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Title: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Red Giant on January 31, 2010, 03:36:41 AM
(http://a6.vox.com/6a0109815650e1000d0109d07541be000e-500pi)

I just... I just want to cuddle her.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Valiere on January 31, 2010, 04:14:57 AM
I have no idea who that is.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Red Giant on January 31, 2010, 04:58:14 AM
Felicia Day, Writer and star of "The Guild" Webseries and "Penny" from Dr. Horrible. Cute as a button. She always plays an awkward nerd girl and damnit that's how she is in real life don't try to tell me otherwise. I like girls with low self esteem because they don't know they can do better.

Calling her a "Celebrity" is kind of pushing it but I was originally just going to put "FELICIA DAAAY" in the subject line so be happy I attempted some semblance of discussable topic. C'mon Val, which man-star juices your cranapple?
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: HobomasterXXX on January 31, 2010, 05:01:14 AM
inb4 twilight jokes
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Valiere on January 31, 2010, 06:15:10 AM
DEFINITELY NOT RPATTZ









Okay, okay, RPattz.


Seriously though, I'm too much of a realist to crush on celebrities.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Red Giant on January 31, 2010, 08:27:32 AM
I thought I was too. Until I watched The Guild. It's really only because of her presentation as an innocent, inexplicably female basement-dweller that fools the optimistic side of me into thinking I have a chance. If she frequented red carpet premiers and showed up on magazine covers I would probably ignore her out of instinct.

Besides, her series is semi-autobiographical. I just know deep down she's the spotless, virginal, fae creature I want her to be. There are some things that you can't fake. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbFjePdOpK8)
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Darkfox on January 31, 2010, 09:56:22 AM
Seriously though, I'm too much of a realist to crush on celebrities.

Same, never really had any celebrity crushes. Never was much into celebrities. My childhood heroes were the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mr. T. Never cared much for celebrities, let alone female ones. And today I don't really care for many of em.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on January 31, 2010, 07:41:45 PM
Yeah actually I've always liked amanda bynes. Since I was a little kid.

*hopes girlfriend never ever sees this*

Ah, the dreams of one's imaginative mind.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Musha on January 31, 2010, 08:05:47 PM
I've had my share of celebrity crushes.  I could start naming names, but then I might embarass myself...
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: fruckert on January 31, 2010, 09:03:15 PM
Yeah, I don't care for any celebrities and I don't think I ever had a crush on any of them.
Goku.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Muraiko on January 31, 2010, 09:51:46 PM
I'm not a realist at all. I've had so many crushes on celebrities... and high school teachers too. >_<
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Fortet on February 01, 2010, 04:34:24 AM
FELICIA DAAAAAY!!!!
OMG, she's so hot... In that nerdy sort-of way...

Did you ever see the video of here getting Bad Horsed?
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Red Giant on February 01, 2010, 04:55:32 AM
Did you ever see the video of here getting Bad Horsed?

Hell yeah. I'm gonna save up the requisite thousand pounds to fly out to PAX and snipe her myself. Only instead of Bad Horse I'll tell her like, some of my witty, witty jokes. And she'd be all like "oh wow you're so funny and different from all my other fans come to my hotel room later" and then she'd fall head over heels for me and we'll get married and we'll have 5 beautiful red headed kids and i've got to go get some tissues my keyboard is soaked with tears
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on February 01, 2010, 06:26:37 AM
I almost feel bad for laughing at that post.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on February 01, 2010, 07:31:47 AM
Same here.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: zuhane on February 01, 2010, 09:50:40 AM
Used to watch Austin Powers all the time when I was younger. Always had a crush on Heather Graham! :p
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Ben on February 01, 2010, 10:47:22 AM
Mr Belvedere
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: fruckert on February 01, 2010, 11:38:44 AM
How has no-one mentioned Kari Byron on Mythbusters.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Prpl_Mage on February 01, 2010, 08:19:26 PM
Sorry to say, but falling in love with a celebrity is like falling in love with a video game character...
I can mention a few that people mention a lot. But let's just stop at most male SquareEnix characters as well as sonic.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on February 01, 2010, 09:43:27 PM
How has no-one mentioned Kari Byron on Mythbusters.

i got to admit that you have a valid point
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Valiere on February 01, 2010, 09:50:00 PM
sonic.

For real?
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Archem on February 01, 2010, 09:57:07 PM
Something about blue balls.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on February 01, 2010, 10:05:28 PM
Rule #34
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Bluhman on February 01, 2010, 10:40:59 PM
Sorry to say, but falling in love with a celebrity is like falling in love with a video game character...
I can mention a few that people mention a lot. But let's just stop at most male SquareEnix characters as well as sonic.


This, pretty much. I don't find it inherently right to be really fantasizing about these people.

VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE FREE GAME.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Darkfox on February 02, 2010, 01:04:57 AM
Free game? NOT IF YA HAVE TO BUY IT! ... ... ...

WELL anyways, I suppose there's been many of THOSE considering a fairly game oriented community.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 03, 2010, 01:31:55 AM
How has no-one mentioned Kari Byron on Mythbusters.

I was gonna post and say "Celebrity crushes are stupid" buuuut...
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Uberpwn_w00t on February 03, 2010, 03:24:53 AM
Kari Byron
Yes.

Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Deathreaper on February 03, 2010, 05:34:30 AM
I hate 96% of all of them, so no
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: zuhane on February 03, 2010, 09:38:19 AM
Anyone ever watched Spaced before? There's something cute about Twist that I just
can't put my finger on!
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: White Dwarf on March 15, 2010, 05:12:38 AM
Jesus Almighty Christ my cousin is a loser.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: zuhane on March 15, 2010, 09:38:12 AM
This, pretty much. I don't find it inherently right to be really fantasizing about these people.

VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS, ON THE OTHER HAND, ARE FREE GAME.

I'd do Bowser any day.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: MissingName on March 15, 2010, 11:20:01 AM
I'd do Bowser any day.
OH YEAH.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Nandez on March 15, 2010, 05:01:40 PM
This is better than some people I knew who had crushes on Anime characters.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: fruckert on March 15, 2010, 09:24:35 PM
Oh god, people like that scare me.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Nandez on March 15, 2010, 09:38:43 PM
Oh god, people like that scare me.

They scare everyone man. They scare everyone.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Valiere on March 15, 2010, 09:59:56 PM
What about that Japanese guy who married his virtual girlfriend from Love Plus (the DS dating sim)?
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Nandez on March 15, 2010, 10:12:00 PM
What about that Japanese guy who married his virtual girlfriend from Love Plus (the DS dating sim)?

I remember that! Reminds me of the couple that neglected their own baby to the point of stravation to take of their virtual baby,

Some people shouldn't be allowed a computer.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Cerebus on March 15, 2010, 10:12:56 PM
Some people shouldn't be allowed a life.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Archem on March 15, 2010, 11:01:07 PM
Don't worry, they have no life.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Cosmos on March 16, 2010, 02:55:12 AM
(http://daveena.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/cw-onetreehill-prt-sbush-season5_009526-444069-281x374.jpg)

Need I say anything? She makes me so gay D:
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Deathreaper on March 16, 2010, 02:57:17 AM
I never had a crush on a celebrity
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Zerlina on March 16, 2010, 03:45:29 AM
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/stephen-harper-kitten.jpg)


But not really.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: fruckert on March 16, 2010, 03:48:47 AM
That kitten is adorable.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Cerebus on March 16, 2010, 04:14:10 AM
 :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/gollum.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Zerlina on March 16, 2010, 04:32:58 AM
D: You copied my crush!
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Cerebus on March 16, 2010, 04:36:48 AM
Oh, you too?
Man I just can't resist that look... its got me all shook up!
 :blush:
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Archem on March 16, 2010, 04:37:30 AM
me so gay D:
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Cerebus on March 16, 2010, 04:42:22 PM
I had it for dinner yesterday.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: MostEpicSwordy on March 17, 2010, 08:52:37 PM
YESSSSS
(http://www.fereej.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/house42.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: fruckert on March 18, 2010, 12:34:21 AM
Can't really blame you. I would have a crush on him too if I wasn't such a manly man.
Yeah, instead you crush on Vin Diesel, and Yor.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: fruckert on March 18, 2010, 01:42:36 AM
Oh yeah, you crush on Deadpool.
:3
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Cerebus on March 18, 2010, 01:56:08 AM
Now that's something you can't deny, Lucas.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Drakiyth on March 18, 2010, 12:57:28 PM
She's a celebrity in her own kind of way. Heh..    :Plight:  :Plight:

(http://www.evilhumor.com/media/files7/pictures/liz_vicious.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Nandez on March 18, 2010, 10:52:24 PM
For boys I have always had a crush on Davey Havok
Singer for AFI/Son Of Sam/Blaqk Audio
(http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz125/EverythingElseHere/Havok.jpg)

For girls eh not much for crushes (only few types of girls I find attractive)
When I was younger I did find Cristina Scabbia very beautiful. She's pretty but not my style anymore.
Singer for Lacuna Coil
(http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz125/EverythingElseHere/Cristina.png)

Davey's girlfriend Brittany Bowen I find very pretty though.
(http://i820.photobucket.com/albums/zz125/EverythingElseHere/Bao.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Drakiyth on March 18, 2010, 11:16:16 PM
I've always thought those tribal style earrings where people put a dime sized hole in their ear is ****ing disgusting.  Something about it makes me want to puke, seriously.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Nandez on March 18, 2010, 11:21:20 PM
You mean ear gauges.
I'm not much for them either but alot of people like them.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: MostEpicSwordy on March 18, 2010, 11:50:11 PM
I like to finger my friend's giant ear hole. His are dollar coin size though. XD I was doing that today in fact...
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: fruckert on March 18, 2010, 11:50:32 PM
Eww.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Drakiyth on March 18, 2010, 11:59:01 PM
I like to finger my friend's giant ear hole. His are dollar coin size though. XD I was doing that today in fact...

What in the ever living ****?
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: MostEpicSwordy on March 19, 2010, 12:05:25 AM
With the gauge in. It was hollow. Also someone else was doing the other side.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Nandez on March 19, 2010, 12:06:30 AM
My ears are pierced normal and  people always want me to stretch mine but I keep thinking about not wanting a giant hole in my ear.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Zerlina on March 19, 2010, 01:30:04 AM
I like to finger my friend's giant ear hole.

Must... resist... being... inappropriate...
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Archem on March 19, 2010, 01:54:20 AM
I'm trying harder.

Harder...

****.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: MostEpicSwordy on March 19, 2010, 02:31:28 AM
My comment was built on a foundation of inappropriateness. Fire away.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Valiere on March 19, 2010, 03:59:42 AM
I've always thought those tribal style earrings where people put a dime sized hole in their ear is ****ing disgusting.  Something about it makes me want to puke, seriously.

Yeah, I hate those too. There's something so freakishly unnatural about it.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: fruckert on March 19, 2010, 06:09:41 AM
Some kid at my school has gauges that you could stick a pop can in.
I think I've actually seen him do it.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Archem on March 19, 2010, 06:18:02 AM
Pop can? Man, calling soda "pop" around here is damn uncommon.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Zerlina on March 19, 2010, 03:22:36 PM
I used to say pop but after spending a summer in the states now I always say soda and people make fun of me -__-.

*sigh* one day...one day this world will be equal for those who say soda and those who say pop.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Cerebus on March 19, 2010, 03:43:38 PM
I say none of them. I usually refer to what the can is, such as Sprite can, Pepsi can or Coke can.
And if I ever have to refer to cans in general... well I don't even speak English at home! So I use different terms. But soda can sounds better. Yeah.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Nandez on March 19, 2010, 06:00:30 PM
Isn't this celebrity crushes? So I posted my celebrity "crush" and to be equal I even posted pictures of his girlfriend because she is pretty and closest to a female celebrity "crush' I have. Don't blame me for killing a thread by staying on topic.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Darkfox on March 19, 2010, 06:08:38 PM
I believe his post where he admits to have a crush on a man that appears to be really gay was the gayest think I've ever seen on charas.

...was the gayest think...


...gayest think...

Good Lord, Lucas! You butcher the English language!
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Cerebus on March 19, 2010, 06:33:06 PM
I'll have to agree with Nandez here. And a man having a crush on a male celebrity may sounds gay, but there is nothing wrong with it. Plus, saying it's the gayest thing is wrong. I mean, did you forget about Felix-0's pictures?
I kid, I kid...
But yeah, he did stay on topic. Drakiyth's mention of these earrings things is what lead to soda/pop can, but then again, it's not like the topic completely shifted with several pages of soda can posts. This kind of Off-Topicness happens quite frequently here, I don't think there is anything wrong with it.

Or, did you actually mean that because he said he had a crush on a man, the topic died? 'cause that would be wrong too. I think. Right?
Mountain goat.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: MostEpicSwordy on March 19, 2010, 06:42:20 PM
Nandez killed this thread |:
I believe his post where he admits to have a crush on a man that appears to be really gay was the gayest think I've ever seen on charas.
But not by much.
EDIT: I hit "Post" too early.
Let's not pick on Nandez. He stayed perfectly on track. And just so he's not the only one posting gay things:
(http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/T/TA/TAI/TaintedSoul17/1142300530_quinnbert2.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Archem on March 19, 2010, 07:35:36 PM
Lucas, please leave the thread.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: fruckert on March 20, 2010, 01:14:06 AM
Nandez killed this thread |:
I believe his post where he admits to have a crush on a man that appears to be really gay was the gayest think I've ever seen on charas.
But not by much.
EDIT: I hit "Post" too early.
Correction: You hit post.
Seriously, cut it out.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Drakiyth on March 20, 2010, 08:09:46 AM
Let's not pick on Nandez. He stayed perfectly on track. And just so he's not the only one posting gay things:
(http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/T/TA/TAI/TaintedSoul17/1142300530_quinnbert2.jpg)


Urge to vomit rising...
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 21, 2010, 12:10:48 AM
Technically, it's not gay until balls touch.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Zerlina on March 21, 2010, 03:28:34 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/soccer.jpg)
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Archem on March 21, 2010, 03:31:10 AM
Oh no.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: MostEpicSwordy on March 21, 2010, 07:47:09 PM
Zerlina, you are my hero.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Musha on March 27, 2010, 01:48:38 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/soccer.jpg)
Rule 34 strikes again.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 27, 2010, 02:03:41 AM
I'd still tap Sean Connery.
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Bluhman on March 27, 2010, 02:06:34 AM

Urge to vomit rising...

You has weak stomach.
Quote
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/soccer.jpg)

OH GOD WHAT. *Vomit*
Title: Re: Celebrity Crushes
Post by: Dragonium on March 27, 2010, 07:48:59 PM
Emily Perkins would be my woobie.