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Off-Topic => Archive => Birfday Board => Topic started by: forgetaboutit on September 30, 2010, 02:09:27 AM
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Have <happy>Birthday!</happy>
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Congrats on being another year older!
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Congratulations, you aren't dead yet!
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The truth is that none of us really love or care about you. We just congratulate you on your steady aging to feign compassion. We're all mostly dead inside by now, so we but on our façade mostly as a way of convincing ourselves that we're still human. Your birth is simply a tool for us now.
Enjoy that cake you may-or-may-not be having.
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I never cared about birthdays to begin with.
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Only to keep the other one birthday-free.
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Happy Birthday!
Now say "HackersTotalMassLaser" five times really fast and I'll give you your present.
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I did pretty well. It's not a great tongue-twister.