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Off-Topic => Archive => Birfday Board => Topic started by: fruckert on September 19, 2011, 10:26:29 PM
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Have a happy Birthday, and talk like a pirate day, or something like that.
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Oh, hey, Happy Birthday, you!
Have a good one... me matey! Or something.
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Aye! Happy birthday! Shiver me timbers, seems like only yesterday ye were the height of a hook and twice as keen! Look at ye now, a fine figure of a man with a heart o' gold!
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Avast! A scurvy dog the likes of which Davey Jones' Locker has never beheld was birthed this day in 1489! He be buried at sea; cause of death - a score (plus two more) of Spain's mightiest sea-fairing Naval vessels taking full cannon fire at the rather modest ship by the name of the Disast'rous Dreamscape, captained by none other than the blackguard Archembeard the Lime Green. This planks and crew, they nary knew what vicious fate awaited them; the cannons roared and iron soared into the sides and fore and aft, leaving hull no more intact, and bringing the mighty (yet misleadingly small) sail-powered craft to Atlantic's bed. Though wood and flesh would come to rest, one heart still beats, revenge alive. This heart's alive and flowing still, the good captain, ghost or God, none knew, would rise again and take his time, promising Spain "Vengeance is mine!"
Because CDs, books, and perhaps some games just don't make a happy birthday good enough for someone like myself. Thanks a bunch for staying cool, Charas.
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Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchem!@ Happy birthday to ye, ye scurvy dog! May ye be findin' all the booty the seven seas have to offer!
yep can't outdo you on the pirateness, but here, have a bad play on words I used already.
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That be some mighty fine pirate talk you have there Archembeard! Sent me a-titter, that is to say giddy with excitement, as I read those long sentences, punctuated all too often by meaningless commas, which, if I have right to say, having attended little in the way of literary education outside of the compulsive, brings me back to books such as robinson crusoe, a title that, if I dragged out of my collection (a stout stockpile if small of excellent, yet neglected books), would no doubt also, without much more than a quick perusal, reveal the same.
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It's been my thing for years now. Commas are awesome, and have been overused in literature for even more years.