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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Zerlina on November 21, 2009, 04:59:30 AM
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In lieu of bordeom, what are the best/strangest serious posts you've come across recently?
Found these ones today...
Model needed
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/tlg/1470261543.html
Proper pet care
http://www.hipforums.com/newforums/showthread.php?t=333255&f=165
Stealthy rice king's facts don't add up (these were posted one after the other)
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/act/1474468008.html
http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/act/1474469398.html
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That female cat masturbation one caught my eye...
Like that's shocking to anyone who's been here for at least a year...
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Cat pussy juice tastes good!
Will it harm my finger?
Do you know this from experience?
Or is this just more of your nasty net naughtiness?
If it doesn't burn my tongue, then I doubt that it will melt my finger down to the bone.
I.. what.
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Hum.
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Lmao.
Now I am curious though... Are cats able to have orgasms? I think they arent. But you know... I guess it wont hurt to try.
Huge alarm bells are ringing in my head, telling me not to encourage this topic into going down this path... but eh, what the hell.
They are in some form or another. In fact, most animals are. It's a built in biological stimulation that makes reproduction a desirable activity, thus encouraging the continuation of the species.
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Which leads to the question: is that a good thing?
If the opposite were true, and said activity were as dull as painting, it would mean the only goal IS to reproduce. What would that do?
I MUST DO RESEARCH. Using lab mice.
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If humans only had sex in order to reproduce, there would be no wars, no hunger, no diseases, or anything like that.
On the other hand, there would be no humans left.
Your logic fails me.
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(http://rageblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/stripper.jpg)
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I'm not on any serious websites so I guess I can't post anything.
However, I do recall someone my age asking if its okay if someone they know is making out with someone. And the people were 10. And in 5th grade.
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If humans only had sex in order to reproduce, there would be no wars, no hunger, no diseases, or anything like that.
On the other hand, there would be no humans left.
What the ****
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Dragonium, mah boy! Oh, it's so good to see you posting!
If only the terms weren't so facepalm-inducing.
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Dragonium, mah boy! Oh, it's so good to see you posting!
If only the terms weren't so facepalm-inducing.
Agreed... that post was very facepalm worthy. Also, note that under her picture reads "bum".
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Kinda sorta unrelated but my very very blonde cousin said yesterday that "Only obese people die from swine flu."
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Kind of bad timing, as someone in the extended family (sorta) is currently on life support from having swine.
And where is that thing that Lucas posted?
The "Time traveler wanted" one.
That was pretty awesome.
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This?
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/7244/65f4a1ec5a001a02396ac2d.jpg)
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Yes, that.
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She probably meant retarded.
As for the lack of oxygen thing... who knows?
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Maybe she's retired.
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She probably meant retarded.
As for the lack of oxygen thing... who knows?
I don't see how you confuse retired with retarded...
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This whole thread is retired.
LOCKED
...But not really.
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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/m4w/1477956137.html
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Are those boxer-briefs?
The dude's in-the-know.
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More Craigslist goodness (http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lex/1397210800.html)
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what are the best/strangest serious posts you've come across recently?
It was still pretty good, though.
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I know, I couldn't resist. :p
The other Craigslist stuff I've seen is "meh" at best.
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Found this a while ago as well, but couldn't find it again when I was starting the thread. I really don't know if this one is serious or not, though, since it could really go either way.
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/881177993.html
(|NDP and Green Party are two very far-left parties in Canada)
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"Perseus"?
Wow.
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Jesus, I hope that one's a joke.
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little on the chubby side
(http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/tor/881177993.jpg)
That is not a little. Your facial fat clearly sinks a few inches below your chinbone.
Also:
INTELLIGENT, cultured, 22y/o wm seeking Asian women (pref. Nihonese)
What the hell does wm stand for, woman? Perseus is a woman and she's looking for a woman? And for god sakes, use the damn proper english name for Japanese, please. You're too busy trying to call Japanese people the so-called original name (Japan is actually a french mispronounciation of Nihon. Yep.) when you're not even asian for fucks sake.
Wow! I have issues! I really hope that one's a joke, too!
(the origin of my affinity for Asian culture, which is frankly superior)
**** you. Where would so-called Asian (He clearly means Japanese. Psh.) culture be without help from the West?
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Where would so-called Asian (He clearly means Japanese. Psh.) culture be without help from the West?
Um...going to ignore that last comment...
But anyway, I think "wm" stands for white male. But yeah seriously hope it's a joke
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Wow! I have issues! I really hope that one's a joke, too!
I could point out that it's confirmed to be a troll, but why would I want to spoil the fun?
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I could point out that it's confirmed to be a troll, but why would I want to spoil the fun?
Source?
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Source?
I don't recall an exact source, I just remember it being discussed at Mr Cho's Chinese Palace and several people saying it was done by a troll from said discussion board.
So to sum up I don't know.
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So your lack of proof means you're talking out of your ***.
On with the discussion!
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Um...going to ignore that last comment...
No, no, no. I'm saying that HE specifically means Japanese. As do I do in that statement. Japan would not have Anime, Manga, or Video Games if they hadn't been influenced by the U.S. In that statement, I'm specifically talking about that aspect. "So-called asian culture", referring to how he's referring to it, is referring to the portion of the asian culture that he actually likes, which, guess what, seems to be specifically limited to Anime, Manga, and - you know what, it's a damn troll. What the hell am I typing this for.
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I got nothing, there was this guy on Xentax forums that was trying to use a close-up picture of his teeth as his signature but people got grossed out and he was making it an attachment each time and was really irrelevant to the topic. And somebody argued with him about it. So he changed it to either a close-up of his nose or his eye.
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Bluhman, would you like a shovel, or are you okay with digging yourself deeper with your bare hands?
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What. Is it not clear that I am discrediting this guy's beliefs on Asian culture instead of discrediting Asian culture in itself?
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/buf/1387963816.html
I did not understand any of this. But I don't fricking care, cause it may be funny to someone.
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/buf/1387963816.html
I did not understand any of this. But I don't fricking care, cause it may be funny to someone.
...what?
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It's mighty clever. Definitely sums up my opinion of those douche-bag Starbucks folks.
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So your lack of proof means you're talking out of your ***.
On with the discussion!
You're a discussion.
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No arguments here.
Discuss!
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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/rnr/1482358746.html
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I fail to see any logic there.
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Yeah, good enough for me.
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(http://rageblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/stripper.jpg)
I wanna see the rest of this convo! XD
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I wanna see the rest of this convo! XD
Google powers, activate!
http://www.realpics.net/forums/topic/My-dad-saw-me-on-the-RP-forums-and?t=199877&p=2
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Not now chief, I'm in the F****** zone!
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Hum.
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Not now chief, I'm in the F****** zone!
YES