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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: Cerebus on July 18, 2011, 09:11:23 PM

Title: qwantz
Post by: Cerebus on July 18, 2011, 09:11:23 PM
Dude. Seriously.
Why... why is it that every single time I see you Online... the only God damn thing you do is this:

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/qwantz.png)

Seriously. It's creepy. It's weird. It's... what is it you intend to do?
Why would you spend every single second of your time Online doing this, and only this?

You're up to something, pal. I don't know what, but you're up to some evil scheme.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Natako on July 18, 2011, 09:14:39 PM

Cerebus. Dude. Seriously.
Why... why is it that every single time I see you Online... the only God damn thing you do is stalk all of us in the Who's Online?

Seriously. It's creepy. It's weird. It's... what is it you intend to do?
Why would you spend every single second of your time Online doing this, and only this?

At least qwantz is only stalking one person as opposed to an entire forum. :P

But seriously, though, I've noticed this before. Kind of creepy. >.>
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Cerebus on July 18, 2011, 09:18:13 PM
Cerebus is watching you. Because Cerebus is making sure everything is fine and clear. He is not stalking poor Valiere all day long like this...

This is creepy. This is insane.

I'll keep my eyes on you, qwantz...
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Archem on July 18, 2011, 09:20:26 PM
Thank goodness none of us are creepy and have alt accounts.

<_<
>_>
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: SaiKar on July 18, 2011, 10:08:06 PM
This is already my favorite thread ever.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: fruckert on July 18, 2011, 10:14:42 PM
I'm seriously curious as to who this mysterious dinosaur is.
Can't be a bot, but he's logged in nearly every day for the past year.

No, I don't stalk who's online, but I do have a tendency to look at who's online at the moment.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: zuhane on July 18, 2011, 10:40:52 PM
Pahaha! This is pure gold. Is qwantz a bot? That'd make more sense.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Cerebus on July 18, 2011, 10:49:15 PM
You thought I wouldn't notice, lilsniffs3!?
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/lilsnifs3.png)

Nothing escapes my notice. Nothing!

You're doing this on purpose, are you!? Admit it!
What are you trying to accomplish? What's the meaning of this!?

And yes, I stalk the "Who is Online" page, deal with it!
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Natako on July 18, 2011, 10:52:58 PM
Quote from: zuhane on July 18, 2011, 10:40:52 PM
Pahaha! This is pure gold. Is qwantz a bot? That'd make more sense.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/Angelwrath/qwantz.jpg)

If he were a bot, would he really have passed on the opportunity to include links to cheap gold in his signature, and would he really have hidden his email address when thousands of Internet travelers could be emailing him about his thrilling offers on designer handbags?
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: MissingName on July 18, 2011, 10:54:32 PM
Perhaps one of us is just trying to weird Val out.  I dunno.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: fruckert on July 18, 2011, 10:55:38 PM
It would have to be a person who joined before my dad's birthday last year.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: lilsniffs3 on July 18, 2011, 10:56:48 PM
I was checking your recent posts to see if you have posted a picture of your smexiness. ;)

I assume qwantz is doing the same.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Cerebus on July 18, 2011, 10:59:07 PM
I actually did. Of me and Natako.

The thing is... qwantz has been doing this for a very long time. Either he's very dedicated and slow... or he's just... something else.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Natako on July 18, 2011, 11:01:18 PM
Quote from: Cerebus on July 18, 2011, 10:59:07 PM
or he's just... something else.

He's Batman.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: EliroX904 on July 19, 2011, 12:17:39 AM
IT'S A GHOST! He was killed while looking at Valerie's profile and his status has remained that way ever since, so he can't navigate away from the webpage.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Zerlina on July 19, 2011, 03:06:12 AM
who's qwantz?
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: fruckert on July 19, 2011, 03:22:20 AM
The URL for Dinosaur Comics, as well as it's twitter name and such.

Coincidence?
I think probably.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Brieg on July 19, 2011, 06:24:35 PM
(http://www.qwantz.com/comics/comic2-689.png)
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Natako on July 19, 2011, 06:45:46 PM
Wtf? It all makes sense now!
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Cerebus on July 19, 2011, 08:46:10 PM
Clearly "Utahraptor" is an anagram of Valiere's real name, which must be... Phara Trout. It does make sense, now, indeed.

---

Again! A-freaking-gain!

(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c216/cerebus_x01/qwantz2.png)

Why!? What are you planning to do!?
This is insane!
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Natako on July 19, 2011, 08:53:29 PM
Quote from: Cerebus on July 19, 2011, 08:46:10 PM
Why!? What are you planning to do!?
This is insane!

This is madness! THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Maybe Valiere's stalker is actually Valiere herself.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: zuhane on July 19, 2011, 09:45:56 PM
Quote from: Natako on July 19, 2011, 08:53:29 PM
This is madness! THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Maybe Valiere's stalker is actually Valiere herself.

Talk about being conceited.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Grandy on July 21, 2011, 11:57:16 PM
Guys, I found out!

Valiere's stalker is in truth Youtube's comment filter!

(http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/9871/plotdeepens.png)
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: EliroX904 on July 22, 2011, 01:00:06 AM
Quote from: Grandy on July 21, 2011, 11:57:16 PM
Guys, I found out!

Valiere's stalker is in truth Youtube's comment filter!

(http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/9871/plotdeepens.png)

I'm sorry, I was too busy staring at the top comment. What was this thread about again?
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: Archem on July 22, 2011, 01:50:28 AM
Yes, this is all sorts of hilarious.
Title: Re: qwantz
Post by: dragovainlord on July 22, 2011, 11:33:53 AM
today i ate a sandwish, it was pretty good.


(http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/1007/wowjz.png) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/801/wowjz.png/)