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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 12:32:52 PM

Title: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 12:32:52 PM
Its always wonderful when you wake up and your bank account is over drawn by a friend by mistake from his PS3, and then you trip and land elbow first into your laptop monitor only to see image behind the sreen looks like a shattered window, only a week after your laptop crashes because it overheated. Its gonna be a beautiful day.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 07, 2009, 12:37:44 PM
Why did you ever give your friend your bank account details, ever?
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Felix-0 on July 07, 2009, 12:39:55 PM
Why would you be trying out for ECW with your labtop anyways?

And yea, how did he use his PS3 to do it?
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 12:40:36 PM
He gave me the money to get him a game on my debit and I guess I left the debit card on there, and he got it mixed up with his moms credit card. He sent me the money back but its gonna take 2-3 days to get it into the account by which time overdraft fees will have reacher 60$, for a total of -2$ overdraft.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Felix-0 on July 07, 2009, 12:43:48 PM
damn. that sucks
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 12:45:27 PM
It still doesnt bother me as much as the damn monitor does. Its like look at my screen through broken glass, and in 60% of the sreen theres a buge ink blotches.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Felix-0 on July 07, 2009, 12:46:35 PM
that's pretty much unfixable. How are you talking to us? you have another CPU?
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 12:48:16 PM
I had to hook my laptop up to an old monitor.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Felix-0 on July 07, 2009, 12:51:01 PM
how did that work out?
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 12:52:32 PM
Ok for now while Im on vacation. But its not gonna work for when I go back to school. This really sucks.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 07, 2009, 12:54:16 PM
I had to hook my laptop up to an old monitor.

I had that same setup not too long ago (when I was killing time with those mouse drawings), I bet you're having the same amount of fun I had.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 01:25:05 PM
Like I said ed, its a beautiful day so far. The monitor is ok, but if I wanted a desktop I would have bought one. That and I have to type in front of this dead monitor.

-=EDIT=-

(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e354/hellroc/IMG_9956.jpg)
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Drace on July 07, 2009, 01:41:13 PM
Welcome to the world of the lasktop. Mine has been on life support for a full year and a half now. You'll get used to it. It's a bitch, but hey, at least it still works. Right?

EDIT: Might I recommend a USB mouse and keyboard? That way, just tuck your laptop to the side so it won't be in your way all the time.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 01:46:08 PM
Thats a pretty decent idea, though depressing as well. lol

The monitor is gf's old monitor, for anyone who notices the ladiebugs all over it.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Felix-0 on July 07, 2009, 02:47:40 PM
Nah, nothing good happens to us X3
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 03:32:23 PM
Nah, nothing good happens to us X3

Very true.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Felix-0 on July 07, 2009, 04:25:49 PM
Yea...not to me. I have to stop drinking energy drinks because there's a chance that they could cause an ulcer to form in my chest.
Therefore my stomach also hurts after eating just about anything
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 07, 2009, 04:59:22 PM
Bad things happen to the best of us, and in real life the villian usually winds up on the beach filled with naked wemon. Lifes no fairytale friends, even though I wish it were.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: ThexXtremeXx on July 07, 2009, 05:06:21 PM
Very wrong. Good things happen to me. Last night, I had a hot dog. It tasted great.

Oh sorry I forgot to tell you,
that was my penis.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Drace on July 07, 2009, 06:36:34 PM
Oh sorry I forgot to tell you,
that was my penis.

That means you are now penis-less, yet have no vagina. Enjoy being neither gender.



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Bad things happen to the best of us, and in real life the villian usually winds up on the beach filled with naked wemon.
beach filled with naked wemon
naked wemon
wemon

The hell is a wemon? Sounds dangerous. I don't want a naked wemon, let alone a beach filled with them.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Ben on July 07, 2009, 07:03:40 PM
I didnt laugh. Did anyone here laugh? I dont think so. Thats because you are not funny.

He is right 100%
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Apex on July 07, 2009, 07:59:00 PM
Some new-age Digimon from the sounds of it.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on July 07, 2009, 08:19:22 PM
Neat. A penis joke. I think some chat-goers know what that means.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Archem on July 07, 2009, 08:47:00 PM
OP: Burn it all with fire.


Yeah, I have a laptop that looks like that. The broken screen part, at least. Not sure where the lappy is these days, but I'm sure it still has a borked display.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Ben on July 07, 2009, 09:25:21 PM
I just threw out my old screen-broken-laptop. Was my first laptop, and I kept it in a box for like, 4 years. For A while, I also Had it plugged into an old CRT monitor.

The whole thing is sucky, and I truly feel for you, friend.

Eventually though, youll end up with a better laptop as a result. These things have a way of working themselves out in time.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: HobomasterXXX on July 07, 2009, 11:06:26 PM
that's pretty much unfixable. How are you talking to us? you have another CPU?
I'm not sure installing a new Central Processing Unit will fix his screen.
(No, I will not drop this until you speak like a normal person)
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Darkfox on July 08, 2009, 12:31:27 AM
That's getting kinda lame. As much as saying "CPU" is incorrect, this is getting... I dunno, old. :\
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Archem on July 08, 2009, 02:15:44 AM
No, it's getting correct.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Darkfox on July 08, 2009, 02:57:17 AM
No, it's getting trollish.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Archem on July 08, 2009, 03:07:54 AM
True, but that's not important.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Cerebus on July 08, 2009, 03:16:35 AM
I agree with this.

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Oh sorry I forgot to tell you,
that was my penis.

Hahahaha, penis.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Darkfox on July 08, 2009, 03:18:24 AM
I agree with this.

Agree with what?
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Cerebus on July 08, 2009, 03:19:48 AM
I knew this could lead to confusion.

I meant with this.

True, but that's not important.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Darkfox on July 08, 2009, 03:22:07 AM
Darn conformists...

now as a rebel I must start saying "CPU"...
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Cerebus on July 08, 2009, 03:30:43 AM
You mean the Communist Party of Ukraine?
Yes, I found other meanings for CPU. Thanks to Wikipedia!
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Darkfox on July 08, 2009, 03:33:41 AM
You mean the Communist Party of Ukraine?
Yes, I found other meanings for CPU. Thanks to Wikipedia!

Yes. My computer is now a Communist Party of Ukraine! See what you guys did? You turned my computer into a communist!
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on July 08, 2009, 03:37:30 AM
OH MAH GOSH! COMPUTER NERDS!
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Darkfox on July 08, 2009, 03:49:20 AM
OH MAH GOSH! COMPUTER NERDS!

OH EM GEE! Seriously. XD
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Archem on July 08, 2009, 04:46:38 AM
OH MAH GOSH! COMPUTER NERDS!
On my internets?
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on July 08, 2009, 06:36:14 AM
On my internets?
Who crowned you king?
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Archem on July 08, 2009, 07:00:48 AM
The people.

Duh.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Ben on July 08, 2009, 07:09:09 AM
im detecting high levels of sandy vaginas in this thread.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Darkfox on July 08, 2009, 07:21:43 AM
The people.

Duh.

What people? What is the meaning of this!? Oh right... now I get it. This is another one of those paradox thingies.

Edit: Anyways, can't help you out Rahl, I've never won a wrestling match with my computer. :P
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on July 08, 2009, 07:48:50 AM
How about mud wrestling? Heey.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Darkfox on July 08, 2009, 07:49:22 AM
How about mud wrestling? Heey.

XD!! I can't say much else to that. XD
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Rahl on July 08, 2009, 10:13:02 AM
Evidentally I won the wrestling match, and it was to the death, and now I have to bury the SOB.

There may be a solution yet though, as my gf has insurace and she gonna put it off as she fell on it, Mabey I'll get a new one from it... Mabey...
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: Drace on July 08, 2009, 05:05:23 PM
Youse all troalling.
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on July 08, 2009, 08:15:05 PM
Says the guy wit ha  fierce bird and a measly apple on the same sig
Title: Re: Wonderful News
Post by: fruckert on July 08, 2009, 11:46:16 PM
In which the shiny apple has a broken link ;_;