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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Zerlina on November 29, 2010, 01:16:15 AM
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Meet "Canada's Greatest Lover." This man has become a popular topic here over his exploitation of lonely men, and his declaration of war against the "feminist conspiracy" and "the gays." I'd seen his posters around town but never paid much attention, until I ran into one of his "students/rapists-in-the-making." He's been featured on the radio, and a few newspapers.
Basically, he recruits lonely guys and convinces them that the only way to get "sluts" is to... dominate. He's making a movie now that he's going to star in.
Anyway, words cannot express the laughter (and disgust) you will no-doubt experience when reading about Canada's Greasiest Lover, Dimitri.
Some quotes:
"There is no theory of natural selection ... just women DIMITRI allows to go unfucked."
(On what women should do) "I accept that my man is a murderer and rapist, and I will not provoke him."
Well, here's his poster:
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/19/062808dimitri.jpg)
Encyclopedia Dramatica Article: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Dimitri_The_Lover
A voicemail he left a woman that was broadcast on the radio: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfez6RxVWV0
His official website: http://www.dimitrithelover.com/
Anyway, the sad thing is- this guy actually has followers and students, and he's not alone.
Groups like this (called "Seduction Dens" have been gaining popularity here and in the U.S.) And shows like Keys to the VIP have been adopting similar (but toned-down-for-TV) themes.
Oy...
Anyway, what ridiculous things have you come across lately?
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Oh lord. That is hilarious and frightening. Guess he's the poster child for the anti-feminist backlash.
Saw this poster around town a month ago:
(http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/102009/the_man_of_your_dreams.jpg)
Was kinda bummed to find out it was a hoax.
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Nuts always find sad saps to believe every word they say.
To name a few:
Fred Phelps and his cult of Westboro Baptist Church
Sarah Palin
The Tea Party
Militias that prepare for the Rapture.
Blackwater or "Xe" or whatever the **** they call themselves now.
Eh.. Yeah, not too educated in this field. I don't know too many crazies.
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Commercials about site for married people looking for sex partners.
Odd stuff regarding sex, such as dildo evenings. It wouldn't be okay if we had "plastic vagina evenings" after all.
More cults seeping into society, sure they give some of our "lost souls" a reason to live but at what cost?
Our educational minister who don't seem to understand how school looks like... at all. He's stuck in how it looked for him back in the 1970s.
The discussion going on about why girls get better grades then guys and why there is some kind of "anti study"- culture among guys.
Idol Sweden.... it hurts my very soul to hear it.
Top model - it sucks.
Americas Funniest home videos - so predictable that it isn't funny anymore.
Talk about releasing the minks. Blasted animals will die in the wild since they grew up in capture after all.
America in general, how parts of it can be so ignorant to how the world actually looks blows my mind.
It hurts me that we adopt so many stupid USA aspects as we do... We're losing everything Sweden is because of this darn Americanisation. Like Jersey Shore and every other stupid "teenage show" wasn't enough.
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Im adding dimitri to my list now.
This is a "get-drunk-and-party-hard-with" and a "beat-within-an-inch-of-his-life-with-a-rainbow-coloured-lead-pipe-while-singing-showtunes". Its full of people I both admire and want to murder. Sarah Palin is on this list as well.
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Im adding dimitri to my list now.
This is a "get-drunk-and-party-hard-with" and a "beat-within-an-inch-of-his-life-with-a-rainbow-coloured-lead-pipe-while-singing-showtunes". Its full of people I both admire and want to murder. Sarah Palin is on this list as well.
Why do I picture you singing Luck Be A Lady over a pile of cartoonish X-eyed corpses.
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this is probably the best advice youve ever given anybody ever
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"There is no theory of natural selection ... just women DIMITRI allows to go unfucked."
All other weirdness aside, this is a great quote.
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I'm starting to think Dimitri's a hoax. His web site is way too over the top with the little cartoon animations. That and the pop-up window said that someone's making a movie about him.
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I'm starting to think Dimitri's a hoax. His web site is way too over the top with the little cartoon animations. That and the pop-up window said that someone's making a movie about him.
Unfortunately not a hoax.
http://www.blogto.com/tno/2008/04/dimitri_the_lover_models_the_real_man/
They also went undercover at my school's feminist magazine http://issuu.com/mcclungs/docs/spring2010 (page 28)
(scroll down)
http://www.blogto.com/tno/2009/03/dimitri_the_lover_exposes_himself/
Also here is the trailer for his movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neW-_HJ4Vjc apparently the director has pulled out because Dimitri wanted him to make the movie more infomercial like and more positive.
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I remember this guy from the news now that I see his face.
I wish I still lived in Toronto. I was a ten minute walk from kensington market and Im pretty sure I could have clubbed this guy with a pipe and gotten away while blending into the crowd enough to not get caught
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Should we be alarmed that an increasing number of your posts involve practical planning of physical violence?
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I dont know Harvey.
SHOULD you be alarmed?
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The poster made me vomit/die a little inside.
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OMG I've dreamt that man the other day.
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I wish I still lived in Toronto. I was a ten minute walk from kensington market and Im pretty sure I could have clubbed this guy with a pipe and gotten away while blending into the crowd enough to not get caught
Yeah, no one would noticed you in the crowd of 5-foot-tall elderly chinese women.
Also, since you're from Toronto- found this lovely sign on a shop on Queen East
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Cvs9ZWfaXWo/S8P0lMOPmvI/AAAAAAAAAMA/OtjyN5c8z-I/s400/mcphail.jpg)
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Ben's ben playing too much Assassin's creed.
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Ben's ben playing too much Assassin's creed.
Ive never played it in my life.
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Maybe you should. It'd help your planning.
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An some tips on your assassination techniques.
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And it would give you a compulsion to climb each and every tower in a city, just to get a good look around.
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Not to mention the knowledge to hire hookers to distract the populous.
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Nah, I think he's pretty solid on the whole hiring of hookers thing already.
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with penises
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And handsome 'staches.
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There was a voodo store by my apartment in Toronto. that was pretty messed up. You could buy groceries there too. They had cheap milk and bread and rice.It was run by two little Asians, which is funny because 2/3 of the store was like...very obviously intended for a carribean voodoo practicing customer base.
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The WoW forums are not exactly the best example of a good internet community. Oh so far from it.
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Am I terrible person for finding that even mildly funny?
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No.
Well, either that, or I am a terrible person as well.
But of course, the guy is still a jerk.
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True, there's no doubt about that.
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It was funny, but I still think it's cowardly to use the anonymity that the internet affords to get away with saying things that you'd never say in real life.
RIGHT, LUCAS?
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Like one of the rules in Lego Universe. Goes something like this:
"Don't write or build anything you can't show your mom."
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xD
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I dunno. My mom's always the one telling me to remove layers of clothes and make the boobs bigger whenever I show her new female character concept designs. Kind of opposite of my dad, who would have everyone bundled up like it's snowing (WHICH IT DID THIS MORNING, WTF?!)
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Um....My mother was a drug addled prostitute
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I sadly LOLed at that screenshot.
I would so have that written on my tombstone.
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Id like to have my tombstone have an auctionator addon that talks about the rarity of my drops
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the rarity of my drops
Oh...god did I ever read that the wrong way...
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I know me too LOL
ben's droppings xD
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Also...was late for an exam but had to stop to take a picture of this sign.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/greenabsinthe/12112010066.jpg)
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Oh. My. God.
That is terrible.
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Christ, that's the best.