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Off-Topic => All of all! => Topic started by: daoman89 on September 21, 2012, 09:26:00 PM
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The stinkbug! How I loathe you!!!!!
Once upon a year ago, hundreds of them took over my window and room. They'd attack me at night when I was sleeping. I'd kill one and three more would show. Oh how did their numbers grow? They wait until you are focused on something important or fun. And then they pounce and scare you, so you think they'd be done? Oh no they are not, they hide in the curtains. You may think there's no more when you've flushed over 50, that's for certain. But wait! You come back in your room! There's 20 more as I stare at my impending doom. So winter comes and kills all the bastards, but is this the end? I go through all of summer, not seeing any sign of them. But finally as the cold air covers the state of Pennsylvania they come out to play. Inside of my AC, to ruin my fuckin' day!!
And that's one of many reasons why I hate them...
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Speak in rhymes all the times.
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Okie dokie smokie pokie
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These suckers can get big. You are not alone in your hatred
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And they don't mind their own business. They go after us humans at the worst of times.
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I have lived with the stinkbugs, learned their culture, bred with their women, and over the last 300 years I have discovered that I have a very small penis.
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Well that stinks, you filthy minks.
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Nice unintentional pun Archem lol.
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...?
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Unintentional? How unconventional.
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They came from inside of your AC too?
Here in NJ, we had the same scenario. A few stinkbugs in the early summer but they went away, and then suddenly they started appearing in droves a few weeks ago. There are a **** ton of them in my AC unit. =\
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Why so obtuse, moose? Kick back, get loose and we can train this caboose.
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Cahoots in the caboose? I'd better vamoose!
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The stink bugs have gone away for the night. I'm drunk and don't have very good eye sight. But none the less i can sleep in at last. Until tomorrow where I'll kill them all and have a blast.
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Ho-ho-ho, they used to be all over PA. They'd eat and kill some important plant or tree, idr. But just by how they look, u just HATE THEM!!! Like, u know how when you first look at somebody and instantly decide to hate them because they look like an ***hole? That's what stinkbugs are!! They are the douchebags of the insect species. They're dirty cuz obviously they dont clean if they smell like that and they think they can just take over places (sounds like those gang member kids don't it lol)
If there was another infestation of those fiends this year then I would've caught hundreds of them and made a fire bomb. And it would've been on youtube and you all would get to see them DIE!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
America!! :D
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What's a stink bug?
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What's a stink bug?
Really?
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I'm drunk
That explains a LOT.
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http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=ahr&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=671&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=g9VXQEeg3sBM9M:&imgrefurl=http://gothamist.com/2010/01/31/are_stink_bugs_worse_than_bed_bugs.php&docid=jRkEln4qS-K9RM&imgurl=http://gothamist.com/attachments/sjaszi/01312010stinkbug.JPG&w=216&h=227&ei=gU1fUKKDPIW00AHtkoGgCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=339&vpy=350&dur=2000&hovh=181&hovw=172&tx=91&ty=97&sig=111427512147828330387&page=1&tbnh=136&tbnw=136&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0,i:101 (http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&hs=ahr&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=671&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=g9VXQEeg3sBM9M:&imgrefurl=http://gothamist.com/2010/01/31/are_stink_bugs_worse_than_bed_bugs.php&docid=jRkEln4qS-K9RM&imgurl=http://gothamist.com/attachments/sjaszi/01312010stinkbug.JPG&w=216&h=227&ei=gU1fUKKDPIW00AHtkoGgCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=339&vpy=350&dur=2000&hovh=181&hovw=172&tx=91&ty=97&sig=111427512147828330387&page=1&tbnh=136&tbnw=136&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:8,s:0,i:101)
That's a stinkbug! And I'm not drunk today!
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Stink bugs are annoying but they're not the worst bug. If you don't smash 'em, they don't smell. I actually had a huge one land on me the other day while pumping gas in my car. I gave him a healthy flick and he was on his way.
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Who remembers earwigs or pinchbugs?? I had a horrific event with those things when I was a kid. We all had toy matchbox cars when we were younger. So I brought up my huge container full of them to my bedroom. Opened the sucker up, and dozens of these little pinchers come crawling out and I jump onto my bed crying and calling for my Mommy lol.
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My ex was inexplicably terrified of earwigs. Then again, I think she might have believed that old myth about them crawling into your ear and burrowing into your head...
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Just look at those suckers. That's enough to be scared of them. Same with spiders!! I hate spiders lol. And I know all you are thinking, macho boy is a lil bitch when it comes to bugs lol. Truth! Not a fan, never will be, never want to be, never can be, never will I be made to, never will I date a bug lover, and forever I will scream like a girl when a stink bug lands on me... lol :P
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I dated a BugCatcher once... Her Beedrill ended that pretty quick.
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Yea poison sting is a bitch...
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But just by how they look, u just HATE THEM!!!
Sounds pretty racy.
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I had a stink bug in my car but that has been the extent of seeing them in Western PA.
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You would Meiscool, you would... Well i guess it was a matter of time b4 someone brought up "race" or "religion". Humans just can't get over the fact that ppl are different and no buddy gives a **** what u believe in. So stop trying to blow up the ppl that dont believe what u do. What are u... 5? (not u Meiscool, those religious ppl)
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Tolerance.
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I think we should do two things.
Exterminate Stink Bugs from existence!
And help the 3rd world countries make their culture better. Not so much give them tons of technology but help them with disease and build better places etc.
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Wasn't there some sort of moral about evolution in Star ocean the last hope?
Like "don't force evolution upon other planets(people), let everything develop on it's own and don't rush it. Rushing it will just make it a bad copy of your own"?
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My statement meant help them get a chance to develop.
An example, say some place has dirty water or something and they can't do anything to fix that problem. So if we help them by getting their water cleaner, it will give them a chance to evolve and grow.
In the beginning, it was the strongest survived through the disasters, but now we have the ability to help the weak survive. But I do see how giving other places this advanced technology could be bad. Give someone too much power when they don't know how to control it or properly use it, that will be problematic. It would be abused and most likely they will succumb to self greed and they won't use their power to be their own culture, country or whatever.
If somebody wins the lottery, there's a high chance that they would quit their job and not spend the money wisely. I believe there was a situation that happened recently where people in a restaurant or something all pitched in money to buy powerball tickets and when all of them one, they were to split it. Of course there was that one greedy ***hole that wanted it all for himself. I guess what I'm trying to say about this is that money is a type of power. If you receive a large amount without earning it, you won't know how to properly use it (doesn't apply to all people). Things you receive as rewards, etc. for doing hard work gives the reward much more value.
But I can see how that quote is true. Lol sorry, I like discussion. You all probably think I'm retarded :P
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I've just committed mass stinkbug genocide. I captured over 30 and flushed in the dark abyss of the toilet. Human power!!