Charas-Project
Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: SaiKar on May 09, 2011, 08:07:19 PM
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I am hereby running for the position of Mayor of Charas. If you elect me, I promise to be the Mayor of Charas.
This is mostly just a scheme to get another award for myself, but you all have to admit it's a pretty harmless one.
Vote for me.
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No.
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Vote for me, I promise **** Sai.
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If you elect me, I'll do nothing, like any good mayors do.
I'll pretend to work while in fact, I'll be standing there, doing nothing at all; nothing will change. I'll make fake promises and such. And I'll be stealing your taxes for my yacht.
Vote for me.
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But I'm like THE mayor around here. Being all friendly and likeable.
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Don't vote for Sai. Sai has one Award, which you will notice he gave to himself. You know who else was awarded prestige and recognition without it being given to him by the people? Hitler. A vote for Sai is a vote for the holocaust.
You will notice that I have no Awards. This means that not only would I take great pleasure from being Mayor, but also that you would be able to revel in my discomfort upon finding that I am expected to actually do things.
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A vote for me is a vote for Prpl getting his bullshit awards bullshitted on.
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A vote for me is a vote for me.
Do it.
Now.
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Erm... what power does the mayor even have?
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The power to do everything I mentioned. And I intend to do it.
But seriously, though... I'm not even sure. You could try checking the old Mayor thread(s) I guess it should be said out there what power and role s/he has.
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Ah. Mayor of Charas. I'm an undecided voter. Please me.
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AFL, I'm a fellow music major. Vote for me. Now.
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Fortet, I am extremely dazed off right now and for a second I thought your sig was your campaign slogan.
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That should be his campaign slogan. It's short and memorable, and clearly shows how mayor-like he is.
Don't be a twat waffle! Vote for Fortet!
Sounds promising to me.
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Of course that's my campaign slogan.
I was being preemptive.
I was being prepared. Like a good mayor.
That was the plan all along.
And it's not purely coincidental.
At all.
Don't be a twat waffle! Vote for me!
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SaiKar, I will vote for you if you give me Mod powers.
And then, I'll use these powers to change everyone's vote for you.
So you will have your emblem. Yes?
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Vote for Fruckert.
Because if you don't, Kyoob will kil- no, wait, that's too dark.
If you do I'm likely too stupid to **** up the role too bad.
Fruckert: Because he's harmless.
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Vote for me and I'll make more comics
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This is what I get for mucking around with democracy. I need to embrace the true nature of Shiny Koffing and just declare myself the Mayor and give myself the award.
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...and give Modship to Cerebus.
*cough*
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[Empty promises]
[Catchy slogan]
Vote for me!
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I promise you all that a vote for me is a vote for me!
Don't be a twat waffle!
Vote for Fortet!
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It's vote for-yourself-for-power week on charas.
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Vote for me and I'll make more comics
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Oh, wait. Vote for me, and I'll make more comics! Hah!
It's not the same...
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AFL, I'm a fellow music major. Vote for me. Now.
Done and done.
Don't be a twat waffle! Vote for Fortet!
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But seriously. I guess we can do an election. If anyone wants to run for serious, say so. The mayor will be actually obligated to attempt to liven up and encourage Charas however they think they can - this can involve running a (feasible) contest, creating comics or other forms of creative art, or generally something else other than just posting.
The winner will also get All of All mod if they don’t have it, and if they do a pretty good job at being Mayor we’ll probably upgrade them to permanent, global mod even if we elect a new Mayor later.
BUT. You cannot be accepted unless you have at least one supporter, and I have the right to reject total newbies or chronically inactive members that only came back just to support someone. So if you want to cheat the system, you’d better find a way to fool me, and if you can successfully do that then I’d say you have a long and prosperous political career ahead of you.
NO VOTING YET. Snarky campaigning is okay, but any votes at this stage won’t be counted. We’ll have voting later in a week or so.
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Vote for me and I'll make more comics
I guess we have our new mayor. Plus, if we ever get attacked by crocodiles, Razor will be all over and on top of that ****.
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I'm not sure if I should run or not. I'd love to start making contests out the wazoo, but I'm not sure how dedicated to the concept I'd be. Plus, I'd make at least a dozen avatar contests for me to win...
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What's the story on Prpl's re-election campaign? Maybe I can skip this whole dog and pony show.
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Well, I have AFL and (I think) Natako. That's two (possible) supporters. I'm relatively active, not a random noon. I'd say my running seems rather legitimate. Count me in.
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What's the story on Prpl's re-election campaign? Maybe I can skip this whole dog and pony show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNNe18riEcQ ?
Not one of my favorites, but I wouldn't skip it outright.
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I'm the most active member. I'm always there, watching you all, and you don't even know it. I'm like Big Brother.
...unfortunately, I'm not very good at encouraging or such.
I just want power. I'm hungry for power. I'll vote for whoever grants me power.
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Fortet, you don't think the world has forgotten about the gay escort scandal already, do you?
...Fire up the propaganda machine.
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Silly Drenrin, of course not. After all, weren't you the escort provider?!?! AND the escort???
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WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNNe18riEcQ ?
That was my first reaction too :V
Considering that I'm a lazy bastard and don't know how to organize worth ****, I'm not going to campaign.
I'm just going to keep working on making Kyoob functional again.
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Soooooooooooo, about that campaign.
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Meh.
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Oh come on. Let's get this show on the rooooad!
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I won, I'm still mayor!
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Too true, but I lack incentive. Perhaps I'll get bored one day, make an avatar, and make a contest around its theme before I make it public. It's like cheating, only I still stand a chance at losing.
And when am I getting that Cyberpunk award? Razor, you tool.