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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Nandez on March 24, 2010, 10:13:46 PM

Title: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Nandez on March 24, 2010, 10:13:46 PM
This new gamecrush website which basicially you PAY to play with "hotgirls" on xbox live.

What gets me about this really is the site is already crashed from overload of people going to it which makes me think how desperate are people?
Paying to just to play games with a girl.

Edit:
GameCrush, now available in public beta, introduces an entirely new interactive social gaming experience allowing gamers to meet, match and pay to play online games with other users (PlayDates). GameCrush is the only online service that allows gamers to choose a companion to spice up their favorite online games. Both Players and PlayDates define the experience they want- either “flirty” or “dirty”, choosing from some of the most popular console titles and casual web-based games.
On GameCrush, players can find their perfect PlayDate through browsing their profiles and chatting live with them. Players can then purchase a live one-on-one private gaming session, complete with two-way video and text chat.
Based in San Francisco, CA, GameCrush is the first adult online social site that allows users to meet, match and pay to play online games with other users to enhance their gaming experience. Offering players a variety of console and PC based Games to choose from, GameCrush is the hottest way for gamers to connect and play. Through the GameCrush site, users can browse and search from an extensive list of PlayDates, and site registration is always free. GameCrush charges $6.60 USD for a ten minute PlayDate session on Microsoft's Xbox LIVE.To become a real player.

This site seems... Whats the word i'm looking for?
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: X_marks_the_ed on March 24, 2010, 10:27:20 PM
Yeah, I heard about this. The word you're looking for is sad.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Archem on March 24, 2010, 10:29:47 PM
Heard about it, wished death upon it, knew in the back of my head that it would still make money, wept silently.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Darkfox on March 24, 2010, 10:41:29 PM
Good Lord this is stupid! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 24, 2010, 10:51:51 PM
Another brilliantly bad idea I wish I was on the receiving end of. :/
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Cerebus on March 25, 2010, 12:08:14 AM
Wow.
Well, that doesn't really surprise me. There are no limits to stupidity after all.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Bluhman on March 25, 2010, 01:18:21 AM
It's stupid. But it doesn't concern us. Yet. I hope.
EDIT: San Fran eh? I might get a job with them. Y'know, to be on the 'receiving end' of this stupidity!  :]]

What do goons have to say about this? (http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3283060)

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Er... if you were after just girls to play games with, couldn't you just go register for Okcupid and search for girls who like games and politely ask them to play something with you?

I figured this is what Gamecrush would be while I was reading the OP, but you have to pay. To play online games. With Internet girls.
Gamecrush is explicitly sexual, even nude

Hey, Valiere, willing to lose all dignity with me?

EDIT20001:

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60/6 = 10*$8*** = $80*.4 = $32.00
60/10 = 6*$8*** = $48*.4 = $19.20

***I knocked the $0.25 off to cover fixed costs and to make math easier.

Depending on the game length, 6-10 minutes, if a girl play for a solid hour she will make $19.20 - $32.

Play an hour a day for a year and you get this

$32.00*365 = $11,680
$19.20*365 = $7,008

That's damn good money. No matter how you slice it.

Edit: Because people are saying that they will make ~$5 a game...

$5((10+6)/2) = $45*356 = $16,425

$45 and hour and $16,425 a year with an hour per day. Why can't girls want guys as bad as we want them. I want free money!

It would be damn lucrative. Probably not for me (since what 'gurl gamur' would want to use this cursed service anyhow). And I'm not willing to take the step. Of course, I don't think stripping is obligatory. Dammit, I should stop looking into this right now.


EDIT349232: The servers going down seem to be due to the influx of people coming to see how stupid the idea is. Perhaps humanity is not as hopeless as we once seemed.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Valiere on March 25, 2010, 03:09:38 AM
Whoa. How much do the girls get paid? Not that I'm interested or anything. Mhm.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: MostEpicSwordy on March 25, 2010, 02:06:36 PM
Hahahaha too bad I don't have an Xbox. I could use some money.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Cerebus on March 25, 2010, 04:09:01 PM
EDIT349232: The servers going down seem to be due to the influx of people coming to see how stupid the idea is. Perhaps humanity is not as hopeless as we once seemed.

Yeah well I'm pretty sure they're actually interested, but pretend it's only to see how stupid it is.
Humanity is hopeless, there's nothing we can do about it.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Nandez on March 25, 2010, 07:06:03 PM
Hahahaha too bad I don't have an Xbox. I could use some money.

It is apparently for boys too (but raises the question already asked seriously whats girls would actually pay for this) and i'm pretty enough to make some caaash. Too bad I don't even use my 360 for games or anything really.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 25, 2010, 07:52:01 PM
FCUK I NEED SOME DIGI-POON! CHRIST! MY DICK IS SO HARD.

She's probably better than me at Halo :/
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Prpl_Mage on March 26, 2010, 01:42:44 AM
It's for the Xbox, of course they have crap like this.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2010, 03:11:21 AM
The service isn't exclusive to Xbox. Hell, it's not even exclusive to consoles. They're going full-force on lonely geeks.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Valiere on March 26, 2010, 04:06:52 AM
They're going full-force on lonely geeks.

They always do that. Look at the Evony ads.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2010, 04:11:53 AM
Well, yeah, but that's actually a scam.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on March 26, 2010, 04:43:27 AM
Come to my boobs my master.
Actually, I have a friend who plays Evony. He says its pretty fun if lame city building is your thing.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Valiere on March 26, 2010, 05:14:12 AM
I bet there's not one boob in that entire game.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Archem on March 26, 2010, 06:20:47 AM
I'm sure there aren't. They're clearly not advertising to them.

Oh, wait, you meant something else. My bad.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Valiere on March 26, 2010, 03:11:08 PM
Oh I'm sure plenty of boobs play that game.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Darkfox on March 27, 2010, 12:22:09 AM
A word that means more than one thing and can be totally confusing even if used in proper context... somebody has been specifically evil with the English language in history.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Archem on March 27, 2010, 12:38:19 AM
Yes. It's almost enough to make my boobs hurt.

Of course, nobody ever wants to talk about them...
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Musha on March 27, 2010, 01:47:28 AM
Look at the Evony ads.
Or don't.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Valiere on March 27, 2010, 02:14:07 AM
You know you want to....my lord.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Archem on March 27, 2010, 02:57:12 AM
Only the best for our internet friends, eh, Val?
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Zerlina on March 27, 2010, 05:32:18 AM
I'm really tired of gaming companies thinking gamer guys will watch/play/ or pay for anything with a hot girl in it. Like ****, not everyone who games is socially incapable or that desperate.

Although apparently the site has crashed from overload, so I dunno... but it still pisses me off because it's just making the assumption that everyone who games is lonely and desperate. It's like they're talking down to us. But then somehow there's always people who eat out of their hands (hence the site crashing).

Sorry, it's just one of my pet peeves.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Archem on March 27, 2010, 05:47:53 AM
Reminds me of those late-night commercials for cell phone sex things. I can't believe that they make money doing that.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Bluhman on March 27, 2010, 06:32:15 AM
When will people learn this simple fact?: YOU CAN GET PORN FREE ON THE INTERNET.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Cerebus on March 27, 2010, 06:52:34 PM
I'm really tired of gaming companies thinking gamer guys will watch/play/ or pay for anything with a hot girl in it. Like ****, not everyone who games is socially incapable or that desperate.

Although apparently the site has crashed from overload, so I dunno... but it still pisses me off because it's just making the assumption that everyone who games is lonely and desperate. It's like they're talking down to us. But then somehow there's always people who eat out of their hands (hence the site crashing).

Sorry, it's just one of my pet peeves.

Actually, hot chicks are used to sell anything, so why not video games too?
It's a sign of lack of imagination when a company resort to hot chicks to sell their product. It's lame. But it apparently works. So why not?
Pathetic...
Moo!
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Valiere on March 27, 2010, 08:54:32 PM
Because more and more girls are getting into gaming, and seeing boobs used to sell games over and over again makes me think that publishers are still convinced horny boys are the only audience.

It's like this free college-themed magazine on stands around campus called "Study Breaks." Nearly every cover is HOW TO SCORE HOT CHICKS!! The editors must not have gotten the memo that most college students are female now. Keep up with the times.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Bluhman on March 27, 2010, 09:04:01 PM
Aren't most of them lesbians, though?
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Valiere on March 27, 2010, 10:10:30 PM
I WISH
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Nandez on March 28, 2010, 01:57:18 AM
Well I refuse to believe most of these girls play games and are there to make people pay for online.
The ones with actual I dunno profiles probally do.
Which just shows the people that pay for this want most
Sex and video Games at once but we already knew that.

Since 3 profiles posted on IGN read like this

Username -  something about sex

Turns Off - People who don't cum for me

Likes - Halo
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Prpl_Mage on March 28, 2010, 07:52:23 AM
Well, it's better than prostitution.
Title: Re: Play To Pay (Crush Crush)
Post by: Zerlina on March 28, 2010, 04:38:57 PM
Because more and more girls are getting into gaming, and seeing boobs used to sell games over and over again makes me think that publishers are still convinced horny boys are the only audience.

qft