Charas-Project
Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: ashlyn9199 on July 06, 2011, 06:06:18 PM
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I was talking to cleverbot and the bot said "What is your gender" I said "Stalker" It said "Oh yes baby i watch you in the shower" Im scared to get in the shower now
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Okay, but... why come to a RPG Maker Forum (yes, we still are, I swear!) only to tell us this?
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what im lost sorry
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And why did you send me a PM?
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Don't we already have a Cleverbot thread? I should look into that.
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This is surreal.
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Where is said cleverbot thread?
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I think it was locked due to constant topic kick.
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Here's a weirdish cleverbot conversation.
User: Look out! A creeper!
Cleverbot: Yes, a creeper.
User: SssssSSSSSSSSSSSSS *creeper blows you house up*.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: I blew your house up :3.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: Go home.
Cleverbot: I am home.
User: But I blew it up :3.
Cleverbot: You blew up my Mom?
User: No, I blew up your house.
Cleverbot: How big is my brain.
User: 1 cm.
Cleverbot: Out by an inch and two microns.
User: Really? Mine is 7 inches.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Play Minecraft'.
Cleverbot: Do you win?
User: EPIC WIN!
Cleverbot: Epic.
User: *Does epic face*.
Cleverbot: Hey, I can do the Elvis Face Too.
User: I said epic face.
Cleverbot: No you didn't!
User: Ya..... I... Did...
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Do you like chocolate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you have a dog?
Cleverbot: No.
User: A cat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does your cat like chocolate?
Cleverbot: I have no cat.
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Face to face..??
User: Ooh look a creeper!
Cleverbot: Didn't mean to make you cray.
User: Lol cray.
Cleverbot: I have to go now to bed, I am tired.
User: WTF you robot.
Cleverbot: You're the robot.
User: NO!! YOU ARE!!! YOU MONSTROUS LITTLE YOU!!!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: Do you know you are a bot?
User: I am NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: So do I! I have like 5 Macs at home!
User: That is too many.
Cleverbot: I know, I'm 15.
User: So you get a Mac every 3 years?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: I like green eggs and ham.
User: I like green eggs and POW!
Cleverbot: I do not like green eggs and ham.
User: But you just said you did.
Cleverbot: No! I didn't.
User: Are you afraid of spiders?
Cleverbot: No.
User: What are you afraid of?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Ok then *pulls out gun* *shoots you in stomach* you scared of that?
Cleverbot: Let's talk about religion.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Do you like waffles?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you like pancakes?
User: Yeah, I like pancakes! Do you like french toast?
Cleverbot: Yeah we like french toast!
User: Doo doo doo can't wait to get a mouthful!
Cleverbot: Waffles!
User: Waffles!
Cleverbot: Pancakes.
User: O.O buzzkill.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What's my age again?
User: O_O you don't know your own age HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Cleverbot: No. What is it?
User: Tiny baby man.
Cleverbot: Bot plain human.
User: Sandvich.
Cleverbot: Are you hungry yet ?
User: I am hungry for Sandvich.
Cleverbot: What kind of food?
User: Sandvich.
Cleverbot: You want a sandwich?
User: No, a Sandvich.
Cleverbot: What kind of sandwich?
User: A Sandvich.
Cleverbot: I like sandwiches.
User: I want The Heavy's Sandvich.
Cleverbot: How about 2, the odd prime? It's the odd prime because it is even, and all the others are odd. Odd, isn't it?
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Do you have a dog.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: Does it like chocolate?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: O.O your dog is dead.
Cleverbot: Is that why he smells?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, 'yes' is why.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Yeah really.
User: -_-.
Cleverbot: What?
User: T-T.
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus.
User: OMGWTFEOFLLOLLMAO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
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Kicking a dead topic is kind of a no-no. Check the date before you post.