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4633780/1/Knuckles_and_Sonic_save_the_Beach
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1730364/Hans_von_Hozel
Obvious troll, but still awesome.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Dragonium on June 02, 2009, 07:17:37 PM
Older than the Sun. Still makes me want to pull out wepon and yell NO.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Darkfox on June 02, 2009, 08:02:27 PM
At the top of lung!
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: _JeT_ on June 02, 2009, 08:21:26 PM
Speaking of infamously bad fanfic, ever heard of "Celebrian"? Oh, it's not poorly-written....but I can guarantee you won't finish it.

I'm willing to take that bet! link pwease
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: fruckert on June 02, 2009, 11:18:37 PM
*dies of brain hemorrhage caused by this...thing raping brain*
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Musha on June 02, 2009, 11:31:02 PM
Every time someone writes a bad fanfic, God kills a kitten.....
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Valiere on June 03, 2009, 05:36:48 AM
I'm willing to take that bet! link pwease


http://web.archive.org/web/20010423131650/http://www.greyarchive.com/Celebrian.htm


If you can read this, you can read anything.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Musha on June 03, 2009, 06:38:27 AM
My sister, a big Harry Potter fan, pointed out to me that Dumbledore's statement
Quote
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
would only be appropriate if the speaker of the piece were Narcissa Malfoy (Draco's Mum).  I applaud her sharp and timely wit.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Prpl_Mage on June 03, 2009, 06:39:48 AM
[spoiler]
Quote from: Celebrian
"What is this?" said the goblin king. The lift of his loin cloth caused by the stiffening of his weenie demonstrated full well that the question was moot.
[/spoiler]

What the..?
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: HobomasterXXX on June 03, 2009, 07:06:23 AM

http://web.archive.org/web/20010423131650/http://www.greyarchive.com/Celebrian.htm


If you can read this, you can read anything.
Jesus christ.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on June 03, 2009, 01:05:12 PM
I read the topic first. So I'm not going to read it. Also, Dedlelly has 1111 posts.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: _JeT_ on June 03, 2009, 03:05:19 PM

http://web.archive.org/web/20010423131650/http://www.greyarchive.com/Celebrian.htm


If you can read this, you can read anything.

Well... I read it... Rather interesting, and hilarious. I could not stop laughing during it, especially at the part where the king's dick was over two feet long.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Valiere on June 03, 2009, 03:42:49 PM
Whoever made it seems to have several different fetishes, all of which are too repulsive to discuss on such a family-friendly forum.
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Shady Ultima on June 04, 2009, 07:07:14 AM
Yea, I finished it. Quite disturbing... but I kept on reading...
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: Archem on June 04, 2009, 08:39:01 PM
Ffrttvckt. My braind popped.ddddddd
Title: Re: My Immortal
Post by: fruckert on June 06, 2009, 04:28:45 AM
As bad books (more like loose gathering of words) kill me inside, I want to say that I didn't read it
...
Want being the keyword
...
*shudders in horror*