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Title: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: forgetaboutit on January 25, 2010, 10:58:12 PM
I don't know if people have to feed while on heaven... But if they do, I bet they eat this.
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/366/63762944.png)
Tasted so freaking awesome. Best thing I could ever wish for birthday.
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Post by: _JeT_ on January 25, 2010, 11:00:07 PM
... *jealous*

All I have to eat right now is a Dominos pizza. ;__;
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Post by: Bluhman on January 25, 2010, 11:00:33 PM
Goddammit, I was expecting pornography.
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Post by: FFL2and3rocks on January 25, 2010, 11:00:40 PM
I can feel my arteries clogging just by looking at it.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 25, 2010, 11:01:28 PM
THIS IS DELICIOUS.

Honestly, though, we don't get burgers like those around here. All we ever have are the giants, BK and McD, a few Wendy's, and (if you go far, far out of your way) a few ma-and-pop stores that sell simple Burgers or Cheeseburgers. :/
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Post by: Bluhman on January 25, 2010, 11:04:33 PM
There was this one German restaurant in Rochester that served traditional fare, beer, and burgers. One burger had stuff like egg and bacon on it. It was pretty damn good.

I'm actually quite curious as to what's exactly in that sandvich. Can you describe it, Luke?
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on January 25, 2010, 11:09:12 PM
I can feel my arteries clogging just by looking at it.
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Post by: Archem on January 25, 2010, 11:54:46 PM
Yes, this must be what overweight angels eat. To hell with health, I want all my food in this form!

I'll skip the egg, though. Not a fan.
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on January 26, 2010, 12:03:31 AM
Good lord. That does sound/look delicious. I must make one. Omit the mayo and mustard, though.
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Post by: Cerebus on January 26, 2010, 12:06:09 AM
Meh. I'd prefer this:

(http://static.manolith.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/babyback.jpg)

Not the best looking but oh well.

Of course, I wouldn't be able to make it myself, though.
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Post by: Archem on January 26, 2010, 12:25:33 AM
Good lord. That does sound/look delicious. I must make one. Omit the mayo and mustard, though.
That, too. I can tolerate them, but if I was making my own, they'd be absent.

Oh, and Cerebus, that's a Texas classic. Matter of fact, I just had some ribs on Saturday.

Good stuff.
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Post by: fruckert on January 26, 2010, 12:26:48 AM
I may have to try making this myself.
Go having an entire family that can cook!
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Post by: SaiKar on January 26, 2010, 12:27:22 AM
Cerebus, oh hell yes. A solid burger is a great meal, but there's nothing like meat on the bones covered in BBQ sause to make a guy feel like a viking or a caveman. RARRRRR NEED MORE MEAT!
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Post by: fruckert on January 26, 2010, 12:32:14 AM
****, we have no beef.
D<
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Post by: Darkfox on January 26, 2010, 12:44:13 AM
I agree, ME LOVES ME SOME RIB MEATS!
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Archem on January 26, 2010, 01:36:11 AM
****, we have no beef.
D<
What kind of sick person doesn't keep an obscene amount of beef in their house at all times?!
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on January 26, 2010, 01:58:44 AM
This thread is now officially about RIBS.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Zerlina on January 26, 2010, 02:11:22 AM
I think I just gained 3lbs.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Darkfox on January 26, 2010, 02:27:43 AM
This thread is now officially about RIBS.

RIB MEATS! RIIIIIB MEAAAAAATS! =3
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: fruckert on January 26, 2010, 03:25:53 AM
What kind of sick person doesn't keep an obscene amount of beef in their house at all times?!
I know, that's why I'm pissed!
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Post by: Archem on January 26, 2010, 04:05:09 AM
I think I just gained 3lbs.
Yes...
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Post by: supasora on January 26, 2010, 05:15:42 AM
Cows are the most useful animals in the world.
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Post by: MissingName on January 26, 2010, 12:14:50 PM
My dad smokes his own turkeys, ribs and briskets.  We've got one of those giant drum grills, you know, with a side firebox.


Goddamn, they make the whole neighborhood smell great.  Leftovers are unheard of on smoker night.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on January 28, 2010, 12:33:32 AM
So me, my brother, my uncle and cousin decided to visit a famous hamburger shop in a city nearby. They're kinda famous for their 4kg hamburger. In that goes almost anything that's eatable by human beings. Not exacly tasty, but it's fun to eat something larger then my head.

Oh yeh, we SPLIT that one in four.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/almeidafreak/Saldanha.jpg)

I vomited a lot that day...
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Post by: MissingName on January 28, 2010, 01:12:25 AM
Holy shi...
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Post by: Archem on January 28, 2010, 01:22:15 AM
Jesus...
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Post by: Cerebus on January 28, 2010, 01:57:29 AM
...Christ!
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on January 28, 2010, 02:00:28 AM
O_O
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Post by: Bluhman on January 28, 2010, 04:50:03 AM
Why-
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Post by: Darkfox on January 28, 2010, 05:50:17 AM
... ... ... ... ... ... it is something straight from one of my nightmares...
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Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2010, 05:56:18 AM
Bah, I've seen bigger.
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Post by: supasora on January 28, 2010, 06:08:44 AM
Bah, I've seen bigger.
(This just is just asking for it.) That's what she said!
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Bluhman on January 28, 2010, 06:40:29 AM
(This just is just asking for it.) That's what she said!

...To you.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2010, 06:46:02 AM
Seriously though, I think this one restaurant in my old town sold 8lb burgers.
As well as dozen egg omelets, and allowing you to buy everything on the menu for a little over a grand.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Archem on January 28, 2010, 07:00:32 AM
little over a grand.
Either you made a mistake here, or those are some ridiculously over-priced burgers.
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Post by: fruckert on January 28, 2010, 07:29:07 AM
I mean literally everything on the menu.
Every single item.
That's a little over a weeks worth of food.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Bluhman on January 28, 2010, 07:55:01 AM
Seriously though, I think this one restaurant in my old town sold 8lb burgers.
As well as dozen egg omelets, and allowing you to buy everything on the menu for a little over a grand.

Pretty impressive. Still, ain't got nothing on the worlds most expensive burgers! (http://most-expensive.net/burgers-world)
(Though, admittedly, it's not that big in comparison to the 8 lb whatever. The burgers alone never get above $200, but damn, the first one comes in a combo that costs $5,000.)
Burger kings 'The Burger' costs $186, and has the following:
Quote
The world’s most expensive hamburger is made, as usual, with Wagyu beef. It is also decked with white truffles, onion tempura prepared in Cristal champagne and some of Spain’s finest Pata Negra ham. All of this is presented in an Iranian saffron and truffle bun.
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Post by: Darkfox on January 28, 2010, 08:08:10 AM
Good Lord...
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Post by: MissingName on January 28, 2010, 12:07:44 PM
Wow.

And in other news, we now have ads for Wagyu beef.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Drakiyth on January 28, 2010, 04:09:02 PM
...To you.

LOL
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Post by: Angel Walter on January 28, 2010, 04:21:51 PM
I think that burger earlier was more likely to eat me than the other way round.
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Post by: zuhane on January 28, 2010, 05:56:10 PM
Where's the porn?
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 28, 2010, 07:47:55 PM
Where's the porn?

You obviously missed Almeidaboo's post.

(awaits Captain Hero references.)
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Archem on January 28, 2010, 09:36:10 PM
Where's the porn?
This is burger porn. And there's nothing a man likes more than sandwiches and porn.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on January 28, 2010, 10:13:21 PM
This is burger porn.

It looks like it's getting...

*puts on sunglasses*

smokey in here.

YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Archem on January 28, 2010, 10:23:20 PM
There's some beef that knows how to

*applies shades*

Bump and grind.

YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Bluhman on January 28, 2010, 10:41:03 PM
Seriously guys, this thread

*puts on sunglasses*

...has beefed.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: SaiKar on January 29, 2010, 12:28:30 AM
Out CSI: Miami'ing me? I THINK NOT


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/SaiKar/YEAH2.png)
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Darkfox on January 29, 2010, 12:40:53 AM
Out CSI: Miami'ing me? I THINK NOT


(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/SaiKar/YEAH2.png)

XD!!! SO TRUE!
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Cerebus on January 29, 2010, 01:08:37 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/BurgerPorn.png)

Yes Indeed.
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Post by: SaiKar on January 29, 2010, 03:08:29 AM
Well played, Cerebus, well played.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on January 29, 2010, 03:33:00 AM
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/BurgerPorn.png)

Archem? With arms? What blasphemy is this?
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 29, 2010, 03:48:59 AM
Oh god, what have I done?
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Post by: Archem on January 29, 2010, 03:58:02 AM
Nothing. Stop trying to steal credit.
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Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on January 29, 2010, 05:26:37 AM
Yeah after all it was my idea.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Bluhman on January 30, 2010, 06:18:54 AM
So me, my brother, my uncle and cousin decided to visit a famous hamburger shop in a city nearby. They're kinda famous for their 4kg hamburger. In that goes almost anything that's eatable by human beings. Not exacly tasty, but it's fun to eat something larger then my head.

Oh yeh, we SPLIT that one in four.

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/almeidafreak/Saldanha.jpg)

I vomited a lot that day...

Wait... Wait... I can't be certain, but I think I might ALMOST have you beat here. (http://la.foodblogging.com/2006/01/20/the-75x75/)
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Archem on January 30, 2010, 06:39:40 AM
Sweet Jesus...
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Post by: Bluhman on January 30, 2010, 07:58:42 AM
Yep. Go into an In-N-Out chain, and you can ask for any number of patties and slices of cheese you want. 1 slice and 1 patty? Easy. Double it up? Fine by them. Triple it? Sure. 100 patties and 100 slices of cheese? Hey! They can do it!
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Post by: Darkfox on January 30, 2010, 08:42:50 AM
Wait... Wait... I can't be certain, but I think I might ALMOST have you beat here. (http://la.foodblogging.com/2006/01/20/the-75x75/)

MADNESS!
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Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on January 30, 2010, 09:03:16 AM
100 patties and 100 slices of cheese? Hey! They can do it!
Now that's service.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Archem on January 30, 2010, 09:15:06 AM
Too bad the chain doesn't exist down here.

I think... *begins research*

*ends research* Nope. Damn.
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Post by: X_marks_the_ed on January 30, 2010, 01:44:45 PM
I wonder if anyone else ordered one, just to see what it looks like for themselves.
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Post by: MissingName on January 30, 2010, 05:04:03 PM
There was a reaction picture I used to love, but I can't find it.  It was of a fat kid staring in open-mouth shock, holding an ice cream cone with the ice cream on the ground.  That's my reaction to that burger.
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Post by: Almeidaboo on January 31, 2010, 02:44:47 PM
I'm mostly into small, thoughtfully prep'd burgers. That giant freak I ate was kinda bizarre. It hag 8 eggs on it. I mean, 8 ****ing eggs.
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Post by: Darkfox on January 31, 2010, 09:24:22 PM
I'm mostly into small, thoughtfully prep'd burgers. That giant freak I ate was kinda bizarre. It hag 8 eggs on it. I mean, 8 ****ing eggs.

Good Lord... yeah... I don't quite get the appeal in a huge burger. Especially if it doesn't taste good.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Archem on February 01, 2010, 01:01:44 AM
Good Lord... yeah... I don't quite get the appeal in a huge burger.
What kind of man are you?

Especially if it doesn't taste good.
No real man eats burgers that taste bad.

Darkfox, you are not a man.
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Post by: Bluhman on February 01, 2010, 01:09:12 AM
What kind of man are you?
No real man eats burgers that taste bad.

Darkfox, you are not a man.
What is a man? A worthless pile of hamburgers?
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Post by: Red Giant on February 01, 2010, 04:52:32 AM
Yeah, what kind of real man doesn't enjoy stuffing his mouth with a sizeable hunk of meat?


Seriously though I'm taking this thread personally. As a student I've been eating nothing but pasta and cereal for the past month and the things I would do for a hamburger like that are too diabolical to even mention.
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Bluhman on February 02, 2010, 10:21:02 PM
Oh crap. More hamburger related brilliance. (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3262368&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1)
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Post by: Darkfox on February 03, 2010, 03:08:47 AM
ABOMINATIONS!
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Post by: Archem on February 03, 2010, 03:42:47 AM
Once again, Darkfox, you are no man.
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Post by: fruckert on February 03, 2010, 04:28:46 AM
Who doesn't like nothing but obscene amounts of bacon and cheese?
Title: Re: The most beautiful thing a man could ever look at.
Post by: Darkfox on February 03, 2010, 07:58:44 AM
Depends if it is omelets and bacon. But sheesh, some of those things were horrendous mutations that don't even look like a real man's dinner. Gimme a huge porkchop or steak dinner and I'll eat like Fred Flintstone, not a layered thing like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Nothing says "man" more than a freakin steak dinner. Limp patties? Pulleez. =3

Though my dentist says I shouldn't be having any.

Well, what he doesn't know won't hurt me.

Damn, my gums are bleeding... cool! Ow...
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Post by: Archem on February 03, 2010, 08:43:23 AM
Dainty man! I suppose you want your steak fancied up and served with some sort of sauce? I bet you eat it cooked, and with a fork! A real man eats a hunk of meat any way he finds it! He is not afraid of what it may do to his body, so long as it tastes good and is possibly an unhealthy alternative to working in a coal mine!
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Post by: Bluhman on February 03, 2010, 08:50:20 AM
Screw that. I just like sauce. My favorite thing you can order from BK: A mustard stain.
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Post by: Archem on February 03, 2010, 09:14:12 AM
In fairness, I do like my meat cooked to death. If it's anything short of charcoal, it's not edible. Makes cooking terribly easy on me, though. Who needs a timer when you have a smoke alarm?
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Post by: Darkfox on February 03, 2010, 09:20:00 AM
I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

But seriously, I prefer fried chicken. Lots and lots of fried chicken.
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Post by: fruckert on February 03, 2010, 09:42:30 AM
That chung would be a really good sample to yoink.
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Post by: fruckert on February 03, 2010, 11:23:31 PM
I like bloody meat, personally.
I also like bloody steaks.
okay, that was bad, sorry

And my dream as a kid was always to eat one of those sandwiches that Shaggy had.
**** yeah!