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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: forgetaboutit on November 23, 2010, 10:24:31 PM

Title: Rofl starter names
Post by: forgetaboutit on November 23, 2010, 10:24:31 PM
I'm not mad at Nintendo or anything now, I just find it hilarious. Seriously? Teh Pig? Yeaaaah... Creative, guys, very creative. And... Oshawott? What kind of name is that?

I decided to get Black and White. Pirated, of course. Why? Ah, it can't be THAT bad. I mean, sure, pokés suck, but it will be less than a week before I beat the game and can start building a team with old, good pokés.


Gamefreak lost their game making skills. That, or they are letting five year olds not only design the pokés but name them as well. "So, whats this little pig here called?" "The pig?" "Oh yeah, great name boy, lets go with it!" "but i was just making sure if it was the pig or... Ah, screw it."
Its like the bad troll thing.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Prpl_Mage on November 23, 2010, 10:32:00 PM
I don't get it.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Ben on November 23, 2010, 10:38:23 PM
hey Lucas... Id like you to remember that they design pokemon games with Seven year olds as one of their primary focus groups.


....to complain about the childish nature of Rated-E games when youre damn near grown up. Its like going to watch the lion king and saying "God this is so unrealistic, everyone knows lions cant talk"

Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Zerlina on November 23, 2010, 11:14:53 PM
I haven't played Pokemon since the original NA release of blue when I was ten. In my mind there are still 151.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Cerebus on November 23, 2010, 11:18:44 PM
Lies. You know for sure that there are at least 152. Don't you remember... Quagsire? You certainly do.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: coreystranick on November 23, 2010, 11:46:54 PM
I love how the grass starter is named Snivy

EDIT: Even funnier is the Region name Unova. Isshu sound so much better.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Zerlina on November 23, 2010, 11:54:52 PM
Right how could I forget the worst failed-forced-meme ever...
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Ben on November 24, 2010, 12:12:54 AM
the worst failed-forced-meme ever...

Pretty much
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Bluhman on November 24, 2010, 12:20:23 AM
What kind of ****ing stupid name is Squirtile anyway?
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 24, 2010, 12:27:51 AM
Yeah, all the names are pretty bad. I acknowledged that a while ago. Its not that any of them are any good, you just get used to them.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Prpl_Mage on November 24, 2010, 12:56:07 AM
Most names are stupid, mostly puns or mixes of words. Or other stupid things.
Ekans and Arbok are clear proof of this.
Also, Slowpoke.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 24, 2010, 01:35:34 AM
Except Lion King is one of my favourite movies.
...and I'm damn near grown up.

You know, I'm gonna shut up now.

GOOD
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Ben on November 24, 2010, 01:41:03 AM
lol



I give them props for just coming up with that many names and not hiding a dick or vagoo in there at some point.

I dont know if I could resist not naming a pokemon Anigav or Meathog or something...you know, If i were to be in charge of picking names for these things
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 24, 2010, 01:56:17 AM
Yeah, it was like the in the comics too. Ash almost died several times. Lt. Surge was in the war. Mewtwo was evil as hell.

There's a list of things. It was definitely cooler when it started, but the company obeys its customers and its customers are 8 year olds and the occasional oldie who just can't let go.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Moosetroop11 on November 24, 2010, 02:15:20 AM
I'm trying not to look at any of the pokemon so I get surprised as I find 'em.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 24, 2010, 02:56:54 AM
Yeah, the legendary trio is just lazy, no matter how you cut the cake.

And yeah, I happen to be an old fan who just can't let go. Even tho they're meant for kids, I still enjoy the games. Not sure why, the series just has a spot in my heart and it melts every time I play the damn thing.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Phayre on November 24, 2010, 05:11:54 AM
Its probably a good thing that you aren't.

But yeah, I don't know, its like its more aimed at kids now than it was back then. I mean, in the first games, they mentioned pokés eating each other, body parts being used as drugs, and killing of indian elephants. Now its all so cute and all that. I don't like cute and all that. I want my Raichu to electrocute giant mammals.
I think there's a bit of nostalgia-goggling here, considering *according to my sister's pokemon-high ramblings* that the later villains are all "homg world destruction!!!!" and not just "we take your fuzzy battle pets!" It's always been cutesy, with the occasional bit of "Hey, when you think about it, that's actually REALLY messed up."
I like that Pokemon has stayed mostly cute and lighthearted, though. Every other franchise seems to feel the need to go all DARK AND EDGY, and there are only so many Shadow the Hedgehogs one can encounter before going completely bonkers.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 24, 2010, 05:15:37 AM
You know, that's TRUE.

Some people never heard of comic relief.

Shakespeare did. If he did, Sega oughta be ashamed of themselves.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on November 24, 2010, 05:36:55 AM
I read on Serebii that Tepig was a combination of Tepid and Pig, Tepid meaning Lukewarm.  Which makes sense.  Although, it is awkward that it sounds that way.  (Sorry I'm a little late in this conversation... >.>)

Also, on the subject of the legendary trio, they seem like it, but they do have major differences.  Each of their tails are different, along with the thing on their head.  Its not like Final Fantasy 1 and 2 where they are literal recolors...

I personally enjoy the pokémon from this generation.  Although, I'm still not sure how to pronounce the water starter's English name...
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 24, 2010, 05:54:06 AM
BTW, Lucas, if I can figure out how to get connected, we should battle. Cuz I never battle anybody. This goes for anyone who thinks they can take my HG team (which they probably could =P)
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: fruckert on November 24, 2010, 06:10:01 AM
Also, on the subject of the legendary trio, they seem like it, but they do have major differences.  Each of their tails are different, along with the thing on their head.  Its not like Final Fantasy 1 and 2 where they are literal recolors...
They're minor edits.
That's still REALLY bad, and lazy.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: HobomasterXXX on November 24, 2010, 06:11:43 AM
Revolver Oshawott
Tepig Boss
Solid Snivy
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Razor on November 24, 2010, 07:33:48 AM
IN Gamefreak's defence, PUNS. PUNS everywhere.

Otter's name is a combination of Otter and some place in Canada, Oshawa, where sea otters apparently exist.
Tepig's explained ITT.
Snivy is snake and ivy, which I think is actually what the japanese name was a combination of (in japanese of course).
While we mourn the loss of Isshu, Unova's theme throughout multiple languages is the inclusion of "one" in some way. In this case, "uno".

Not gonna lie though, I enjoy the japanese names more. I have become the weeaboo, for shame.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: HobomasterXXX on November 24, 2010, 07:39:23 AM
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/8655/revolveroshawottx.png)
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 24, 2010, 07:43:34 AM
Hey.

After playing this a bit.

It's not half bad.

EDIT: I take that back. The battle music is awful and the kiddy level is through the roof so far... I hope it isn't always like this. We'll see... :dry:

*clasps hands maniacally*
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Prpl_Mage on November 24, 2010, 07:45:34 AM
As long as Penda's name isn't fucked up.
Beside Heracross and Scyther - that's the only Bug pokémon I've ever been looking forward to catching.

And yes, the game is aimed towards children and personally I'd say that they keep the tradition going. Gen1 might have been a lot more manga-ish with pokés like Nidorino but I remember reading that he and some other (cool) pokémon were taken directly from some other project.
In Gen1 you wanted to become the best trainer in the world while stopping team rocket on the way.
In Gen2 you wanted to become the best trainer in both Jotho and Kanto while stopping the leftovers of team rocket.
In gen3 you want to become a strong trainer like your dad while at the same time preventing an efil team from using the power of weather to increase/ decrease landmass.
In Gen4 you end up becoming a strong trainer while fighting team galactic as they kidnap legendary sprites, take their marbles and summons Dialga/Palkea to alter the world as we know it.
Not sure about Gen5, but it seems to follow the theme.
It has kinda gone from personal gain towards saving the world.



Bottom line is - As long as they kinda stop the trend of humanoids in the games I'm one dandy beaver. Catching what looks like a human is odd, especially if it looks like a green and white ballerina or these new gothic chicks.

Also - hobo, do the others as well. Hillarious.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Ben on November 24, 2010, 08:18:02 AM
Ive been to Oshawa. I saw more otters in Vancouver which is like...way far away. Like 1.3 europes
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on November 24, 2010, 07:07:59 PM
Well, everything that I could've said has already been said.

So in that notion. Smugleaf was not really a good name.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: fruckert on November 24, 2010, 07:17:29 PM
Snivy is actually an OK name.
Tepig though is just TERRIBLE.

ed: Lucas, you posted at literally the exact same time I tried to and it made me crash.
wtf
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Phayre on November 24, 2010, 07:48:54 PM
Oshawott is kinda fun to say. I think it's cute.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Prpl_Mage on November 24, 2010, 08:37:49 PM
Oh. Oshawott's last ev. Only quadrupedal water starter. I like that.

Swampert? The ugly cheap ***-

Also, I guess the japanese link fire and fighting together in some sort of symbolic thingmajing. No idea though, it made infernape suck balls.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 24, 2010, 10:34:17 PM
I never played 3rd gen all the way through. I just got my gba flashcard working again tho, so I might hit that up.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Ben on November 25, 2010, 12:16:59 AM
Fire and fighting styles is not really a japanese thing so much as it is a Kung-Fu thing. Karate suxxorz
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Grandy on November 26, 2010, 08:56:10 PM
Most names are stupid, mostly puns or mixes of words. Or other stupid things.
Ekans and Arbok are clear proof of this.
Also, Slowpoke.

Ekans, Arbok, Muk.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 26, 2010, 09:31:04 PM
Gotta say. Hiun City is awesome cool sauce.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: drenrin2120 on November 26, 2010, 11:22:32 PM
Well, I agree. There's some spotty things going on here. But it's still pretty cool. Though, the animated pokes in battle are nothing special. Sad to say. =\
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: PROGUY on November 27, 2010, 04:53:17 AM
Gotta say. Hiun City is awesome cool sauce.
Chinese much? :p
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Shady Ultima on November 29, 2010, 04:24:07 AM
Ive been to Oshawa. I saw more otters in Vancouver which is like...way far away. Like 1.3 europes

Yea... there's like no Otters in Oshawa. My friend lives there.

Btw, to all those who don't know, Oshawa is just outside of Toronto, I can't believe they would name a poke after a suburb.
Title: Re: Rofl starter names
Post by: Razor on November 29, 2010, 09:09:59 AM
Is your friend any good at Where's Waldo or Carmen Sandiago?