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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: MissingName on September 22, 2009, 01:40:41 AM

Title: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: MissingName on September 22, 2009, 01:40:41 AM
Right, so my mom was giving me a ride home from school.  As usual, she brought the dogs (brick-head poodles) along for the ride.  I get in the car, and see that mom is holding a bloody paper towel to my dog Bingo's foot while calling my dad on her cellphone.  There's quite a bit of blood on the seat.  Bingo's fussing, so we can't really tell what's wrong with his foot.

Meanwhile, dad has been told the news about the dog.  In return, he gives us more shocking news.  He's scheduled to do a business trip in (http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/censor_bar.gif), in the very near future.

So I let the dog bleed on me (I'm wearing a white shirt) as we go home.  We drop the other poodle off and head over to the animal hospital.  After a long wait, the vet comes in and finds that Bingo has completely ripped off a toenail.  We wait as the foot is soaked, disinfected and bandaged.  Just before Bingo comes back into the waiting room, we get a call from dad:

"I'm at the airport.  I'll call you when I'm in (http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/censor_bar.gif).  Sorry, but they moved up the trip.  See you on Wednesday."

Bingo limps in the room.  The bandage makes him flail his injured leg around because it offers very little traction.  The bandage is bright pink.  When it's wet outside, he'll have to wear a cut-off IV bag around the bandage.  We tried it out.  Result: his injured leg goes up to head level because there is even less traction.  He gives us eye whites and demands to be carried everywhere.

So.  What amusing things happened in your day?
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: _JeT_ on September 22, 2009, 02:13:02 AM
I FOUND A NICKEL! =D
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on September 22, 2009, 02:13:32 AM
I kicked a brick-head poodle. Stupid thing's bandage offended my presence.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: SaiKar on September 22, 2009, 02:20:33 AM
I read a topic about someone who was so paranoid about their security that they had to censor bar out city names, as if that was the key to tracking them down.

I got covered in potentially toxic chemicals today, but that's just another day for me...
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: fruckert on September 22, 2009, 04:41:20 AM
I slept.
Because I was tired.

And earlier, I almost ripped out my arm doing the wheel in pottery.
Damn I'm a ****ing pussy.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Rahl on September 22, 2009, 04:56:27 AM
I saved the world, from aliens.





















Then I woke up.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Hell Angel on September 22, 2009, 05:39:19 AM
I saved the world, from Rahl's mom.





















Then she came.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: MissingName on September 22, 2009, 10:57:31 AM
I read a topic about someone who was so paranoid about their security that they had to censor bar out city names, as if that was the key to tracking them down.

Okay, he's going to Miami.  He's not going to a military base this time.
I kicked a brick-head poodle.
We do that everyday, not to mention his self-injuries.  Yesterday morning he fell off the bed.  Today he ran into the fridge.  (He's mostly blind.)
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Apex on September 22, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
my mom was giving me a ride home from school.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Obvious Sock Account on September 22, 2009, 05:24:36 PM
I woke up to the sound of my father moving his computer upstairs, and with a dog in my bed.  Then I played Pools of Radiance for about an hour and I didn't die once, for a change.  And now I'm listening to music on shuffle and the first song was one of my favorites.

Fairly good day, so far.

I read a topic about someone who was so paranoid about their security that they had to censor bar out city names, as if that was the key to tracking them down.

I HAVE ENEMIES OKAY!? ;_;

like Stu
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Fortet on September 22, 2009, 07:49:24 PM
I got sick and had to miss band practice.

What's so horrible?
My band director apparently used me as an example in class. He said that, despite the fact that I wasn't there, he knew I would be there and ready to go at band practice. I had to call and leave him a message about how this was a bad mistake...
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on September 22, 2009, 11:13:03 PM
I got sick and had to miss band practice.

What's so horrible?
My band director apparently used me as an example in class. He said that, despite the fact that I wasn't there, he knew I would be there and ready to go at band practice. I had to call and leave him a message about how this was a bad mistake...

...ouch.  Yeah, our band recently got hit bad with the "band flu". -.-"  It was weird, I was conducting a band about half its size at one point because so many people were missing.


...Uh... I practiced my college audition piece?
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: MissingName on September 22, 2009, 11:15:05 PM
Bingo is getting better at walking.  He still demands to be carried around.
And he still refuses to take his medicine.  Not a big surprise there.


Yes, I can drive.  The thing is, we can't afford another car right now and my parents need both cars for work.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Fortet on September 22, 2009, 11:25:25 PM
Yes, I can drive.  The thing is, we can't afford another car right now and my parents need both cars for work.

Ouch. I know that feeling all too well :|
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: fruckert on September 23, 2009, 12:01:53 AM
I had a massive nosebleed the moment I turned 17.
It was spooky.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: MissingName on September 23, 2009, 12:12:05 AM
Congrats on your birthday. 

Or as we say in or family for no particular reason: "Babba dooya."
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Archem on September 23, 2009, 12:37:57 AM
I played Xbox.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on September 23, 2009, 02:20:27 AM
Hilarious.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: HobomasterXXX on September 23, 2009, 03:23:24 AM
I played Xbox.
On the way home?
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: Archem on September 24, 2009, 05:26:24 AM
You bet your sweet *** I did.
Title: Re: A funny thing happened on the way home today...
Post by: MissingName on September 26, 2009, 01:39:58 AM
Before we took it off, I got a picture of Bingo's pink bandage.  It turned darker over the course of the week...
(http://i874.photobucket.com/albums/ab303/MissingName/dog.jpg)
And this thread can be ignored now.  No new updates, unless he eats another pan of brownies or something.