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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Valiere on February 09, 2011, 12:20:27 AM

Title: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Valiere on February 09, 2011, 12:20:27 AM
I saw a print ad for this guy:

http://www.brucesfox.com/index.htm

Yeah, with the creepy anthropomorphic fox portrait and everything.

Maybe he's a werefox who is courteously showing us both his human and beast forms so we'll recognize him next time we need a DWI defense.

Or maybe he just has no idea how incredibly stupid that looks.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Valiere on February 09, 2011, 12:45:13 AM
I actually served on a jury where the defendant both refused to talk the cop without his lawyer present AND refused to take a breathalyzer test, and we STILL let him off.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2011, 12:58:49 AM
I prefer Harvey Birdman.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Valiere on February 09, 2011, 01:33:02 AM
...why?

Not enough evidence.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2011, 01:40:07 AM
That's how law works in Good America.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: ZeroKirbyX on February 09, 2011, 03:30:21 AM
George Clooney did it better.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2011, 03:37:37 AM
You know, that movie was awesome.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: HobomasterXXX on February 09, 2011, 05:02:24 AM
That's how law works in Good America.
At least it's not as bad as Phoenix Wright
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Prpl_Mage on February 09, 2011, 08:04:16 AM
...why?

Everyone charged with a penal offence has the right to be presumed innocent until proved guilty according to law in a public trial.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2011, 08:28:37 AM
Yea, innocent until proven guilty. So, unless you can prove guilt (not just feel it), the person walks. Sure, there's a level of flaw, but it mostly works. And when a guilty person gets off because of a lack of evidence, I get this happy feeling inside. The same kind I get when I have a glass of orange juice.


I had to struggle with some sort of recent dyslexia difficulty I've been having. I kept typing "quilt", which won't be caught by spellcheck.

Ironically, "spellcheck" has a red squiggly line under it.

Also, I hope someone sees what I did back there.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Legacy of Elecrusher on February 09, 2011, 06:44:37 PM
Ironically, "spellcheck" has a red squiggly line under it.

So it does.

Innocent until proven guilty may be flawed, but it works better than guilty until proven innocent.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2011, 07:51:08 PM
But what about the twist endings where, even though the accused is a scumbag, they're innocent?
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Ben on February 09, 2011, 08:21:34 PM
...why?

I think law and legal rights here work differently then you think.

Sure, the cop will think you are up to no good if you ask for a lawyer...but the cop is not a judge, or jury.

Even saying something like "I was just passing by and I saw this dead cat" can **** you over without legal presence.

Trust Ben. I was a carreer drug dealer for years, and Ive never spent more then one night in jail. And that was because I was drunk in public.
Mind you, this was before my time at charas.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2011, 08:48:36 PM
Lucas, you're wrong. On to the next chapter of this thread.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 09, 2011, 08:56:54 PM
That meant "end of discussion, you don't seem to get what you're talking about".
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Prpl_Mage on February 09, 2011, 09:21:28 PM
Always ask for a lawyer if you have one. Rather safe than sorry. Say something silly or stupid and they might just get the wrong idea.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Valiere on February 09, 2011, 10:11:46 PM
What about innocent until everyone knows you're guilty even if there's no proof?

How does everyone know if there's no proof?
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: fruckert on February 10, 2011, 02:19:55 AM
So, how 'bout that Fox painting?
Hilarious, 'eh?
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Valiere on February 10, 2011, 03:49:33 AM
It sucks.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 10, 2011, 03:54:52 AM
Christ, Val.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 10, 2011, 04:33:17 AM
Cops can be crooked. That's why you may want to seek legal advice. Example: cop pulls you over for a loud exhaust. He wants to search your trunk. You say no because you're in a hurry and done nothing. You have a right to say no. Cop says he smells pot. You no longer have a right. Regardless of existence of proposed pot smell.

I like cops. I'm glad they're their, but they can suck.

They can suck as much as that fox or as much as lucas.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: fruckert on February 10, 2011, 04:57:29 AM
And as much as not playing M-you know what?
No.

Just, no.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on February 10, 2011, 12:18:45 PM
It's not what you know. It's what you can prove. Or what the furry can prove.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 11, 2011, 03:56:44 AM
Cops can be crooked. That's why you may want to seek legal advice. Example: cop pulls you over for a loud exhaust. He wants to search your trunk. You say no because you're in a hurry and done nothing. You have a right to say no. Cop says he smells pot. You no longer have a right. Regardless of existence of proposed pot smell.

I like cops. I'm glad they're their, but they can suck.

They can suck as much as that fox or as much as lucas.

I like cops. I'm glad they're their, but they can suck.


I'm glad they're their

they're their


their


...
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: fruckert on February 11, 2011, 04:06:41 AM
Ouch.

ed: Apparently this was my 6666th post.
Hail Satan, and all that bull.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 11, 2011, 05:26:49 AM
Haha, I couldn't help it. haha
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: fruckert on February 11, 2011, 01:49:30 PM
It sads you*
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 11, 2011, 02:05:16 PM
God damn it.
GOD DAMN IT.
God DAMN it.

That was the first thing that came to mind.

Also, I actually visited charas on my computer for the first time in a few weeks today, and dear god, can we please motion to ban that picture as an avatar?
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 11, 2011, 07:28:03 PM
What picture? Fruckerts? Why?
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: drenrin2120 on February 11, 2011, 07:44:00 PM
*val's picture as an avatar
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 11, 2011, 08:48:15 PM
Oh, that. I'm indifferent.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on February 11, 2011, 09:37:14 PM
About Val or the picture?
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Valiere on February 11, 2011, 10:16:24 PM
I oppose this motion.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 11, 2011, 11:25:12 PM
About Val or the picture?
The picture. I'm pro-Val.

...That wounds like a cool screen name. "proVal".
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 12, 2011, 12:07:02 AM
It is easy to use, yet powerful to perform many types of profile analyses.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Valiere on February 12, 2011, 04:40:42 AM
Ask your doctor if Proval is right for you
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: A Forgotten Legend on February 12, 2011, 06:26:13 AM
What are the side effects of Proval?
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: fruckert on February 12, 2011, 06:51:45 AM
Ginger hypertrichosis, and the violent urge to lick your testicles (even if you don't have any)
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 12, 2011, 07:18:20 AM
(http://i55.tinypic.com/ojgmdx.png)

Well, close enough. I'm pretty sure derailing is included, somehow.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Felix-0 on February 14, 2011, 01:23:31 PM
I take it that I'm late?
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: coasterkrazy on February 17, 2011, 11:57:54 AM
-Off-topic-

Now that I've seen that image more than once, how long has that tally been going, Archem?

-On-topic-

I support ProVAL.

-Actually on-topic-

I guess I'm the only one who finds Valiere's avatar choice more humorous than creepy... Well at least I think if I find it humorous, it won't haunt my dreams.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 17, 2011, 10:39:19 PM
Now that I've seen that image more than once, how long has that tally been going, Archem?
I have no idea. Dragonium posted it a while ago, and I dug it up because it was semi-relevant.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Natako on February 18, 2011, 12:27:23 AM
I guess I'm the only one who finds Valiere's avatar choice more humorous than creepy... Well at least I think if I find it humorous, it won't haunt my dreams.

Personally, I find it a mix of humorous and creepy. It's kind of uncanny, but if I look at it for too long, I start laughing my *** off.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Valiere on February 18, 2011, 03:37:49 AM
The fox is just trying so hard to look respectable.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: fruckert on February 18, 2011, 06:09:34 AM
He looks like he's about to start laughing.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Natako on February 18, 2011, 06:31:56 AM
He looks like that collar is way too tight for his neck, though it could be all of the POOFY fur. The poor dear.
Title: Re: Bruce Fox, Furry at Law
Post by: Archem on February 18, 2011, 09:01:11 AM
Yeah, I think so, too.