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Title: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Darrellito on April 05, 2010, 06:56:56 AM
The other day I was rummaging through my kitchen, hungry as hell, and everything I had seemed incredibly boring.
So I decided to throw a bunch of things together into a sandwich.

My sandwich formula:

Bread
Pizza Rolls
Ravioli
Provolone
Mozzerella
Bread
Chicken Breast
Bacon
Bread

And a toothpick to hold it all together.

Anyone else make anything like this?

I know a friend of mine that smeared a pot pie on a piece of bread and topped that with pizza rolls and pepperoni.

Maybe I'll open a business with sandwiches like this...
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Rowan on April 05, 2010, 07:01:22 AM
Hey guys I know this amazing recipe for a sandwich!!

First get 2 slices of bread, then
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: fruckert on April 05, 2010, 07:32:05 AM
Asiago cheese roll, hollow it out, stick some Meunster and Roast Beef in the hole that you just made, and then toast it.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Bluhman on April 05, 2010, 07:40:07 AM
Hey guys I know this amazing recipe for a sandwich!!

First get 2 slices of bread, then

Candlejack sandwich? Nah, it can't be. That's imposs
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on April 05, 2010, 08:20:30 AM
I got a call from a friend yesterday. The first thing he said was "What is the ratio of a cool whip and ham sandwich." I just randomly said 1:3. He immediately hung up, and called me back ten minutes later. "Delicious."

He's a weird ****.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: fruckert on April 05, 2010, 08:36:21 AM
That...doesn't sound terrible.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Nandez on April 05, 2010, 08:48:25 AM
The other day I was rummaging through my kitchen, hungry as hell, and everything I had seemed incredibly boring.
So I decided to throw a bunch of things together into a sandwich.

My sandwich formula:

Bread
Pizza Rolls
Ravioli
Provolone
Mozzerella
Bread
Chicken Breast
Bacon
Bread

And a toothpick to hold it all together.

Anyone else make anything like this?

I know a friend of mine that smeared a pot pie on a piece of bread and topped that with pizza rolls and pepperoni.

Maybe I'll open a business with sandwiches like this...

How hungry were you that sounds like a unholy sandwhich.

Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Archem on April 05, 2010, 08:53:26 AM
Spaghetti sandwich. It's naturally delicious.

Also, I'm reminded of my ham cookies from a while back.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Darrellito on April 05, 2010, 08:54:00 AM
How hungry were you that sounds like a unholy sandwhich.



Very Hungry.

And I just got tired of the same boring thing.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 05, 2010, 08:57:21 AM
I prefer toast.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: zuhane on April 05, 2010, 11:48:53 AM
White sliced bread, gherkins, lemon curd, raisins, celery, and a dash of vinegar!
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: MissingName on April 05, 2010, 01:04:55 PM
Not exactly sammiches, but we get creative with our burgers.
  - Kimchi burger: A hamburger, piled with plenty of spicy (cucumber or cabbage) kimchi.  WARNING: Spicy.
  - Caprese burger: A burger with tomato slices, fresh basil and fresh mozarella.  Drizzle it with a little olive oil, nice nice and a dash of pepper.  Goddamn, it's delicious.

Also:  Peanut butter and brown sugar.  Yum.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: HobomasterXXX on April 05, 2010, 01:59:35 PM
Here is my recipe for toast-
Slice of bread
Some form of "spreadable butter" or whatever the hell they call it

Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: MostEpicSwordy on April 05, 2010, 03:37:32 PM
All of this reminds me of a commercial for Modern Marvels where they siad something about ham flavored soda.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Rowan on April 05, 2010, 03:53:50 PM
I have yet to eat a sandwich better then good ol' PB & J.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: zuhane on April 05, 2010, 04:02:48 PM
Paracetemol, lucozade and sardines in a McMuffin.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Archem on April 05, 2010, 05:30:39 PM
All of this reminds me of a commercial for Modern Marvels where they siad something about ham flavored soda.
Jones makes awesome sodas, some of which have peculiar flavors.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on April 05, 2010, 05:44:26 PM
No, the best sandwich is PB and Bananas.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: fruckert on April 05, 2010, 09:38:45 PM
I personally think nothing can get better than an artisan-cheese-bread French Dip with chicken.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Zerlina on April 06, 2010, 12:51:40 AM
Spaghetti sandwich. It's naturally delicious.


I'm not alone anymore.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Archem on April 06, 2010, 01:58:18 AM
Well, yeah, but aren't we some sort of crazy gender-swapped clones of each other?
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Zerlina on April 06, 2010, 02:28:03 AM
If we met in real life, the universe would come to an end.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Ben on April 06, 2010, 03:03:12 AM
as one who has been trained in the ancient arts of the culinary variety (trained chef) I have to say that the majority of this thread is an abomination....exc ept for the asiago roll stuffed with Roastbeef and meunster...that sounds like it has some potential.

I have a signature sandwich though. I shall share it

You get some chicken thighs. Get rid of the bones and skin. Marinate that **** in some hoisin sauce, and almond butter (PB works well too). A bit of molasses or additional sugar, as well as vinegar should be added too. The sugar for caramelization and the vinegar to thin the sauce, and tenderize the meat.


BBQ/Grill that ****

Get a baguette or french roll, cut the ****er open

Get some carrots, and shred them in a cheese grater.

Put some mayo on the bread, and then throw down some now crispy chicken thighs on there.
Put the shredded carrots on top, along with some cilantro leaves and possibly chillies. Pour a bunch more hoisin sauce on top, so its messy.
Eat it.

Its loosely a veitnameese sub, and I have a more authentic recipie I use for when Im not just making it for myself. But its good.


Or just good old pulled pork sammiches work too, but I live with a muslim dude and Id feel bad if I made a tasty pork dinner that he couldnt eat any of.

Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: fruckert on April 06, 2010, 03:15:28 AM
I would personally debate that a roll with meat and cheese in it is just a bread bowl without the soup, but whatever.
It is quite yummy though.
Especially if you throw in some spices.

I'm going to have to try that sub, after I find some hoisin sauce.
It sounds rather delicious.

Also, as a side note, is there anything you can't do, Gem?
It sounds like you're rather multi-talented.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: MostEpicSwordy on April 06, 2010, 04:00:43 AM
I like this talk of food. I've been getting into Gordon Ramsay lately. The F Word, Hell's Kitchen, and Kitchen Nightmares. XD Especially The F Word. Cause he makes tasty effing food. Or so it would appear.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Darrellito on April 06, 2010, 05:44:13 AM
as one who has been trained in the ancient arts of the culinary variety (trained chef) I have to say that the majority of this thread is an abomination.

I have neither the time nor the equipment to make anything really that great.

I was just mentioning how great certain things can be when you throw them all in a sandwich, basically on a budget of 50$ or less.

It's not great culinary-wise, but damn, it sure tastes good. And that's what really matters right?
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Archem on April 06, 2010, 05:53:03 AM
on a budget of 50$ or less.
If you're making $50 sandwiches, you've fucked up pretty big.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Darrellito on April 06, 2010, 05:55:58 AM
My mistake.

I meant 50$ total food buget.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Nandez on April 06, 2010, 06:15:48 AM
I like this talk of food. I've been getting into Gordon Ramsay lately. The F Word, Hell's Kitchen, and Kitchen Nightmares. XD Especially The F Word. Cause he makes tasty effing food. Or so it would appear.

Strangely so have I.

What sucks is I have to drive like almost 2 hours away to a Vegan store for food.
That **** is expensive too I rarely drive their because 2 hours for incredibly crazy expensive food is insane but, I do love
Vegan muffins.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Archem on April 06, 2010, 06:27:13 AM
Eat more regular food. It's cheaper and delicious, if not as healthy. But you can always counteract the health effects.
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Ben on April 06, 2010, 10:26:00 AM
theres lots of things I cant do.
I can really only do like, 3 or 4 things, but I do them really well. That way people dont notice my shortcomings in things like book learning and rithmatic
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: drenrin2120 on April 06, 2010, 03:00:38 PM
I make a sandwich, but it's nothing special at all. Very typical sub, but i love it. Roast Beef, Ham, and pepperoni slices, with pepperjack cheese, diced green olives, fresh-ground peppercorn, and banana peppers if I'm feeling adventurous, all on a good old fashion grinder roll. Yeah, **** vegetables.

Mmmm, goddamn I'm hungry.

And yeah, I tried to make that sound fancier than it was, but it just sounds stupid. XP
Title: Re: Outrageously Tastey Sandwiches
Post by: Ben on April 06, 2010, 08:55:08 PM
that sounds tasty dren. I wont lie.