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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: fruckert on June 25, 2009, 03:02:09 AM

Title: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: fruckert on June 25, 2009, 03:02:09 AM
Nope, not at all (http://cubeme.com/blog/2008/12/26/strange-panasonic-gel-remote-by-panasonic/)!
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Don't you think they could have spent the money on something more...useful?
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: _JeT_ on June 25, 2009, 03:05:05 AM
Quote
But when you touch it, the remote gets excited

Yeah it does!
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Post by: ThexXtremeXx on June 25, 2009, 03:11:59 AM
now they just need the uh..one that is shaped like a uh...

apex.
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Post by: Ryan914 on June 25, 2009, 04:59:43 AM
Just as infantile as the Wii jokes.
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Post by: Darkfox on June 25, 2009, 05:04:57 AM
They really could have spent their money on something less gimmicky.
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 25, 2009, 05:17:38 AM
Just as infantile as the Wii jokes.
Except this is almost blatantly sexual.
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Archem on June 25, 2009, 05:58:15 AM
See, the technology is very nice, but their choice of peripherals was...

Well, flaccid. I fear that they're just too cocky to be beating off the competition with such limp tools. If they want to erect a good standing on the future of floppy junk, then they're going to have to whack off a few members of their R&D for not having a rigid new idea. But perhaps I'm being to hard on them. I should give them a fair chance to insert their device into the mainstream, and see how people play with it. Who knows? Perhaps it's not a serious boner, and it might just give the competition a good licking!







Also, it reminds me of a penis.
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: fruckert on June 25, 2009, 06:06:29 AM
See, the technology is very nice, but their choice of peripherals was...

Well, flaccid. I fear that they're just too cocky to be beating off the competition with such limp tools. If they want to erect a good standing on the future of floppy junk, then they're going to have to whack off a few members of their R&D for not having a rigid new idea. But perhaps I'm being to hard on them. I should give them a fair chance to insert their device into the mainstream, and see how people play with it. Who knows? Perhaps it's not a serious boner, and it might just give the competition a good licking!







Also, it reminds me of a penis.
Brilliant play on words.
All I have to say.
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 25, 2009, 06:54:19 AM
Pure genius.
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Post by: Grandy on June 25, 2009, 11:58:30 PM
See, the technology is very nice, but their choice of peripherals was...

Well, flaccid. I fear that they're just too cocky to be beating off the competition with such limp tools. If they want to erect a good standing on the future of floppy junk, then they're going to have to whack off a few members of their R&D for not having a rigid new idea. But perhaps I'm being to hard on them. I should give them a fair chance to insert their device into the mainstream, and see how people play with it. Who knows? Perhaps it's not a serious boner, and it might just give the competition a good licking!







Also, it reminds me of a penis.

Archem, ladies and gentlemen!
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on June 26, 2009, 12:00:44 AM
AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIIILD

*claps and whistles*
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2009, 12:12:13 AM
*Is the guy that boos just to be different*
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Post by: Nandez on June 26, 2009, 12:16:50 AM
See, the technology is very nice, but their choice of peripherals was...

Well, flaccid. I fear that they're just too cocky to be beating off the competition with such limp tools. If they want to erect a good standing on the future of floppy junk, then they're going to have to whack off a few members of their R&D for not having a rigid new idea. But perhaps I'm being to hard on them. I should give them a fair chance to insert their device into the mainstream, and see how people play with it. Who knows? Perhaps it's not a serious boner, and it might just give the competition a good licking!




Also, it reminds me of a penis.


Lol that was a masterpiece of a comment.
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Felix-0 on June 26, 2009, 12:17:46 AM
*throws pop-corn at ed*
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 26, 2009, 01:54:45 AM
Sony has competition.
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Post by: Darkfox on June 26, 2009, 01:59:12 AM
Sony has competition.

XD
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Post by: Archem on June 26, 2009, 05:18:14 AM
Thank you, thank you. So, I walk into a bar the other day, and I say to the waiter "I'll have a water because I can't pay for drinks", and he has the biker gang playing pool off towards the back of the bar take me out back and put the hurt on me, medium-style.


I hate bars. One of them went through my face that night.
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Darkfox on June 26, 2009, 05:27:23 AM
Thank you, thank you. So, I walk into a bar the other day, and I say to the waiter "I'll have a water because I can't pay for drinks", and he has the biker gang playing pool off towards the back of the bar take me out back and put the hurt on me, medium-style.


I hate bars. One of them went through my face that night.

Though irrelevant to the topic COMPLETELY... that is actually very funny. XD
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 26, 2009, 05:42:31 AM
Mildly.

The only mildly funny part was the last, and isn't very original.
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Darkfox on June 26, 2009, 05:48:28 AM
Mildly.

The only mildly funny part was the last, and isn't very original.

Yeah... wait, what does this have to do with useless remotes/inventions?
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 26, 2009, 08:11:03 AM
How... mildly funny they are, well of course!
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Darkfox on June 26, 2009, 08:12:44 AM
How... mildly funny they are, well of course!

I... well... um... you make a darn good argument! XD
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Archem on June 26, 2009, 09:02:30 AM
Mildly.
This is the best level of humor to be at. Too much, and people die. Too little, and people want you to die.
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Darkfox on June 26, 2009, 09:26:05 AM
This is the best level of humor to be at. Too much, and people die. Too little, and people want you to die.

Are the two interchangeable?
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 26, 2009, 09:34:56 AM
This is the best level of humor to be at. Too much, and people die. Too little, and people want you to die.

It's also mediocre.
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Felix-0 on June 26, 2009, 01:03:37 PM
We have no restraint?
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on June 26, 2009, 02:20:03 PM
*throws pop-corn at ed*

*turns on cell phone and talks really loudly.*
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on June 26, 2009, 08:25:37 PM
CLeaning crew don't like a mess.
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Archem on June 27, 2009, 03:02:58 AM
It's also mediocre.
Alrighty. I can see you're trying to get my goat.

Why are you trying to get my goat? What have I done to provoke you?
Title: Re: This isn't sexual at all!
Post by: Grandy on June 27, 2009, 03:41:54 AM
*turns on cell phone and talks really loudly.*

*walks in with two huge thugs weraing security shirts*