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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Valiere on December 17, 2009, 02:19:36 AM

Title: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Valiere on December 17, 2009, 02:19:36 AM
I challenge you to find a worse song than this.

And "Year 3000" by the Jonas Brothers is disqualified.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Bluhman on December 17, 2009, 02:27:30 AM
It's almost good, but the singer needs to die. And the lyricist. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMr52bCXNdU)

Mmm Bop - Hanson    (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFIkJMN7dFc)

I cannot understand the words. "The secret noooodlewah" What?
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Post by: Drakiyth on December 17, 2009, 02:27:39 AM
Mmm Bop - Hanson  

The love song - Barney and friends
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 17, 2009, 02:34:13 AM
And the Jonas Brothers is disqualified.

Fixed.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: lilsniffs3 on December 17, 2009, 02:36:48 AM
I can't say I'd rather be, raped while I'm asleep...

OH GAWD U GOT TEH SAWNG IN MAH HEAD!!! Everyone sings this at school, its so fricking annoying.

Anything with Lil Wayne is worse.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Darkfox on December 17, 2009, 02:49:59 AM
Soulja Boy
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Post by: Archem on December 17, 2009, 03:05:18 AM
I don't know what any of this is. No, Google and YouTube are not allowed to help me out, because I'm quite happy in my little cave, where only quality sounds are welcome (unless my headset starts acting up again).
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Darkfox on December 17, 2009, 03:13:09 AM
I don't know what any of this is. No, Google and YouTube are not allowed to help me out, because I'm quite happy in my little cave, where only quality sounds are welcome (unless my headset starts acting up again).

Yeah, I am very very selective in my little music bubble, though there are several pop culture "noise" that interferes with my harmony. One of the biggest is the above example. =/ Added I live in the "country/hip hop/rap" region, I... suffer a lot of diruptions to my zen.











In other words a lot of pop crap comes up around where I live and they play it as loud as possible thinking it is cool and such looking like total idiots while I'm trying to listen to something with actual quality.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: HobomasterXXX on December 17, 2009, 03:20:03 AM
Soulja Boy
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: lonewolf on December 17, 2009, 12:34:10 PM
im a barbie girl' in a barbie world
Trio - Da, Da, Da
Laurie Anderson - O Superman
what the hell  ha ha ha O Superman
Laurie Anderson, "Walk The Dog
Laurie Anderson "Life on a String
she on durgs with songs like that
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: fruckert on December 17, 2009, 02:00:39 PM
Oh, ****, what was that screamo autotune **** that I threw up a while ago?
EDIT: Aha (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&eurl=http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2009/08/18/music-endurance-test/&feature=player_embedded).
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Post by: Apex on December 17, 2009, 02:11:23 PM
Yeah, that songs annoying.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Shady Ultima on December 17, 2009, 03:43:52 PM
If I was a Boy - Beyonce. My god, it has to be the worst song ever written.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Bluhman on December 17, 2009, 05:46:05 PM
Oh, ****, what was that screamo autotune **** that I threw up a while ago?
EDIT: Aha (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&eurl=http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2009/08/18/music-endurance-test/&feature=player_embedded).

For god sakes, it takes the absolute worst from every genre of music ever created; annoying screams from death metal, autopitch from gay pop, lyrical themes associated with rap with nonstop talk about sex, and a really boring music video to top that off.
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Post by: Desimodontidae on December 17, 2009, 06:46:26 PM
Rap pretty much disqualifies itself.
Once I said "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavinge was the worst song ever.
A year later it was "I kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry.
Now I just try not to listen/ watch MTV or any related channels or turn the radio too slowly. I wish I was born in like... the 30's! Growing up with amazing music, when people actually had talent (for the most part) and dying right around the beginning of the 90's, when music pretty much died forever (but it suffered a slow horrible death through the 70's and 80's).
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Post by: Desimodontidae on December 17, 2009, 06:51:06 PM
I'm only there for the music. Also, assuming I were born in the 30's, not a lot was known about preventive medicine, or taking care of yourself. By the time I were 60 I'd probably be in some pretty bad health anyways. But. Back on topic........
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Valiere on December 17, 2009, 10:42:54 PM
Rap pretty much disqualifies itself.
Once I said "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavinge was the worst song ever.

I said that once, too. In almost all of her songs, you can tell which lyrics Avril had a hand in writing and which ones her "collaborator" wrote. "She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking?!" is just one of those lyrics that you can see Avril joyfully scribbling onto a piece of paper and congratulating herself for.

This song is close to dethroning "Fireflies" as my #1 current radio annoyance. I'll post the Youtube clip since I'd wager most of you have never heard it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OKlzm6BQ8A

I swear to god, it's like Harley Quinn from Batman made a song.

Also..."We kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger"? What the hell? Has she seen a current picture of Mick Jagger?
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 17, 2009, 10:53:03 PM
Good lord. That is awful.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Bluhman on December 17, 2009, 11:00:28 PM
KE$HA
OH BOY, 21st CENTURY, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Nandez on December 18, 2009, 12:02:06 AM
Oh, ****, what was that screamo autotune **** that I threw up a while ago?
EDIT: Aha (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH5ibABP4U&eurl=http://www.spoonyexperiment.com/2009/08/18/music-endurance-test/&feature=player_embedded).

You're probally talking about Attack!Attack!
I actually like screamo from certain bands.

Worst song ever

Anything by J Bigga (If you have never heard him or of him count yourself lucky.)
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Archem on December 18, 2009, 12:57:31 AM
I actually like screamo from certain bands.
Yes, but you're Nandez. We've come to expect this type of thing from you.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Drakiyth on December 18, 2009, 03:02:43 AM
Oh I know another song that makes me want to punch the cutest and most innocent thing..

My Hump - Black Eyed Peas
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: RuneBlade on December 18, 2009, 04:00:38 AM
Caramelldansen. No, its not good. Its horrible
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: MissingName on December 18, 2009, 12:18:39 PM
Tiny Tim.  Дермьо, this has been stuck in my head lately...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M&feature=related)
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on December 18, 2009, 02:17:58 PM
This song is close to dethroning "Fireflies" as my #1 current radio annoyance. I'll post the Youtube clip since I'd wager most of you have never heard it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAVEME!!!

From the first few seconds, I got the same vibe the girls at my school used to give.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Grandy on December 21, 2009, 02:46:41 AM
And brazilian 'rap' too. Like 99,8% of it.

I like the ones where they get Black Eyed Peas songs and write new age lyrics over it.

You know the ones.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Cerebus on December 21, 2009, 03:03:17 AM
You know what I hate? Good old song remade into crap. Or crap with parts of old songs.
Two examples are the "You Spin me Round" schitz or "She's Like the Wind" crap.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Bluhman on December 21, 2009, 03:07:56 AM
Two examples are the "You Spin me Round" schitz or "She's Like the Wind" crap.

I completely agree with you here. The original is awesome. I sometimes sing it, and of course, my friends go off on a tangent and sing the new one;
"You spin my head right round right round, goin' down down (something or other, I don't give a damn.).."
And then of course, it degenerates into rap. Wonderful.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: DragonBlaze on December 21, 2009, 05:47:31 AM
SPACE OLYMPICS!
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: zuhane on December 21, 2009, 10:07:02 AM
Soulja Boy

Yes!! Thank you! I'd give it the worst song of 2007 award!

Worst song of 2008: Boom Boom Pow!

Worst song of 2009: "Break Break your Heart" or "Tonight's gonna be a good night"
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Desimodontidae on December 21, 2009, 08:32:09 PM
You know what I hate? Good old song remade into crap. Or crap with parts of old songs.
Two examples are the "You Spin me Round" schitz or "She's Like the Wind" crap.

I know, I agree with that fully. AND covers. Look at how many great songs Marylin Manson ruined. Not like he was any good to begin with. John 5 had talent though. Metallica did a good cover of Turn the Page. And Alien Ant Farm's cover of Smooth Criminal was amazing. Bust most covers just chew up and spit out the original songs...
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Post by: fruckert on December 21, 2009, 08:37:39 PM
On the covers topic, as much as I like Apocalyptica's original work, some of their covers (what they became famous for) are just...weird.
Like Master of Puppets.
Eugh...that one's horrible.

Some are awesome (Refuse/Resist is awesome, although it can't really compare to the original).

And then there's the songs that you don't really know are covers until you look it up.
I didn't know The Nurse Who Loved Me was a cover until a few days ago.
Same with Korn's take on Word Up (I can't believe I liked them as much as I used to).
I had no idea that was a cover when I first heard it.
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Archem on December 22, 2009, 02:41:14 AM
I know, I agree with that fully. AND covers. Look at how many great songs Marylin Manson ruined. Not like he was any good to begin with. John 5 had talent though. Metallica did a good cover of Turn the Page. And Alien Ant Farm's cover of Smooth Criminal was amazing. Bust most covers just chew up and spit out the original songs...
Dream Theater had a pretty amazing cover of To Tame A Land.

But that's not terribly relevant to the thread, so I'll add something to cover my ***.

I heard the song in the thread title. I was on the way to Goodwill to donate a fuckton of clothes, and after asking her to change the radio station to something less obnoxious for the hundredth time, the song came on. It was mighty horrible. Then she started singing along. Doubly horrible.
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on December 22, 2009, 04:04:38 AM
...Who is 'she'?

Archem... You don't have a woman in your life, do you?! And you didn't tell me?!
Title: Re: I get a THOUSAND HUGS! From 10,000 LIGHTNING BUGS!
Post by: Archem on December 24, 2009, 12:52:08 AM
Sorry, I thought I mentioned she was my sister.

I'd also like to preemptive strike: NOTHING SEXUAL.