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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: MissingName on November 29, 2009, 08:57:15 PM

Title: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: MissingName on November 29, 2009, 08:57:15 PM
I saw them advertised in the paper today.
(http://oitudoemcima.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/twilight-barbie-dolls.jpg)

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Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Archem on November 29, 2009, 08:59:23 PM
Give me one of those pills, too.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on November 29, 2009, 09:19:25 PM
Oh good Lord no! NO! NOOOO! EWWWWW!
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
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Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: RuneBlade on November 29, 2009, 09:58:10 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Zerlina on November 29, 2009, 09:59:15 PM
I wonder if they sparkle in the sun.


Is it disturbing to anyone else that a movie franchise that is plastered all over every magazine, website, and talk show has the same target audience as Barbie?
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: _JeT_ on November 29, 2009, 10:48:12 PM
*walks in* Hey guys, what's u- *sees dolls* ... *just walks out of thread without saying anything*
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on November 29, 2009, 10:55:19 PM
I say we all pool our money together, buy all of the dolls, and burn them.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Valiere on November 29, 2009, 10:59:09 PM
Are those even legit? The girl looks like Barbie, but the guy is too realistic-looking to mesh with the style. Looks shopped to me.

EDIT: Nevermind, it's legit! lolz.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on November 30, 2009, 12:09:31 AM
EDIT: Nevermind, it's legit! lolz.

Sadly...
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Musha on November 30, 2009, 12:18:40 AM
Those dolls hurt my soul...
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Archem on November 30, 2009, 05:43:35 AM
I say we all pool our money together, buy all of the dolls, and burn them.
No. No money of ours should ever go anywhere near those things.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Zerlina on November 30, 2009, 05:52:28 AM
I say we all pool our money together, buy all of the dolls, and burn them.

No. No money of ours should ever go anywhere near those things.

Besides, if we did that, what would happen to our cake and hooker fund?
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on November 30, 2009, 05:53:41 AM
No. No money of ours should ever go anywhere near those things.

Plus that'd mean they'd be making a profit. No, they should gather dust on the shelves and the company go bankrupt to be truly satisfying.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: fruckert on November 30, 2009, 06:01:10 AM
...
*walks out on thread*
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Valiere on November 30, 2009, 07:33:41 AM
IF YOU WALK OUT OF THIS THREAD, IT'S O-VER!
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Bluhman on November 30, 2009, 07:54:59 AM
Me>(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a11/Bluhman/OwlPunch.jpg)<The concept of Twilight Barbie Dolls
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: MissingName on November 30, 2009, 12:19:53 PM
I told my sister I would be getting her some.

She asked me if they come with power tools, lighter fluid and meat grinder.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Grandy on November 30, 2009, 07:03:28 PM
O sh-
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on November 30, 2009, 07:49:38 PM
I told my sister I would be getting her some.

She asked me if they come with power tools, lighter fluid and meat grinder.

=D I wish!
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Drakiyth on November 30, 2009, 09:00:13 PM
The entire twitard saga, twitard fans, twitard clothes (including team edward/jacob panties), Twitard Lunch Boxes, Toilet paper, Flamethrowers, Tampons, Lubrication, Books, Movies, EVERYTHING needs to be thrown on an island far from the other sane parts of the world and hit with a 50 megaton Nuclear Explosion.   (AKA TSAR NUKE)
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Angel Walter on November 30, 2009, 09:02:37 PM
Frankly, these dolls are more wrong than BarbieTM itself!!!
I suggest that we contact: Barack Obama, Gordon Brown (PM of Britain (Not that it'll do much good!)), Chuck Norris (Oh, VE-RY original!), and various other assorted Deities/Powerful beings and beg them to do something about this!!!
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Felix-0 on November 30, 2009, 09:04:09 PM
now I know how manic depressant people are formed.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Angel Walter on November 30, 2009, 09:07:33 PM
now I know how manic depressant people are formed.
Que? Who's depressed? I'm listening to 'Don't Stop Me Now'! Nothin's gonna depress me!
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Archem on November 30, 2009, 09:37:02 PM
Like an atom bomb, I'm 'bout to woah-WOAH-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA EXPLODE!
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Angel Walter on November 30, 2009, 09:47:38 PM
Like an atom bomb, I'm 'bout to woah-WOAH-WHOA-WHOA-WHOA EXPLODE!
Umm... Yeah, that one.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Bluhman on November 30, 2009, 11:09:29 PM
I'll make a super sonic woman of you...

GET THE SEVEN CHAOS EMERALDS. RIGHT NOW.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: fruckert on December 01, 2009, 05:09:35 AM
The entire twitard saga, twitard fans, twitard clothes (including team edward/jacob panties), Twitard Lunch Boxes, Toilet paper, Flamethrowers, Tampons, Lubrication, Books, Movies, EVERYTHING needs to be thrown on an island far from the other sane parts of the world and hit with a 50 megaton Nuclear Explosion.   (AKA TSAR NUKE)
I could find a use for the toilet paper.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Valiere on December 01, 2009, 06:12:59 AM
See, look what you guys did. Now we have Twilight banner ads on this page.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on December 01, 2009, 06:45:58 AM
See, look what you guys did. Now we have Twilight banner ads on this page.

Say it ain't so Val, say it ain't so! *sobbing in the background*
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 01, 2009, 12:00:28 PM
This thread has reminded me of why I love you all.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Musha on December 01, 2009, 02:10:26 PM
So...where's the Jacob doll?


C'mon I can't be the only one who thought that.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on December 01, 2009, 04:38:26 PM
Apparently I can apply online to appear in breaking dawn.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on December 01, 2009, 06:45:40 PM
Apparently I can apply online to appear in breaking dawn.

I just now read that. XD What's up with that? Trying to appeal to fans more?
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Angel Walter on December 01, 2009, 09:20:33 PM
So...where's the Jacob doll?


C'mon I can't be the only one who thought that.
It would seem you are...
Apparently I can apply online to appear in breaking dawn.
Sounds like a perfect opening for sabotage!!!
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Rahl on December 01, 2009, 10:31:38 PM
This should be one thread were we should incourage off-topicness, we are inviting twilight to charas.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2009, 12:40:14 AM
Oh God, no! The curse is upon us!
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Emerates on December 02, 2009, 01:04:14 AM
This thread is oozing with masculinity.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: MissingName on December 02, 2009, 02:26:55 AM
Goddamn, what have I started?
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Archem on December 02, 2009, 05:27:23 AM
*abandons ship*
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2009, 06:53:08 AM
*sees banner ads* They... won't... stop... *runs for dear life*
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Zerlina on December 02, 2009, 06:56:20 AM
I dunno, I'm getting an ad for MySQL
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Valiere on December 02, 2009, 07:15:32 AM
On this page, I'm getting one for "Allison Iraheta," whoever that is.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Archem on December 02, 2009, 07:21:24 AM
Oh man, this new Firefox plug-in is the bomb. All I see (thankfully) are little Flash icons surrounded by large boxes.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on December 02, 2009, 08:00:42 AM
Oh man, this new Firefox plug-in is the bomb. All I see (thankfully) are little Flash icons surrounded by large boxes.

FlashBlock eh? I needed to turn it off because it blocked me from uploading vids to YouTube for some reason or other. YT must have decided to be Anti-FlashBlock after the maintenance. =/
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Archem on December 02, 2009, 09:18:56 AM
Indeed... *blows on bubble pipe*
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: MissingName on December 02, 2009, 12:16:23 PM
Hum.  Now all I'm getting is "FREE INTERNET EXPLORER 8."
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Angel Walter on December 02, 2009, 09:17:39 PM
I'm getting ads for the latest flash player... I think the curse has been lifted!
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: fruckert on December 03, 2009, 12:45:58 AM
YT must have decided to be Anti-FlashBlock after the maintenance. =/
Loose Snow Crash reference?

TWILIGHT TWILIGHT EDWARD JACOB NEW MOON WHATEVER THE THIRD BOOK IS BLAH BLAH ADS MIDGET PORN

EDIT: WTH, I'm getting MySQL and Microsoft Programming.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: MissingName on December 03, 2009, 03:52:27 AM
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 3 OUT OF 5 ADS ARE FOR TWILIGHT

This is why I have depression.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 03, 2009, 05:31:41 PM
KARAOKE REVOLUTION AVAILABLE HOLIDAY 2009! ORDER TODAY!


No Twilight as for me. I am happy Ed(ward).
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Bluhman on December 03, 2009, 06:41:14 PM
Wait, this site has ads?

(Uses AdBlock.)
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: fruckert on December 04, 2009, 01:07:08 AM
"Tired of these things?
Get Adaway!"

I love it.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on December 04, 2009, 04:48:50 AM
"Tired of these things?
Get Adaway!"

I love it.

=3 Whee, an ad against ads, how... ummm...
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Angel Walter on December 04, 2009, 09:42:13 PM
"HEROES OF GAIA" The ad proudly proclaims. I bet it's ridiculously average.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: FFL2and3rocks on December 04, 2009, 09:49:56 PM
I remember a crappy ad blocker program I had a long time ago. Instead of getting rid of popups, it just gets rid of the images on the popups, and also adds the side-effect of not letting you close the popups.
Title: Re: Twilight Barbie Dolls
Post by: Darkfox on December 05, 2009, 04:01:12 AM
I remember a crappy ad blocker program I had a long time ago. Instead of getting rid of popups, it just gets rid of the images on the popups, and also adds the side-effect of not letting you close the popups.

Wow... that kinda kills the purpose of it don't it?