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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Grandy on March 02, 2011, 05:10:33 PM

Title: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Grandy on March 02, 2011, 05:10:33 PM: I had to do a simple surgery in my... man parts.

And of course, that means anaesthesy.

...

So yeah, they put a big ****ing needle through my penis' head.

PAINFUL.

Why am I sharing matters this personal? Well first I consider you guys as family. Second, this **** is STILL HURTING LIKE HELL.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Archem on March 02, 2011, 05:18:55 PM: Too bad you're not into that kind of thing. Or perhaps it's a good thing? All that blood rushing through there could have complicated things. Either way, I'm glad I'm not me.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Grandy on March 02, 2011, 05:41:48 PM: I also am not allowed to have erections for a week.

Does this doctor even KNOWS how this thing works?
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: SaiKar on March 02, 2011, 05:59:58 PM: Man now I'm in a pain just reading this at a desk!

ONE OF THESE DAYS, YOU ROGUE. ONE OF THESE DAYS.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Archem on March 02, 2011, 06:09:29 PM: Quote from: Grandy on March 02, 2011, 05:41:48 PM
I also am not allowed to have erections for a week.
...How? Like, waking up is a pretty good way to violate that rule.

Speaking of violating with the use of a penis, I have something I need to attend to...
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: zuhane on March 02, 2011, 07:14:07 PM: I have a similar dilemna. An op I'm going for soon. I can't... you know... repetitive motions up and
down... you know... for 3 weeks after it! :'(

EDIT: You know...
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 02, 2011, 07:23:22 PM: Dear god, Zuhane. Vivid descriptions of your personal habits was completely unnecessary.

Grandy, I can not relate in any way. For that, I can't help but really happy. =(
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Zerlina on March 02, 2011, 09:11:08 PM: I think I just threw up a little.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Archem on March 02, 2011, 09:38:03 PM: My dick just threw up a little.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: fruckert on March 02, 2011, 09:42:51 PM: Eww.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Natako on March 03, 2011, 12:22:00 AM: This topic...I...I...

I have no words.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: HackersTotalMassLaser on March 03, 2011, 05:53:56 AM: Redundant. That's the word.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Razor on March 03, 2011, 10:39:41 AM: Quote from: zuhane on March 02, 2011, 07:14:07 PM
I can't... you know... repetitive motions up and down... you know... for 3 weeks after it! :'(
No standing up and sitting down? That's tough. That's pretty much my whole day. In the morning, during breakfast, on the bus, at college, on the bus again, back at home.
Yep, those repetitive motions I know all too well.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: zuhane on March 03, 2011, 02:03:23 PM: You sick-minded people! I meant that I can't dance for 3 weeks!
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Ben on March 03, 2011, 07:17:45 PM: Welcome to adulthood. Just wait until they start shoving cameras up your ***...

Ive had staples in my balls. I have no pity.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Grandy on March 03, 2011, 08:00:09 PM: Quote from: Ben on March 03, 2011, 07:17:45 PM
Welcome to adulthood. Just wait until they start shoving cameras up your ***...

Ive had staples in my balls. I have no pity.

Oh, yeah?! Well, you smell like poopoo!
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Ben on March 03, 2011, 08:05:51 PM: No seriously though. The camera is not small. Nor is the thick cold steel cable attached to it.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Grandy on March 03, 2011, 11:13:43 PM: The way you describe I might end up liking it.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 03, 2011, 11:14:23 PM: D=

This frownie face is inadequate.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: zuhane on March 04, 2011, 06:30:03 AM: Quote from: Ben on March 03, 2011, 08:05:51 PM
No seriously though. The camera is not small. Nor is the thick cold steel cable attached to it.

Was it a full-sized TV broadcasting news camera? That'd hurt!!
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: coasterkrazy on March 04, 2011, 09:36:09 AM: I cringed just reading that...
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Cerebus on March 04, 2011, 01:49:53 PM: I lol'd. Seriously.

Sorry for your little guy, though, that's gotta hurt.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Grandy on March 04, 2011, 04:27:29 PM: Eh, it's better now. I can barely remember the pain and humiliation.

However I already broke the new rule twice in the morning. :/
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Grandy on March 04, 2011, 09:45:56 PM: I dunno the name of this kind of surgery in english. Basically there was this little bit of muscle which was too short, and could damage little Grandy during veryv fun time.

I can't go up cause in doing so there's the risk of the incision re-opening. And that's terrible.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Archem on March 04, 2011, 11:21:11 PM: Quote from: Grandy on March 04, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
And that's terrible.
(http://img852.imageshack.us/img852/8531/sterrible.jpg)
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Dragonium on March 05, 2011, 01:58:16 AM: While no one was looking, the doctor put forty stitches in Grandy's penis.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Grandy on March 05, 2011, 02:22:53 AM: The nurse was looking.

The whole time
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Natako on March 05, 2011, 02:25:06 AM: She's probably into stuff like that.

...On second thought, I really don't want to continue with that line of thought.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Grandy on March 05, 2011, 02:33:48 AM: You know you do.

You know what's weird? The injection, painful as it was, wasn't the worst.

It's the fact that even if I felt no pain, I still could feel everything else.

I couldn't see it, of course, they'd put a screen so I couldn't.

But the sensation was there. The incision, the cutting, the muscles in the way. Everything.

Nice dreams, people!
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: zuhane on March 05, 2011, 03:11:19 AM: That's like the grand anti-Horlicks of sleeping, Grandi. Cheers.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Archem on March 05, 2011, 03:52:40 AM: Great. Now I have to deal with the horror for the rest of the night.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Dragonium on March 05, 2011, 03:54:45 AM: At least you're not imagining numbing your dick with anaesthetic and then hitting it with a hammer.

That would be terrible.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: SaiKar on March 05, 2011, 04:11:40 AM: SON OF A

It totally wouldn't be abuse of admin powers to lock this thread at this point.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Dragonium on March 05, 2011, 04:15:40 AM: But the topic at hand is Grandy's mutilated wang, and we're nowhere near done discussing it.

It's funny because Grandy's wang is not going to be at hand for a while.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Archem on March 05, 2011, 04:16:19 AM: Quote from: Dragonium on March 05, 2011, 03:54:45 AM
At least you're not imagining numbing your dick with anaesthetic and then hitting it with a hammer.

That would be terrible.
Thank God I'm not imagining that.

No, I'm imagining hitting my balls. I imagine it hurts something awful.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: zuhane on March 05, 2011, 04:17:57 AM: Can you imagine getting a paper cut right down the slit? Eesssh! It's like nails on a blackboard!
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Dragonium on March 05, 2011, 04:34:26 AM: Or hey, trying to pull off a hangnail and it just peels off a thin strip of skin right along your finger.

Sitting on a toilet with broken seat-hinges and the seat suddenly sliding all the way to one side and shearing your nuts off between the seat and the bowl.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Cerebus on March 05, 2011, 05:22:39 AM: With what can be seen on the Internet today, I'm not even troubled with that vision.
I am not sure if it is a good, or a bad thing, though.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Archem on March 05, 2011, 05:58:41 AM: Quote from: Dragonium on March 05, 2011, 04:34:26 AM
Sitting on a toilet with broken seat-hinges and the seat suddenly sliding all the way to one side and shearing your nuts off between the seat and the bowl.
The seat to my toilet is loose, and I fear this may some day happen. At the very least, it's rather bothersome when it slips.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: drenrin2120 on March 06, 2011, 03:35:50 AM: I'm SURE none of you have heard of dickchop. Thank god you don't have to imagine or remember that fiasco.
Title: Re: I experienced something no man should.
Post by: Natako on March 06, 2011, 03:55:32 AM: Quote from: lucas_irineu on March 06, 2011, 03:38:29 AM
HOLY ****, **** YOU GUYS, I'M NOT GOING TO SLEEP FOR A ****ing MONTH.

Men, I think your work here is done. *Applauds*