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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Zerlina on November 21, 2009, 04:59:30 AM

Title: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Zerlina on November 21, 2009, 04:59:30 AM
In lieu of bordeom, what are the best/strangest serious posts you've come across recently?
Found these ones today...

Model needed
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/tlg/1470261543.html

Proper pet care
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=333255&f=165

Stealthy rice king's facts don't add up (these were posted one after the other)
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/act/1474468008.html
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/act/1474469398.html




Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 21, 2009, 05:52:00 AM
That female cat masturbation one caught my eye...




Like that's shocking to anyone who's been here for at least a year...
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: HobomasterXXX on November 21, 2009, 06:21:42 AM
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Cat pussy juice tastes good!
Will it harm my finger?
Do you know this from experience?
Or is this just more of your nasty net naughtiness?
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If it doesn't burn my tongue, then I doubt that it will melt my finger down to the bone.
I.. what.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: MissingName on November 21, 2009, 02:43:22 PM
Hum.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: SaiKar on November 21, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
Lmao.
Now I am curious though... Are cats able to have orgasms? I think they arent. But you know... I guess it wont hurt to try.

Huge alarm bells are ringing in my head, telling me not to encourage this topic into going down this path... but eh, what the hell.

They are in some form or another. In fact, most animals are. It's a built in biological stimulation that makes reproduction a desirable activity, thus encouraging the continuation of the species.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 21, 2009, 05:36:36 PM
Which leads to the question: is that a good thing?

If the opposite were true, and said activity were as dull as painting, it would mean the only goal IS to reproduce. What would that do?

I MUST DO RESEARCH. Using lab mice.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: _JeT_ on November 21, 2009, 07:53:01 PM
If humans only had sex in order to reproduce, there would be no wars, no hunger, no diseases, or anything like that.
On the other hand, there would be no humans left.

Your logic fails me.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Dragonium on November 21, 2009, 08:28:23 PM
(http://rageblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/stripper.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 21, 2009, 09:30:04 PM
I'm not on any serious websites so I guess I can't post anything.

However, I do recall someone my age asking if its okay if someone they know is making out with someone. And the people were 10. And in 5th grade.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Razor on November 21, 2009, 10:38:21 PM
If humans only had sex in order to reproduce, there would be no wars, no hunger, no diseases, or anything like that.
On the other hand, there would be no humans left.
What the ****
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 21, 2009, 10:51:26 PM
(http://rageblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/stripper.jpg)
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Dragonium, mah boy! Oh, it's so good to see you posting!

If only the terms weren't so facepalm-inducing.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Darkfox on November 22, 2009, 02:29:35 AM
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Dragonium, mah boy! Oh, it's so good to see you posting!

If only the terms weren't so facepalm-inducing.

Agreed... that post was very facepalm worthy. Also, note that under her picture reads "bum".
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: fruckert on November 22, 2009, 04:12:48 AM
Kinda sorta unrelated but my very very blonde cousin said yesterday that "Only obese people die from swine flu."
...
Kind of bad timing, as someone in the extended family (sorta) is currently on life support from having swine.

And where is that thing that Lucas posted?
The "Time traveler wanted" one.
That was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on November 22, 2009, 05:17:11 AM
This?

(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7244/65f4a1ec5a001a02396ac2d.jpg)
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: fruckert on November 22, 2009, 05:58:33 AM
Yes, that.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on November 22, 2009, 06:17:50 PM
She probably meant retarded.
As for the lack of oxygen thing... who knows?
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on November 22, 2009, 08:02:16 PM
Maybe she's retired.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on November 22, 2009, 09:45:58 PM
She probably meant retarded.
As for the lack of oxygen thing... who knows?

I don't see how you confuse retired with retarded...
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 22, 2009, 10:57:54 PM
This whole thread is retired.

LOCKED






























...But not really.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Zerlina on November 23, 2009, 02:27:34 AM
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/1477956137.html
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 23, 2009, 02:37:59 AM
Are those boxer-briefs?

The dude's in-the-know.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on November 23, 2009, 03:16:20 AM
More Craigslist goodness (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lex/1397210800.html)
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 23, 2009, 03:20:34 AM
what are the best/strangest serious posts you've come across recently?
It was still pretty good, though.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on November 23, 2009, 03:45:43 AM
I know, I couldn't resist. :p
The other Craigslist stuff I've seen is "meh" at best.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Zerlina on November 23, 2009, 06:25:05 AM
Found this a while ago as well, but couldn't find it again when I was starting the thread. I really don't know if this one is serious or not, though, since it could really go either way.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/881177993.html

(|NDP and Green Party are two very far-left parties in Canada)
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: fruckert on November 23, 2009, 09:01:43 AM
"Perseus"?
Wow.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 23, 2009, 09:04:04 AM
Jesus, I hope that one's a joke.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Bluhman on November 23, 2009, 10:32:34 AM
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little on the chubby side
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(http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/881177993.jpg)
That is not a little. Your facial fat clearly sinks a few inches below your chinbone.

Also:
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INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)

What the hell does wm stand for, woman? Perseus is a woman and she's looking for a woman? And for god sakes, use the damn proper english name for Japanese, please. You're too busy trying to call Japanese people the so-called original name (Japan is actually a french mispronounciation of Nihon. Yep.) when you're not even asian for fucks sake.

Wow! I have issues! I really hope that one's a joke, too!

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(the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior)
**** you. Where would so-called Asian (He clearly means Japanese. Psh.) culture be without help from the West?
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Zerlina on November 23, 2009, 02:31:49 PM
Where would so-called Asian (He clearly means Japanese. Psh.) culture be without help from the West?

Um...going to ignore that last comment...


But anyway, I think "wm" stands for white male. But yeah seriously hope it's a joke
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Dragonium on November 23, 2009, 04:49:38 PM
Wow! I have issues! I really hope that one's a joke, too!

I could point out that it's confirmed to be a troll, but why would I want to spoil the fun?
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Zerlina on November 23, 2009, 05:15:35 PM
I could point out that it's confirmed to be a troll, but why would I want to spoil the fun?

Source?
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Dragonium on November 23, 2009, 05:59:40 PM
Source?

I don't recall an exact source, I just remember it being discussed at Mr Cho's Chinese Palace and several people saying it was done by a troll from said discussion board.

So to sum up I don't know.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 23, 2009, 07:08:05 PM
So your lack of proof means you're talking out of your ***.

On with the discussion!
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Bluhman on November 23, 2009, 08:52:38 PM
Um...going to ignore that last comment...

No, no, no. I'm saying that HE specifically means Japanese. As do I do in that statement. Japan would not have Anime, Manga, or Video Games if they hadn't been influenced by the U.S. In that statement, I'm specifically talking about that aspect. "So-called asian culture", referring to how he's referring to it, is referring to the portion of the asian culture that he actually likes, which, guess what, seems to be specifically limited to Anime, Manga, and - you know what, it's a damn troll. What the hell am I typing this for.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Darkfox on November 23, 2009, 09:10:43 PM
I got nothing, there was this guy on Xentax forums that was trying to use a close-up picture of his teeth as his signature but people got grossed out and he was making it an attachment each time and was really irrelevant to the topic. And somebody argued with him about it. So he changed it to either a close-up of his nose or his eye.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: SaiKar on November 23, 2009, 09:10:49 PM
Bluhman, would you like a shovel, or are you okay with digging yourself deeper with your bare hands?
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Bluhman on November 23, 2009, 10:54:07 PM
What. Is it not clear that I am discrediting this guy's beliefs on Asian culture instead of discrediting Asian culture in itself?
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: lilsniffs3 on November 24, 2009, 04:54:38 AM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/buf/1387963816.html

I did not understand any of this. But I don't fricking care, cause it may be funny to someone.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: fruckert on November 24, 2009, 05:37:27 AM
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/buf/1387963816.html

I did not understand any of this. But I don't fricking care, cause it may be funny to someone.
...what?
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 24, 2009, 05:40:51 AM
It's mighty clever. Definitely sums up my opinion of those douche-bag Starbucks folks.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Dragonium on November 24, 2009, 11:29:55 AM
So your lack of proof means you're talking out of your ***.

On with the discussion!

You're a discussion.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 24, 2009, 07:16:56 PM
No arguments here.

Discuss!
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Zerlina on November 26, 2009, 01:33:02 AM
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/rnr/1482358746.html

Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: fruckert on November 26, 2009, 01:44:06 AM
I fail to see any logic there.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Archem on November 26, 2009, 02:35:05 AM
Yeah, good enough for me.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Cosmos on November 26, 2009, 06:12:40 PM
(http://rageblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/stripper.jpg)

I wanna see the rest of this convo! XD
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on November 26, 2009, 06:39:12 PM
I wanna see the rest of this convo! XD

Google powers, activate!
http://www.realpics.net/forums/topic/My-dad-saw-me-on-the-RP-forums-and?t=199877&p=2
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: Felix-0 on November 26, 2009, 10:36:22 PM
Not now chief, I'm in  the F****** zone!
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: MissingName on November 26, 2009, 11:48:51 PM
Hum.
Title: Re: Worst/Strangest Online Postings
Post by: SaiKar on November 26, 2009, 11:51:07 PM
Not now chief, I'm in  the F****** zone!
YES